Just watched ANTM 10, the first elimination. OMG I totally love this cycle already! Ya, that's what I said about ANTM 9, and it ended up being the crappiest one yet.
But new things!
- New York City!
- New opening credits. Instead of showing the past cycle and having the girls pose from different coloured backgrounds, we have like a montage of Tyra, Tyra and Tyra! How humble of her! And then they show like, the girls backstage of a photoshoot and like behind-the-scenes of it. In other words, it sucked! I mean, maybe it's hard to put in 9 winners. Oh, I mean 8, but can't you at least budge Naima out of the winners' montage?
- Paulina Porizkova! She's replacing Twiggy, and she's much better than her! Totally! She actually called Dominique a transverstite right in front of her face! And she kind of bitchslapped Nigel. I totally love her!
- Tyra lost weight! Maybe she's realised that Paulina would look a thousand times better than her so she had to close down the Kiss My Fat ASS business
- Anya! She is magical! It's like as if Celine Dion and Natasha fused together to form an amazing woman! She's really really pretty! But she has like, some weird Russian accent and Tyra hates her accent. Shut up, Tyra! Well, at least she was called first.
- Fatima! She's Somalian and her labias were sewn together, meaning she can't have sex. Just because of that, you don't have the right to bitchslap everybody! I seriously hope she has an epiphany.
Aimee didn't really impress me much. She's those girls that look horrible in person but great in photos.
In love with Anya! I hope she wins!