Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Teardrops On My Guitar

Finally! People know this awesome song!

Why are all my project group members so effing slacky!

Project Runway 4 is coming to Channel 5! Yay! I was just told that it's like, coming in February. Yay! But I've already been watching it on YouTube. It is awesome! Seriously! Ok maybe not, because it's been such a long time since the previous season. The only thing I hate about the fourth season is that they over-do the "you're-not-gonna-use-your-own-models-but-use-another-group-of-people" kind of mentality. They've already used schoolgirls, average-sized women, men and like, I forgot. Whatever.

ANTM 10 coming 20 Feb!!! Yay!!! And TWIGGY'S LEAVING!!! Maybe she had Alzheimer's or something. I totally thought that Janice would return with a vengeance and kill Tyra but then some ex-supermodel is coming on. Boo!!

And when is ANTM 9 coming on Channel 5?

I'm in love with this song called "Love Song" by Sara Bareilles.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Karang Guni Man

Did you know what we had to do today? We had those Community Service thingys that we had to do unless we wanted to be retained into Year 1. We had to collect all recyclable materials from houses. At first I thought it was fun, but OH MY GOD I nearly died!!

Firstly, 5 people, 3 blocks. Can you believe how many things people give us? Like, you guys don't have get any money. Why not just wait for next week then you'll be able to sell things you don't need! But apparently, everybody was really enthu, including a couple of people in my group.

I have just realised that all this while, I know the most self-righteous human being in the universe. You're bossy, you don't want anybody to help you, but when we don't help you, you go and complain. You think that men are disgusting animals. You think that you're better than everybody. Urgh! Do yourself a favour and get an epiphany.

Anyway, did the karang gunis go on strike or something so we had to take over? Can't we just, like go and sell novelty pens? That's so much better.

It's Mandy, Bitch!

Ugly Betty!! Seriously, Ugly Betty is the best! I just get tired of Betty's storyline. I totally love Amanda and her storyline!!!

"It's Mandy, bitch!"

Hot Flash! Hahaha!

Amanda: How did you know I was here?
[Famous guy who is Amanda's dad]: I google myself everyday.
Amanda: Me too!

Friday, January 25, 2008

Million Dollar Baby

Wow. Imagine this.

Friday: You get a major headache
Saturday: You collapse and get admitted to the hospital
Monday: You're brain dead, living on a life support machine
Thursday: Doctors pull out the life support machine

Not even one week. This happened to a friend's ex-schoolmate.


So this is what it feels like, to be depressed. And when people just randomly talk about how "depressed" they are just because they failed some stupid quiz which barely affects your GPA, Urgh! Like, you're not depressed.

Once again, it is my fault. This blows. Seriously! I have a feeling that my second brother hates me.

"Hey little brother! Although I'm actually supposed to help you through your troubles (because you obviously have issues), I'm just gonna tell you that you suck!"

I envy them. Really.

Whatever.

Well, I've just realised that I'm those kinds of people who people assume doesn't have any problems because I do not have a loudspeaker to announce to the whole world about my problems. And I kind of hate it about me. Like, it's all bottling inside! I might kill somebody, like myself. Have I ever cried in public? I don't think so. Well, maybe when I was a kid, I don't remember. But sometimes I would just cry in the bathroom with the shower turned on to cover up the wails.

Okayyy.... That was a little too much information, but whatever. I SHALL NOT DELETE THIS POST!

Sunday is the only thing that's keeping me alive. Get me outta here!

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Sucky Day

Urgh!! I'm so pissed off by some of the people in my class. Stop trying to act like somebody you're not.

Anyway, Heath Ledger is dead! OMG that's so freaky. Last year was Anna Nicole Smith, this year him. And he's actually The Joker in the upcoming Batman movie. It's so weird.

Movies I Totally Have To Watch After My Exams:

Atonement - Won Best Drama for Golden Globes and nominated Best Picture for Oscars, so it must be nice

Juno - It's about a 16-year-old who got pregnant, and I'm not talking about Jamie-Lynn Spears. Kind of like a youth-friendly version of Knocked Up. Nominated Best Picture and Best Actress for Oscars.

Sweeney Todd - It's a friggin musical!! Johnny Depp nominated Best Actor.

I'm Not There - Cate Blanchett portrays Bob Dylan (i.e. a man!) and nominated for Best Supporting Actress.

The Savages - It looks very "Little Miss Sunshine"-esque. Heard it's a great movie.

Away From Her - Stars Julie Chrisite. It's a movie about old people. So obviously Alzheimer's is going to be involved.

No Country For Old Men - Western movie.

Go and fricking study!!!

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

30 Rock

This is hillarious! I love this show!!! And Tina Fey and how she's always kena paiseh. There was this episode where she wants a baby and the whole staff knows and all the men approached her and offered her their sperm. Then there was this sound guy who approached her during rehearsal and asked her if she wanted "a hookup" and she got tired and stood on the stage and announced that she doesn't want to have sex with any of the men, then the sound guy approached her again and said, "Well, I'm not gonna sleep with you, but asked her if she wanted a sound hookup. Haha!




Friday, January 18, 2008

4 Minutes To Save The World

For the first time in my life, I am seriously emotionally and physically and spiritually exhausted. I need a shrink!

Tick, Tock.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

The Piano

Today sucked eggs! Well, not really, but things happened which resulted to the part where the eggs were rotten and sucky.

I fell down while climbing the stairs, yet again!!! Seriously, I think my feet have a mind of its own. Maybe it's because I climb two steps at a time, and it has become a bad habit. I have this current fear that I might fall whenever there's a step, especially if I'm carrying food. Like, I'm scared that I might slip and fall and the food will be either all over my clothes or some stranger's. Ok Whatever.

Anyway, rented and watched The Piano earlier this week. It is AMAZING!!! One of the best movies I have ever seen. It's about this woman (Holly Hunter aka Mrs Incredible) who brings along her daughter (Anna Paquin aka Rogue) to New Zealand from Scotland because she was gonna marry some New Zealand colonist person she has never met. Kind of like an arranged marriage. So the woman loves her piano more than anything in the world and she's a volunteer mute because she witnessed her dead husband die and decided to go on like, a silent strike. So in the end another man gets the piano and Mrs Mute is angry about the fact that some asshole who doesn't know how to play a piano is getting it. He asks her to teach her lessons and then he proposes to her that they "do things" in exchange for the piano. She's reluctant but agrees, but then falls in love with the oaf. Husband finds out. Husband hits the piano with axe. Piano kind of spoilt. Husband cuts off her thumb. Husband confronts to asshole piano student. Mrs Mute and daughter brought sent back to Scotland via boat. Mrs Mute insists on throwing away piano. They do. Mrs Mute's feet gets caught between the ropes and is dragged down with piano. Eventually frees herself. The End.

Sounds boring, right? Well, you have to watch the movie. But OMG Holly Hunter's acting was amazing!!! Even though she didn't even speak a single word!!! She won an Oscar for it. And the ending was really ambiguous. Like, did she die?

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Yay, Me!

FUCK YEAH!!!!

I got into Biomedical Science - BMT (Biomedical Technology) instead of Biomedical Science - PST (Pharmaceutical Science)!!!! So I won't have to worry about ending my days in a pharmacy selling people Panadol!

I've been sick for about a month!!! Ok I'm exaggerating, but I've been sick since Dec 22.

Finally!! A new episode from the US!!!! I discovered it and pounced on it like as if I haven't watched TV for 10 years. Desperate Housewives. It showed the aftermath of the tornado. And seriously, I was so friggin disappointed!!! Don't read this paragraph if you don't wanna be spoiled!!!! SPOILER!!!! How come Lynette's whole family + Ida was in the house and then the whole family came out unscathed and Ida died. Yeah, staircase blah blah blah she saved the kid's life, blah blah. Whatever. Why didn't one of the twins die? Or the baby? Or Tom? That would've been at least realistic. The only thing that changed was that Carlos is now blind. Yay! Realism!!

When will the Writers' Strike end? It went so bad that the Golden Globes are cancelled because all the actors are supporting the strike and nobody would attend. That's kind of sad, but whatever. I looked through the nominations on Wikipedia and it's really blah. The Office NOT NOMINATED!!!! for Best Comedy!

I wanna watch Sweeney Todd. It's a bloody musical!!! How odd.

Hey! I've just realised that the guys in my class aren't that bad after all. Usually I hated having to hang around with the guys because there's like a genital Apartheid in the class, and they're like, those guys who would talk blatantly about anything. I think they've finally gotten used to me.

I currently have this monologue extracted from The Office, the best show in the universe. I'd do that at least once a day to some of the guys and they would laugh. Don't dare to recite it to the girls because they're gonna get all offended and self-righteous. They're allergic to penis.
So anyway... They are picking a health-care plan and had to list down all their diseases anonymously.

Dwight: Okay, raise your hand if you have these diseases; Inverted penis.
Meredith: Could you mean vagina? Because if you do, I want that covered.
Dwight: I thought your vagina was removed during your hysterectomy?
Meredith: A uterus is different from a vagina. I still have a vagina.

Ahh! Such magical words created by the underpaid writers.

Saturday, January 05, 2008

The Crying Game

Watched The Crying Game last night. It's about a man who meets a woman and then they fall in love. Then when they're about to make love, she reveals herself and he finds out that she has a penis! Haha! Ok that somehow sounds funny. So she's a tranny!! It's supposed to be some huge plot twist but it was so obvious that she was a man. First, they met at a gay bar!!! Second, she has gigantic hands!! Third, she looks like a man. Then after the penis reveal, it all went really boring. Something about the Irish thingy you learn in Social Studies.

I'm gonna HATE Tuesday. Sucks man!

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Top 100 Songs Of 2007

1. Not Ready To Make Nice - Dixie Chicks
2. Say It Right - Nelly Furtado
3. Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie
4. Umbrella - Rihanna ft. Jay-Z
5. Don't Stop The Music - Rihanna
6. You Know I'm No Good - Amy Winehouse
7. Teardrops On My Guitar - Taylor Swift
8. No One - Alicia Keys
9. Rehab - Amy Winehouse
10. The Way I Are - Timbaland ft. Keri Hilson
11. Can't Leave 'Em Alone - Ciara ft. 50 Cent
12. Tears Dry On Their Own - Amy Winehouse
13. Gimme More - Britney Spears
14. Last Night - Diddy ft. Keyshia Cole
15. Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
16. Piece Of Me - Britney Spears
17. Lil' L.O.V.E. - Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft. Mariah Carey & Bow Wow
18. Lil' Star - Kelis ft. Cee-Lo
19. Shut Up And Drive - Rihanna
20. Like A Boy - Ciara
21. Glamorous - Fergie ft. Ludacris
22. Listen - Beyonce
23. Promise - Ciara
24. The Sweet Escape - Gwen Stefani ft. Akon
25. 2 Hearts - Kylie Minogue
26. Irreplaceable - Beyonce
27. Taking Chances - Celine Dion
28. In This Life - Delta Goodrem
29. Hate That I Love You - Rihanna ft. Ne-Yo
30. All Good Things - Nelly Furtado
31. Buy U A Drink - T-Pain ft. Yung Joc
32. Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne
33. Say Ok - Vanessa Hudgens
34. Do It Well - Jennifer Lopez
35. Whatever U Like - Nicole Scherzinger ft. T.I.
36. Who Knew - Pink
37. Lost - Faith Hill
38. Wasted - Carrie Underwood
39. U + Ur Hand - Pink
40. Easy - Paula DeAnda ft. Bow Wow
41. 4 In The Morning - Gwen Stefani
42. Good Life - Kanye West ft. T-Pain
43. Wake Up Call - Maroon 5
44. Ride For You - Danity Kane
45. Like You'll Never See Me Again - Alicia Keys
46. Beautiful Liar - Beyonce
47. When I See U - Fantasia
48. Bed - J. Holiday
49. Potential Breakup Song - Aly & AJ
50. So Small - Carrie Underwood
51. Makes Me Wonder - Maroon 5
52. I'll Stand By You - Carrie Underwood
53. Que Hiciste - Jennifer Lopez
54. Upgrade U - Beyonce ft. Jay-Z
55. Never Again - Kelly Clarkson
56. Misery Business - Paramore
57. Baby Love - Nicole Scherzinger ft. will.i.am.
58. Apologize - Timbaland ft. One Republic
59. Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis
60. Clumsy - Fergie
61. What Hurts The Most - Cascada
62. Love Story - Katharine McPhee
63. Handle Me - Robyn
64. Now That You Got It - Gwen Stefani ft. Damian Marley
65. Hold It, Don't Drop It - Jennifer Lopez
66. Do It - Nelly Furtado
67. Lithium - Evanescence
68. With Every Heartbeat - Robyn
69. Crushcrushcrush - Paramore
70. Paralyzer - Finger Eleven
71. Crank That - Soulja Boy
72. This Is My Now - Jordin Sparks
73. Bartender - T-Pain ft. Akon
74. Play With Fire - Hilary Duff
75. Back To Black - Amy Winehouse
76. Give It To You - Eve ft. Sean Paul
77. Drivin' Me Wild - Common ft. Lily Allen
78. Because Of You - Ne-Yo
79. Hot - Avril Lavigne
80. I Tried - Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft. Akon
81. Over It - Katharine McPhee
82. I Wanna Have Your Babies - Natasha Bedingfield
83. Do You Know? - Enrique Iglesias
84. He Said, She Said - Ashley Tisdale
85. Give It To Me - Timbaland ft. Nelly Furtado & Justin Timberlake
86. Candyman - Christina Aguilera
87. Tambourine - Eve ft. Swizz Beatz
88. Nothin' Better To Do - LeAnn Rimes
89. How To Touch A Girl - Jojo
90. About You Now - Sugababes
91. With Love - Hilary Duff
92. A Bay Bay - Hurricane Chris
93. Bubbly - Colbie Caillat
94. Just Fine - Mary J. Blige
95. What Goes Around... - Justin Timberlake
96. Stronger - Kanye West
97. Kiss Kiss - Chris Brown ft. T-Pain
98. Stranger - Hilary Duff
99. Impacto - Daddy Yankee ft. Fergie
100. When You're Gone - Avril Lavigne

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

A New Year Has Come

It's friggin 2008! Holy crap!! Remember like, 8 years ago when there was this whooplah about the Y2K and how all electronic stuffs were going to be shut down in 2000? It was 8 years ago!!! Wow! Oh and I remember I fell down on like, the first minute of the millenium.

Anyway, school starts tomorrow.

Went balik kampung during the weekend. It was fun because I had my taste of kampung crack (i.e. motorcycle). My cousin was teaching me how to use a motorcycle in total blow-by-blow Malay. Instead of "gear", she said "gia" and I pretended to understand her. Then I was riding along a group of teenagers and there was a bump ahead. I didn't manage to pass through the bump so I decided to just use my feet to get the bike over the bump and the teenagers were just looking at me and I'm like, "Hey! Look at me! I'm so kental!!" Thank God I didn't fall into a ditch or anything.

On a side note, I love that they don't know I'm laughing at their faces and they don't even know it! Yay!