Saturday, June 28, 2008

Circles

Hello!!!!

Urgh! I feel like I'm wearing an invisible neck brace due to the salah bantal.

Blah blah blah
Rant rant rant
Complain complain complain
We get it! Your life sucks. Oh boo hoo. You have it so much better than so many people.

My handphone is seriously possessed or something. It died on me and when I went home to charge it it said that the battery was full. Sabar. 1 more month!

I'm going to study like crazy during the weekend! I wanna get As!! Or Zs!

Anyway, the weather is seriously getting hotter. Don't ever wear black in the day!! I don't know how you do it.

I Kissed A Girl is #1 on Billboard! Yay! But how odd. I thought that it was like those novelty songs.

Oh My God! Thursday was heaven.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

The Opposite Of The Horseshoe

Muffin top!
Heeheeeheeee!!!

I almost died of embarrassment yesterday. Sometimes I wish my parents would've named me differently. I hate being first!!!

Still haven't skipped a lecture! Yay!

Actually, Hard Candy isn't so bad. I thought that it was crappy, but I guess it was because I was comparing it to E=MC2 and Confessions On A Dancefloor. I'm totally in love with Give It 2 Me and Candy Shop.

Ok I'm off to do my freaking ass assignments.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind

Tomorrow, school starts! Hurry up and arrive, Tuesday!!!

One of my favourite movies in the whole wide world is Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind!!! It's like those movies which mixes comedy, drama and sci-fi. And it just gets better everytime you watch it again.


Thursday, June 19, 2008

14

I need to save up my money!!! I wish I had those accounts where I could just deposit and can't withdraw.

Oh, tapeworm. If I drink your poison, won't I kill myself too.

I just wanna get Tuesday done and over with! Stupid presentation.

School starts on Monday. Blerg!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Rosemary's Baby

Heeheehee!!! Yesterday's 30 Rock was HILARIOUS!!!

Especially the Liz flashback when she was younger.

"Is that guy carrying a gun?"
"Yeah, but don't worry, he's not a cop."

Hee hee hee!!!

And the Followship Award was given to Liz

Jack: The Follow Ship Award is presented anually to the woman, I'm sorry, person who best exemplifies a follower.
Liz: I'm not a follower!
Jack: It also comes with $10,000.
Liz: I accept this proudly on behalf of followers everywhere.

And THIS!!! THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! Especially the Hispanic lady above.



I still have a couple of crappy ass assignments.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Sunday Morning

I hate my handphone!! I have to charge it everyday and it can't even tahan at least a 5 minutes phone call. I have to wait for one more month! One more agonizing month!

Anyway, yesterday we saw this guy who looks exactly like the frontman of Maroon 5, except that he was like, a homeless version. And when I mean homeless, I just mean that he had a heavy stubble.

Urgh!

It's like ten thousand spoons

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Desperate Housewives As It Could've Been



This is actually the intended pilot episode of Desperate Housewives. Mary Alice, Rex and John the gardener were intended to be different actors. Thank God! Man, Mary Alice sucked, Rex sucked, and John sucked. It's like, this Mary Alice doesn't sound like she's high. She just sounds normal.

Anyway, I had a really weird dream last night. You know, usually in dreams, you are yourself, but apparently I became this 6-year-old girl who was hired by the mafia to do those dirty jobs. Kind of like that kid from Sweeney Todd. And then after I had done all those jobs, I went to the headquarters and all of a sudden there was an ambush and the mafia boss suddenly shot me to stop me from revealing all the secrets and stuff. And the weird thing is that in my dreams, when somebody shoots me or I get hurt or something, I don't feel it but when that mafia boss shot me, it hurt! Ok that was totally random. I remember one time I dreamt that Sabrina the Teenage Witch shot me and it didn't hurt.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

30 Rock Rocks

I cannot believe it!!! I actually realized that I missed the premiere episode of 30 Rock, the one with Seinfeld in it!!! NOOOOO!!!! Oh well, I'll just have to wait for the repeats.

Anyway, the latest episode of 30 Rock is SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!! OH MY GOD it's hillarious!!! I love it!!! It was about Tracy, the black guy being out of control. So his wife, Angie (played by Sherri Shepherd) asked Liz to keep an eye on him.

"Tracy is like a horny child"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

And then Jenna becomes more popular because she's fat and everybody loves her, and then she was in a commercial for Enorme, a fragrant for plus-sized women. They showed the commercial and IT WAS SOOOOO FUNNNNNYYYYY!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

And she was offered a role as Mrs Pacman in the live-action Atari movie. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

And the funniest thing was when Tracy went to a stripclub and Angie scolded Liz and said....

"I trusted you! You wear glasses!"

HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA OMG!!!! IT'S TOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok you should go watch it.

Ok I have a migraine.

PS: I LOVE LIZ LEMON/TINA FEY!!! She's like, kind of kental.

Monday, June 09, 2008

Notes On A Scandal

OH MY GOD!!!!

Why does this have to happen right at the start of the holidays? I wanna go to school!!!!

This is just like Notes On A Scandal, except for the fact that a teacher didn't really sleep with her student. And no teachers were involved. But this thing could explode before our very eyes!! YAY!!!!

Sunday, June 08, 2008

Mimi's Third Single Is....

I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD!!! Is her management trying to NOT let her get her 19th #1 or something? I mean, Bye Bye wasn't even top 10 because she released her video way too late, like a month after she performed on American Idol. And now this??!!! I mean, it's a nice song, but not single-worthy!!!

Ok, from E=MC2, I'm ranking from best to mediocre.

Best
Bye Bye
I Stay In Love
Migrate
Last Kiss
O.O.C.
Side Effects
Touch My Body
I'm That Chick
I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time
Cruise Control
Love Story
Thanx 4 Nothin'
For The Record
I Wish You Well
Mediocre

I mean, at least either choose I Stay In Love or FREAKING Migrate!!!!! It'll be a summer hit!!!!

Friday, June 06, 2008

Over

Yes! My tarm tests are over!!! What's even better is that HTech and CSAS aren't examinable, so there won't be any exams! Yay! That means that for the semester exams, I'm only doing 3 subjects! Yay!!!!

Anyway, thought I screwed up my AImm. I wanna get at least 1 Z for this semester. So my chances with AImm, HTech and CSAS are most likely gone... So what's left is FPath and MGen.

WTH lah my left earpiece is spoilt. I hate iPod earphones.

30 Rock is super funny! OMG it's like The Office's twin brother, except with sound effects and background music. What I love about these shows is that when you tape it and you watch it again, you tend to catch small things that make it more funnier.

Like, there's the star of the sketch show called Jenna, the blonde. And at the start of the season, she gained a lot of weight, and she told Liz (Tina Fey) that she was on this diet called The Japanese Pornstar Diet. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! OH MY GOD it's probably the funniest thing I've ever heard!!! Hahaha!!!! Next time somebody says that they're on a diet, ask them if they're on The Japanese Pornstar Diet. HAHAHA!!! So anyway, the diet involves eating paper, but they can eat as much paper as they want. HAHAHAHA!!!!

And so Jack (Alec Baldwin) tells her to go see Dr Spaceman (pronounced Spa-chur-muhn) who really is like, a recurring character. Anyway, the doctor asks Jenna if she's heard of the meth diet. HAHAHAHA!!!! And he has a brochure to go along!! HAHAHAHA!!! But then Jenna tells him that teeth retention is important to her. So Dr Spaceman recommends her to go to some weird diet or something. I forgot. And then he showed her all the ex-clients on the wall who went on the diet. OH MY GOD!!!! Ashlee Simpson, the Unabomber, Kenny Rogers and that alien from that 80s sitcom who looks like an anteater. Alfie or something like that. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I especially love Liz! She's so funny, and is like, easily paiseh-ed.

Monday, June 02, 2008

Top Up

I LOVE THIS SONG!!!




It was totally planned, wasn't it?

There IS such a thing as double-stranded RNA! Hah! In your face practically 75% of the cohort!!!

Yesterday was apparently some National Karang Guni Day. They kept on honking every half hour.

I have learnt the art of finger snapping!! Yay!!! I really thought I was functionally innate in finger snapping.

Anyway, watched Lost finale yesterday. IT'S SOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! Yes I still watch that show, because I've been following it and it's the most mind-boggling TV show ever!! Like, if you miss one episode, you're gonna be lost. Like, they actually moved the island to protect it from the other people trying to find it. And Locke's the dead guy! Woot!