MS NEO READS MY BLOG!!! Holy crap! Now the whole class knows. I think I have become like the Xiaxue of Temasek or something. I shall watch what I blog in future.
Anyway, had Monday Blues the whole morning except after SMT! Well, if you teachers or staff are reading my blog, be warned because you are going to be spoiled. So click on the 'X' at the top right hand corner immediately.
Anyway, the whole class went to the Dance Studio to practise for our Teachers Day Performance. Yes, we're doing a dance. And OMG it's so bloody hard to dance like the dancers. I'm too frigid and stiff! I need to loosen up or something.
It took me only about 10 minutes to blog this entry.
Monday, July 31, 2006
Sunday, July 30, 2006
My Food Fetish
I've been eating like a pig during this weekend!
Yesterday after remedial, I decided to take a new route and take a bus and stop at the SPC Petrol Station, cross over and take 12. I wanted to go to White Sands. Anyway, 12 took a bloody long time so I took 14. Such a waste of time. Anyway, I bought like, $9 worth of Old Chang Kee and ate them all at the bus stop. What's with slow buses? Reached home and my mother asked me if I wanted eggs, and I couldn't refuse because it had been a long time since I ate eggs.
Today, my mother offered me eggs yet again, and I yet again accepted the eggs. Then for dinner, my auntie and uncle and his kids and my family went to this eating place called Spize at Simpang Bedok and I have totally fallen in love with the food over there!!!! I mean, it's affordable and so freakin' delicious! I wanna go there tomorrow to tar-pau.
Yesterday after remedial, I decided to take a new route and take a bus and stop at the SPC Petrol Station, cross over and take 12. I wanted to go to White Sands. Anyway, 12 took a bloody long time so I took 14. Such a waste of time. Anyway, I bought like, $9 worth of Old Chang Kee and ate them all at the bus stop. What's with slow buses? Reached home and my mother asked me if I wanted eggs, and I couldn't refuse because it had been a long time since I ate eggs.
Today, my mother offered me eggs yet again, and I yet again accepted the eggs. Then for dinner, my auntie and uncle and his kids and my family went to this eating place called Spize at Simpang Bedok and I have totally fallen in love with the food over there!!!! I mean, it's affordable and so freakin' delicious! I wanna go there tomorrow to tar-pau.
Friday, July 28, 2006
My Two Cents
In response to what happened today, it's my life! Don't you forget! And really, I think my blog has become the talk of the school staff room or something. Teachers and staff, STOP READING MY BLOG!!! Trust me, ignorance is bliss. Even if you wish to read my blog, pretend that you don't read my blog. Please don't counsel me. I'm not crazy.
Today was the most slackiest day ever!!! PE, then English. Mdm Wan didn't come so we were discussing on stuff during the whole period. Had a probability test. Talked during Malay, and Cikgu Nora aka Mrs Abu interviewed me and stuff. I think that the whole Malay class will go to my blog. Anyway, leave a tag.
After mosque, went back to school for the rehearsal of the concert item. It was one crazy day I tell you.
Today was the most slackiest day ever!!! PE, then English. Mdm Wan didn't come so we were discussing on stuff during the whole period. Had a probability test. Talked during Malay, and Cikgu Nora aka Mrs Abu interviewed me and stuff. I think that the whole Malay class will go to my blog. Anyway, leave a tag.
After mosque, went back to school for the rehearsal of the concert item. It was one crazy day I tell you.
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
My Brother's Friend, Rahmat
A huge discovery! Rahmat knows my brother!!! Now he calls me by my brother's name (Khalil). He says that both our personalities are very different (DUH!). Anyway, Rahmat's actually quite a nice person. See, I get along with everybody (except for Marco, which will be explained later). Today and yesterday, Cikgu Nora was 'on course' and this relief teacher came in. She seriously has some hormonal problems (read: menopause) and eyes for small insignificant mistakes, then she'll interrogate you and ask why you did the mistake. For once, we wanted Cikgu Nora back!!! Or at least an office staff! Anyway, she picked on me practically the whole time and asked me why I didn't complete the workbook and I told her that I skipped on the questions I didn't know, then Alia (sitting next to me) just had to whisper in my ear and said, "Liar, liar pants on fire" (because she thought that I lied when I didn't) and then she thought that Alia was bitching about her then she said, "Bisik bisik tak boleh, nanti buruk sangka" in translation, "Whispering is unacceptable, later people will perceive wrongly" Urrgh! I seriously think I might be funny you know. Like, Shamsydar called me a "Pak Mat Tempe" and I said loudly, "Ya, whatever that means..." then the whole class laughed. Ha! Shamsydar's plan backfired.
As you all know, I TOTALLY HAVE THE BURNING HATRED OF A 1000 SUNS TOWARDS THE PHYSICS SUBJECT AND MY TEACHER, but oh the irony of doing well for your Physics test when you just bo chap in studying the night before! Why can't I get great results for Geog when I study like mad (and it's only the content). I feel so ashamed at myself because I did mediocrely and Ms Neo commented You can do it! Sigh...
Physics practical seriously is so so so stupid and redundant! I wasted my precious time on studying Geog for tomorrow's test and went for the stupid practical. Mr Eng was using the laptop the whole time and didn't attend to our pleas of desperation. It's like a firefighter reading a magazine while there's a school on fire across the street and thousands of children are crying, "SAVE US FROM THIS VICIOUS CYCLE!!!"
As you all know, I TOTALLY HAVE THE BURNING HATRED OF A 1000 SUNS TOWARDS THE PHYSICS SUBJECT AND MY TEACHER, but oh the irony of doing well for your Physics test when you just bo chap in studying the night before! Why can't I get great results for Geog when I study like mad (and it's only the content). I feel so ashamed at myself because I did mediocrely and Ms Neo commented You can do it! Sigh...
Physics practical seriously is so so so stupid and redundant! I wasted my precious time on studying Geog for tomorrow's test and went for the stupid practical. Mr Eng was using the laptop the whole time and didn't attend to our pleas of desperation. It's like a firefighter reading a magazine while there's a school on fire across the street and thousands of children are crying, "SAVE US FROM THIS VICIOUS CYCLE!!!"
Monday, July 24, 2006
My Blonde Jokes
Blonde jokes!!!!
She's so blonde she got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in one year when the box says 2-4 years.
She's so blonde she died of starvation when she got locked inside a grocery store.
She's so blonde she was stabbed in a shootout.
and more coming soon...
Anyway, the whole class went crazy during SMT. We made up a game and it's called "How Long Can You Stare At Zia Hakim Without Laughing". It's really fun. I nearly died of laughing.
Now I know what A Public Affair sounds like! It's called Holiday by Madonna! Anyway, her video is crazy! She kind of flirts with all the boys since she's already divorced. It's so funny how after the divorce, that Nick Lachey is all crying and singing "What's Left Of Me" while Jessica Simpson is at roller-ama behaving promiscuously. Oh, and Eva Longoria's in the video!
She's so blonde she got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in one year when the box says 2-4 years.
She's so blonde she died of starvation when she got locked inside a grocery store.
She's so blonde she was stabbed in a shootout.
and more coming soon...
Anyway, the whole class went crazy during SMT. We made up a game and it's called "How Long Can You Stare At Zia Hakim Without Laughing". It's really fun. I nearly died of laughing.
Now I know what A Public Affair sounds like! It's called Holiday by Madonna! Anyway, her video is crazy! She kind of flirts with all the boys since she's already divorced. It's so funny how after the divorce, that Nick Lachey is all crying and singing "What's Left Of Me" while Jessica Simpson is at roller-ama behaving promiscuously. Oh, and Eva Longoria's in the video!
Sunday, July 23, 2006
My New Computer
I have a new computer in my room! I mean, seriously. My father didn't ask my consent and dumped this computer on my desk. Now my desk is really messy! He said that I can use this computer for 'blogging'. I don't blog 24/7 you know. And I can blog in the other room. But who cares? It's such a weird feeling to have a computer in the room you sleep in. Now there's a computer in every bedroom. My family is seriously hi-tech.
Anyway, my father is going to Seychelles on Wednesday! Not because of leisure reasons, he's going there to work for some resort. My whole family is trying to pronounce "Seychelles" but I like to call it 'sea shells'. I read this brochure about Seychelles and it's the most beautiful island ever! I'm so jealous of my father! 6 out of the 10 most beautiful beaches in the world is located in Seychelles! It's located near Madagascar, so it's actually an African country. I SO WANNA GO THERE!!!! From the brochure, Europeans love holidaying there, so if I go there, people would mistake me for being a native. I wanna go to Seychelles after my O Levels!
Anyway, my father is going to Seychelles on Wednesday! Not because of leisure reasons, he's going there to work for some resort. My whole family is trying to pronounce "Seychelles" but I like to call it 'sea shells'. I read this brochure about Seychelles and it's the most beautiful island ever! I'm so jealous of my father! 6 out of the 10 most beautiful beaches in the world is located in Seychelles! It's located near Madagascar, so it's actually an African country. I SO WANNA GO THERE!!!! From the brochure, Europeans love holidaying there, so if I go there, people would mistake me for being a native. I wanna go to Seychelles after my O Levels!
Saturday, July 22, 2006
My Rebellion
I felt rebellious today, like my hatred for the school's discipline is blossoming. So, I wore brown shoes to school. Reached school at 8 and realised that Maths remedial started at 8.30. So I went to 7-11 all by myself while listening to Deja Vu by Beyonce. The music video is crazy! Beyonce was acting like a sex object in front of her fellow boyfriend Jay-Z and she also runs across a corn field for no apparent reason. I jaywalked to get to 7-11. See, I have become a rebel!
Anyway, came back and was just in time for Maths remedial. I have fallen in love with a couple of songs:
Deja Vu - Beyonce feat. Jay-Z Catchy song. But I think I might get sick of it after a while. Still, I'm currently in love with the song.
A Public Affair - Jessica Simpson This song kind of reminds me of a Madonna song. Felicia thinks it sounds like a Barbie commercial, which is very true. Still, I like it!
Where'd You Go - Fort Minor feat. Holly Brook Quite an old song but I thought that it was some sort of song which says "Fuck" more than any other word. But it's so so nice. The woman's voice gives me goosebumps. LURVE IT!
I will feature a daily joke for all you blog readers of mine out there! So, here's the joke.
JOKE OF THE DAY!
My block is being painted this morning, I saw that they only painted the top part of the wall and they haven't painted the bottom part so it reminded me of the school building! HAHAHAHAH! Ok, it might not be as funny. But still...
Anyway, came back and was just in time for Maths remedial. I have fallen in love with a couple of songs:
Deja Vu - Beyonce feat. Jay-Z Catchy song. But I think I might get sick of it after a while. Still, I'm currently in love with the song.
A Public Affair - Jessica Simpson This song kind of reminds me of a Madonna song. Felicia thinks it sounds like a Barbie commercial, which is very true. Still, I like it!
Where'd You Go - Fort Minor feat. Holly Brook Quite an old song but I thought that it was some sort of song which says "Fuck" more than any other word. But it's so so nice. The woman's voice gives me goosebumps. LURVE IT!
I will feature a daily joke for all you blog readers of mine out there! So, here's the joke.
JOKE OF THE DAY!
My block is being painted this morning, I saw that they only painted the top part of the wall and they haven't painted the bottom part so it reminded me of the school building! HAHAHAHAH! Ok, it might not be as funny. But still...
Friday, July 21, 2006
My Oral Fixation, Pt. 2
Prelims English Orals today! Shit lah! Mrs Anne Lim didn't let me finish and kept on prompting me (I just wanted to say, "I'M NOT FINISHED!"). And my batch is like the All-Star batch consisting of Abhishek, Adam, Charlene and Ryan (can include me also, heehee. Right...). Anyway, Mrs Lim asked me "How would you feel if you were to study overseas?" And guess what? I had difficulties answering the stupid question when I myself have studied overseas!!!!! Gosh I'm so bloody fucking dumb! I wanna bang myself on the wall!!! This will affect the JC you go to for the first 3 months!!!
On a lighter note, I think I might actually be very funny! During PE, Mr Iskandar asked the whole class to run around the school twice. Then, I said, "But I already did it yesterday!" HAHAHAHHAHA! A few people laughed. We played something else for a change - floorball. I was surprised at how violent I was. I nearly hit Samantha, like seriously. She nearly landed in the emergency room. Sorry! I was traumatised after that.
I have now taken a new route to school. I take 12 then stop at the bus stop before Tanah Merah MRT and walk all the way to the bus stop opposite Bedok South Secondary. It's quite fast and efficient and sometimes I see Hidayah or Farah and Benny. Met Hidayah today and told her my 'offensive' joke which wasn't that offensive according to her.
Urgh! Orals! I want to forget about it!
On a lighter note, I think I might actually be very funny! During PE, Mr Iskandar asked the whole class to run around the school twice. Then, I said, "But I already did it yesterday!" HAHAHAHHAHA! A few people laughed. We played something else for a change - floorball. I was surprised at how violent I was. I nearly hit Samantha, like seriously. She nearly landed in the emergency room. Sorry! I was traumatised after that.
I have now taken a new route to school. I take 12 then stop at the bus stop before Tanah Merah MRT and walk all the way to the bus stop opposite Bedok South Secondary. It's quite fast and efficient and sometimes I see Hidayah or Farah and Benny. Met Hidayah today and told her my 'offensive' joke which wasn't that offensive according to her.
Urgh! Orals! I want to forget about it!
Thursday, July 20, 2006
My Angry Day
Today was such an angry angry day for me! Grr! I was super ultra late for school today and I refused to take a cab because I'll end up losing about $8. Stupid cab companies! So, I reached school at around 7.35 and you know what Eddie Tan did to the late comers?! HE TOLD US TO LINE IN ROWS OF FOURS AND RUN AROUND THE STUPID FIELD TWICE!!!! He told us to wake up 30 minutes before usual. So, I have to wake up at 5? What the heck lah! Stupid fucked up discipline! Even my mother doesn't force me to run around the field when I do something wrong! I was only late for ONE time this semester! Urgh! The discipline committee is like, so corrupted. Now I know what it feels like to be a Jew living in Germany. Then, Eddie Tan complained that we (late-comers) didn't care about our studies (FALLACIES!) and what's the point of going to class. Hmm... If we didn't care about our studies, we wouldn't be here! Urgh! After that, he forced us to run back to class (which I didn't after I wasn't in his line of sight). Oh and I heard from a couple of people that if you come to school at around 7.45 and go to the foyer, you only need to write your name and write some stupid reflection form, and you don't get punished! Wow! CORRUPTION!
Went to English and kind of accidentally banged my huge Chem textbook on the table really loudly. Even I was shocked at the anger of mine! Mdm Wan said, "Wah! You very angry ah?" and I said, "Oh, only a little bit." Heheh! A bit embarrassing.
Thosai for recess. It's so funny to see your fellow peers struggling to eat thosai. Isn't it just like roti prata? Mrs Maesten was practising her usual favouritism once again.
Bio practical was crazy! We had to count the number of seeds in a slice of kiwi fruit!! I counted 176. Who the hell would want to count the number of seeds in a kiwi anyway?
Went to English and kind of accidentally banged my huge Chem textbook on the table really loudly. Even I was shocked at the anger of mine! Mdm Wan said, "Wah! You very angry ah?" and I said, "Oh, only a little bit." Heheh! A bit embarrassing.
Thosai for recess. It's so funny to see your fellow peers struggling to eat thosai. Isn't it just like roti prata? Mrs Maesten was practising her usual favouritism once again.
Bio practical was crazy! We had to count the number of seeds in a slice of kiwi fruit!! I counted 176. Who the hell would want to count the number of seeds in a kiwi anyway?
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
My Funny Joke
Racial Harmony Day yesterday wasn't that of a 'POW!' kinda thing. Nothing happened. We just went to school with ethnic costumes. That was all, except for the assembly. Yay! Charlene and Anavil won the best dressed for the class. And there were two cross-dressing divas.
Jokes are hitting my class! I made a truly amazingly funny joke! Shall not tell as it is quite offensive (to certain people).
What do you call a person who likes the whiteboard?
Markus!
What's a great name for a lawyer?
Sue!
What do you call a Malay girl who get's tired of standing?
Siti!
What do you call a person who likes to lie on the floor?
Matt!
What do you call a person who eats vermicelli with snails?
Michelle!
HAHAHA!
Jokes are hitting my class! I made a truly amazingly funny joke! Shall not tell as it is quite offensive (to certain people).
What do you call a person who likes the whiteboard?
Markus!
What's a great name for a lawyer?
Sue!
What do you call a Malay girl who get's tired of standing?
Siti!
What do you call a person who likes to lie on the floor?
Matt!
What do you call a person who eats vermicelli with snails?
Michelle!
HAHAHA!
Monday, July 17, 2006
My Listening Comprehension
Listening Compre totally sucked like hell! Seriously, I had to wait for more than 2 hours and I developed a migraine during the period of time. We had to listen to the stupid radio before the exams and it was really stupid, seriously. Anyway, like I said, the Listening Compre is so DAMN DIFFICULT!
Tomorrow - Racial Harmony Day! Yay! I think I'm wearing a jubah/white Arab robe. Maybe I'll just use my brother's shawl or something. White robes are too plain.
Tomorrow - Physics test. Heck care. I'll just try to study as hard as I can and see how I fare.
Tomorrow - Racial Harmony Day! Yay! I think I'm wearing a jubah/white Arab robe. Maybe I'll just use my brother's shawl or something. White robes are too plain.
Tomorrow - Physics test. Heck care. I'll just try to study as hard as I can and see how I fare.
Sunday, July 16, 2006
My Parent-Teacher Talk
Yo! Finally! Yes! My life is becoming better (I hope). After so much suffering, I finally found a rainbow! Ok, whatever that means. Anyway, I got new speakers! Yup, and its bass speaker is really powerful. I totally hate my RC (resident's committee). Yesterday, they had this stupid "Durian Party" under my block and somehow, drunks karaoke during a Durian Party. Like, SHUT UP! Their voices suck!
Anyway, I followed my mother to school for the TMP session. I showed her The Girl Who Got Totally Overdramatic In Front Of The Whole School With Her Fake Accent aka Yuhanis. Then, went to the hall. Guess who was there? Ruiqi... only! Then, a couple of my classmates came also. Yes, I thought that my classmates were following their parents to school. Such unfillial people! Haha, joking (partially). Anyway, my mother said that Ms Neo's five-inch heels could kill a kitten. Ha! MY MOTHER TALKED TO MS WOON WITH AN ACCENT!! Well, not as bad as Barbara's cockney accent. She needs to start speaking to strangers in Singlish. Ms Woon actually said nice things about me, but then said that I was "too neat". Then, my mother talked about Mr Eng and Ms Woon just looked at the floor and smiled and said that every year it's like that. EVERY YEAR????!!! WTF!! So he's not going for retraining? But then my mother understood how it feels because Ms Woon is Mr Eng's colleague. Wow, how weird. Ms Woon's boss is Mrs Ong. Haha! Ms Woon has a boss. Then, when we were exiting the hall, my mother recognised Mdm Sharifah! I think I might be related to her!!!
Then, at night my family visited my grandmother because she's going to go for an eye cataract surgery. I blame aerosol cans, foam packaging, air-cons, and fridges for that. Oh and when we were at the void deck, we saw like, so many people attended the Durian Party. At least my family is sane enough to attend no Durian Party.
Anyway, I followed my mother to school for the TMP session. I showed her The Girl Who Got Totally Overdramatic In Front Of The Whole School With Her Fake Accent aka Yuhanis. Then, went to the hall. Guess who was there? Ruiqi... only! Then, a couple of my classmates came also. Yes, I thought that my classmates were following their parents to school. Such unfillial people! Haha, joking (partially). Anyway, my mother said that Ms Neo's five-inch heels could kill a kitten. Ha! MY MOTHER TALKED TO MS WOON WITH AN ACCENT!! Well, not as bad as Barbara's cockney accent. She needs to start speaking to strangers in Singlish. Ms Woon actually said nice things about me, but then said that I was "too neat". Then, my mother talked about Mr Eng and Ms Woon just looked at the floor and smiled and said that every year it's like that. EVERY YEAR????!!! WTF!! So he's not going for retraining? But then my mother understood how it feels because Ms Woon is Mr Eng's colleague. Wow, how weird. Ms Woon's boss is Mrs Ong. Haha! Ms Woon has a boss. Then, when we were exiting the hall, my mother recognised Mdm Sharifah! I think I might be related to her!!!
Then, at night my family visited my grandmother because she's going to go for an eye cataract surgery. I blame aerosol cans, foam packaging, air-cons, and fridges for that. Oh and when we were at the void deck, we saw like, so many people attended the Durian Party. At least my family is sane enough to attend no Durian Party.
Saturday, July 15, 2006
My Facilitating
Went to the Asian Civilisation Museum yesterday, with Anavil (he initially didn't want to go). Anyway, I thought that we would be following them there, but then the Sec 4s went there in our own bus (cyan in colour). Obviously the bus ride was crazy, with Ryan, Mervyn, Fel and Ruiqi.
Reached there and soon, the kids came. There were only two classes and some even had their own handphones! OMG! I think I might have underestimated their intelligence. Anyway, they went around on their own with the guides and we just hung around at the lobby. There was this 'tent-designing contest' (for ages 16 and below) where you had to draw a tent and Anavil, 16, took part in it. He drew two pictures so I wrote my name on one of them. After that, I learnt a new game - Chee Ko Pak! Yup, I didn't know what it was until yesterday.
After that, the kids came and guess what? We only had 5 boys to look after! And to think that I printed 20 copies. They're so very innocent. Oh and Anavil seriously should consider becoming a kindergarten teacher. He made sure the kids shut up. Gave them worksheets, then brought them around. They didn't believe that Anavil was from Thailand. And one of them asked me what I learnt for History. Then, when I told them that our class was 4R, they said, "Wah! Your class so lousy?". And I totally forgot to tell them my jokes. Ugh! Ryan and Mervyn brainwashed their kids and told them there was a three-headed monkey roaming around the museum. Ha!
After that, gave them sweets. The whole class swarmed into the plastic bag like piranhas. Said goodbye. I asked Joanna if she was strict to her group, then she said, "Ya. But I laughed one time." Riggghhttt! The bus ride back was crazy. I read the surveys and all of them gave 5 stars for the part "The facilitators were friendly and helpful". The Waffles survey was funny. They had questions like, "Like doughnuts" and "Like cheese" and "Coke or Pepsi" and "Can you beatbox". Sang We Belong Together really loudly.
Reached there and soon, the kids came. There were only two classes and some even had their own handphones! OMG! I think I might have underestimated their intelligence. Anyway, they went around on their own with the guides and we just hung around at the lobby. There was this 'tent-designing contest' (for ages 16 and below) where you had to draw a tent and Anavil, 16, took part in it. He drew two pictures so I wrote my name on one of them. After that, I learnt a new game - Chee Ko Pak! Yup, I didn't know what it was until yesterday.
After that, the kids came and guess what? We only had 5 boys to look after! And to think that I printed 20 copies. They're so very innocent. Oh and Anavil seriously should consider becoming a kindergarten teacher. He made sure the kids shut up. Gave them worksheets, then brought them around. They didn't believe that Anavil was from Thailand. And one of them asked me what I learnt for History. Then, when I told them that our class was 4R, they said, "Wah! Your class so lousy?". And I totally forgot to tell them my jokes. Ugh! Ryan and Mervyn brainwashed their kids and told them there was a three-headed monkey roaming around the museum. Ha!
After that, gave them sweets. The whole class swarmed into the plastic bag like piranhas. Said goodbye. I asked Joanna if she was strict to her group, then she said, "Ya. But I laughed one time." Riggghhttt! The bus ride back was crazy. I read the surveys and all of them gave 5 stars for the part "The facilitators were friendly and helpful". The Waffles survey was funny. They had questions like, "Like doughnuts" and "Like cheese" and "Coke or Pepsi" and "Can you beatbox". Sang We Belong Together really loudly.
Thursday, July 13, 2006
My Ambitious Mother
This morning, I asked my mother to tell Ms Woon about the problem with Mr Eng. Then, she got overdramatic and told me to tell all my classmates to ask their parents to stay behind. Then, after the Teacher-Meet-Parents session, my mother would lead all of them to the principal's office to demand for an explaination on why we haven't finished the syllabus. So I told everyone (nearly) about my mother's masterplan. Samantha said that my mother is and I quote "cool". Well, and a bit overdramatic. She likes to make big fusses over small little things.
Anyway, we practised for our oral conversations today and I received a score of 14/16 by Izzati and Chang Song each. I didn't need any prompts because I just blabbered on about how America is facing an obesity problem because they eat a lot of junk food. Then, there was another question on if Singapore should conserve its traditions and stuff, and I digressed on how teenage girls nowadays are wearing "outlandish" and "risque" clothes such as spagetthi straps and tight jeans until you could see the panties and ultra push-up bras (like Jacintha's! Hahaha!). Ok, I didn't say the last one.
I'm going to be a facilitator tomorrow! Hooray for me!
Anyway, we practised for our oral conversations today and I received a score of 14/16 by Izzati and Chang Song each. I didn't need any prompts because I just blabbered on about how America is facing an obesity problem because they eat a lot of junk food. Then, there was another question on if Singapore should conserve its traditions and stuff, and I digressed on how teenage girls nowadays are wearing "outlandish" and "risque" clothes such as spagetthi straps and tight jeans until you could see the panties and ultra push-up bras (like Jacintha's! Hahaha!). Ok, I didn't say the last one.
I'm going to be a facilitator tomorrow! Hooray for me!
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
My Mayo Joke
Hilarious jokes are hitting my class and I have totally invented one that's really really really really REALLY FUNNY! Omg the kind where you die from laughter.
Q: How do eggs and oil reproduce?
A: Mayo-sis!
HAHAHAHAH! GET IT? So farnie! Ok, I'm a bit weird. It's because I'm still in school (ALIVE).
Hahaha! You must be a Bio student to get the joke. And also you must know what happens when you beat an egg with oil. It's like an intellectual joke.
Gotta go now! MEIOSIS! HAHAHA!
Q: How do eggs and oil reproduce?
A: Mayo-sis!
HAHAHAHAH! GET IT? So farnie! Ok, I'm a bit weird. It's because I'm still in school (ALIVE).
Hahaha! You must be a Bio student to get the joke. And also you must know what happens when you beat an egg with oil. It's like an intellectual joke.
Gotta go now! MEIOSIS! HAHAHA!
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
My Pervetic Incident
Stupid shit lah! Heard from Adam that Cuthbert scolded a lot of shits to this PSL. He said that just because Mr Oh is not in school anymore, Cuthbert has been acting like a shit-stirrer and he just anyhow poke his nose everywhere. He's an Operations Manager! I think it's like taking care of the school building (not the f***ing discipline!).
What's more? O Level Prelims English on Friday. Might be postponed because the facilitators of the ALIVE project in the class are going to the Ancient Civilisation Museum to accompany 15 P4 students and give them worksheets in the end. Yes, my humble readers of my blog, I am one of them. Seriously, I thought it was cancelled. It was such a long time ago, like zaman Cleopatra or something. Ha! I just said a word in Malay (zaman means "age", e.g. stone age, ice age). I'm going with Anavil. So, he will probably create chaos. I'm so going to tell them my Q joke. I'm sure they've already learnt the ABCs. Oh and Abhishek totally told me the most ultimate lame joke of all time! It's called the Pink Ping-Pong Ball joke. The joke might be too complicated for the feeble minds of the Primary 4s. I bet they're all stressed out because of their streamings.
Then, went back with Adam, Nani and Izzati and in the bus (double decker, we were at the lower deck), Rui Qi, Shirley, Shi Jie and all their friends were standing on the spare area next to the staircase. Then, Izzati told me that there was this pervert who keeps on looking at womens' cleavage. I saw that man and she was looking at girls' butts + legs + breasts! Ahhhh! I called Shirley and informed her about the potential rapist and everyone was aware of it. Apparently, Rui Qi saw him since she was Sec 1! He dropped at the Simpang Bedok. CHEE-KO-PEK!
If you have any information on a man who dons a white shirt, faded jeans and a yellow and black haversack, please call the police at 999 (not 666). Your identity will remain confidential. Thank you.
What's more? O Level Prelims English on Friday. Might be postponed because the facilitators of the ALIVE project in the class are going to the Ancient Civilisation Museum to accompany 15 P4 students and give them worksheets in the end. Yes, my humble readers of my blog, I am one of them. Seriously, I thought it was cancelled. It was such a long time ago, like zaman Cleopatra or something. Ha! I just said a word in Malay (zaman means "age", e.g. stone age, ice age). I'm going with Anavil. So, he will probably create chaos. I'm so going to tell them my Q joke. I'm sure they've already learnt the ABCs. Oh and Abhishek totally told me the most ultimate lame joke of all time! It's called the Pink Ping-Pong Ball joke. The joke might be too complicated for the feeble minds of the Primary 4s. I bet they're all stressed out because of their streamings.
Then, went back with Adam, Nani and Izzati and in the bus (double decker, we were at the lower deck), Rui Qi, Shirley, Shi Jie and all their friends were standing on the spare area next to the staircase. Then, Izzati told me that there was this pervert who keeps on looking at womens' cleavage. I saw that man and she was looking at girls' butts + legs + breasts! Ahhhh! I called Shirley and informed her about the potential rapist and everyone was aware of it. Apparently, Rui Qi saw him since she was Sec 1! He dropped at the Simpang Bedok. CHEE-KO-PEK!
If you have any information on a man who dons a white shirt, faded jeans and a yellow and black haversack, please call the police at 999 (not 666). Your identity will remain confidential. Thank you.
Monday, July 10, 2006
My Teacher-less Day
OMG something amazing and magical happened yesterday! The door was open (grills were closed), so this cat went into my house! My mother went crazy and stood on an armchair. Then, the cat was walking around like as if it's its own house. Haha! My father tried to catch it but it was playing with him behind the sofa. Haha! So funny! In the end my father caught the cat and put it outside and closed the door.
Anyway... ITALY WON!!!! Yay! I'm so happy! For no reason. I didn't see Shakira though. Cheat my feelings. Thank goodness France didn't win. I dunno, I guess I like Italy. Last time in Australia, I learnt Italian and we used to greet our teacher, "Bonjourno senorita Maria Gigliano". She's an Italian who dresses in very outlandish clothes and has a very deep voice.
Today, Cikgu Nora and Mr Yong didn't come (probably tired from World Cup). Malay was fun. It was like a picnic because Suhaila gave me an epok-epok made by her mother. It was very nice of her (Suhaila and her mother). Then, Rui Qi called me to ask for my locker combination and after I put down the phone, I was fiddling with it and guess what happened? This whole group of VIPs and Mrs Ong was walking past the class!!! And I was holding my phone, traumatised. I swore I saw Mrs Ong staring at me. I was so scared she might confiscate my phone I nearly had a panick attack.
Didn't have teacher for Maths, so we did whatever we wanted to do. I was singing We Belong Together ever-so-loudly and a few heads turned. They're all jealous! Haha, no lah. I'm not that delusional. Then during SMT (Maths), Saravanan came into the class to have a handphone-confiscating-spree! The victims were Chang Song, Tien Beng, Sam Lee, Sam Tang and Shaun. Feel so sorry for them. It's ok for confiscation, but THEY WON'T GET THEIR SIM CARDS BACK! What kind of shit is this?
Anyway... ITALY WON!!!! Yay! I'm so happy! For no reason. I didn't see Shakira though. Cheat my feelings. Thank goodness France didn't win. I dunno, I guess I like Italy. Last time in Australia, I learnt Italian and we used to greet our teacher, "Bonjourno senorita Maria Gigliano". She's an Italian who dresses in very outlandish clothes and has a very deep voice.
Today, Cikgu Nora and Mr Yong didn't come (probably tired from World Cup). Malay was fun. It was like a picnic because Suhaila gave me an epok-epok made by her mother. It was very nice of her (Suhaila and her mother). Then, Rui Qi called me to ask for my locker combination and after I put down the phone, I was fiddling with it and guess what happened? This whole group of VIPs and Mrs Ong was walking past the class!!! And I was holding my phone, traumatised. I swore I saw Mrs Ong staring at me. I was so scared she might confiscate my phone I nearly had a panick attack.
Didn't have teacher for Maths, so we did whatever we wanted to do. I was singing We Belong Together ever-so-loudly and a few heads turned. They're all jealous! Haha, no lah. I'm not that delusional. Then during SMT (Maths), Saravanan came into the class to have a handphone-confiscating-spree! The victims were Chang Song, Tien Beng, Sam Lee, Sam Tang and Shaun. Feel so sorry for them. It's ok for confiscation, but THEY WON'T GET THEIR SIM CARDS BACK! What kind of shit is this?
Sunday, July 09, 2006
My Free Milo
Yesterday my mother asked me to buy for her "Ajinamoto" when in actual fact it's actually monosodium glutomate. I asked, "MSG?" and my mother went "YES!" like as if I discovered a cure for cancer.
Anyway, went down and bought it. Was in the lift when I realised that the bimbo shopkeeper actually gave me a free can of Milo. I didn't pay for it. Maybe it's because she conned me and that all the extra money that I gave to her sums up to a can of Milo. Maybe the bimbo shopkeeper is repenting. Hmm.. Well, if she is, then maybe she should wear some pants and not those ugly short shorts.
Was drinking the stolen Milo while watching TV. And guess what? I watched The Apprentice! No, there's no Donald Trump. Instead, there's this lady called Martha Stewart. The ex-convict. Anyway, it's kind of like The Apprentice, but it's kind of a Martha Stewert version and it's such a budget version. I think I watched the finale or something, because instead of saying "You're hired!", she said elaborately, "I would like to offer you a job opportunity to work for Martha Stewart Living". Then, everybody (including the audience, except the winner) got champagnes and the winner received the car and there was this mini-movie of the winner going out of the building and going into her car and turning the ignition while saying "YES!". And while she drives off, everyone else in the studio is partying. HAHAHA!
I'm going to watch the World Cup tonight! HIPS DON'T LIE! I hope Italia wins it! Maybe we'll get free pastas tomorrow from Aunty Shirley.
Ciao!
Anyway, went down and bought it. Was in the lift when I realised that the bimbo shopkeeper actually gave me a free can of Milo. I didn't pay for it. Maybe it's because she conned me and that all the extra money that I gave to her sums up to a can of Milo. Maybe the bimbo shopkeeper is repenting. Hmm.. Well, if she is, then maybe she should wear some pants and not those ugly short shorts.
Was drinking the stolen Milo while watching TV. And guess what? I watched The Apprentice! No, there's no Donald Trump. Instead, there's this lady called Martha Stewart. The ex-convict. Anyway, it's kind of like The Apprentice, but it's kind of a Martha Stewert version and it's such a budget version. I think I watched the finale or something, because instead of saying "You're hired!", she said elaborately, "I would like to offer you a job opportunity to work for Martha Stewart Living". Then, everybody (including the audience, except the winner) got champagnes and the winner received the car and there was this mini-movie of the winner going out of the building and going into her car and turning the ignition while saying "YES!". And while she drives off, everyone else in the studio is partying. HAHAHA!
I'm going to watch the World Cup tonight! HIPS DON'T LIE! I hope Italia wins it! Maybe we'll get free pastas tomorrow from Aunty Shirley.
Ciao!
Saturday, July 08, 2006
My Hangover
I was so tired last night that I slept from 9-6. So according to my mathematical calculations, it's 9 hours. Wow! But seriously, I was so damn tired. I actually wanted to wake up at 9.45 pm to do stuff, but didn't hear the stupid alarm clock. I must have been sleepwalking.
Anyway, woke up today and seriously had a hangover. My mother forced me out of bed and I just stoned on the sofa. I was there physically but not there mentally. I kind of spoke incoherent sentences to my mother. Eventually, I was "late" for Maths remedial. Haha, lots of people say that Maths remedial start at 8 but then actually it started at 8.30. It seemed like 4R + Mr Yong + some other PSLs were the only people in the school compound. Went to toilet and kind of skipped there. Nobody would notice anyway. Hehe!
Oh and there're these 2 Sec 2 girls who are so freaky. Everytime I walk past them, they say hi to me, and only me. They know my name, but I don't even know their names! I'm so nervous because I heard that one of them is no longer a virgin.
Still madly in love with Promiscuous. I wonder if I will ever get sick and tired of it.
At 2 pm, I'm going to lock myself in the house and start studying for 8 hours a day (according to Soh Wei Jie).
Anyway, woke up today and seriously had a hangover. My mother forced me out of bed and I just stoned on the sofa. I was there physically but not there mentally. I kind of spoke incoherent sentences to my mother. Eventually, I was "late" for Maths remedial. Haha, lots of people say that Maths remedial start at 8 but then actually it started at 8.30. It seemed like 4R + Mr Yong + some other PSLs were the only people in the school compound. Went to toilet and kind of skipped there. Nobody would notice anyway. Hehe!
Oh and there're these 2 Sec 2 girls who are so freaky. Everytime I walk past them, they say hi to me, and only me. They know my name, but I don't even know their names! I'm so nervous because I heard that one of them is no longer a virgin.
Still madly in love with Promiscuous. I wonder if I will ever get sick and tired of it.
At 2 pm, I'm going to lock myself in the house and start studying for 8 hours a day (according to Soh Wei Jie).
Friday, July 07, 2006
My Very Flexible Hitch-Hiking Thumb
Uneventful day! Anyways, I think my joke is supremely funny! HAHAHA! Sometimes I burst into laughter whenever I am reminded of my joke! Hahahah!
Ugh! What is wrong with Singapore? I mean, nearly all of Singaporeans are like, snobbish, self-centred, rude, inconsiderate and just plain stupid! They seriously do not think of others. Today I took 12 and the top deck was filled up to the brim, so packed that this stupid dumb secondary school boy stood on the steps. Then, this person from the window seat went down to alight. But guess what? THE MAN SITTING AT THE AISLE SEAT DIDN'T MOVE IN! What an asshole! And he had the audacity to stare at the boy standing on the steps. And when you think it doesn't get any stupider, THE BOY DIDN'T MOVE IN! HE JUST STOOD ON THE STEPS! I'm so pissed off. Why don't you people have common sense?
On a lighter note, today's PE was dead boring. All the failures had to retake and the passers could do anything they want. So, we played Captains Ball. It wasn't as fun as last time, probably because there weren't many people.
Anyway, Bio was really fun! We were doing on genetics and Ms Woon asked people if they had droopy earlobes and widow's peaks or hitch-hiking thumbs. It's like, those thumbs that can bend outwards. Anyway, some couldn't do it and I could do it, very well. Everybody saw it and got grossed out for some unexplained reason. Seriously, I have a habit of bending my thumb outwards. I think I'm flexible.
Ugh! What is wrong with Singapore? I mean, nearly all of Singaporeans are like, snobbish, self-centred, rude, inconsiderate and just plain stupid! They seriously do not think of others. Today I took 12 and the top deck was filled up to the brim, so packed that this stupid dumb secondary school boy stood on the steps. Then, this person from the window seat went down to alight. But guess what? THE MAN SITTING AT THE AISLE SEAT DIDN'T MOVE IN! What an asshole! And he had the audacity to stare at the boy standing on the steps. And when you think it doesn't get any stupider, THE BOY DIDN'T MOVE IN! HE JUST STOOD ON THE STEPS! I'm so pissed off. Why don't you people have common sense?
On a lighter note, today's PE was dead boring. All the failures had to retake and the passers could do anything they want. So, we played Captains Ball. It wasn't as fun as last time, probably because there weren't many people.
Anyway, Bio was really fun! We were doing on genetics and Ms Woon asked people if they had droopy earlobes and widow's peaks or hitch-hiking thumbs. It's like, those thumbs that can bend outwards. Anyway, some couldn't do it and I could do it, very well. Everybody saw it and got grossed out for some unexplained reason. Seriously, I have a habit of bending my thumb outwards. I think I'm flexible.
My Q Joke
I have a funny and hillarious joke! It's sweeping the classrooms and it's making my fellow classmates roll on the floor laughing their asses off!
Qeustion: What do you get when you cut queue?
Answer: You get an O!
Haha! Get it? Like, the letter 'Q' then you cut the thingy. Then you get an 'O'! Haha! Laugh!
Yesterday was like, gelato day or something. Everybody was eating ice cream.
Gotta go bathe. I must go to school.
Qeustion: What do you get when you cut queue?
Answer: You get an O!
Haha! Get it? Like, the letter 'Q' then you cut the thingy. Then you get an 'O'! Haha! Laugh!
Yesterday was like, gelato day or something. Everybody was eating ice cream.
Gotta go bathe. I must go to school.
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
My Lifetime Supply Of Homework
Tons and tons of homework! I don't think I can finish my bloody homework by the end of today/tomorrow morning. And here I am, blogging. Yes, call me hypocritical! I just finished revising on SS and it's so... complicated! Teachers, please stop giving us homework!
I kind of feel sad for a particular teacher of mine. Sigh. So sad that you know, that is happening to the teacher. I hope the situation improves.
Anyway, I might be drunk to say that I think I'm beginning to like Mr Eng! Yes! Crazy, isn't it? Well, he kind of sang for Ryan a birthday song (it's his b'day! Happy birthday!) but the funny part was he didn't know who he was singing to. He kind of acted sexy with his ultra low voice.
Oh and I saw a dead bat this morning. Random stuff!
Ms Woon laughed during Bio. It was a rare occasion, like seeing Halley's comet or something.
Oh and Germany got kicked out of the World Cup! Yay! I hate Germany, only because they were in the finals previously and we need some variety!
2 English Summaries, Malay compo on blogs, A Maths WS, SS test tomorrow, E Maths test Friday, Physics WS.
I kind of feel sad for a particular teacher of mine. Sigh. So sad that you know, that is happening to the teacher. I hope the situation improves.
Anyway, I might be drunk to say that I think I'm beginning to like Mr Eng! Yes! Crazy, isn't it? Well, he kind of sang for Ryan a birthday song (it's his b'day! Happy birthday!) but the funny part was he didn't know who he was singing to. He kind of acted sexy with his ultra low voice.
Oh and I saw a dead bat this morning. Random stuff!
Ms Woon laughed during Bio. It was a rare occasion, like seeing Halley's comet or something.
Oh and Germany got kicked out of the World Cup! Yay! I hate Germany, only because they were in the finals previously and we need some variety!
2 English Summaries, Malay compo on blogs, A Maths WS, SS test tomorrow, E Maths test Friday, Physics WS.
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
My Sock Day
What the hell is wrong with Blogger? I can't seem to write long entries, so I'll have to divide the entries into two or three. Anyway, third post today.
Today was a joyous occasion for Temasek Secondary School. Our Youth Day present are SOCKS! Yes! SOCKS! It had the words 'TMS' on the sock. But it was relatively thicker than my normal socks. I live in Singapore, where it's hot!
Anyway, I heard that the huge mega ultra massively enormously large chocolate... is going to feed pigs! PIGS! It's so funny how they meticulously created such a masterpiece... only to be found later in the droppings of pigs.
Tuesday - BORING! Ugh! The only interesting part was that nobody actually greeted Mr Eng! He doesn't even care! He only knows Charlene's name! Ugh!
Today was a joyous occasion for Temasek Secondary School. Our Youth Day present are SOCKS! Yes! SOCKS! It had the words 'TMS' on the sock. But it was relatively thicker than my normal socks. I live in Singapore, where it's hot!
Anyway, I heard that the huge mega ultra massively enormously large chocolate... is going to feed pigs! PIGS! It's so funny how they meticulously created such a masterpiece... only to be found later in the droppings of pigs.
Tuesday - BORING! Ugh! The only interesting part was that nobody actually greeted Mr Eng! He doesn't even care! He only knows Charlene's name! Ugh!
My Chocolate Day - Monday
MONDAY
Did the montage. It was faster than expected. Here comes the bitching part. Don't be oversensitive. I'm just venting my irritatedness. Anyway, here comes the two divas (Barbara and Yuhanis). Seriously, what is up with the overdressing? They look like those kids playing dress-up. They tried to act like socialites and greeted everyone they know and walked oddly. Trust me, EVERYBODY was bitching about them. Heard that Yuhanis said that Chocolate Day sucks. I hope Shamsydar sits on her.
Then, there was this stupid unknown girl who I shall call the prom queen diva. She did not lift a single manicured finger of hers to help with the montage. She only spoke to her friends (people who I also don't know). Anyway, she wore this ugly black dress and acted like some step-socialite. But tak jadi because her outfit is so hideous. At least Barbara and Yuhanis dressed relatively OK (but still a bit over). Then, guess what the prom queen diva did? SHE F***ING STEPPED ON THE F***ING PLATFORM OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST CHOCOLATE DURING THE F***ING PHOTO-TAKING! She's such a fame-whore (like others, you know who you are). I couldn't step on the platform during the photo-taking. What an idiot.
Anyway, there were other idiots too. During the performances (the girl from TAG sings better than the people from Singapore Idol), Shamsydar appointed me as a 'montage bodyguard' because idiot people actually STEPPED on the montage! Then, I was talking to some woman who asked me what the heart symbolizes (care, duh!) when some Temasekian stupidly stepped on the montage and all the other TMS-kians were like, "WAH LAU!!!!!!" Hahaha! He must be the most hated person in school. The funny part was that he actually tip-toed across. Haha! He thinks that he weighs 10 kg lighter when he tip-toes.
Other than that, CHOCOLATE DAY ROCKED! I WAS IN THE NEWS!
Did the montage. It was faster than expected. Here comes the bitching part. Don't be oversensitive. I'm just venting my irritatedness. Anyway, here comes the two divas (Barbara and Yuhanis). Seriously, what is up with the overdressing? They look like those kids playing dress-up. They tried to act like socialites and greeted everyone they know and walked oddly. Trust me, EVERYBODY was bitching about them. Heard that Yuhanis said that Chocolate Day sucks. I hope Shamsydar sits on her.
Then, there was this stupid unknown girl who I shall call the prom queen diva. She did not lift a single manicured finger of hers to help with the montage. She only spoke to her friends (people who I also don't know). Anyway, she wore this ugly black dress and acted like some step-socialite. But tak jadi because her outfit is so hideous. At least Barbara and Yuhanis dressed relatively OK (but still a bit over). Then, guess what the prom queen diva did? SHE F***ING STEPPED ON THE F***ING PLATFORM OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST CHOCOLATE DURING THE F***ING PHOTO-TAKING! She's such a fame-whore (like others, you know who you are). I couldn't step on the platform during the photo-taking. What an idiot.
Anyway, there were other idiots too. During the performances (the girl from TAG sings better than the people from Singapore Idol), Shamsydar appointed me as a 'montage bodyguard' because idiot people actually STEPPED on the montage! Then, I was talking to some woman who asked me what the heart symbolizes (care, duh!) when some Temasekian stupidly stepped on the montage and all the other TMS-kians were like, "WAH LAU!!!!!!" Hahaha! He must be the most hated person in school. The funny part was that he actually tip-toed across. Haha! He thinks that he weighs 10 kg lighter when he tip-toes.
Other than that, CHOCOLATE DAY ROCKED! I WAS IN THE NEWS!
My Chocolate Day - Sunday
SUNDAY
Left home at 10.30 pm while clutching onto my sleeping bag, so I kind of looked like I ran away from home. It felt so freaky at my house bus stop because I felt like I was the only sane person there. There was this drunk alcoholic who kept on staring at me, an Ah Beng who's going to help his gang beat up some other guy (I think), and some gay pondan who walks around like he's Tyra Banks.
Anyway, met Sarah, Hannah, Nani and Izzati at Tampines MRT and went to Dhoby Ghout MRT and went to Plaza Singapura! Haha, it was so cool because we had the mall to ourselves. Then, we rehearsed doing the montage. Finished in 1 hour (supposed to finish in 3 hours). Ha! After that, we had to dismantle the whole montage while this French chef or whatever his nationality was making this gigantic chocolate bar. It was so massive I tell you. He was kind of slabbering the chocolate with his hands. Mmm... I've never seen that much chocolate in my life (2.8 tonnes)
It was around 3 when we finished so we were told that we could sleep anywhere on the 1st and 2nd floor. So, Nani, Izzati, Sarah, Hannah, Aisyah, Safirah, Farah and me (only boy) slept in front of a Starhub shop. Well, we didn't really sleep because we talked the whole night. Bought Red Bull from 7-11 and for the first time, tried it. It seriously gives you energy (temporarily). Then, we talked and talked and talked about everything under the sun. Farah made this hillarious impersonation of someone during one incident! HAHA! She's so funny!
Left home at 10.30 pm while clutching onto my sleeping bag, so I kind of looked like I ran away from home. It felt so freaky at my house bus stop because I felt like I was the only sane person there. There was this drunk alcoholic who kept on staring at me, an Ah Beng who's going to help his gang beat up some other guy (I think), and some gay pondan who walks around like he's Tyra Banks.
Anyway, met Sarah, Hannah, Nani and Izzati at Tampines MRT and went to Dhoby Ghout MRT and went to Plaza Singapura! Haha, it was so cool because we had the mall to ourselves. Then, we rehearsed doing the montage. Finished in 1 hour (supposed to finish in 3 hours). Ha! After that, we had to dismantle the whole montage while this French chef or whatever his nationality was making this gigantic chocolate bar. It was so massive I tell you. He was kind of slabbering the chocolate with his hands. Mmm... I've never seen that much chocolate in my life (2.8 tonnes)
It was around 3 when we finished so we were told that we could sleep anywhere on the 1st and 2nd floor. So, Nani, Izzati, Sarah, Hannah, Aisyah, Safirah, Farah and me (only boy) slept in front of a Starhub shop. Well, we didn't really sleep because we talked the whole night. Bought Red Bull from 7-11 and for the first time, tried it. It seriously gives you energy (temporarily). Then, we talked and talked and talked about everything under the sun. Farah made this hillarious impersonation of someone during one incident! HAHA! She's so funny!
Sunday, July 02, 2006
My Week-Long Flu
I have just realised that my flu virus is still surviving inside my body. When will my lymphocytes and phagocytes triumph against them? Haha, Bio language.
Anyway, last night my parents + my brother went to my uncle's house at around 9. I didn't go, because I had tons of work to do. Anyway, I kind of finished part of my work at 10.30 and waited for them to come home and watched TV. I was so terrified because I swore I heard my grandmother's voice. Then, I kind of got tired and tried sleeping with the living room lights switched on. I was so scared there might be some toyol or pontianak popping into my room and sucking onto my blood (filled with the flu virus, of course). Anyway, I waited until midnight and just slept. Then, I heard the telephone ring! Ah! I was like, super scared! Who would call anybody in the middle of the night? I didn't pick it up! I didn't care if it was my mother. Then, after like, 10 000 rings, it stopped. I slept peacefully, occasionally waking up, realising that my parents haven't returned. Woke up and asked my mother what time they came home. She said: 5. 5! OMG! They watched the World Cup and Brazil lost! Yay! I got sick of Brazil winning!
Chocolate Day today! I'm going to do the montage so I'm going there at 11. I hope they don't lock us in. It would be like those freaky teen horror movie. Anyway, I also hope they operate the escalators. I wanna play with the treadmill escalators. Oooh and I could go to Carrefour and try to find lasagne sheets! I'm so happy!
Anyway, last night my parents + my brother went to my uncle's house at around 9. I didn't go, because I had tons of work to do. Anyway, I kind of finished part of my work at 10.30 and waited for them to come home and watched TV. I was so terrified because I swore I heard my grandmother's voice. Then, I kind of got tired and tried sleeping with the living room lights switched on. I was so scared there might be some toyol or pontianak popping into my room and sucking onto my blood (filled with the flu virus, of course). Anyway, I waited until midnight and just slept. Then, I heard the telephone ring! Ah! I was like, super scared! Who would call anybody in the middle of the night? I didn't pick it up! I didn't care if it was my mother. Then, after like, 10 000 rings, it stopped. I slept peacefully, occasionally waking up, realising that my parents haven't returned. Woke up and asked my mother what time they came home. She said: 5. 5! OMG! They watched the World Cup and Brazil lost! Yay! I got sick of Brazil winning!
Chocolate Day today! I'm going to do the montage so I'm going there at 11. I hope they don't lock us in. It would be like those freaky teen horror movie. Anyway, I also hope they operate the escalators. I wanna play with the treadmill escalators. Oooh and I could go to Carrefour and try to find lasagne sheets! I'm so happy!
Saturday, July 01, 2006
My Unknown Wedding
Still in love with My All. It's those songs that you never get sick of. Oh and I changed my bloody title for the first time in months! I got sick of that phrase. It has made me very... umm... what's the word? Oh guess where I got my title from? No prize.
Anyway, well, I had to go to this wedding which was so boring! My mother told us to help around but they already got the kendarat (the wedding staff people) and I just stood there, doing nothing! Everybody ignored me! Well, it was my family's family friend wedding, we were quite close last time but now we're not that close anymore. The children did not speak to me. Then, walked home. The wedding place was quite close to my house.
I seriously hope I don't see Brazil or Germany in the finals. Can't we have another winner! I'm tired of Brazil winning. The world's gone crazy when I blog about the World Cup.
Anyway, well, I had to go to this wedding which was so boring! My mother told us to help around but they already got the kendarat (the wedding staff people) and I just stood there, doing nothing! Everybody ignored me! Well, it was my family's family friend wedding, we were quite close last time but now we're not that close anymore. The children did not speak to me. Then, walked home. The wedding place was quite close to my house.
I seriously hope I don't see Brazil or Germany in the finals. Can't we have another winner! I'm tired of Brazil winning. The world's gone crazy when I blog about the World Cup.
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