Wednesday, November 29, 2006

My Interview With The Mafia

Great, now I am addicted to Sims 2. I played it like, the whole of this morning and totally forgot to bathe/pee/eat breakfast.

Anyway, went to an interview near Dhoby Ghought yesterday at this "cafe". Seriously, the place had black Mercedes cars parked outside and all the employees are Malay and they were wearing black long sleeve shirts. And everyone there smokes, including the women, so I was so scared out of my wits that they might be like, Malay mafias and they wanted to hire me as a decoy or something. I wouldn't be surprised if like, Triads were to drive past and just shoot them. Well, after filling in the application form, I waited to be interviewed and guess who walks in? Erni. Yep. She got the job and she still doesn't know what she's doing. Anyway, got interviewed and I actually said "dwelve". OMG. Apparently, it's an MNC in the nanotechnology industry and the company's called Healthline or something like that. $500 a week! OMG that's like, more than a boy like me should be earning! Ahhh!!! I was so excited and was happy that the interview went well and stuff and when I told my mother everything, she went nuts because she thinks that it's all a scam and the $500 a week is all under commision and blah blah blah. Then, I realised that it's too good to be true. Ya, might be. Maybe I'll ask Erni.

Didn't realise that I have 40-Year-Old Virgin. The actor's the boss from The Office (the show which I am currently totally in love with). I used to like Alias, but that's only the first episode of the fifth season. It's really complicating. Like, the main character Sidney finds out that she's pregnant and her baby daddy died and she's still going around the world as a double agent fighting bad guys while facing morning sickness and lactation and it goes on and on...

Sunday, November 26, 2006

My Grad Nite

OMG I totally forgot to mention about Grad Nite. Ok, since my posts are getting shorter and shorter, I'm gonna yap all night long. With details!

Anyway, got ready at 2.30 and took longer than expected. Nearly forgot to bring my ticket, I tell you. Anyway, had to take a cab to Nuriman's house because I was super late. Then, we cabbed to this bridal shop in Arab Street where Adam, Nani and Sarah got made-over. Met with them plus Andy, Izzati, Zia, Sham and Hannah. I was super broke because the ATM machine at Raffles Hospital was spoilt. Stupid ATMs. Anyway, went to this field right across the shop to do a mini-photoshoot. Kinda fun, but it was so bloody hot! And there were people looking at us, but who cares. Then it started raining and so, we had to find shelter and cab back to school.

Ok, then reached school. Ahh!! I mean, it was like, the last time we stepped into the school before getting our O Level results. Anyway, there was like, a guestbook at the foyer.

Went up and sat. Ya ya okay, I tell you everyting... So, first was the Adam's speech which ended with the You Give Me Wings song. No comments. Then, the Principal speech was surprisingly short. Then, Ms Neo's speech about the carpenter.

Then, they played the classes' Powerpoint/Video presentation. Ahh! Really made me realise that it's gonna be over. Like, I'm no longer able to use the nice blue coloured EZ Link card soon. I'm gonna have to pay more! No more recess! No more lab practicals! No more classes! Boo!

Then the 8-course meal food came. Ya, sounds fancy, right? Well, not really. First meal was like, Japanese seafood. I only ate the sushi. Soh Wei Jie was sitting at our table so he kind of ate a lot (more than me). I didn't even feel hungry, I tell you.

Ya, then they played games. I volunteered myself in one of them. I acted like Miss Swan and made a fool out of myself, which was really fun! We were supposed to guess what was inside the box and I sillily said that it was mini-marbles in potato salad. What the hell, right? Anyway, I won myself a device which Sham says is to protect girls from getting raped. It's like this thingy that when you yank off the hook from the device, it emits a loud noise. Haha, that is so cool!

Ya, then there was this lucky dip where some lucky bitch won an iPod! An IPOD!!! OMG! OMG! OMG!

Back to the food. There wasn't even any rice in any of the courses. Well, there was this rice dumpling which looked like it was soaked in soya sauce. Not for me. I think the theme of the catering was "Asian Food Even My Momma Can Cook Better". I mean, seriously. In one course, they had shitake mushrooms and broccoli. Which teenager likes broccoli?

Ya, then Adam won Best Dressed Male while there was a tie-breaker between Nani and Zizie for Best Dressed Female. The other nominee was Honghui, so she had to decide who won. Her bizarre fashion sense indicated that Zizie won! I was hoping that Nani would like, slap Zizie and they both roll off the stage and fall on a cake or something, but that didn't happen.

Ya, then Anavil and Charlene were the Prince and Princess of Temasek, which was a coincidence.

Ya, and then I went around the hall and the foyer like a madman for an hour while taking pictures of people + me. Kind of sad that they're all irreplaceable. Ok, since I don't really have the pics, just imagine me and the people here in a picture:
- Adam, Andy, Nani, Izzati, Zia, Sarah, Shamsydar, Nuriman, Hannah, Aisyah Manab, Hidayah, Farah, Ryan, Ruiqi, Felicia, Shirley, Shijie, Fel+Shirley+Shijie posing like Charlie's Angels, Mervyn, Anavil, Charlene, Suhaila, Nafisah, Farzirah, Shaun, Abhishek, Yu Ren, Sam Tang, Sam Lee, Jacob and a couple more...

Ya, then, I took pictures of the 4R guestbook because I didn't have time to read it because Mr Cuthbert was shooing us out of the building because it was already late.

Was broke, so had to take the bus home.

Anyway, just watched the latest episode of ANTM 7. Ok, here's a sneak peek of what happened. CariDee made a casual comment to Nigel Barker during the photoshoot and Nigel was offended. I can't reveal the results, so all I have to say is that it was such a casual remark, I tell you. I hate you and your crappy talk show, Tyra. Stop trying to act like Oprah. Puh-lease.

Saturday, November 25, 2006

My Irretrievable Pictures

Yep. Even the Sim Lim people couldn't do anything about it. I'm trying to deal with this loss.

I'm suddenly in love with Buttons. Yesterday I watched the AMAs and the PCDs were performing and when they wanted to dance on the chairs, the girl on the extreme left accidentally dropped her chair and then, she had to like, do stripper-dance moves. Hahaha!

Grooving to ILLEGAL by Shakira
You don't even know the meaning of the words "I'm sorry"
Said you would love me till you die
As far as I know you're still alive
I'm starting to believe
It should be illegal to deceive a woman's heart

Oh and indeed yesterday was an unlucky day for me. I thought that bus 81 passes through this bus stop and I waited for about an hour for 81 but then, I decided to check the sign and found out that 81 doesn't pass through the bus stop.

Gotta blast!


Friday, November 24, 2006

My Lost Photos

Grad nite was super crazy slash fun!

But before that, MY IMAGES ARE GONE! Like, G-O-N-E! OMG I'm like super depressed! I'm going to Loyang Point to try to recover the photos. I like, took pictures with a lot of people and it's so sad that all of them are gone. Please, somebody help me! I've never been this sad. :(

Ok, here's what I did last night. I put the memory card inside the USB cable then opened the file. Then, you know the file is shown in thumbnails so like, half the images weren't uploaded through the thumbnails. Then, I decided to close the file then after that the screen only showed the background image and later when I wanted to get in the file, the computer tells me to insert a disk, meaning that the memory card is undetectable. OMG OMG OMG!!!

The pain reflected in this entry isn't even half of what I'm feeling inside.

I took more than 100 pictures siak!

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

My Brief JC Briefing

JC Briefing was so so quick.

So, me and my gang (too lazy to list names) went to Vivocity and walked around. I think I might be going to my uncle's house today to get the grad nite thingy-majigy.

Currently listening to Tell Me by Diddy feat. Christina Aguilera
The only part which I love is the part where Christina Aguilera sings.

I've been watching ANTM 7 on YouTube and OMG I have never loved a contestant like this before! I LOVE CARIDEE!!! Her name's spelt as CariDee, which is totally cool. I mean, I should call myself HaKim or HakimBo or something like that. Woots for CariDee! I hope she wins the competition seh. Currently it's the final 5 and all of them suck except for CariDee. I hope Melrose doesn't win. She sucks. Oh and Tyra hates CariDee for some reason. Go smear your eyes with Vaseline, Tyra!

Monday, November 20, 2006

My Jetsetting

I just came back and I am so bloody tired I could just lie on the floor and sleep.

Well, I was a real glutton at Bintan. Just enjoying the period when my metabolism is fast. Ya.

Swam like crazy. I was practically the only non-Caucasian on Friday at the swimming pool lah. But I'm used to it.

Ok, so my dad works at the resort and stuff and so he already has his own hotel room, so he booked a room for only me while my mother stayed in his room. So, it was awesome yet scary, yet awesome. Ya, I slept with the lights on.

I'm gonna be busy for this week only, then I will get myself a job! Yay!

Thursday, November 16, 2006

My Os Are Done

Such a weird feeling, let me tell you. It's like, so weird that I don't have to study any more secondary school stuff. It's like as if I'm missing a part of me. But who cares, right?

Yay! Kind of went crazy after the last paper.

This week is gonna be a very busy week.

I'm off to Bintan tomorrow. I very lazy to blog lah.

Monday, November 13, 2006

My Slothiness

I'm making words like Jade. Anyway, for the first time in my life, I am so lazy to bathe. It's already noon and I'm finding it difficult to bathe. I wanna eat cereal but we're out of milk, so I can't go out without bathing first. I dunno, I just look really different and horrible when I wake up.

Ya.

Lazy to update. Zzz.

Oh great. It's raining. No milk. No cereal. Well, it's nearly lunchtime.

Need to study like crazy this afternoon. I need to advance compensate for ANTM tonight. Yay!

Sunday, November 12, 2006

My Brother's Ghost Stories

Double post!

Forgot to mention what my brother told me about Tekong's ghosts! AHHHHH!!

Anyway, my brother said that there are occasions where the cadets trek around the jungle and sometimes one NS man is missing. Ya, that's not really scary right? Well, then he said that sometimes, there's one extra cadet when they return to camp. Freaky, right?

That's not all, peeps! This is even scarier! There's been stories around the whole of the Tekong camp that at night, you're supposed to sleep, right? (Duh!) Well, sometimes if you can't sleep, there would be a ghost that says, "Mak! Mak! Dia belum lagi tidur!" (translation: Mommy, mommy, he hasn't slept yet!). Then the child ghost will go to you to see if you're really asleep!!!! OMG then my brother said that you have to shut your eyes completely. If you open your eyes again, he will run to you!!!! OMG!!!! And that's only the child! Imagine what the mother might do! OMG OMG OMG!!!!

I can bet you that when you were reading the story about the child, you were thinking of the boy Toshio in Ju-On, right? I was. Another random thing.

My Camo-Phone

Random thing: Don't you just hate it when you drop something on a carpet (especially those with many many patterns) and then you try your hardest to find it everywhere then after 5 minutes of thinking that you'll lose that item forever, you find it right in front of you and you think, "I thought I looked over there twice!" That's one of life's mysteries.

Ya, so just now I dropped my phone on the carpet and searched for it like a dog. On Friday, I put my transparent set square on the same carpet and when I tried to pick it up, I couldn't find it and it took me a very long time to find it. It's like, a magic carpet or something. So I got sick of playing hide-and-seek and called my phone. Ya.

Didn't study on Saturday. Just laid on the sofa like a slab of meat and watched TV.

Then I did A Maths today, while so many people were jalan-rayaing (I study at the void deck).

With You by Jessica Simpson is stuck in my head! Woot!

I could let my hair down
I could say anything crazy
I know you'll catch me right before I hit the ground
Nothing but a tee shirt on
Never felt so beautiful
Baby as I do now
Now that I'm with you

Saturday, November 11, 2006

My Brother's Stalker

I treated yesterday is if I finished O Levels. Ok, I know have to study during the weekends, for the last time.

Yesterday, somebody smsed my brother to "kenal-kenal" (meaning to get to know each other) and she said that she got my brother's number from his brother (meaning me) and she's 16, so ya. Then, I tried calling the number on my phone but it was unidentified. That's really weird.

OMG last night there was this chee-ko-pek! You know the yellow backpack backside peeker? This guy is another one. He's Indian and also has a backpack. The bus was quite full so the man was standing in front of two scantily-clad girls who were sitting and I was like, looking at his eyes the whole time. OMG it was so freaky! He wasn't focusing on one thing, he was like, looking all over the girl. OMG it was like as if he was mentally raping her. Then, the guy looked around to see other people, then when he saw me, I gave him the "OMG-you-sicko" look plus the eyebrow-raise. OMG!

Call Me When You're Sober.


Currently listening to All I Have by Jennifer Lopez feat. LL Cool J.

Friday, November 10, 2006

My Life As A Teenage Robot

Yup. A robot.

New video! And it's called Fergalicious! OMG it's video is so nice and the song rocks! It makes London Bridge suck eggs.

Mi matematik finito already. Yay!

OMG currently my mother is watching the music video for the Welcome To The Black Parade! I'm utterly speechless.

Izzati said that my voice improved! OMG! I feel so flattered! I'm gonna sound like Mariah Carey in a few years if I continue singing in the bathroom.

This video is really really nice! It makes you think.



Thursday, November 09, 2006

My Halfway Point

E Maths
English
Social Studies
Elective Geography
Biology

What do these subjects have in common?
...

I DON'T HAVE TO OPEN THOSE FUCKING TEXTBOOKS WITH THOSE TITLES ON THEM!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Ok, sorry for the rudeness of my behaviour. Well, I think that all those subjects have been relatively OK. Like, somehow I sped up on my writing. I made a tiny mistake for my English essay and misread "Is it wise for Singapore to set aside some of its land for nature reserves?" as "Is it wise for Singapore to set aside some more of its land for nature reserves?" Get the jiff? Other than that, I thought my essay was quite OK. I hope the British examiners are senile.
Anyways, have you ever had like, this song stuck in your mind? I dunno, but I seem to have a different song everyday. Ok, for Monday, All For You by Janet Jackson was in my head. On Wednesday, Rock Wit U by Ashanti was in my head. And on Thursday (today), Family Affair by Mary J. Blige was stuck inside my head. Speaking of which,

Things I wanna do after my Os:-
- Clean up my room which is filled with notes and books and TYSes and FYSes
- Watch and try to undergo the decipheration of the complexities of Alias
- Watch 24 (one season, one day)
- Go to Vivocity
- Get a job (hopefully something to do with music. Or Mariah Carey)
- Find out the lyrics of Family Affair
- Get myself an iPod Nano with the money I saved from working (hopefully as Mariah Carey's assistant)
- Find out why Britney divorced K-Fed (yes, peeps, they're breaking up)
- ...more to come

Edit:
Ok, I just found out the lyrics of Family Affair. Oh, the efficiency of the internet... Sing with me!

Let's get it crunk upon
Have fun upon in this dancery
We got ya'll open, now ya floatin'
So you gots to dance for me
Din't need no hateration, holleration
In this dancery
Let's get it perculatin' while you're waiting
So just dance for me

Wow! I didn't know that!

Friday, November 03, 2006

My Butterfly Incident

Omg I just saw a dead butterfly on the road. I took a picture of it because it's so huge. I was so scared that the butterfly might just come alive and fly to me and suck my blood.

Some really funny thing happened today. If you didn't know this, I usually study at the void decks. So, from Sunday, there have been foreign workers working next to the carpark. So, I didn't bother looking at what they're working on. So today, I decided to see what they're building and apparently, they were putting up a sign that said that they were gonna renovate the carpark building. OMG I tell you.

I recommend you watch the Christina Aguilera's video "Hurt". It's like, the best video ever! (next to Heartbreaker). And it's so so sad. But nice.

I can't believe I know who the winner is! OMG!

Did I do something foolish?

Thursday, November 02, 2006

My Jalan Raya

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! I've been SPOILED! Like, REALLY REALLY SPOILED! OK, so I woke up and lazed around in front of the TV for a bit. And I was watching TRL on MTV and you know what? They actually showed the post-party of the PROJECT RUNWAY FINALE AND THEY SHOWED THE WINNER AND THE FINAL 3!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW WHO WON!!! OMG OMG OMG! URGH I JUST HATE BEING SPOILED!

Ok, yesterday went jalan raya-ing with Hidayah, Nani, Izzati, Adam, Sarah, Zia, Hannah, Nazurah and Nuriman. We ate at practically every single house I tell you. Anyway, went to Sarah's house first for breakfast. Her parents weren't at home, but we behaved. I think.

Then had to walk a thousand miles to Izzati's house. Watched Sesame Street there.

Then went to Adam's house.

Took a cab to Nuriman's house because he had to host at his open house. Watched a bit Scary Movie 4 there. It gets a bit boring when you watch it again for the fourth time.

Then, just followed the HML people to Cikgu Sahriana's house. Everyone was like, playing with her son, Hady Ryan. Ya, kind of cool. Ya, then went to Hannah's house and Aisya and Nasruddin joined us. The journey there was scary because I nearly bumped into the metal poles at the busstop which hold the bus numbers. You know. Ya, her parents weren't at home so we watched Danny Phantom.

Then went to Nani's house. Ya, awkard situation while on the way there. Hmm... Haha anyway, ate dinner while watching Nuriman's favourite soap opera, Princess Hours or something like that. It's like, Sex And The City (Seoul). Anyway, watched Nazurah's idol Miss Swan on YouTube. Played with the swing.

Went to Zia's house. Ate dragonfruit.

Then, had to walk to my house, which was quite far but the girls complained because they were wearing heels. Then, there was a surprise for me! Haha, ya, they brought a cake to my house. Blow candles. Cut cake. Take photo. Haha, THANKS A LOT, PEOPLE FOR THE CAKE!

Then, went to Nazurah's house and we like, watched Project Runway there. The pretty, innocent girl got kicked out over Elton John, so now I hate Heidi Klum. Bitch. She just wants to be the hottest woman in the room. Only me and Hid watched till the end.

Was surprised at the amount of money I made today. Wow! I practically went through a lot of emotions today.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT SEH!!!! PROJECT RUNWAY!!! URGH! WHY?! WHY?! Ok, actually they warned me and was talking about Project Runway and I knew that they were gonna reveal the winner or something, but then my heart told me to look away but my eyes told me to look at the TV, so I just followed my eyes' orders. Stupid eyes.