Wednesday, November 29, 2006

My Interview With The Mafia

Great, now I am addicted to Sims 2. I played it like, the whole of this morning and totally forgot to bathe/pee/eat breakfast.

Anyway, went to an interview near Dhoby Ghought yesterday at this "cafe". Seriously, the place had black Mercedes cars parked outside and all the employees are Malay and they were wearing black long sleeve shirts. And everyone there smokes, including the women, so I was so scared out of my wits that they might be like, Malay mafias and they wanted to hire me as a decoy or something. I wouldn't be surprised if like, Triads were to drive past and just shoot them. Well, after filling in the application form, I waited to be interviewed and guess who walks in? Erni. Yep. She got the job and she still doesn't know what she's doing. Anyway, got interviewed and I actually said "dwelve". OMG. Apparently, it's an MNC in the nanotechnology industry and the company's called Healthline or something like that. $500 a week! OMG that's like, more than a boy like me should be earning! Ahhh!!! I was so excited and was happy that the interview went well and stuff and when I told my mother everything, she went nuts because she thinks that it's all a scam and the $500 a week is all under commision and blah blah blah. Then, I realised that it's too good to be true. Ya, might be. Maybe I'll ask Erni.

Didn't realise that I have 40-Year-Old Virgin. The actor's the boss from The Office (the show which I am currently totally in love with). I used to like Alias, but that's only the first episode of the fifth season. It's really complicating. Like, the main character Sidney finds out that she's pregnant and her baby daddy died and she's still going around the world as a double agent fighting bad guys while facing morning sickness and lactation and it goes on and on...