Migrate

I'm actually liking the stuff that we are currently learning. The irony is that everybody hates MGen and I LOVE IT!!! Punnet's Square, Plasmid DNA, Conjugation, Transformation, Transduction. Yay!

He is such a stupid, stupid asshole!!! Seriously, tutorial yesterday, I was soooo happy for only like, 5 seconds and you just had to appear, huh?

Ok whatever. I'm off to study!!

How Come A Soccer Field Is Hot After A Match?

Because all the fans have already gone home.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! SOOOO FAAAARRRNIIEEEEE!!!

Ok whatever.

Anyway I'm madly in love with this song called "Alone", sung originally by Heart and covered by Celine Dion. Seriously, Celine Dion's version is way way way better than Heart's. And it's sad that nobody knows about this song.

Anyway, watched the premiere of ANTM 9 on Channel 5, even though I've already watched it. Urrghhh! I freaking hate Channel 5 lah! They practically cut so many parts of it. Like the part when Lisa was giving Saleisha a lapdance. And the part when Janet was demonstrating on how to bikini wax Tyra.

You know what I hate? People (especially mats and minahs) who blast their handphones with 'Low'. The song is already basi!!! Like, earphones were invented for a purpose.

Tomorrow! Tomorrow!!

It's All Coming Back To Me Now

Yesterday I was playing this CSI game on my cousin's X-Box. It's so good!!! Ok actually the game has been out for 10,000 years, it's just that I didn't even bother playing the X-Box. I WANT EITHER X-BOX 360 OR PLAYSTATION 3!!!! Then I can play the GTA 4! Yeah!

They're so expensive lah. Lagi baik main Neopets. Haha remember that?

WTF how am I supposed to wait until Friday!

My term tests are next week! And I haven't even studied MGen lah! I mean, MGen is soooooo boring, tak paham, the lecturer's voice cures insomnia. Seriously. And additionally, the lecturer has a mega thick Chinese accent so sometimes I don't get what he's saying.

Till now, I never really cared
And now it chills me to the bone

Side Effects

I'm still madly in love with E=MC2. This might actually be a whole lot better than Emancipation Of Mimi. I mean, E=MC2 should at least get a Best Album Grammy nomination!

I friggin can't wait for Monday! AAaaah!!

But I have that stupid interview before that! I seriously hope I don't just laugh at her. Man, all those bitching sessions have accumulated to a point where I just laugh all of a sudden just because I think of her.

FYI: SHE is my tutor/lab instructor. Her hair is reminiscent of Saleisha post-makeover, kind of like Catherine Zeta-Jones in Chicago, but tak jadi. And seriously, the funny thing is that every 10 minutes (I'm not exaggerating), she talks about her experience and all that crap. She's kind of like Tyra. And you know what she did? She punished people for talking in class by forcing them to donate for the Cyclone Nargis thingy in Myanmar. Why make it a punishment?

So anyway, Ugly Betty finale!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! Ok actually not so much. The ending was sooooo stupid!!! I'm sorry, but we didn't see her choose? And what was up with all the Madonna Hard Candy song-whoring?! Lindsay Lohan's cameo was... umm... pathetic? Naomi Campbell, on the other hand, was fantastic! Heehee with the cellphone thing.

Spoiled!

Urgh! I didn't want to be spoiled. But some stupid girl just had to blurt it out in the library!! I was studying and when I heard it I was like, fucking pissed lah! I kind of went like, "WHAT?!!!" I dunno, I was pissed, and this stupid girl just spoiled my evening!

But I'm so SO SO happy that David Cook won!!! Yay!!! I loved him the time he sang Billie Jean. It's so different from Michael Jackson's version. I mean, his voice is so raspy and deep!! I LOVE IT!!!! I admit that his voice is like, the first guy voice I actually liked from the show. Now all he needs to do is just cover and rockify all the power ballads. Like Alone, All By Myself, Without You, My Heart Will Go On! PLEASE!!!

I GOT FREE MONEY!!!!! Haha ok actually... no. It's just that usually at KFC, payday is on the 7th and 22nd. So there was an ATM and I was actually thinking, "Hmm... What if they actually gave me, like $20 or something?" And so I checked and I got $100+!!! OMG I'm so happy lah! I mean, it's been such a long time since I worked and now I'm getting the money that I deserve!!! I'm so happy!!!! Yah, but I'm still saving it! I was totally depressed a few days ago because I had to fork out $100+.

PS: And I heard that the CSC is crumbling!!! The lunatics are taking over the asylum!!! Ok actually, no! It's just that the lunatics had already taken over in the first place, and the sane patients are sane enough to quit. Hehehe!!! I'm secretly happy, but feel bad for some people. But honestly, when I got my pay, I kind of missed going to work. And then I think about how everybody is quitting and how queue calls are through the roof (Pizza Hut had 160+!!!) and how they're gonna force me to do menial tasks (except for picking up food for training).

Ok I'm off to freaking study!!

All I See

I'm in love with this song!

Anyway, I totally want David Cook to win! I just can't stand freaking David Archuleta. He's like a singing robot. And seriously, I don't think he has any commercial appeal. It's like, after they performed they had Ruben what's-his-face. And it's like, "Yeah, that could be David Archuleta in five years."

I'm so paranoid!

Desperate Housewives FINALE!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! The episode was so awesome!! Firstly, Waynard! Haha, and I totally love Gabrielle now! Hehe! The drug dealer called and threatened to throw acid in her face and after Gabrielle hung up, she told Carlos calmly, "Ok, we really need to get Caller ID." Hehehe!!!

And Katharine Mayfair's storyline makes sense now!! Poor her and her dead daughter and "Dylan".

And the biggest OH MY GOD!!!!! went to the Five Years Later!!!! Eeeek!! I can't wait for Gabrielle's kids!

ANTM Recap: Finale!

SPOILER ALERT!!!

Don't read on if you don't wanna know who wins!!!


So anyway, three girls remain. Covergirl commercial. Fatima seriously sucked at the commercial.

So she was sent home. I have to say that she might be really striking in person, but she totally can't be a model.

Anya looks so pretty! Sigh.

Versace fashion show! Wow! Very impressive, Tyra!

Whitney. Umm... her walk kind of sucked. It was too bouncy for me. And she smiled!!! You're not supposed to do that!

On the other hand, I thought that Anya's walk rocked! But apparently the judges loved Whitney's but hated Anya's.

And Tyra actually looks good... Finally!

So deliberations went like: Anya is high fashion. Whitney just takes pretty pho-tos.

So eventually.....

Whitney wins!

Aww... Poor Anya! I thought she rocked! I hope she realises that she doesn't need the crummy Covergirl contract.

It's so weird that a fatty won! Work those lipids like there's no tomorrow!

And then Whitney was like, "Oh! I'm here to represent all those women who think that they are different! Blah blah blah! I was made fun of when I was growing up blah blah blah!"

Yeah, she's morbidly obese and fugly! I'm so sure!

Woot!

And then Tyra decided to take pictures.

Catalog! Ew, Ms J step cute.

Couture! OMG Tyra Banks sucks as a model!

Seventeen magazine! Notice how Ms J's and Nigel's poses are the same as catalog.

And I cannot believe they didn't have the traditional montage of all the girls disappearing and the appearance of the logo next to Whitney, but instead they just showed this! I'm so disappointed!

But overall, this season kicked ass! From Fatima and her mutillation, to Dominique's missing tooth, to Lauren and her Avril Lavigne, to Anya!

Ok I need to study!

6 Degrees

I have battled both procrastination and distraction!

But still it's so panas nak mampos lah!

So anyway, I seriously don't know about all this tunang and nikah stuff. All this while I thought nikah meant engagement. But actually nikah was the actual wedding ceremony, while tunang was the engagement. AAaaah!! OMG OMG OMG!!! My brother might get married soon. I mean, he hasn't tunang yet lah, but by the looks of it, they're going to be soon. YAY! And my brother's girlfriend is actually really cool. Not a minah at all lah! My parents actually like her and notice that my brother's a lot more responsible now. I can't wait for them to get married and have babies so I can be an uncle!!!! There I said it!!! I want to play with babies but I don't want to have the responsibility. But there's this whole thingy because she's only 2 years older than my brother. I mean, how old-fashioned can people get lah!

Anyway, after all the pouring of my excitement (which I normally don't do here), I now freaking hate Bree lah! I mean, the latest episode of Desperate Housewives involved Edie finding out about Danielle's baby and she blackmailed Bree, so she came clean with the other housewives and Lynette mentioned that Bree's like the greatest mother ever for protecting Danielle. Umm... No!! She was just trying to protect her butt from utter humiliation! What an ass! And she was more of an ass because, you see, Bree and Orson are temporarily separated and Orson wanted to see Benjamin (the baby) but then Bree didn't let him because the baby doesn't have an ounce of Orson's blood! I mean, WHAT A FREAKING BITCH! Orson had helped her with all the covering up faux pregnancy and this is how Bree repays him.

And THE OFFICE FINALE!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!! Jim was supposed to propose to Pam during the party!!!! And he actually took out the ring box and was about to talk to Pam but then stupid Andy just had to interrupt the whole thing and propose to Angela!!!! And Angela's response was, "OK". Hehe I love Angela. But felt bad for Dwight. And I totally love the new girl in the office!!! She was totally Michael's match!! And I also LOVED the interactions between the new girl and Kevin, the bald fat guy. Dwight told her that Kevin was employed because he's retarded and then the new girl kept on talking to her like as if Kevin was retarded and then Kevin thought that she was coming on to him! Hee!

I'm still surprised at what he said on Saturday. I mean, I really really wanted to know more, but I know they might think that I was kay-poh. I mean, Really? This mystery will boggle me for the rest of my life. I mean, even today I'm like, "Really?" I mean.... Really?

Ok whatever I'd bet nobody gets what I said.

My Left Foot

Urgh! Fuckity fuck! Hehe got that from Juno! So anyway, instead of having contractions, I actually freaking sprained my ankle lah!

Now my ankle hurts! Urgh! I have to use the massage machine thingy.

I'm supposed to do research on the forms and doses of antigens in vaccinating mice. Seriously lah, I cannot find anything! And I'm so malas to go to the school library to do research.

I'm currently addicted to American Pie. The song, not the movie.

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevvy to the levy but the levy was dry
And good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singing "This will be the day that I die"

And all this while I thought it was 'whiskey and wine'.

PS: It's so freaking hot now! Like, I now have the tendency to sweat only by walking in the sun! I'm like those Primary 5 fat semi-bald kids who wear knee high socks and constantly have a shiny forehead! Aaarggh!

PPS: I am totally trying to distract myself from doing my assignment. Sometimes I wish I was just working at CSC. Boo! No assignments. No projects. No presentations. No tutors calling you up and forcing you to join useless competitions, just because I have 'the gift of the gab'.

If I Never See Your Face Again

Urgh! There's school on Wednesday!!! And it's only one freaking hour, from 8am to 9am! And attendance is compulsory!

I have realized that I am indeed funny!

Thank God the Buddha was enlightened. If not we would have to go school on Monday.

It's crazy how the "tarm" test is next two weeks! Holy crap! I mean, this semester has gone by way too fast! And hooray for me for not skipping a single lecture since the second year started! Yay! Pat on my back.

ANTM FINALE!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! Ok I'll do the recap next time.

David Archuleta and David Cook are in the finals! I can bet you that when Ryan Seacrest announces the winner, he's gonna announce "David..." and pause for five minutes.

But I seriously want David Cook to win! I mean, even though he sings rock songs, they're soooo nice! He seriously should release an album with him singing female power ballads and making it rock. I would buy the album. On the other hand, David Archuleta sucks eggs! I'm sorry, I hated the way he sang With You. I don't think he has current commercial appeal. He's like a singing robot.

Funny Honey

I am seriously in love with the Chicago soundtrack. Yay! Listening to it makes me want to watch the movie.

I totally love this track! Renee Zellweger was so good as the ventriloquist doll.

6 hour break tomorrow! Yay! Ok actually a bit too long, but still!

Teacher's Pet

It was not intended to happen. But somehow I am the teacher's pet to two of my teachers! And I secretly love it! Honestly, I do not suck up to the teacher at all!

And the great thing about it is that there's this guy in my class who totally tries to suck up to the teacher and stuff, and it's actually really really annoying. You know, who the hell interrupts the teacher when she is telling something important?

Today was such a fucking lousy day, well except for only a few hours.

ANTM Recap: Knockoffs Of Iman, Anna Nicole Smith & Celine Dion = Fierce!

[Tyra Voice]: Previously on America's Next Top Model, that woman whose name we can't pronounce got eliminated. Three girls and one man remain! WHO will be eliminated tonight?


So anyway, Dominique's out!!! Yay!!!! Finally Tyra has done what she should've done on week 1! Yay! Yay! Yay!

She really does look like a drag queen! Even Paulina was like, "I'm sorry, that's a transvestite!"

And Tyra told Dominique that she needs to master her face. Does Tyra even think that she can make it in the modelling industry? I mean, even rocket scientists couldn't master that face!

And seriously, her pictures were just ranging from bad to mediocre! I don't know why she made it so far! I mean, it's fine if they keep her for a while, but she actually outlasted freaking Lauren! Boo! See, now Lauren's gonna cut her wrists while listening to Avril Lavigne, because she's just so hardcore!

Bye Bye Dominique! I never liked you! At least Jade was entertaining. You will never be the next Jade.

So that means that next week is the finale!!!! YAY!!! I mean, I have to admit I kind of like all three for different reasons.

Anya: I really think she's the most high-fashion and has the most potential. And she's really really sweet! Kind of like Natasha!

Whitney: I totally underestimated this girl. I thought that she'd just be in the competition just because she's a fatty. And she's in the final 3!! Woot! Yeah, she's kind of like a bitch. But don't call her racist!! I kind of want her to win just so that it will be kind of like, a huge deal! Lipids are in! Bulimia is out!

Fatima: I kind of knew she was gonna get far. But the thing with her is that her photos are inconsistent. But I still like her for wondering why Dominique is still there. She was a bitch in the beginning, but she's actually kind of endearing.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE FINALE!!!!!

All That Jazz

Singaporeans are so fucked siah! I was outside the polyclinic just now when there was this toddler (maybe the age of 2) just playing with the staircase outside the building. It was weird because there was nobody around that was even caring about the welfare of this kid. And so I asked the kid where his mommy was and he didn't respond. Good kid! Don't talk to strangers! Ok whatever. So I was like, kind of scared because I thought that some lady abandoned her child or something. I asked a couple of strangers if that kid is theirs and they totally just looked at me nonchalantly and just walked away! What caring citizens! I actually was about to call the police until I saw this lady just approach the kid and glared at me and just went off with the kid. Urgh! I hate it when people think I'm a bad person just because I kind of look like a murderer.

I finally have the soundtrack to Chicago! Yay! Yay! Yay!

I'm planning to be a thousandaire by the end of this year.

Bye Bye

I LOVE this song! Video, not so much. I mean, I don't understand the link between Nick Cannon and the song. But I kind of love the last part, where there's pictures of that girl from TLC, Luther Vandross and Pavarotti.

Yesterday was pay day, but I didn't manage to go to the ATM machine. Today, I was kind of expecting $400 or something, but guess what? I've got $680!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! Sometimes I wish I hadn't resigned. But then again, good grades are priceless.

Air hockey just now! Yay! Actually double yay!

And lab! So it was triple yay!

Anyway, watched this movie called 21 Grams yesterday. It's actually very Babel-like in a sense that it shows how one incident can lead to many different things and how people are inter-connected to one another. Kind of like 6 degrees of separation. And it's actually directed by the same person. I have to say, 21 Grams is 10,000 times better than Babel! There's three main characters: Naomi Watts, Sean Penn and Benicio del Toro. OMG Naomi Watts was so amazing!!!! Actually her whole family died in an accident and she's really depressed. I totally loved the scene when she told Sean Penn that she wanted to kill the guy who had caused the accident, and Sean Penn told her to 'take it easy', and Naomi Watts said, "Take it easy? I'm fucking paralyzed!"

And really, what I love about Naomi Watts is that she looks so different in different movies. Like, she looks so different in The Painted Veil.

ANTM Recap: Maximus In Drag = Fierce!

I'm tired/busy! So it's just gonna be short and sweet.

Katarzyna's out. Reason: No personality, to which I say Boo!!! I mean, at least kick Dominique out first, dammit!

Please kick Dominique out!!! Then it will kind of be the most awesome final 3 EVER!!!

In The Evidence Of Its Brilliance

Urgh! Stupid FPath! I hate you FPath and Wiki!

Anyway, Madonna's Hard Candy is like, spoilt or something. I'm listening to it practically everyday since Labour Day and it's actually mildly disgusting. The problem is that she's just using Timbaland to whore up herself. Sorry, it totally doesn't work. Also, her previous album Confessions On A Dancefloor is really amazing, and her follow-up is yucky! I mean, they totally meant it when they said that 4 Minutes was the best track. And I honestly think that 4 Minutes is just noise. Her second single sounds so boring!

Mariah Carey's new album seriously effing rocks! I mean, honestly I think that Emancipation Of Mimi was better, but E=MC2 is still great! My favourite tracks are Bye Bye, I Stay In Love and Migrate. And Bye Bye is like the We Belong Together version of the album. You never get tired of the song!

I can't believe that the redhead from Iron Man is Gwyneth Paltrow. I thought she died or something.

I Am Free

No more work! Yay! I seriously cannot tahan work and school. It's like, I have so many assignments to finish up. Anyway, there's this crazy guy at work. He is seriously bipolar! I mean, he's calm one minute and the next minute he freaks out when he talks to the customers! He's fucking crazy!!! He looks like those people you don't wanna be alone with at a secluded bus stop. And unfortunately, that person is me. He takes the same bus with me and he clings on to me like those koala bear toys on those rear view mirrors. It's like, on Labour Day people were kind of mengejek him and he was fine. Yesterday (my last day) I was secluded in this corner with him and another guy. I was sitting next to him and I think he wasn't on his meds that day and he seriously shouted and scolded the customers! I was like... OK....

He scolded this person calling from NTU just because he didn't know the address. I mean, that place is huge and I don't blame the person. I was kind of observing the conversation and he mentioned that it's like, Hall blah blah, Block blah blah. And he said it's Nanyang Circle or Nanyang Drive. He doesn't remember. And then crazy guy went even crazier and shouted, "WALAU! YOU SHOULD KNOW YOUR ADDRESS!!" And then he went on this crazy monologue about how people should know their addresses and finally he said that he'll call him back. He hung up the phone, stood up (which resulted to his chair falling backwards) and like, showed the middle finger to the screen and cursed. I just pretended I was busy. He's a fucking psycho! Only me and the other guy witnessed this crazy act! And then he put the chair back up and just sat down and drank his 1.5L bottle of mineral water diabolically. And while he was drinking his phone was ringing. And he totally ignored the phone call. I think the voices in his head were shouting at him or something. After some time me and the other guy moved away from crazy guy. And guess what? He followed me and just plopped himself next to me. Urgghhhh!!!!

Then after work I had to go buy Macs, and he is seriously one stalker! He wanted to follow me. But then he said, "Boss, I have to go! See you later!" Firstly, I'm not your fucking boss! And if I were, I would've fired your crazy ass! Secondly, I'm never gonna see you later, you creep!

Yay! No more taking calls! I'd better focus on my studies.

And lastly, why do people like to show the middle finger to the screen at stupid customers? It's like, they can't see you, and the screen has a reflection, so you're shoving the finger to you. I dunno, I have actually mastered the art of rolling my eyes while still maintaining my voice. And people actually find my insults funny. I called this customer a stupid fuckwad and this girl thought I'm the funniest person ever.

I Died A Hundred Times

I seriously thought that this week would be an amazing week. I was wrong.

Tuesday: Had school from 9 to 6. Then had to rush to work. Worked until 11. Picked up KFC order for training and got to eat KFC.

Wednesday: Wasn't supposed to have any lessons, but I had to attend a lecture I had not gone to earlier this week. I have never skipped a lecture. Yay! Well, actually lecture finished at 11 but met up with a few people and went to TM. Was supposed to work from 5-11, so I was thinking that I'd just go straight from there, but then realised that I had worn slippers, so had to rush back home, wear shoes, rush to work. Found out that I had to freaking work on Labour Day from 11am-11pm. Seriously, they didn't even consult me or anything! Today was supposed to have training and they're supposed to have Pizza Hut, so I was totally looking forward eating the pizza. Then Abang Jas asked me, "Nak ambik Pizza Hut order?" and I was on the line so I just nodded my head. Then when I got off the line, I went to Abang Jas and he was like, "Ok, come with me and sit with all the Pizza Hut people." And I'm like, WTF!!!!

Pizza Hut now has this new One System where it's so freaking confusing! Like, why would they want to change something that's already fine in the first place?! And the worst part was the fact that Pizza Hut practically has over 50 queue calls for like, a period of 2 hours. And KFC has none! Maybe less than 10 lah, at any time. I was so pissed off lah I didn't really bother with the orders. Apparently, there wasn't any training. So I was so paisehed lah.

Thursday: Hell day! Had to do Pizza Hut most of the time. Queue Calls was hovering over 100. One time it was 130 lah! And the Pizza Hut Enquiry had like, 13 people waiting, and the first in line was waiting for half an hour. Yes. 30 freaking minutes! And the stupid fact is that KFC didn't even have Queue Calls. Like, ZILCH!! And it's freaking Labour Day siah! And I seriously wasted my energy bringing my book to work. I was so stressed out lah! I mean, now I know why some of the supervisors and managers are all crazy.

OMG Mariah Carey's now married to Nick Cannon. It's so weird. I mean, isn't he the guy from All That?

Urgh! So many things! So little time! It's a good thing I'm actually quitting. I'd be dead if I continued working.