ANTM Recap: Immigration = Fierce!

Previously, on ANTM: Lauren Brie was eliminated, which was a travesty for only 15 minutes until you realized what a bore she was.

Holy crap! It's been such a long time, hasn't it? I wonder who reads this, because I kind of write this only for my own pleasure. It's like, erotica. Erotic, erotic, erotica.

Speaking of erotica, this might be the worse thing to put on! I mean, you actually cover your whole body including your head with that tight outfit. Could you actually die from suffocation?

Anyway, this season has many interesting topics. First was penis. Second was racism. This week, IMMIGRATION!!!

So anyway, in the bus, they're talking about how Europe views the world as half-empty. That is why they're so unsuccessful, you know? Anyway, Samantha asks Elina and Marjorie that they should have adapted to American culture...

And all of a sudden, Elina cries because she's insulted. Ohhhkayyy. Also, Elina lost points during the recap because she was bummed out that her 'girlfriend' Clark was eliminated. Oh Elina, just because you dared yourself to kiss her doesn't make her your girlfriend.

They're totally treated like refugees.

Anyway, Elina wins the challenge and gets to do a spread in Seventeen magazine for a "Holiday spread". This doesn't look like Christmas, right?

Well, apparently, Sheena finds this funny because Elina is an atheist. Dude, what were you thinking? Elina dressed up as Mary or something? Seriously, Sheena's the worst. She's like those people who are so self-righteous.

Anyway, Sheena decided to confront Elina. The conversation went like this:

"Bitch!"

"Bitch!"

"Bitch!"

"Bitch!"

"You did a Holiday spread! You're an atheist! How do you sleep at night? Bitch!"

Marjorie: She just called you a hypocrite!
Elina: I'm tired of fighting with this ho who looks like Sandra Oh.

"See? You can't even answer me! I'm just that good!"

"Are you finished?"

"Are you finished?"

Ok, first of all, I didn't even know Sheena was a bitch! I hate her! That doesn't make me side with Elina either. I mean, granted Elina is a wackjob, but she looks modelly, unlike Sheena. I'm sorry, but I think the thing that I kind of find not modelly about Sheena is her eyes. They're a bit cross-eyed.

Pack you're bags, y'all, coz we're going to AMSTERDAM!!!!!!

Why can't they go to Singapore?

Fucking Sheena. She says that Elina and Marjorie are the most spiteful towards her. Here she is laughing at Marjorie. Bitch!

You know what I hate more about her? Ok, so Joslyn and Elina are in the bottom two. And here she is whispering "Joslyn please!" Or something like that. Urgh!

Also, this week's elimination was so freaky. I was reading on Wikipedia that there was going to be a double elimination before the overseas travel, so I figured out that both Joslyn and Elina were gonna be eliminated...

And then Tyra says, "...and Joslyn, you'll be able to survive this"

Shot of Joslyn crying, and at this moment, I thought that Elina was booted off...

And then BAM!!! Tyra fooled us! Which just goes to show that you think you know Top Model, but you don't.

And Elina's in complete shock! I mean, this was the expression I had when I found out that High School Musical 3 was gonna be in cinemas.

Samantha's jaw dropped. That's why she has to keep it in place. Also, that is the expression I had when I found out that HSM 3 had a 67% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

Goodbye Joslyn. You were the only black girl so I thought you'd go further.

So 6 girls remain! Can you believe it? PLEASE KICK OFF SHEENA!!! I HATE HER!! If she wins I'm gonna throw up.

My Favourite Mistake

High School Musical reached the top of the US Box Office. That wasn't surprising. What was surprising was the fact that it's the highest opening for a musical movie. Can you believe it? This piece of crap people call a movie?

And Rotten Tomatoes gave this movie 66%. 66%!!! How generous! And most of the "Fresh" comments only were praising the choreography and dancing. I admit, the choreography and dancing wasn't that bad, but the songs were a bore, the storyline was even much more of a bore.

Why was it released in the theatres anyway?

PS: OMG I totally forgot about blogging about this! I may have or may have not seen Ashley Tisdale's cameltoe when she was wearing that skin-tight outfit. Call yourself a G-rated movie, Disney.

A Typical Bore

Watched High School Musical during the break. So here's my unbiased review on HSM 3: IT IS SO FREAKING.... AMAZING!!!! Haha very funny. I'm kidding. It sucked eggs.

Anyway, the summary of the movie goes like this: Oh wait! I forgot! It was bland, boring and confusing! Something about all of them having to go their separate ways after high school and they have to make a musical. Then something about Troy having to choose between basketball or his love for the theatre and blah blah blah snore. The back of a cereal box is much more interesting. Trust me.

The songs were totally unmemorable! The only musical number that wasn't horrible was this song that Troy and his friend sang at the junkyard. But then again, it was totally random because I was wondering "WTF are they doing at the junkyard?" And all of a sudden they were hanging out with Herbie or something.

After that I got fidgety. Everytime somebody opens their mouths to sing, I let out a huge sigh.

And the worst thing is the humour. They inserted jokes in the movie. The problem is, jokes are supposed to be funny. But somehow the whole cinema was laughing at something that isn't funny at all.

Irony! Fat cheerleader? Short black basketball player? I think the thing with HSM is that they're trying to insert extra characters and I'm like, "Who the fuck are you?" Seriously, I don't even know their names! All I know is Troy, Gabriella, Sharpay and Ryan. I don't know the black couple's names. That piano lady. The other extras. The fat cheerleader. That short basketballer. His friend. Sharpay's assistant. Seriously.

Anyway, I have to admit that Zac Efron's acting is OK, but sometimes he's like so overdramatic. And Vanessa Slutgens is a horrible actress.

The script was soooooo.... unpunny. It was bland and boring and not witty and a snore.

I know, it may seem that I'm biased because I hate High School Musical. That's not true. The first was OK. The second one was disgustingly horrible. The third was just as vomit-inducing.

Also, you may think that I'm those people who hate all those kiddy movies and only watch movies starring Judi Dench. Hey! I like a couple of Disney movies! Incredibles! Finding Nemo! Enchanted.

There! Enchanted is an example of a Disney musical that seriously rocks! At first I was like, "Eh!" before I watched it but that movie made me so warm and fuzzy and smiley. I even have Happy Working Song and Ever Ever After and That's How You Know in my iPod. Why did the movie rock? Because it actually catered to both children and adults.

High School Musical only caters to kids.

PS: Bad idea, Disney, for releasing HSM 3 in theatres, because if I watch it on TV, I have the ability to change the channel.

Far From Heaven

Wah freaking Lao!

The lecturer for Molecular Biology was this dashing guy with quite a sense of humor wearing Daniel Meade clothes and a slight Aussie accent. He explained that he'll be taking over most of the tutorials and practicals while You-Know-Hu will only take one tutorial and one practical class. After the lecture, I realized I had You-Know-Hu... for both tutorials and practicals!! OH MY GOD! I don't think I can handle it! That washed-out shirt he always wears! That accent I don't really get! That confused face I wear everytime he opens his mouth!

I cannot believe I am going to watch High School Musical 3 tomorrow, with people who refuse to watch Chicago. Anyway, I cannot believe that Singapore isn't going to show Changeling until in January!!! And it's supposed to premiere in a couple of days in the US. Can you believe it? Let's see...

A crappy-ass Disney movie that's supposed to be shown on TV starring all these slutty people who have limited acting range (with one of them attempting to act half their age) directed by some unknown guy with a fanbase consisting mainly of blind (and not to mention deaf) pre-teens who squeal at the sight of Zac Efron : they show in Singapore the day the movie premieres in the US.

On the other hand....

A movie directed by an Oscar-winning director Clint Eastwood starring Oscar-winning actress Angelina Jolie in a movie with a very interesting storyline and trailer : they show in Singapore months after the movie premieres in the US.

In The Bathroom

School has already started. Why do they have to jumble up everything? Now some of the Pharma students are in some of my classes, which is either gonna be a hit for several and a miss for the rest of the batch. And the worst thing is that I'm the minority of the group. Let's just cross our fingers.

Anyway, I have totally forgotten about the ANTM recap!

I wanna play this game called Little Big Planet!!! It looks so good!

This is one of the funniest things I've seen!!! It's Tyra teaching McCain to smile with his eyes.

That's Not My Name

School starts in Monday. I seriously have forgotten everything about science. It's like, what is an operon?

Anyway, I saw the tallest guy I have ever seen!! Like, he might be as tall as Yao Ming!! He was this Caucasian guy who was in Mustafa Centre and he was like, 7 feet tall. Everybody was like, looking up at him macam jakun and were all amazed/disgusted like as if he was the Elephant Man or something.

Where the hell did my money go? Sigh.

Ever since the beginning of puasa, this guy keeps on calling me every 2 or 3 days. The first couple of times I would tell him he has the wrong number. Then usually when he calls, I would just ignore his call. The freaky thing is that his number is very similar to mine. And then I got fed up and confronted him and he was explaining that last time his friend had my new number. And I was like "Fine." And he kind of apologized and I kind of felt a little bad because I was kind of mean to him. So since then I didn't get a call from him, until freaking today. Like, what? Are you that fucking stupid to not use the phonebook menu? Or is your handphone those that look like a humungous cordless phone? Seriously, if he calls me one more time I am so going to call his phone in the middle of the night. I mean, they can't trace calls right? It's not against the law to call somebody only to 'realise' that it's the wrong number, right? Urgh!

Anyway, I was reading somewhere that during the elections, there is gonna be a portion of those who surveyed that they are going to vote for Obama will vote for McCain in the poll booths because they are anonymous racists and would only support Obama publicly because they don't want to be seen as racist. And seriously, watch this.

That is just sad. I mean, if McCain wins, and later dies or something because he is like, old as hell, Sarah Palin will be the first woman president. HAHAHA!!! It's like a comedy. But a sad one.

ANTM Recap: Quasimodo = Fierce!

Previously, on ANTM: Lauren Brie looked like a stroke victim. Elina is still pretty. Clark went home and nobody cared.


So the show starts with Elina telling us that she was from Ukraine and that her mother was a control freak. I, on the other hand, hope Elina wins because she actually is pretty in the unique way. Seriously, this girl is georgous.





Hey! Lauren Brie has a confessional! Lauren Brie talks about how the judges want to see more of her personality. And at that exact moment, I think, "Holy crap! She's a goner!"

Work that cerebral infarction!

Guess who uses Photoshop?

Anyway, this week involves Tyra coaching the girls to find their signature poses. I know, sounds really informative, right? Well... not really.

And this! Marjorie is really scary. I mean, does she have osteoporosis or something?

I now hate Sheena. She doesn't take any good photos and come to think of it, she doesn't really have any modelling potential. At all.


This week's photoshoot is the dumbest thing ever. Honestly, Tyra's ego has struck again. It involves the girls being in an award's ceremony, The Fiercees, which was shown on the Tyra Banks Show. And by some stroke of luck, I got to watch it. It is supposedly an annual thing. Like, really? And I actually switched the channel halfway because it was so bad. It was dumb and stupid because they had categories like "Worst Makeover Meltdown" and "Craziest Phone Call". Like, no Best Photo or Best Walk?

Give it up already.

Read: No modelling potential. Honestly, if she wins I'm gonna throw up!

Hey! This photo isn't so bad, right? I dunno, the judges just lambasted her.

So you think, Lauren Brie is definitely getting it. Until you realize that this is ANTM and not in actual fact a modelling competition. Thus, that old hag gets a photo.

I have to admit she doesn't really have a great personality, but it's so sad.

7 girls remain! Kick off Sheena! Next week's the recap episode.