Holy crap! It's been such a long time, hasn't it? I wonder who reads this, because I kind of write this only for my own pleasure. It's like, erotica. Erotic, erotic, erotica.
Speaking of erotica, this might be the worse thing to put on! I mean, you actually cover your whole body including your head with that tight outfit. Could you actually die from suffocation?Anyway, this season has many interesting topics. First was penis. Second was racism. This week, IMMIGRATION!!!
So anyway, in the bus, they're talking about how Europe views the world as half-empty. That is why they're so unsuccessful, you know? Anyway, Samantha asks Elina and Marjorie that they should have adapted to American culture...
And all of a sudden, Elina cries because she's insulted. Ohhhkayyy. Also, Elina lost points during the recap because she was bummed out that her 'girlfriend' Clark was eliminated. Oh Elina, just because you dared yourself to kiss her doesn't make her your girlfriend.
They're totally treated like refugees.
Anyway, Elina wins the challenge and gets to do a spread in Seventeen magazine for a "Holiday spread". This doesn't look like Christmas, right?
Well, apparently, Sheena finds this funny because Elina is an atheist. Dude, what were you thinking? Elina dressed up as Mary or something? Seriously, Sheena's the worst. She's like those people who are so self-righteous.Anyway, Sheena decided to confront Elina. The conversation went like this:
"Bitch!"
"Bitch!"
"Bitch!"
"Bitch!"
"You did a Holiday spread! You're an atheist! How do you sleep at night? Bitch!"
Marjorie: She just called you a hypocrite!Elina: I'm tired of fighting with this ho who looks like Sandra Oh.
"See? You can't even answer me! I'm just that good!"
"Are you finished?"
"Are you finished?"Ok, first of all, I didn't even know Sheena was a bitch! I hate her! That doesn't make me side with Elina either. I mean, granted Elina is a wackjob, but she looks modelly, unlike Sheena. I'm sorry, but I think the thing that I kind of find not modelly about Sheena is her eyes. They're a bit cross-eyed.
Pack you're bags, y'all, coz we're going to AMSTERDAM!!!!!!
Why can't they go to Singapore?
Fucking Sheena. She says that Elina and Marjorie are the most spiteful towards her. Here she is laughing at Marjorie. Bitch!
You know what I hate more about her? Ok, so Joslyn and Elina are in the bottom two. And here she is whispering "Joslyn please!" Or something like that. Urgh!Also, this week's elimination was so freaky. I was reading on Wikipedia that there was going to be a double elimination before the overseas travel, so I figured out that both Joslyn and Elina were gonna be eliminated...
And then Tyra says, "...and Joslyn, you'll be able to survive this"
Shot of Joslyn crying, and at this moment, I thought that Elina was booted off...
And then BAM!!! Tyra fooled us! Which just goes to show that you think you know Top Model, but you don't.
And Elina's in complete shock! I mean, this was the expression I had when I found out that High School Musical 3 was gonna be in cinemas.
Samantha's jaw dropped. That's why she has to keep it in place. Also, that is the expression I had when I found out that HSM 3 had a 67% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
Goodbye Joslyn. You were the only black girl so I thought you'd go further.
So 6 girls remain! Can you believe it? PLEASE KICK OFF SHEENA!!! I HATE HER!! If she wins I'm gonna throw up.