Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Broke

I'm seriously broke now! Boo hoo!

Anyway, watched Twilight. Wow! It has such craptastic dialogue. The most stupidest part was "Say it! Say it loud!" "You're a..." "Say it!" "...vampire". Like, WTF? And their acting sucks! I don't know how some people can actually watch it twice or more. Why do you subject yourself to torture? Also, can you believe that some guys love the movie?

Once again, I shot myself in the foot.

Urgh! Tonight is gonna be awkard and just plain weird. Bleh!

School starts in a few hours! And there's a test! Yuck.

Sad. It has fingers.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Heroes Sucks

Today I woke up and realized that I still haven't watched the season finale of Heroes. It's like, 3 weeks too late. So anyway, watched it. It's amazingly boring. Why the hell did I even like this crap in the first place?

So here are the reasons why I think Heroes sucks:

1. Too Many Characters
In Season 1, we knew who was who. Peter Petrelli, Nathan Petrelli, Niki Sanders, her son Mika (I think), Hiro Nakamura, Claire Bennett, see! We even know their last names! So in the latest season, I don't even know the new characters' names because there are wayyyy too many people. Example: That fast girl, that annoying rabies crybaby, that immortal guy, that Niki doppleganger. See?! I honestly don't know their names.

2. All Talk No Action
So when Season 3 started, I have to admit I thought "Yay! Heroes is good again!" That lasted for a week or two. The first few episodes showed the characters actually utilising their powers. It was exciting. And then all of a sudden, there's so many plotlines with that father and like, the future and all that crap and they started talking, talking, talking, zzzzzz.... It's like, thanks for making Peter lose all his powers.

3. Complicated Plotlines
Does Claire love or hate her father? How come Sylar, from bad, turned good, then all of a sudden turned bad again and killed that electric lady? What the hell is Mama Petrelli's power? So many more questions I don't even bother asking because I know I wouldn't be able to find the answers.

4. Boring Indian Scientist
The whole Mohinder storyline was stupid. I mean, he's sooooo annoying and boring. First of all, the narrations about destiny and fate are killing me. I was watching Star World and they had this Heroes promo sneak previews thingy and they interviewed the 'fans'. And one of them said that his favourite hero is Mohinder. Dude, he doesn't even have powers lah. I mean, the only power he has is put people to sleep. He's like Jigglypuff.

5. Crappy Ass Script
To be honest, the scriptwriting of Heroes sucks eggs. I don't know how I know this, but it just sucks.

And apparently next season they're having this major plotline where Nathan plans to round up all the mutants and seclude them to one place. I honestly don't feel like watching it.

Friday, December 26, 2008

Mr Hypocrite

Wah lao eh! I totally hate Hypocrites calling people Hypocrites.

Headache is still killing me. Throat is as dry as a desert. And I am totally like, going to die because I'm supposed to email somebody my project stuff on Tuesday, and I haven't even done a single thing.

Beyonce released videos for Diva and Halo. For Diva, what is up with the Kanye West glasses? And I swear she wore the same outfit Tyra wore in ANTM. And WTF! Halo isn't in black & white? I thought it was supposed to be a concept. Like, the album artwork, the single artwork, the rest of the music videos... Now it's just ruined.

I want Saturday to come. I want the intervention to come. Like Michael Scott said, an intervention is when people gather to confront somebody about a particular problem and make them feel really crappy.

Trying to watch taped episodes of Seinfeld, only because it's supposed to be one of the greatest sitcoms of all time. I dunno, it's not really THAT of a funny show. The funniest part is only the beginning and the end when he does his stand-up.

Anyway, Tina Fey is awarded Entertainer Of The Year by some big organization. Woot!

Someone told me I sound like Cher. I dunno if that's a compliment or an insult.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Who Knew

URGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Stupid fuckity fuck sia!

I mean, I'm actually not mad or sad for some reason, but I totally feel soooo bad for him.

In other news, I feel like crap. Major headache, yucky red sputum, really dry throat, irregular sleeping patterns, projects.

Oh that beautiful scent!

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Stealth Ninja Bitch

Ok, this person is like, a major cunt! And I mean 100% of it. She's immature as hell. She's so self-righteous and thinks she's all that but she's like, this super not funny person. Ok I'm bad at bitching about this because I want to be vague. But to sum it all up, she's a dumb bitch.

I'm seriously madly in love with No Scrubs. I currently have it as my message tone and I cannot believe people are making fun of me for having a decade-old song as my SMS tone. So?

SAG Nominees are out. I don't really care much about the film categories (except for Meryl Streep, Kate Winslet, Amy Adams, Heath Ledger and Robert Downey Jr.) but hooray for 30 Rock!! Woot! Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin got acting nominations and the show was nominated with Best Cast. America Ferrera was nominated. Like, WTF because currently in Ugly Betty she's whiny and annoying and looks like she lost a dare and now she has to wear uglier clothes. I mean, Vanessa Williams wasn't nominated?

Ok I'm supposed to do my project. Sigh.

All the shows aren't really coming back until 2009. 30 Rock, we need you!!!

1 Year. 2 Years. Something always happens during this time of the year.

PS: OMG I am soooo Liz Lemon!! So earlier today, somebody said something and all of a sudden I fell like, you know... doing stuff. But I didn't! Because I have morals. Unlike some skanky old coot.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Birth

Ok, so I'm here to avoid doing my stupid project. Seriously, why is it that you actually have to pay money to read the lab reports? Why are they so stingy and selfish? I thought scientists were supposed to share their discoveries and stuff. I bet Alexander Fleming would be weeping in his grave. Ok, I could actually go to the library, but to be honest, I have never looked up a textbook at the school library, so I don't really know where to look.

Anyway, rented this movie called Birth. It's supposed to be about this widow (Nicole Kidman) who meets a 10-year-old boy who claims to be her dead husband (who died 10 years ago). I rented the movie solely because the plotline sounds interesting.

Guess what? The movie seriously sucked eggs! I mean, it had soooooo much potential! Firstly, Birth is like those movies where conversations that could last for a minute end up being 5 minutes long because there would be a period of silence after every single sentence. Secondly, they made Nicole Kidman look horrible ala Rosemary's Baby. I mean, she looked so old and ugly! She looked so much better in The Hours, seriously. Thirdly, they had redundant scenes. There was a 2-minute scene where they just showed Nicole Kidman in a close-up scene while she's at the theatre. The only meaningful thing that we learnt from that scene was that when you are tearing up, you can see your own blood capillaries in your sclera. Also, the boy was this weird creepy kid who doesn't have emotions in his face. Kinda like a sociopath.

Also, they had this scene where the kid was staying with Nicole Kidman and her fiance and the kid pissed off the fiance. Then the fiance was like, dragging him around because he wanted to spank the kid. I mean, it sounds dramatic right? Did you hear screaming from Nicole Kidman or the rest of the women? No! Did you hear the kid screaming? No! I mean, how stupid was that scene?

And the most stupidest thing about the movie was the ending. Apparently, the kid found secret letters that the dead husband sent to the mistress and so he decided to just pretend to be the reincarnation. Like, WTF!!!! I mean, what a stupid stupid plotline!

Ok, back to projects. Sigh.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Again And Again

Hey! I'm here, which totally means that I'm supposed to do some important assignment. Seriously, I HATE the two weeks break! It's like working from home. And the downside of that is that you get distracted practically 95% of the time.

I cannot believe they're advertising this new Cicakman movie outside the cinemas! Like, WTF how stupid is that?

I'm suddenly madly in love with Just Dance again! Don't blame me.

I'm such a big baby. The catalyst was Top Of The World by Dixie Chicks.

I'd rather go to school than do these crummy projects.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Little Children

Some people seriously cannot let their egos aside. Like, tak boleh kalah.

Ok, I'm here to avoid doing my project. And there's still another one. Sucks to the max.

Anyway, I've been listening to a lot of Sheryl Crow's Greatest Hits album. OH MY GOD! I didn't realize how amazing she is! I mean, I cannot believe I rarely listen to it. Her lyrics are so meaningful, unlike current lyrics like "Lick My Lollipop" and stuff.

I only have tomorrow left. Urgh! Stupid projects.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Something's Coming Over

Yesterday was like dramamama betul seh.

I've realized that I'm kind of an asshole. Had this seminar about health and safety at the workplace. There was a bunch of re-enactments of how we can injure ourselves at the workplace. There was this guy who was going down the stairs while holding on to the railing and all of a sudden, he supposedly fell down. It was so fake that I couldn't stop laughing for a whole minute. Then the presenter was telling us about these two plumbers who were arguing over which pipe to screw and stuff and one of them got pissed off and hit the other one with a pair of pliers. So at that point, I thought it was hillarious and laughed out loud (I was the only one who did), and then she continued and said that the plumber died. Can you believe the paisehness.

Then, blah blah blah drama! It had just crossed from Desperate Housewives to like, an Indo drama.

I cannot believe I cried in the bathroom just because I was thinking about Aileen Wuornos.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

There Will Be Blood



OMG I didn't realize Celine Dion is so funny! And nice! Aww...

Once again, laughed like crazy. It's fun to act like a fool around fools. Yay!

Anyway, finally watched There Will Be Blood. I cannot believe this movie lost to No Country For Old Men. It's soooo goooood!!!! And Daniel Day-Lewis is sooooo goooooood!! His performance was better than in Gangs Of New York.

And I just found out that I have a hidden movie in my iPod for 5 months that I haven't watched.

I'm in love with Sandcastle Disco!!

Urgh! I hate you, projects.

Finally watched latest episode of Heroes. I'm like, so lambat. Anyway, it actually got OK. I mean, it's miles better than all the crappy episodes they pooped out the past few weeks.

So they had this lady who is like, a human lie detector whom Sylar wanted to kill, so he asked her if her life is hard because she can trust nobody. Wow! It seriously makes you think. Like, what if you can detect lies? Wouldn't the world be crazy?

Thursday, December 11, 2008

3.3

My term tests are over!! And the great thing is that only about 10 people can say that, while the rest of the cohort and Biotech peeps finish tomorrow. I feel so special.

But! There's still two projects. Urgh!

I wanna watch soooo many movies!!! The thing is, those critically acclaimed movies are gonna be released in mid January. Right during revisions. Thanks lah.

Rachel Getting Married
Changeling
The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
Milk
Doubt
Slumdog Millionaire
Gran Torino
Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Happy-Go-Lucky
Frost/Nixon
Revolutionary Road
The Wrestler
Doubt

Sigh.

I'm so malas to read Twilight.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

The C Word

Never have I thought I'd use that word on a person. Seriously...

Anyway, this week's episode of 30 Rock was. Awesome!

One more test to go!

Still, there's a ton of projects. Which means that I still have to go to school. Boo.

I know I shouldn't perasan and all, but it happened 3 times already!

Friday, December 05, 2008

Circus

HOLY CRAP!!! Watch this and see what I mean!



I cannot believe it but this video is a million times better than Womanizer! Seriously, I've already watched this video at least 5 times, and I'm not the kind who watches music videos more than once. And Britney actually looks really hot! Now this is Video Of The Year worthy, not Piece Of Me.

Anyway, I'm suddenly in love with Single Ladies, especially the video. I love their dancing!

So much drama!

Thursday, December 04, 2008

Grammy Nominations

It's announced! And honestly, this year's nominations suck big time.

Album Of The Year
Viva La Vida or Death Of All His Friends - Coldplay
Tha Carter III - Lil Wayne
Year Of The Gentleman - Ne-Yo
Raising Sand - Robert Plant & Alison Krauss
In Rainbows - Radiohead

I am totally not interested in all of these albums. And also, Lil Wayne? This guy with that Lollipop song? No Mariah Carey? No Madonna? No Alicia Keys?

Record Of The Year
Chasing Pavements - Adele
Viva La Vida - Coldplay
Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis
Paper Planes - M.I.A.
Please Read The Letter - Robert Plant & Alison Krauss

Yay!! I'm so happy that Paper Planes is nominated. Also, who the fuck are Robert Plant and Alison Krauss? They keep getting nominated.

Song Of The Year
American Boy - Estelle ft. Kanye West
Chasing Pavements - Adele
I'm Yours - Jason Mraz
Love Song - Sara Bareilles
Viva La Vida - Coldplay

Urgh! I'm so sick of I'm Yours. And American Boy? Also, I cannot believe Bye Bye was even nominated! Or Just A Dream!

Best New Artist
Adele
Duffy
Jonas Brothers
Lady Antebellum
Jazmine Sullivan

Just be thankful that Miley Cyrus isn't nominated. Fine with Jonas Brothers. But, YAY! Jazmine Sullivan is nominated!

You know what's worst? Lil Wayne has the most nominations. Wow, it totally shows that this year's music sucks eggs. Mariah Carey isn't even nominated. Her album was amazing! And WTF I Kissed A Girl was nominated for Best Female Performance, even though the voice is totally modified. I mean, Celine Dion's version of Alone should've been nominated.

Ok I'm off.

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

You Don't Know My Name

Wah fucking lao eh! I'm so pissed off with this fucktard today. Ok, so here's the story.

Picture it: The computer lab. It was kind of crowded. I wanted to print my lab manual. So I downloaded it and went to the printer to make sure that all of the current jobs were cancelled so that nobody will use up my precious paper. I do this before I even press the print button. Then all of a sudden, somebody approached me and tells me in this pissed off tone that my stuff was printed in the other printer. I told him calmly, "But I haven't pressed the print button..." And then he was like, "No, it's yours!" And I'm like, "But I haven't even pressed 'Print'!" And then he actually had the audacity to say, "Wanna see?" Like, WTF right? Nak step know-it-all siah! So I was like, fine I'll go check to prove it's not mine. So I went to the other printer and apparently, it's not mine. Wow! Shocker! So at that point, he was already at his computer. He had actually moved his moniter. What a total fuckwad. So when I was walking past him, I told him, "It's not mine," I mean, I was so calm talking to him lah, did he even bother to apologize. Umm... No! I was totally pissed off that I went "Sialan bachin betul!" to my friend. That assfuck looked Malay and my voice is loud so I seriously hope he heard it.

Urgh! I wanna smack his head when I see him.

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

What's On TV?

Guess who didn't study during the whole weekend? That guy who will rasa kecewa when he receives his results. Ceh. Jiwang seh. Haha, just kidding!

So anyway, I was randomly channel surfing on Sunday night and watched a bit of wrestling. It was so dumb and boring I could not for the life of me decipher why I even liked wrestling last time. Then watched Oprah. They featured this Filipino girl who had a great voice and she said that she wanted to sing a duet with Celine Dion, so after she sang My Heart Will Go On, Oprah said that a special somebody has something to say. And so she turns around and sees Celine Dion via satellite on a screen and she cried. And then Celine Dion invited her to do a duet during one of the shows in her tour. The Filipino girl and Oprah was crying and all and it nearly made me cry. Seriously, Oprah is like, a female Jesus.

After that my brother took over the TV because he wanted to watch stinking football. Then after midnight I watched this TV show called I Want A Famous Face. It's disgusting. It's about people who undergo plastic surgery to look like a famous celebrity. There was this girl who wanted to look like Kate Winslet. She was a fatty lumpkin last time but she lost 100+ pounds and so has those extra skin and wants to get rid of it. They actually showed the surgery footage and it was so disgusting! They were cutting out the skin and you could see the fat and blubber and stuff and it was horrifying! Like a horror movie! So after the surgery, they show her waist and it was covered with stitches. Then the surgeon was asking her how she is, and she replied, "Like a freakshow!" Tahu pun.

Ok, I'm done with my adventures with the TV.

Need to study! Only two more subjects to study! Yes! Also, I didn't even realize that Hari Raya Haji was this Monday! My term tests start tomorrow! Wah lao eh!

I'm so pissed off with somebody! Sometimes it's good that I don't really tell anybody about my blog anymore, because I can rant about them.

a) Don't be a fucking barnacle. When your other friends are with you, you leave the group. But when you have nobody else, you cling on to me. Me! Why the fuck me?

b) Don't copy me. Seriously. It's not even flattering lah.

c) Ok, I don't have any other points.

You're still the same.

PS: Wah! I have lots of things to say. Anyway, I'm so sad!! Toni & Dallas was eliminated because they lost their passports and all of their money! They were the only likeable team. So now the final 3 consists of assturds. I don't feel like watching the finale.