Guess who didn't study during the whole weekend? That guy who will rasa kecewa when he receives his results. Ceh. Jiwang seh. Haha, just kidding!
So anyway, I was randomly channel surfing on Sunday night and watched a bit of wrestling. It was so dumb and boring I could not for the life of me decipher why I even liked wrestling last time. Then watched Oprah. They featured this Filipino girl who had a great voice and she said that she wanted to sing a duet with Celine Dion, so after she sang My Heart Will Go On, Oprah said that a special somebody has something to say. And so she turns around and sees Celine Dion via satellite on a screen and she cried. And then Celine Dion invited her to do a duet during one of the shows in her tour. The Filipino girl and Oprah was crying and all and it nearly made me cry. Seriously, Oprah is like, a female Jesus.
After that my brother took over the TV because he wanted to watch stinking football. Then after midnight I watched this TV show called I Want A Famous Face. It's disgusting. It's about people who undergo plastic surgery to look like a famous celebrity. There was this girl who wanted to look like Kate Winslet. She was a fatty lumpkin last time but she lost 100+ pounds and so has those extra skin and wants to get rid of it. They actually showed the surgery footage and it was so disgusting! They were cutting out the skin and you could see the fat and blubber and stuff and it was horrifying! Like a horror movie! So after the surgery, they show her waist and it was covered with stitches. Then the surgeon was asking her how she is, and she replied, "Like a freakshow!" Tahu pun.
Ok, I'm done with my adventures with the TV.
Need to study! Only two more subjects to study! Yes! Also, I didn't even realize that Hari Raya Haji was this Monday! My term tests start tomorrow! Wah lao eh!
I'm so pissed off with somebody! Sometimes it's good that I don't really tell anybody about my blog anymore, because I can rant about them.
a) Don't be a fucking barnacle. When your other friends are with you, you leave the group. But when you have nobody else, you cling on to me. Me! Why the fuck me?
b) Don't copy me. Seriously. It's not even flattering lah.
c) Ok, I don't have any other points.
You're still the same.
PS: Wah! I have lots of things to say. Anyway, I'm so sad!! Toni & Dallas was eliminated because they lost their passports and all of their money! They were the only likeable team. So now the final 3 consists of assturds. I don't feel like watching the finale.