Saturday, December 27, 2008

Heroes Sucks

Today I woke up and realized that I still haven't watched the season finale of Heroes. It's like, 3 weeks too late. So anyway, watched it. It's amazingly boring. Why the hell did I even like this crap in the first place?

So here are the reasons why I think Heroes sucks:

1. Too Many Characters
In Season 1, we knew who was who. Peter Petrelli, Nathan Petrelli, Niki Sanders, her son Mika (I think), Hiro Nakamura, Claire Bennett, see! We even know their last names! So in the latest season, I don't even know the new characters' names because there are wayyyy too many people. Example: That fast girl, that annoying rabies crybaby, that immortal guy, that Niki doppleganger. See?! I honestly don't know their names.

2. All Talk No Action
So when Season 3 started, I have to admit I thought "Yay! Heroes is good again!" That lasted for a week or two. The first few episodes showed the characters actually utilising their powers. It was exciting. And then all of a sudden, there's so many plotlines with that father and like, the future and all that crap and they started talking, talking, talking, zzzzzz.... It's like, thanks for making Peter lose all his powers.

3. Complicated Plotlines
Does Claire love or hate her father? How come Sylar, from bad, turned good, then all of a sudden turned bad again and killed that electric lady? What the hell is Mama Petrelli's power? So many more questions I don't even bother asking because I know I wouldn't be able to find the answers.

4. Boring Indian Scientist
The whole Mohinder storyline was stupid. I mean, he's sooooo annoying and boring. First of all, the narrations about destiny and fate are killing me. I was watching Star World and they had this Heroes promo sneak previews thingy and they interviewed the 'fans'. And one of them said that his favourite hero is Mohinder. Dude, he doesn't even have powers lah. I mean, the only power he has is put people to sleep. He's like Jigglypuff.

5. Crappy Ass Script
To be honest, the scriptwriting of Heroes sucks eggs. I don't know how I know this, but it just sucks.

And apparently next season they're having this major plotline where Nathan plans to round up all the mutants and seclude them to one place. I honestly don't feel like watching it.