Sunday, May 04, 2008

I Am Free

No more work! Yay! I seriously cannot tahan work and school. It's like, I have so many assignments to finish up. Anyway, there's this crazy guy at work. He is seriously bipolar! I mean, he's calm one minute and the next minute he freaks out when he talks to the customers! He's fucking crazy!!! He looks like those people you don't wanna be alone with at a secluded bus stop. And unfortunately, that person is me. He takes the same bus with me and he clings on to me like those koala bear toys on those rear view mirrors. It's like, on Labour Day people were kind of mengejek him and he was fine. Yesterday (my last day) I was secluded in this corner with him and another guy. I was sitting next to him and I think he wasn't on his meds that day and he seriously shouted and scolded the customers! I was like... OK....

He scolded this person calling from NTU just because he didn't know the address. I mean, that place is huge and I don't blame the person. I was kind of observing the conversation and he mentioned that it's like, Hall blah blah, Block blah blah. And he said it's Nanyang Circle or Nanyang Drive. He doesn't remember. And then crazy guy went even crazier and shouted, "WALAU! YOU SHOULD KNOW YOUR ADDRESS!!" And then he went on this crazy monologue about how people should know their addresses and finally he said that he'll call him back. He hung up the phone, stood up (which resulted to his chair falling backwards) and like, showed the middle finger to the screen and cursed. I just pretended I was busy. He's a fucking psycho! Only me and the other guy witnessed this crazy act! And then he put the chair back up and just sat down and drank his 1.5L bottle of mineral water diabolically. And while he was drinking his phone was ringing. And he totally ignored the phone call. I think the voices in his head were shouting at him or something. After some time me and the other guy moved away from crazy guy. And guess what? He followed me and just plopped himself next to me. Urgghhhh!!!!

Then after work I had to go buy Macs, and he is seriously one stalker! He wanted to follow me. But then he said, "Boss, I have to go! See you later!" Firstly, I'm not your fucking boss! And if I were, I would've fired your crazy ass! Secondly, I'm never gonna see you later, you creep!

Yay! No more taking calls! I'd better focus on my studies.

And lastly, why do people like to show the middle finger to the screen at stupid customers? It's like, they can't see you, and the screen has a reflection, so you're shoving the finger to you. I dunno, I have actually mastered the art of rolling my eyes while still maintaining my voice. And people actually find my insults funny. I called this customer a stupid fuckwad and this girl thought I'm the funniest person ever.