Thursday, June 12, 2008

Desperate Housewives As It Could've Been



This is actually the intended pilot episode of Desperate Housewives. Mary Alice, Rex and John the gardener were intended to be different actors. Thank God! Man, Mary Alice sucked, Rex sucked, and John sucked. It's like, this Mary Alice doesn't sound like she's high. She just sounds normal.

Anyway, I had a really weird dream last night. You know, usually in dreams, you are yourself, but apparently I became this 6-year-old girl who was hired by the mafia to do those dirty jobs. Kind of like that kid from Sweeney Todd. And then after I had done all those jobs, I went to the headquarters and all of a sudden there was an ambush and the mafia boss suddenly shot me to stop me from revealing all the secrets and stuff. And the weird thing is that in my dreams, when somebody shoots me or I get hurt or something, I don't feel it but when that mafia boss shot me, it hurt! Ok that was totally random. I remember one time I dreamt that Sabrina the Teenage Witch shot me and it didn't hurt.