Fucking scum!
You know what? Ok I blogged about the fire incident right? Ok, here's the thing. There were four different stations in the Basic Microbiology test (kind of like NAPHA, except it's all science) and we had 15 minutes for each station so we were like, switching benches and stuff to go to the different stations. Guess what? I was the person before the girl who stupidly caught fire. It is not an accident. It is just a mere act of stupidity. Seriously! Ok, so here's the thing. She fucking blamed it on me just because I was the last person to use the Bunsen Burner. The thing is that there were two gas taps. One was connected to the rubber tubing, which connected to the Bunsen Burner. The other one leads to nowhere. Right? And when you want to turn the tap, you obvviously turn the tap that has a rubber tubing connected to it, right?! Well, apparently, I placed the Bunsen Burner right next to the tap that connects to nowhere (as the tubing was quite long, I did this to make my bench neater), so apparently, the foolish girl just stupidly decided to switch the tap that's nearest to the Bunsen Burner. Ok, firstly, is she fucking blind?! Like, can't you see the black tubing?!!! OMG!!! And she actually blamed the whole thing on me!!! She's like, "Oh my hair! It's burned! Oh Hakim, it's all your fault!" No it's not!!! Also, it was only a few strands! Puh-lease lah! It's not like your hair spontaneously combusted. Also, I laugh at weird situations, you ass, and I was kind of laughing at your lack of common sense! Get it right before you start making me look like the bad guy. Ok currently I'm laughing like a madman for some unexplainable reason. But seriously, I'm mad as hell! Like, WTF lah! It's a miracle she hasn't burned her house down. Urgh! I'm still angry but I'm laughing! You should've seen the whole thing!! Hehehehe!! But I'm still mad!!!
Honestly, it's not my fault! It's your fault you didn't even see the freaking tube!!! Like, I'd probably blame myself if you're like, either Helen Keller or Rain Man. But seeing that you're neither, it's not my fault!
It's my third post today!