ANTM!

Just watched ANTM 10, the first elimination. OMG I totally love this cycle already! Ya, that's what I said about ANTM 9, and it ended up being the crappiest one yet.

But new things!

- New York City!

- New opening credits. Instead of showing the past cycle and having the girls pose from different coloured backgrounds, we have like a montage of Tyra, Tyra and Tyra! How humble of her! And then they show like, the girls backstage of a photoshoot and like behind-the-scenes of it. In other words, it sucked! I mean, maybe it's hard to put in 9 winners. Oh, I mean 8, but can't you at least budge Naima out of the winners' montage?

- Paulina Porizkova! She's replacing Twiggy, and she's much better than her! Totally! She actually called Dominique a transverstite right in front of her face! And she kind of bitchslapped Nigel. I totally love her!

- Tyra lost weight! Maybe she's realised that Paulina would look a thousand times better than her so she had to close down the Kiss My Fat ASS business


- Anya! She is magical! It's like as if Celine Dion and Natasha fused together to form an amazing woman! She's really really pretty! But she has like, some weird Russian accent and Tyra hates her accent. Shut up, Tyra! Well, at least she was called first.

- Fatima! She's Somalian and her labias were sewn together, meaning she can't have sex. Just because of that, you don't have the right to bitchslap everybody! I seriously hope she has an epiphany.

Aimee didn't really impress me much. She's those girls that look horrible in person but great in photos.

In love with Anya! I hope she wins!

Exhale

My exams are finally fricking over!!! I'm so exhausted, I wanna go to sleep for a whole 24 hours. I've been studying like a crazy madman over the past week. And to think that the exams are only 40% of the whole module. I haven't even watched the season premiere of ANTM, which kind of premiered last Thursday. Boo!

BTW I had Maths just now. My calculator was kind of iffy before the exams because the screen was kind of fading, so the battery's dying. So I thought, hey it's only 2 hours. OMG during the exam my calculator seemed moody and didn't really cooperate with me. It died at some points, then it came alive so I had to glance at my calculator every so often to see if it's alive or not. It was crazy! But I managed to finish off the paper. Yay!

So anyway, I couldn't pass up the opportunity to watch Juno after the exams. Yay! Finally watched it! Ok, here's the thing about the movie. Amazing script. Brilliant acting. The only problem I had about the movie was the parents' reaction to their daughter telling them she's pregnant. It's like, "Oh I thought she'd be a druggie before she's pregnant." And how they're so cool with it. But I totally loved the part where she was told that her baby had nails. Loved the movie, but honestly it's kind of weird that the movie is nominated for Best Picture.

Anyway, watched the Oscars. Hooray for Julie Christie not winning the Oscar. Instead that French woman won Best Actress and her speech was genuine. Crazy-haircut-guy-with-air-bolt-weapon-thingy won Best Supporting Actor. Yay! Some lady called Tilda Swinton won Best Supporting Actress. Boo!! I wanted Cate Blanchett to win. She mentioned that she's giving the statue to her agent or something. What utter bullcrap. Daniel Day-Lewis won Best Actor. Eh. Juno won Best Original Screenplay. Yay! And the writer used to be a stripper. Ha! No Country For Old Men won Best Director and Best Picture. Meh.

My brother met with a motor accident on like, during one of the exam days. He dislocated his wrist and glass went into his arm. It's really like, a fucked up thing going on.

Anyway, it wasn't his fault. Some driver U-turned from the left lane, and he was on the right lane, and the road doesn't have a barrier, so he's not supposed to U-turn. I think he has to pay my brother for physical, emotional, mental and psychological damage. I'm secretly jealous that he's gonna get like, $10000. But then again, dislocated hand.

I could've done so much with $2000, and you just blew it off.

It's crazy, isn't it?

Ok whatever! I'm going to sleep! I have a major headache and haven't slept in days! Ok I'm exaggerating. My hair is so so disgusting.

ANTM Bonanza

Ok so Tyra kind of rocks for having a super recap episode about the whole series, from Cycle 1 to Cycle 9. It was amazing!!! They practically showed everything!!! It's like a milestone for ANTM.

But then they didn't show Adrianne at all!! Like, when they were talking about Cycle 1, they practically made Adrianne disappear! So Tyra's kind of like the model version of the mafia. Don't mess with her! Even in Elyse's so-called "full confessional", they edited out the part where she was bitching about Adrianne! Boo!!

And they didn't show the part where Tyra went crazy over Tiffany. Boo!

But then they kind of showed bonus footage. For example in Cycle 2, where Shandi had sex with the Italian guy, all the girls were making out the guys! It was practically an orgy! and some guy took of Yoanna's belt! Like whoa!

So anyway, here's the new batch of girls from Cycle 10. They're going to be living in New York instead of LA. So yay! I'm gonna rank them from worst to best! Yay!

PS: I totally predicted the final 3 of Cycle 9 before it even started so I am kind of good at these things!

WHITNEY

Sorry, fatty, but it didn't work out for all the fatties. They will never win!

ATALYA

Looks kind of meh to me, so that must mean that she could be the bitch of the house

LAUREN

Looks kind of pregnant in this shot. And she totally reminds me of the troll-like being that is Michelle the impetigo-laden wrestler

ALLISON

She looks annoying. Or maybe it's because she looks like Sarah Silverman. And kind of like a female version of Jaslene

CLAIRE

Kind of neutral about her

AMIS

Still neutral

MARVITA

She was a C9 castoff. She kind of annoyed me during the castings, but she totally looks butch in a scary way in this photo

ANYA

She looks a little old

DOMINIQUE

It's Coryn if she were a woman! But still, she looks like a tranny, but a pretty one I might add. I blame it on the eyebrows

KATARZYNA

Looks kind of like Tatiana. Let's hope she has some teeth this time

KIMBERLY

She looks like those mannequins wearing Little Bo Peep costumes that are supposed to be cute but end up being freakishly scary

STACY ANN

S-T-A-C-Y-A-N-N

FATIMA

Is she Muslim? Does her father consider modelling as prostitution? But anyway, I totally wish she could win, but I know she can't for several reasons

AIMEE

So I'm hoping she wins, because she's actually pretty

Tyra Hates Adrianne

And obviously Naima (who doesn't?) and maybe a little of Yoanna. Oh yeah, and Eva too.



Oh and there was another question where she lies that she's not jealous of Oprah. And she's actually jealous. And her reason is that Oprah is rich! Like, WTF? Is Tyra secretly poor or something? She's just jealous because Oprah's a better talk-show host. Urgh!! But I still love ANTM! She's a living paradox

Bitch!

Fucking scum!

You know what? Ok I blogged about the fire incident right? Ok, here's the thing. There were four different stations in the Basic Microbiology test (kind of like NAPHA, except it's all science) and we had 15 minutes for each station so we were like, switching benches and stuff to go to the different stations. Guess what? I was the person before the girl who stupidly caught fire. It is not an accident. It is just a mere act of stupidity. Seriously! Ok, so here's the thing. She fucking blamed it on me just because I was the last person to use the Bunsen Burner. The thing is that there were two gas taps. One was connected to the rubber tubing, which connected to the Bunsen Burner. The other one leads to nowhere. Right? And when you want to turn the tap, you obvviously turn the tap that has a rubber tubing connected to it, right?! Well, apparently, I placed the Bunsen Burner right next to the tap that connects to nowhere (as the tubing was quite long, I did this to make my bench neater), so apparently, the foolish girl just stupidly decided to switch the tap that's nearest to the Bunsen Burner. Ok, firstly, is she fucking blind?! Like, can't you see the black tubing?!!! OMG!!! And she actually blamed the whole thing on me!!! She's like, "Oh my hair! It's burned! Oh Hakim, it's all your fault!" No it's not!!! Also, it was only a few strands! Puh-lease lah! It's not like your hair spontaneously combusted. Also, I laugh at weird situations, you ass, and I was kind of laughing at your lack of common sense! Get it right before you start making me look like the bad guy. Ok currently I'm laughing like a madman for some unexplainable reason. But seriously, I'm mad as hell! Like, WTF lah! It's a miracle she hasn't burned her house down. Urgh! I'm still angry but I'm laughing! You should've seen the whole thing!! Hehehehe!! But I'm still mad!!!

Honestly, it's not my fault! It's your fault you didn't even see the freaking tube!!! Like, I'd probably blame myself if you're like, either Helen Keller or Rain Man. But seeing that you're neither, it's not my fault!

It's my third post today!

TV Is BACK!!!!

STRIKE IS OVER!!!!!!!! OMG I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!

I was just told that the strike is over. It's confirmed on Wikipedia! Yay!

Bring back my weekly dose of Ugly Betty & The Office! And let me know what the hell is with Katharine Mayfair's storyline!! Yay!

Back to my normal life. I'm exhausted as hell!! I think it's because I wore shoes two sizes too small, and now my feet have been aching for more than a day. And I actually slept in the bus. I've never done that! Yay!

Ok I'm starting to like Touch My Body.

Touch My Body

Mariah Carey's new album is called E=MC². Like, seriously?

Anyway, her first song is already released and it's called Touch My Body. Honestly, it kind of isn't so good. Eh.

Anyway, had BMic lab test and I nearly died. Ok I'm exaggerating, there was just a small fire incident which happened because this girl switched on the wrong gas tap for the Bunsen Burner, and instead of gassing up the Bunsen Burner, she gassed up the area around her and when she lit up the lighter the whole area like, kind of exploded! Ok I'm exaggerating, but there was fire, kind of like a flamethrower. And I was sitting right behind her!! Like I could feel the heat. And I admit I was so freaking scared that like, the whole room might explode. So in the end the gas was switched off and everything was alright. OMG I couldn't stop laughing for some reason. I was traumatized yet I was laughing like crazy despite the fact that she could have been burnt alive!

Pocketful Of Sunshine

Suddenly the topic of death has been hovering around me, it's really freaky. Today three different people talked about death randomly, a couple of people I know know people who have died. It's freaky!

On a lighter note, end of Sociology! Yes! That crummy subject is gone, at last! But the sad thing is that my groupmates actually rock! So, boo hoo!

Anyway, I was so deluded to think that my mask was a masterpiece. Like, I came to school this morning thinking that I'm going to wow my classmates with my marvelous creation until I saw everybody else's masks and they had like, elaborate feathers and stuff, and their feathers are like, peacock feathers, unlike mine which look like chicken feathers. And some of them came up to me and blatantly asked if I had plucked my feathers from a feather duster. And it kind of did look like those feather duster feathers. Seriously, even the mats' masks were nice.

Rehab

Watched the Grammys. It was kind of boring, honestly. Amy Winehouse won Best New Artist, Song Of The Year and Record Of The Year. I was totally expecting her to win Album Of The Year but then some guy called Herbie Hancock or something won it. Boo!! She performed Rehab and You Know I'm No Good via satellite in London. And Amy Winehouse actually looks clean! Yay! And she tried to dance and gave weird faces to the camera. I guess they're just withdrawl symptoms. But still...

So anyway, Amy Winehouse won 5 Grammy awards, so she's tied with Lauryn Hill, Alicia Keys, Norah Jones, Beyonce and The Dixie Chicks as the most Grammys won by a female in one night. Yay!

Seriously can't wait for end of this month. This might actually be worse than O Levels.

I'm done with the mask. OMG it is amazing!!! It's like, Navajo meets Venetian.

LesBionic Woman

OMG THIS IS SO FREAKING FUNNY!!! GO WATCH IT!!!! It's just like the Bionic Woman commercial on Star World!!

PS: My back hurts like hell!

Is It You?

This is by Cassie, the Me & U girl. Nice song, but she can't sing.

School's over for this week! Yes!!! I could have died this earlier this week. And to think that I still have my stupid mask to do. I thought of doing an elaborate one but seriously, I haven't bought art supplies and stuff and it's due Tuesday! Urgh!

I'm getting very little sleep. I need to go and SLEEP!

Anyway, presentation yesterday was amazing. Ok, actually we were supposed to do a group presentation on something related to our course and be persuasive. So my group decided to do viagra vs. aphrodisiacs. Yes, I know. So I had to do researching and stuff and really, I had to go into those sex forums. And so I went to other threads and there was one thread dedicating to like, prostitute recommendations in Geylang. They're like, girls in Lorong 3 are men! Stay away! Otherwise you'll experience the Crying Game! Don't be fooled by their estrogen-filled features!

Can't wait for school year to end. Holy crap! I'm gonna be Year 2 in a few months' time. I might want to get a job during the holidays. Yay!

Writer's strike might come to an end! Yes!!!!! Bring Ugly Betty and The Office back!!!! Please!!!! I don't really care about Desperate Housewives anymore. They have disappointed me with their unrealistic "everybody we love survived while the one's who died are the evil ones" storyline.

PS: Have you heard Paula Abdul's new song Dance Like There's No Tomorrow? She sang it during the Superbowl and it was very reminiscent of Britney's VMAs. Seriously, the song seemed like it was recycled material from her late 80's album. Like, I just heard the song for the first time and it's already basi.

Save Me From Myself

Urgh!!!! Blah blah blah! Do you ever like, talk to yourself when you're alone? Man, I just realised that I do talk to myself. A lot. I think I might be crazy. I kind of wish I was in a mental institute. I mean, wouldn't it be fun? Like in Girl Interrupted?

CSAS Presentation and Cell Bio test tomorrow. Then I'll be free. Oh, wait.

Sometimes I wanna smack these people. Open your eyes!

Sucks lah!!

Sometimes, I just wanna pour all my problems to somebody. I actually wanted to call the suicide hotline (no I am not suicidal. I'm not THAT stupid) because cmon, it's anonymous, they are trained to handle crazy cases. But then I called them and somehow it's engaged. Thanks a lot. If I were suicidal, I would be dead right now.

Urgh!! I just got an SMS from somebody I terribly loathe!! Why are these people such fucktards????!!!!!!!

I really wish I could blog more, but I can't, can I? Well, No!

Well, my brother is now starting to treat me like crap as each day passes. He now orders me around and barks to me, etc. Like, sometimes I just wish I could cry in front of them but you know that they're gonna hate me even further. So then I get kind of mad at them because of that and then they tell me I have issues. Then they, in turn, treat me like crap and the vicious cycle goes on and on.

I wish I could do what he did, even though it's still going on. And it's totally unfair. Really.

Oh boo hoo, me! People in Sudan don't get to eat for a day and here I am crying over something that my whole family won't give a crap about.

And I'm not emo! I'm not THAT stupid either.