Broke

I'm seriously broke now! Boo hoo!

Anyway, watched Twilight. Wow! It has such craptastic dialogue. The most stupidest part was "Say it! Say it loud!" "You're a..." "Say it!" "...vampire". Like, WTF? And their acting sucks! I don't know how some people can actually watch it twice or more. Why do you subject yourself to torture? Also, can you believe that some guys love the movie?

Once again, I shot myself in the foot.

Urgh! Tonight is gonna be awkard and just plain weird. Bleh!

School starts in a few hours! And there's a test! Yuck.

Sad. It has fingers.

Heroes Sucks

Today I woke up and realized that I still haven't watched the season finale of Heroes. It's like, 3 weeks too late. So anyway, watched it. It's amazingly boring. Why the hell did I even like this crap in the first place?

So here are the reasons why I think Heroes sucks:

1. Too Many Characters
In Season 1, we knew who was who. Peter Petrelli, Nathan Petrelli, Niki Sanders, her son Mika (I think), Hiro Nakamura, Claire Bennett, see! We even know their last names! So in the latest season, I don't even know the new characters' names because there are wayyyy too many people. Example: That fast girl, that annoying rabies crybaby, that immortal guy, that Niki doppleganger. See?! I honestly don't know their names.

2. All Talk No Action
So when Season 3 started, I have to admit I thought "Yay! Heroes is good again!" That lasted for a week or two. The first few episodes showed the characters actually utilising their powers. It was exciting. And then all of a sudden, there's so many plotlines with that father and like, the future and all that crap and they started talking, talking, talking, zzzzzz.... It's like, thanks for making Peter lose all his powers.

3. Complicated Plotlines
Does Claire love or hate her father? How come Sylar, from bad, turned good, then all of a sudden turned bad again and killed that electric lady? What the hell is Mama Petrelli's power? So many more questions I don't even bother asking because I know I wouldn't be able to find the answers.

4. Boring Indian Scientist
The whole Mohinder storyline was stupid. I mean, he's sooooo annoying and boring. First of all, the narrations about destiny and fate are killing me. I was watching Star World and they had this Heroes promo sneak previews thingy and they interviewed the 'fans'. And one of them said that his favourite hero is Mohinder. Dude, he doesn't even have powers lah. I mean, the only power he has is put people to sleep. He's like Jigglypuff.

5. Crappy Ass Script
To be honest, the scriptwriting of Heroes sucks eggs. I don't know how I know this, but it just sucks.

And apparently next season they're having this major plotline where Nathan plans to round up all the mutants and seclude them to one place. I honestly don't feel like watching it.

Mr Hypocrite

Wah lao eh! I totally hate Hypocrites calling people Hypocrites.

Headache is still killing me. Throat is as dry as a desert. And I am totally like, going to die because I'm supposed to email somebody my project stuff on Tuesday, and I haven't even done a single thing.

Beyonce released videos for Diva and Halo. For Diva, what is up with the Kanye West glasses? And I swear she wore the same outfit Tyra wore in ANTM. And WTF! Halo isn't in black & white? I thought it was supposed to be a concept. Like, the album artwork, the single artwork, the rest of the music videos... Now it's just ruined.

I want Saturday to come. I want the intervention to come. Like Michael Scott said, an intervention is when people gather to confront somebody about a particular problem and make them feel really crappy.

Trying to watch taped episodes of Seinfeld, only because it's supposed to be one of the greatest sitcoms of all time. I dunno, it's not really THAT of a funny show. The funniest part is only the beginning and the end when he does his stand-up.

Anyway, Tina Fey is awarded Entertainer Of The Year by some big organization. Woot!

Someone told me I sound like Cher. I dunno if that's a compliment or an insult.

Who Knew

URGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Stupid fuckity fuck sia!

I mean, I'm actually not mad or sad for some reason, but I totally feel soooo bad for him.

In other news, I feel like crap. Major headache, yucky red sputum, really dry throat, irregular sleeping patterns, projects.

Oh that beautiful scent!

Stealth Ninja Bitch

Ok, this person is like, a major cunt! And I mean 100% of it. She's immature as hell. She's so self-righteous and thinks she's all that but she's like, this super not funny person. Ok I'm bad at bitching about this because I want to be vague. But to sum it all up, she's a dumb bitch.

I'm seriously madly in love with No Scrubs. I currently have it as my message tone and I cannot believe people are making fun of me for having a decade-old song as my SMS tone. So?

SAG Nominees are out. I don't really care much about the film categories (except for Meryl Streep, Kate Winslet, Amy Adams, Heath Ledger and Robert Downey Jr.) but hooray for 30 Rock!! Woot! Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin got acting nominations and the show was nominated with Best Cast. America Ferrera was nominated. Like, WTF because currently in Ugly Betty she's whiny and annoying and looks like she lost a dare and now she has to wear uglier clothes. I mean, Vanessa Williams wasn't nominated?

Ok I'm supposed to do my project. Sigh.

All the shows aren't really coming back until 2009. 30 Rock, we need you!!!

1 Year. 2 Years. Something always happens during this time of the year.

PS: OMG I am soooo Liz Lemon!! So earlier today, somebody said something and all of a sudden I fell like, you know... doing stuff. But I didn't! Because I have morals. Unlike some skanky old coot.

Birth

Ok, so I'm here to avoid doing my stupid project. Seriously, why is it that you actually have to pay money to read the lab reports? Why are they so stingy and selfish? I thought scientists were supposed to share their discoveries and stuff. I bet Alexander Fleming would be weeping in his grave. Ok, I could actually go to the library, but to be honest, I have never looked up a textbook at the school library, so I don't really know where to look.

Anyway, rented this movie called Birth. It's supposed to be about this widow (Nicole Kidman) who meets a 10-year-old boy who claims to be her dead husband (who died 10 years ago). I rented the movie solely because the plotline sounds interesting.

Guess what? The movie seriously sucked eggs! I mean, it had soooooo much potential! Firstly, Birth is like those movies where conversations that could last for a minute end up being 5 minutes long because there would be a period of silence after every single sentence. Secondly, they made Nicole Kidman look horrible ala Rosemary's Baby. I mean, she looked so old and ugly! She looked so much better in The Hours, seriously. Thirdly, they had redundant scenes. There was a 2-minute scene where they just showed Nicole Kidman in a close-up scene while she's at the theatre. The only meaningful thing that we learnt from that scene was that when you are tearing up, you can see your own blood capillaries in your sclera. Also, the boy was this weird creepy kid who doesn't have emotions in his face. Kinda like a sociopath.

Also, they had this scene where the kid was staying with Nicole Kidman and her fiance and the kid pissed off the fiance. Then the fiance was like, dragging him around because he wanted to spank the kid. I mean, it sounds dramatic right? Did you hear screaming from Nicole Kidman or the rest of the women? No! Did you hear the kid screaming? No! I mean, how stupid was that scene?

And the most stupidest thing about the movie was the ending. Apparently, the kid found secret letters that the dead husband sent to the mistress and so he decided to just pretend to be the reincarnation. Like, WTF!!!! I mean, what a stupid stupid plotline!

Ok, back to projects. Sigh.

Again And Again

Hey! I'm here, which totally means that I'm supposed to do some important assignment. Seriously, I HATE the two weeks break! It's like working from home. And the downside of that is that you get distracted practically 95% of the time.

I cannot believe they're advertising this new Cicakman movie outside the cinemas! Like, WTF how stupid is that?

I'm suddenly madly in love with Just Dance again! Don't blame me.

I'm such a big baby. The catalyst was Top Of The World by Dixie Chicks.

I'd rather go to school than do these crummy projects.

Little Children

Some people seriously cannot let their egos aside. Like, tak boleh kalah.

Ok, I'm here to avoid doing my project. And there's still another one. Sucks to the max.

Anyway, I've been listening to a lot of Sheryl Crow's Greatest Hits album. OH MY GOD! I didn't realize how amazing she is! I mean, I cannot believe I rarely listen to it. Her lyrics are so meaningful, unlike current lyrics like "Lick My Lollipop" and stuff.

I only have tomorrow left. Urgh! Stupid projects.

Something's Coming Over

Yesterday was like dramamama betul seh.

I've realized that I'm kind of an asshole. Had this seminar about health and safety at the workplace. There was a bunch of re-enactments of how we can injure ourselves at the workplace. There was this guy who was going down the stairs while holding on to the railing and all of a sudden, he supposedly fell down. It was so fake that I couldn't stop laughing for a whole minute. Then the presenter was telling us about these two plumbers who were arguing over which pipe to screw and stuff and one of them got pissed off and hit the other one with a pair of pliers. So at that point, I thought it was hillarious and laughed out loud (I was the only one who did), and then she continued and said that the plumber died. Can you believe the paisehness.

Then, blah blah blah drama! It had just crossed from Desperate Housewives to like, an Indo drama.

I cannot believe I cried in the bathroom just because I was thinking about Aileen Wuornos.

There Will Be Blood

OMG I didn't realize Celine Dion is so funny! And nice! Aww...

Once again, laughed like crazy. It's fun to act like a fool around fools. Yay!

Anyway, finally watched There Will Be Blood. I cannot believe this movie lost to No Country For Old Men. It's soooo goooood!!!! And Daniel Day-Lewis is sooooo goooooood!! His performance was better than in Gangs Of New York.

And I just found out that I have a hidden movie in my iPod for 5 months that I haven't watched.

I'm in love with Sandcastle Disco!!

Urgh! I hate you, projects.

Finally watched latest episode of Heroes. I'm like, so lambat. Anyway, it actually got OK. I mean, it's miles better than all the crappy episodes they pooped out the past few weeks.

So they had this lady who is like, a human lie detector whom Sylar wanted to kill, so he asked her if her life is hard because she can trust nobody. Wow! It seriously makes you think. Like, what if you can detect lies? Wouldn't the world be crazy?

3.3

My term tests are over!! And the great thing is that only about 10 people can say that, while the rest of the cohort and Biotech peeps finish tomorrow. I feel so special.

But! There's still two projects. Urgh!

I wanna watch soooo many movies!!! The thing is, those critically acclaimed movies are gonna be released in mid January. Right during revisions. Thanks lah.

Rachel Getting Married
Changeling
The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
Milk
Doubt
Slumdog Millionaire
Gran Torino
Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Happy-Go-Lucky
Frost/Nixon
Revolutionary Road
The Wrestler
Doubt

Sigh.

I'm so malas to read Twilight.

The C Word

Never have I thought I'd use that word on a person. Seriously...

Anyway, this week's episode of 30 Rock was. Awesome!

One more test to go!

Still, there's a ton of projects. Which means that I still have to go to school. Boo.

I know I shouldn't perasan and all, but it happened 3 times already!

Circus

HOLY CRAP!!! Watch this and see what I mean!

I cannot believe it but this video is a million times better than Womanizer! Seriously, I've already watched this video at least 5 times, and I'm not the kind who watches music videos more than once. And Britney actually looks really hot! Now this is Video Of The Year worthy, not Piece Of Me.

Anyway, I'm suddenly in love with Single Ladies, especially the video. I love their dancing!

So much drama!

Grammy Nominations

It's announced! And honestly, this year's nominations suck big time.

Album Of The Year
Viva La Vida or Death Of All His Friends - Coldplay
Tha Carter III - Lil Wayne
Year Of The Gentleman - Ne-Yo
Raising Sand - Robert Plant & Alison Krauss
In Rainbows - Radiohead

I am totally not interested in all of these albums. And also, Lil Wayne? This guy with that Lollipop song? No Mariah Carey? No Madonna? No Alicia Keys?

Record Of The Year
Chasing Pavements - Adele
Viva La Vida - Coldplay
Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis
Paper Planes - M.I.A.
Please Read The Letter - Robert Plant & Alison Krauss

Yay!! I'm so happy that Paper Planes is nominated. Also, who the fuck are Robert Plant and Alison Krauss? They keep getting nominated.

Song Of The Year
American Boy - Estelle ft. Kanye West
Chasing Pavements - Adele
I'm Yours - Jason Mraz
Love Song - Sara Bareilles
Viva La Vida - Coldplay

Urgh! I'm so sick of I'm Yours. And American Boy? Also, I cannot believe Bye Bye was even nominated! Or Just A Dream!

Best New Artist
Adele
Duffy
Jonas Brothers
Lady Antebellum
Jazmine Sullivan

Just be thankful that Miley Cyrus isn't nominated. Fine with Jonas Brothers. But, YAY! Jazmine Sullivan is nominated!

You know what's worst? Lil Wayne has the most nominations. Wow, it totally shows that this year's music sucks eggs. Mariah Carey isn't even nominated. Her album was amazing! And WTF I Kissed A Girl was nominated for Best Female Performance, even though the voice is totally modified. I mean, Celine Dion's version of Alone should've been nominated.

Ok I'm off.

You Don't Know My Name

Wah fucking lao eh! I'm so pissed off with this fucktard today. Ok, so here's the story.

Picture it: The computer lab. It was kind of crowded. I wanted to print my lab manual. So I downloaded it and went to the printer to make sure that all of the current jobs were cancelled so that nobody will use up my precious paper. I do this before I even press the print button. Then all of a sudden, somebody approached me and tells me in this pissed off tone that my stuff was printed in the other printer. I told him calmly, "But I haven't pressed the print button..." And then he was like, "No, it's yours!" And I'm like, "But I haven't even pressed 'Print'!" And then he actually had the audacity to say, "Wanna see?" Like, WTF right? Nak step know-it-all siah! So I was like, fine I'll go check to prove it's not mine. So I went to the other printer and apparently, it's not mine. Wow! Shocker! So at that point, he was already at his computer. He had actually moved his moniter. What a total fuckwad. So when I was walking past him, I told him, "It's not mine," I mean, I was so calm talking to him lah, did he even bother to apologize. Umm... No! I was totally pissed off that I went "Sialan bachin betul!" to my friend. That assfuck looked Malay and my voice is loud so I seriously hope he heard it.

Urgh! I wanna smack his head when I see him.

What's On TV?

Guess who didn't study during the whole weekend? That guy who will rasa kecewa when he receives his results. Ceh. Jiwang seh. Haha, just kidding!

So anyway, I was randomly channel surfing on Sunday night and watched a bit of wrestling. It was so dumb and boring I could not for the life of me decipher why I even liked wrestling last time. Then watched Oprah. They featured this Filipino girl who had a great voice and she said that she wanted to sing a duet with Celine Dion, so after she sang My Heart Will Go On, Oprah said that a special somebody has something to say. And so she turns around and sees Celine Dion via satellite on a screen and she cried. And then Celine Dion invited her to do a duet during one of the shows in her tour. The Filipino girl and Oprah was crying and all and it nearly made me cry. Seriously, Oprah is like, a female Jesus.

After that my brother took over the TV because he wanted to watch stinking football. Then after midnight I watched this TV show called I Want A Famous Face. It's disgusting. It's about people who undergo plastic surgery to look like a famous celebrity. There was this girl who wanted to look like Kate Winslet. She was a fatty lumpkin last time but she lost 100+ pounds and so has those extra skin and wants to get rid of it. They actually showed the surgery footage and it was so disgusting! They were cutting out the skin and you could see the fat and blubber and stuff and it was horrifying! Like a horror movie! So after the surgery, they show her waist and it was covered with stitches. Then the surgeon was asking her how she is, and she replied, "Like a freakshow!" Tahu pun.

Ok, I'm done with my adventures with the TV.

Need to study! Only two more subjects to study! Yes! Also, I didn't even realize that Hari Raya Haji was this Monday! My term tests start tomorrow! Wah lao eh!

I'm so pissed off with somebody! Sometimes it's good that I don't really tell anybody about my blog anymore, because I can rant about them.

a) Don't be a fucking barnacle. When your other friends are with you, you leave the group. But when you have nobody else, you cling on to me. Me! Why the fuck me?

b) Don't copy me. Seriously. It's not even flattering lah.

c) Ok, I don't have any other points.

You're still the same.

PS: Wah! I have lots of things to say. Anyway, I'm so sad!! Toni & Dallas was eliminated because they lost their passports and all of their money! They were the only likeable team. So now the final 3 consists of assturds. I don't feel like watching the finale.

We Started Nothing

Somebody was wearing that same perfume. Sigh.

In other news, I have just discovered something awesome! The Ting Tings! I know, I'm already lambat. But! I've already heard the album at least twice and am in love with it! Seriously, especially We Walk.

I honestly need to start studying for the tarm tests, which is in one week's time. First day of the semester only felt like yesterday and now we're halfway through. And I haven't really sat down and studied these past few days.

Am I the only person who is disinterested in Twilight?

I feel like I'm being brainwashed into hating you. And it sucks, because I kinda see it too. Urgh! It's just so complicated. And the funny thing is that it has very little effect on me.

Loudmouth

Sometimes I just hate the fact that I'm loud and not really aware of it. Also, I totally hate how I just blurt out random stuff, which turns out to be either awkward, confusing or embarrassing. This happened 8 times yesterday. To 8 different people. One of which is a complete stranger. Me and my big mouth. And seriously, I totally felt really bad because of what I said. Sigh... But to be honest, umm... No.

But hey! Guess what? I just found out that I'm actually funny. Like, wow! I know, right? I actually made the whole lecture theatre laugh. Ok, not really, because it just consisted of one tutorial group and a few others. But still!

Also, HA! Everybody sighed when that girl asked stupid questions during the lecture. There is such a thing called approaching the lecturer after lectures. Can you dig it, sucka?

I hate the new TP Hotmail thingy! I can't access my freaking school email. And I can't access VBus also! What the hell?

Practically laughed every minute from midnoon to midnight. Yay!

Moons & Triangles

I was supposed to have an awesome dream. You know, those that you can control? It was all great until the elevator didn't come down and a random Hebrew teacher comes along and talks about her neice. Hey, it's just one of those dreams.

I totally hate people who asks questions during a lecture. Especially because most of the questions are either no-brainers, irrelevant or their answers will be answered later on in the notes. Ok I'm actually just targeting this girl who keeps on asking questions it's fucking annoying. I mean, funny how you only ask questions only during lectures when the lecturer is smoking hot.

Watched latest episode of Heroes. It is amazing...ly boring. Seriously. This week's episode involved some eclipse and all of a sudden, everybody's powers are gone. It's dumb.

Tests are in two weeks.

Taylor Swift's new album is awesome. Totally love Hey Stephen and White Horse.

Haven't really listened to Beyonce's new album. Only once. It's not that bad but B'day was better.

Anyway, apparently, Annie Lennox was some honorary person during the AMA's and she sang Why and I watched it on Youtube. I'm sorry, but what happened to her voice? She was practically shouting.

And You Get A Vagina! And You Get A Vagina!

The Isis interview on the Tyra Show was on Youtube. So I watched it, and man, Tyra is really a douche.

So it starts with an interview with Isis and they show a picture of her when she was a man. It looks like Isis with short hair. After that they bring in Clark and Isis kind of confronts her and Clark said that when Isis said that she was born in the wrong body, Clark was offended because she believes that God doesn't make mistakes. And then all of a sudden, Tyra suddenly asks, "So babies born with HIV and cancer? Was that God's choice?" or something like that and it's like, WOAH! I mean, she might've just held up a picture of the pope and just tear it up, right? I mean, Tyra is an ass. She's supposed to be mediatory but she was totally siding with Isis. Isis was the one who was kind of defending Clark from Tyra. I mean, I now totally respect Isis.

So after that, Tyra brings in a sex change surgeon and Tyra decides to give Isis a vagina and Isis cries and stuff. So now Isis is going to update Tyra on what's happening down there. But hey! It's not like as if Tyra is exploitingi Isis to gain ratings, right? Right? Hello? Right?

Poker Face

It's the weekend!! But there's a quiz on Wednesday. And so many assignments it's not even funny anymore. Anyway, I seriously think I fucked up yesterday's quiz lah. I mean, I wanna be consistently amazing throughout the semester.

Yesterday: The BEST THING EVER!!!! happened. Seriously. Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi!

Anyway, sometimes I'm just naive and a bit dumb, but sometimes I just pretend to be naive and dumb.

His IC read S84!!! He's 24! Holy crap! He's old!!!

Watched ANTM finale. Finally, a winner who's actually model-material.

Why

OMG remember No Scrubs? All of a sudden that song is stuck in my head continuously on loop.

Anyway, I am seriously sick of one of my teachers. She's harpy. She's shrew. She's amazingly boring and think's she's so klakar then laughs at her so-called jokes. Note: Jokes are meant to be funny, OK?

I totally forgot that there's a test tomorrow until somebody SMS me! Crap lah! I was practically doing nothing yesterday.

Urgh! What do you mean by those quotation marks? Seriously! I want to know sooo much because that would answer a lot. Like, A LOT!!!

Anyway, today is the release of the finale of ANTM!!! Can't wait!!!

Ok BYE AKU NAK MANDIIIII!!!!!

Worst. Week. Ever!

Let's see... Wednesday was a bright and lovely day until I puked out the breakfast I had in the morning. Still didn't feel so good so decided to take MC for the day. Puked again an hour later. Reached home. Went to doctor. After that I puked again! This time it was bile because I didn't eat anything. I know, gross... Went home. I was either puking or pooping. Didn't eat a single thing that day.

Thursday! No school! Still didn't eat anything. I just hibernated.

Friday! I was supposed to go to school for Retail and help out change the cultures and freaking CCN DAY!!!!, but I couldn't. Still didn't eat anything.

I was practically on a liquid diet which consisted of isotonic drinks and glucose drinks.

It was the worst lah! Because on top of the vomiting and the diarrhea, I had fever, muscle aches and because I didn't really eat anything, by stomach was grumbling like crazy. Now I still feel sick and I have tons of assignments to do. Urgh! Just the right time to get sick, huh?

Rain On Me

Wah lao! One tiny minuscle minute micrscopic water molecule of rainwater on my head and all of a sudden I have a headache and stuff.

Anyway, I seriously hate MTV Asia. Katy Perry was crowned "Artist Of The Month" or whatever. That's the reason I hate MTV Asia. I mean, this is the channel that doesn't even show the video and even censor the name to "I Kissed A [bleep]" whenever they show or say the title on the VMA's. Also, when they were advertising Katy Perry, when she was saying the title, they actually bleeped out the word "kiss" so it sounded like "I [bleep] A Girl". HAHAHA!!! That's even more vulgar!!! Take that MTV Asia! I mean, how can they say that she's the artist of the month when they don't even show the video? It's like saying that Charlize Theron is a great actress but you don't wanna watch Monster. Or saying that Harry Potter is a great book but you don't wanna read about witchcraft stuff. Get me?

Also, I'm actually watching the year-end Men Tennis Championships which are taking place in Shanghai. Day 1 was yesterday. What totally stood out like a bunch of sore thumbs were the ball kids. Yesterday they were wearing oversized white t-shirts which had Lacoste printed on it. Seriously, it looked like those clothes that you wear when you go to sleep. It was so sad and pathetic. At least this evening wasn't so bad. But you can tell that they were still a bit big. And it's now orange!

Ok whatever. It's just my pet peeves.

Murder On The Dancefloor

OMG remember that song?

Anyway, glitter is seriously the most indestructible thing on the planet, next to the plastic wrapped around CD and DVD packages.

Watched The Office & 30 Rock back-to-back. Both episodes were great, and I have to admit, 30 Rock is now my favourite show! Seriously, it made me laugh so much! Liz thought that she met Oprah on a plane but she actually took some in-flight medication and thought this 12-year old girl was Oprah, and so she spilled all her problems and secrets to her. It's soooo funny!!! Honestly, that was the best episode of 30 Rock ever!

Next week is gonna be the bomb!!! I thought it was gonna be yucky and stuff, but it's all pointing to the right direction, so yay!

School is kind of meh. No offence, but what the fuck is up with my Mammalian Cell Tech lab groupmates. One of them is supposedly always late. The other thinks I'm 'act cute' (is it such a crime to talk to people). Another one is kind of bossy and is smart but he mumbles when he gives instructions. The other one is OK actually. But the weird thing is that they don't wanna do the practical stuff like pipetting and adding/removing reagents and stuff. I mean, I'm not complaining, but what? They're scared they might get contaminated or something? Seriously, I wonder why we're grouped according to the register, because my past and present groupmates are those people I never really mix around with.

Isn't it weird that you know some people only as acquaintances and then when you get to really know them, you wonder "Why the hell do we not hang out more often?"

IT IS GONNA BE SOOOO AWESOME!!!!!!! YAYYYY!!!!

ANTM Recap: Mary Jane & Whores = Fierce!

I don't have pictures. Oh boo hoo! So many assignments. I'm putting my education first.

So in summary, they went to Holland and Sheena sucks and was therefore sent home. YAY!!!!!!

The thing with this cycle is that I'm not feeling anybody this cycle. Where is Anya when you need her? Sigh.

A Beautiful Day

Wow. Today is such an amazing day! From start to finish.

No walking. Lectures. Milkshakes. Intelluctual conversations. Tutorial. Sotong moments. Trannies. E-lab!! Awesome people.

Got home. Switched on the radio because I was charging my iPod and now my computer doesn't emit any sounds! Like, WTF!!! It means NO YOUTUBE!!! Urgh!! Anyway, the radio announced that Obama won! I was like, "What the hay-ell?" Because I thought it was gonna be announced in a couple of months. Yay!!! No more Sarah Palin!!!!

Ok back to my stinking homework. Which reeks. If I become president, read my lips: NO NEW HOMEWORK!

The Crap I Call Hair

Urgh! I seriously did something stupid today. Went to Loyang Point to buy some stuff, and so I randomly decided to go cut my hair because it was getting a little disgusting. So when I was walking back home, I was thinking about how amazing my new haircut is. So when I reached home I realized that my hair freaking sucked!!!!! Tell me WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! I may be mad I may be blind I may be viciously unkind...

Ok whatever... So anyway, I honestly thought I had a Samantha from ANTM haircut because my back is shorter and my front is kinda like the same, but now I look like I have the hair of a Russian child prostitute whose hair is cut by their mother!!! Also, it looks like as if my head is abnormally shaped. It's disgusting. How am I supposed to go to school tomorrow like this? To top it all off, I'm bound to be late and the first period is lectures, which means that I'm going to be coming in the LT when the lecture's starting... and people are gonna be whispering "What died on his head?" OH! MY GOD!!!! Ok I'm totally being overdramatic.

Anyway, I'm totally pissed off with my brother! Ok, so he totally wants to buy this game Guitar Hero: World Tour. I'm like, whatever. I mean, those Guitar Hero series games are only fun the first half hour, because I usually know one or two songs. Seriously, one of the Guitar Hero games my cousin has contains songs I don't know except for Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne. So yesterday, he randomly asked me to chip in for the game. First of all, I don't even play this game!!! Also, this upcoming game actually requires you to buy the physical instrument because it doesn't allow you to use the normal controller. And he thinks that we're making some Jonas Brothers garage band or something. Also, I checked out the songlist and like, what the hell are these songs? I only know 5% of these songs!

OMG remember Goosebumps? Remember how when you were a kid, you were fascinated by the fact that the text had bumps on it, and you thought that i was cool? Good times.

Stop showing me off like as if I'm some kind of trophy or something.

Didn't He Die?

I can't believe they're gonna have a Saw 6! I mean, wasn't he supposed to die in Saw 3?! I mean, it's seriously getting out of hand. Saw 1 was good. Saw 2 was the best. Saw 3 was OK. Saw 4 sucked eggs. Haven't watched Saw 5. I mean, if you're dead, just leave. I'm sorry, but they're totally trying to make Jigsaw this mastermind killer ala Hannibal Lectar or something but it's such a bore.

Anyway, I'm in love with this song called Need U Bad by Jazmine Sullivan. She's like a fusion of Lauryn Hill and Alicia Keys.

Please don't make me go there!! It's gonna seriously suck!!

18 Y.O.

Finally! I'm 18! Yeah!

I AM A JEDI!!!!

I had the most paiseh moment. I almost died. It involved Flavours, lunch hour and the fact that I thought that somebody moved our bags when it was just the fact that it was never our table to begin with. Hey! Tables look alike, okay?

Anyway, NEW EPISODE OF 30 ROCK!!!! Oh. My. God!! It is awesome. The best line was "Keep your friends close, and your enemies so close that you're almost kissing" HAHAHAHA!!!! But the only problem was that when I heard that Megan Mullally was guest starring, I thought "Wow! Tina Fey AND Megan Mullally!!" And then she appeared and she was totally un-Karen because she was from an adoption agency and was supposed to evaluate Liz. And her voice! It's... normal! But there was one bit when I thought I could hear a high-pitched squeak. I'm sorry, but any other person could've done that. Sigh. Oh, Karen Walker...

I have him for MolBio lab!! Yay!! But then again, something weird happened. I'm like, so confused...

9 more days!! 9 more!!

Urgh! My voice is so hoarse it's so hard to swallow.

ANTM Recap: Immigration = Fierce!

Previously, on ANTM: Lauren Brie was eliminated, which was a travesty for only 15 minutes until you realized what a bore she was.

Holy crap! It's been such a long time, hasn't it? I wonder who reads this, because I kind of write this only for my own pleasure. It's like, erotica. Erotic, erotic, erotica.

Speaking of erotica, this might be the worse thing to put on! I mean, you actually cover your whole body including your head with that tight outfit. Could you actually die from suffocation?

Anyway, this season has many interesting topics. First was penis. Second was racism. This week, IMMIGRATION!!!

So anyway, in the bus, they're talking about how Europe views the world as half-empty. That is why they're so unsuccessful, you know? Anyway, Samantha asks Elina and Marjorie that they should have adapted to American culture...

And all of a sudden, Elina cries because she's insulted. Ohhhkayyy. Also, Elina lost points during the recap because she was bummed out that her 'girlfriend' Clark was eliminated. Oh Elina, just because you dared yourself to kiss her doesn't make her your girlfriend.

They're totally treated like refugees.

Anyway, Elina wins the challenge and gets to do a spread in Seventeen magazine for a "Holiday spread". This doesn't look like Christmas, right?

Well, apparently, Sheena finds this funny because Elina is an atheist. Dude, what were you thinking? Elina dressed up as Mary or something? Seriously, Sheena's the worst. She's like those people who are so self-righteous.

Anyway, Sheena decided to confront Elina. The conversation went like this:

"Bitch!"

"Bitch!"

"Bitch!"

"Bitch!"

"You did a Holiday spread! You're an atheist! How do you sleep at night? Bitch!"

Marjorie: She just called you a hypocrite!
Elina: I'm tired of fighting with this ho who looks like Sandra Oh.

"See? You can't even answer me! I'm just that good!"

"Are you finished?"

"Are you finished?"

Ok, first of all, I didn't even know Sheena was a bitch! I hate her! That doesn't make me side with Elina either. I mean, granted Elina is a wackjob, but she looks modelly, unlike Sheena. I'm sorry, but I think the thing that I kind of find not modelly about Sheena is her eyes. They're a bit cross-eyed.

Pack you're bags, y'all, coz we're going to AMSTERDAM!!!!!!

Why can't they go to Singapore?

Fucking Sheena. She says that Elina and Marjorie are the most spiteful towards her. Here she is laughing at Marjorie. Bitch!

You know what I hate more about her? Ok, so Joslyn and Elina are in the bottom two. And here she is whispering "Joslyn please!" Or something like that. Urgh!

Also, this week's elimination was so freaky. I was reading on Wikipedia that there was going to be a double elimination before the overseas travel, so I figured out that both Joslyn and Elina were gonna be eliminated...

And then Tyra says, "...and Joslyn, you'll be able to survive this"

Shot of Joslyn crying, and at this moment, I thought that Elina was booted off...

And then BAM!!! Tyra fooled us! Which just goes to show that you think you know Top Model, but you don't.

And Elina's in complete shock! I mean, this was the expression I had when I found out that High School Musical 3 was gonna be in cinemas.

Samantha's jaw dropped. That's why she has to keep it in place. Also, that is the expression I had when I found out that HSM 3 had a 67% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

Goodbye Joslyn. You were the only black girl so I thought you'd go further.

So 6 girls remain! Can you believe it? PLEASE KICK OFF SHEENA!!! I HATE HER!! If she wins I'm gonna throw up.

My Favourite Mistake

High School Musical reached the top of the US Box Office. That wasn't surprising. What was surprising was the fact that it's the highest opening for a musical movie. Can you believe it? This piece of crap people call a movie?

And Rotten Tomatoes gave this movie 66%. 66%!!! How generous! And most of the "Fresh" comments only were praising the choreography and dancing. I admit, the choreography and dancing wasn't that bad, but the songs were a bore, the storyline was even much more of a bore.

Why was it released in the theatres anyway?

PS: OMG I totally forgot about blogging about this! I may have or may have not seen Ashley Tisdale's cameltoe when she was wearing that skin-tight outfit. Call yourself a G-rated movie, Disney.

A Typical Bore

Watched High School Musical during the break. So here's my unbiased review on HSM 3: IT IS SO FREAKING.... AMAZING!!!! Haha very funny. I'm kidding. It sucked eggs.

Anyway, the summary of the movie goes like this: Oh wait! I forgot! It was bland, boring and confusing! Something about all of them having to go their separate ways after high school and they have to make a musical. Then something about Troy having to choose between basketball or his love for the theatre and blah blah blah snore. The back of a cereal box is much more interesting. Trust me.

The songs were totally unmemorable! The only musical number that wasn't horrible was this song that Troy and his friend sang at the junkyard. But then again, it was totally random because I was wondering "WTF are they doing at the junkyard?" And all of a sudden they were hanging out with Herbie or something.

After that I got fidgety. Everytime somebody opens their mouths to sing, I let out a huge sigh.

And the worst thing is the humour. They inserted jokes in the movie. The problem is, jokes are supposed to be funny. But somehow the whole cinema was laughing at something that isn't funny at all.

Irony! Fat cheerleader? Short black basketball player? I think the thing with HSM is that they're trying to insert extra characters and I'm like, "Who the fuck are you?" Seriously, I don't even know their names! All I know is Troy, Gabriella, Sharpay and Ryan. I don't know the black couple's names. That piano lady. The other extras. The fat cheerleader. That short basketballer. His friend. Sharpay's assistant. Seriously.

Anyway, I have to admit that Zac Efron's acting is OK, but sometimes he's like so overdramatic. And Vanessa Slutgens is a horrible actress.

The script was soooooo.... unpunny. It was bland and boring and not witty and a snore.

I know, it may seem that I'm biased because I hate High School Musical. That's not true. The first was OK. The second one was disgustingly horrible. The third was just as vomit-inducing.

Also, you may think that I'm those people who hate all those kiddy movies and only watch movies starring Judi Dench. Hey! I like a couple of Disney movies! Incredibles! Finding Nemo! Enchanted.

There! Enchanted is an example of a Disney musical that seriously rocks! At first I was like, "Eh!" before I watched it but that movie made me so warm and fuzzy and smiley. I even have Happy Working Song and Ever Ever After and That's How You Know in my iPod. Why did the movie rock? Because it actually catered to both children and adults.

High School Musical only caters to kids.

PS: Bad idea, Disney, for releasing HSM 3 in theatres, because if I watch it on TV, I have the ability to change the channel.

Far From Heaven

Wah freaking Lao!

The lecturer for Molecular Biology was this dashing guy with quite a sense of humor wearing Daniel Meade clothes and a slight Aussie accent. He explained that he'll be taking over most of the tutorials and practicals while You-Know-Hu will only take one tutorial and one practical class. After the lecture, I realized I had You-Know-Hu... for both tutorials and practicals!! OH MY GOD! I don't think I can handle it! That washed-out shirt he always wears! That accent I don't really get! That confused face I wear everytime he opens his mouth!

I cannot believe I am going to watch High School Musical 3 tomorrow, with people who refuse to watch Chicago. Anyway, I cannot believe that Singapore isn't going to show Changeling until in January!!! And it's supposed to premiere in a couple of days in the US. Can you believe it? Let's see...

A crappy-ass Disney movie that's supposed to be shown on TV starring all these slutty people who have limited acting range (with one of them attempting to act half their age) directed by some unknown guy with a fanbase consisting mainly of blind (and not to mention deaf) pre-teens who squeal at the sight of Zac Efron : they show in Singapore the day the movie premieres in the US.

On the other hand....

A movie directed by an Oscar-winning director Clint Eastwood starring Oscar-winning actress Angelina Jolie in a movie with a very interesting storyline and trailer : they show in Singapore months after the movie premieres in the US.

In The Bathroom

School has already started. Why do they have to jumble up everything? Now some of the Pharma students are in some of my classes, which is either gonna be a hit for several and a miss for the rest of the batch. And the worst thing is that I'm the minority of the group. Let's just cross our fingers.

Anyway, I have totally forgotten about the ANTM recap!

I wanna play this game called Little Big Planet!!! It looks so good!

This is one of the funniest things I've seen!!! It's Tyra teaching McCain to smile with his eyes.

That's Not My Name

School starts in Monday. I seriously have forgotten everything about science. It's like, what is an operon?

Anyway, I saw the tallest guy I have ever seen!! Like, he might be as tall as Yao Ming!! He was this Caucasian guy who was in Mustafa Centre and he was like, 7 feet tall. Everybody was like, looking up at him macam jakun and were all amazed/disgusted like as if he was the Elephant Man or something.

Where the hell did my money go? Sigh.

Ever since the beginning of puasa, this guy keeps on calling me every 2 or 3 days. The first couple of times I would tell him he has the wrong number. Then usually when he calls, I would just ignore his call. The freaky thing is that his number is very similar to mine. And then I got fed up and confronted him and he was explaining that last time his friend had my new number. And I was like "Fine." And he kind of apologized and I kind of felt a little bad because I was kind of mean to him. So since then I didn't get a call from him, until freaking today. Like, what? Are you that fucking stupid to not use the phonebook menu? Or is your handphone those that look like a humungous cordless phone? Seriously, if he calls me one more time I am so going to call his phone in the middle of the night. I mean, they can't trace calls right? It's not against the law to call somebody only to 'realise' that it's the wrong number, right? Urgh!

Anyway, I was reading somewhere that during the elections, there is gonna be a portion of those who surveyed that they are going to vote for Obama will vote for McCain in the poll booths because they are anonymous racists and would only support Obama publicly because they don't want to be seen as racist. And seriously, watch this.

That is just sad. I mean, if McCain wins, and later dies or something because he is like, old as hell, Sarah Palin will be the first woman president. HAHAHA!!! It's like a comedy. But a sad one.

ANTM Recap: Quasimodo = Fierce!

Previously, on ANTM: Lauren Brie looked like a stroke victim. Elina is still pretty. Clark went home and nobody cared.


So the show starts with Elina telling us that she was from Ukraine and that her mother was a control freak. I, on the other hand, hope Elina wins because she actually is pretty in the unique way. Seriously, this girl is georgous.





Hey! Lauren Brie has a confessional! Lauren Brie talks about how the judges want to see more of her personality. And at that exact moment, I think, "Holy crap! She's a goner!"

Work that cerebral infarction!

Guess who uses Photoshop?

Anyway, this week involves Tyra coaching the girls to find their signature poses. I know, sounds really informative, right? Well... not really.

And this! Marjorie is really scary. I mean, does she have osteoporosis or something?

I now hate Sheena. She doesn't take any good photos and come to think of it, she doesn't really have any modelling potential. At all.


This week's photoshoot is the dumbest thing ever. Honestly, Tyra's ego has struck again. It involves the girls being in an award's ceremony, The Fiercees, which was shown on the Tyra Banks Show. And by some stroke of luck, I got to watch it. It is supposedly an annual thing. Like, really? And I actually switched the channel halfway because it was so bad. It was dumb and stupid because they had categories like "Worst Makeover Meltdown" and "Craziest Phone Call". Like, no Best Photo or Best Walk?

Give it up already.

Read: No modelling potential. Honestly, if she wins I'm gonna throw up!

Hey! This photo isn't so bad, right? I dunno, the judges just lambasted her.

So you think, Lauren Brie is definitely getting it. Until you realize that this is ANTM and not in actual fact a modelling competition. Thus, that old hag gets a photo.

I have to admit she doesn't really have a great personality, but it's so sad.

7 girls remain! Kick off Sheena! Next week's the recap episode.