Monday, November 03, 2008

The Crap I Call Hair

Urgh! I seriously did something stupid today. Went to Loyang Point to buy some stuff, and so I randomly decided to go cut my hair because it was getting a little disgusting. So when I was walking back home, I was thinking about how amazing my new haircut is. So when I reached home I realized that my hair freaking sucked!!!!! Tell me WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! I may be mad I may be blind I may be viciously unkind...

Ok whatever... So anyway, I honestly thought I had a Samantha from ANTM haircut because my back is shorter and my front is kinda like the same, but now I look like I have the hair of a Russian child prostitute whose hair is cut by their mother!!! Also, it looks like as if my head is abnormally shaped. It's disgusting. How am I supposed to go to school tomorrow like this? To top it all off, I'm bound to be late and the first period is lectures, which means that I'm going to be coming in the LT when the lecture's starting... and people are gonna be whispering "What died on his head?" OH! MY GOD!!!! Ok I'm totally being overdramatic.

Anyway, I'm totally pissed off with my brother! Ok, so he totally wants to buy this game Guitar Hero: World Tour. I'm like, whatever. I mean, those Guitar Hero series games are only fun the first half hour, because I usually know one or two songs. Seriously, one of the Guitar Hero games my cousin has contains songs I don't know except for Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne. So yesterday, he randomly asked me to chip in for the game. First of all, I don't even play this game!!! Also, this upcoming game actually requires you to buy the physical instrument because it doesn't allow you to use the normal controller. And he thinks that we're making some Jonas Brothers garage band or something. Also, I checked out the songlist and like, what the hell are these songs? I only know 5% of these songs!

OMG remember Goosebumps? Remember how when you were a kid, you were fascinated by the fact that the text had bumps on it, and you thought that i was cool? Good times.

Stop showing me off like as if I'm some kind of trophy or something.