Wednesday, August 15, 2007

When Birds Attack

Today I was totally harassed by two birds yesterday. So I bought Old Chang Kee at Century Square and went to the bus stop and I was waiting for the bus when I suddenly saw two birds approaching me. I hadn't eaten the Old Chang Kee yet and was holding it and the birds were like, two feet away from me! I tried to move my feet around and they didn't budge!!! I was kind of amused at first because they were totally eyeing on my food and so I tried moving back and they followed me!! Then I kind of spontaneously shouted "OH MY GOD!!!" and there was another person at the bus stop and she turned to look at me in a "not-another-hobo" kind of way. Then, when I was the only one in the bus stop I tried walking around the bus stop and they didn't stop following me!!! That's when I kind of got scared because c'mon, who wouldn't be! Then I totally did something stupid and kind of told them off. Ya, I'm like those crazy cat ladies. Then one of the birds regurgitated something out of its mouth. Ya, ok whatever.

Anyway, I'm bloody loud and sometimes I don't realise it! I think I'm partially deaf or something!

So we're doing the reproductive system for Human Anatomy and during the tutorial today, this girl sitting beside me said, "Ew! This is so gross lah! It's so disgusting!" and I just wanted to slap her because she said it in a way that primary school students say when learning about puberty. I mean, come on!!

I had an epiphany this afternoon. I look like I'm growing a mullet!!!!

Yay!! I borrowed "Falling Into You" by Celine Dion at the library! Madly in love with All By Myself! And I also borrowed "Stripped" and "Back To Basics" by Christina Aguilera, and "Jagged Little Pill" by Alanis Morissette! Yay!

Why do I keep doing stupid things?!!!