ANTM Cycle 9: Attack Of The Dopplegangers

The pictures of ANTM 9 were released! Hooray!!! And I have to say half of them are dead ringers to either past contestants or celebrities. It's a pity none of the celebrities are supermodels. Seriously. So, I'm gonna rank them from least favourite to most favourite.

AMBREALLeast favourite! She looks like Brandy the clown from Cycle 4. And she's just as scary looking in the group shot.

HEATHER

Meh! And in her group shot she kind of looks pale. And she looks old in this shot.

EBONY

Looks like a darker Anchal. Except that Anchal is prettier and she doesn't look like a bitch.

KIMBERLY

Looks like Phoebe from Friends, only horsier. And she looks short.

MILA

OMG she totally looks like Nicolette Sheridan/Edie!!! So that means that she looks old heavily botoxed and she's bloody short! In the group shot, she looks like that woman from CSI: Miami.

JANET

The lovechild of Cycle 4 Naima and Ashley Judd. She actually looks 10000 times better than Naima, who looks like a total trainwreck and I totally hated her mohawk! I thought she looked good until I saw her groupshot and she looks like a man.

SARAH

She's supposed to be the fat one I think. She looks kind of meh here but looked better in the group shot and she doesn't look like this.

BIANCAOMG she totally looks like Brandy of Brandy & Monica here! But hate how the colour of her hair is totally weird!

VICTORIA

She looks like Vanessa Carlton! But her torso shape is so oddly-shaped in that angle!

LISA

Her clothes reek "waitress-chic"! She kind of looks like Jade C6 in the group shot. But she looks kind of pretty.

JENAHIn the group shot, she looks like that woman in the OC. I don't watch the OC, but doesn't she look like that woman in OC? But in this shot she totally looks like Eva Green. But she looks scared.

SALEISHAShe looks like a slimmer and nicer C4's Keenyah. And she has Rihanna's forehead! I hope she isn't a bitch.

CHANTAL

OMG this is by far the best-looking girl out of the bunch! She kind of looks like Denise Richards and she actually has personal style! She'd better win this competition! She'd better not be a bitch/not have a personality/suck in photos/be a bad walker! Ok actually she looks like a supermodel, as compared to the other 12.