Yay! My exams are FINALLY! over. Thank God! Because I've been getting so stressed and was kind of nuts. Two nights ago I totally shouted at my brother because he was playing his yucky Malay music really loud! Not that I'm against regional music, it's just that Malay songs sound the same and all they talk about is either love or flowers. What the hell do I know? So anyway, my brother was playing loudly and I was so pissed off that I shouted like a crazy person. And OMG I AM LOUD! It was like as if the collective voices of Jennifer Hudson and Beyonce singing at the Oscars came into my pharynx/larynx/don't care what the voice box is called.
So anyway, the weather today was soooo bloody nice I decided to walk to the SAFRA bus-stop and it was so windy and nice. Then halfway through, it started to rain and now I have a huge headache!
I caught up with all my taped shows. Boo!! Where's Desperate Housewives when you need them. Watched America's Got Talent. And the title should be more of a question than a statement. America's Got Talent? Anyway, they actually gave a thumbs up to this stripper! She came out of the curtains looking like Snow White and then did burlesque moves and all of a sudden her clothes were shredded off her body! I dunno, maybe her mother told her that Snow White had to pay the dwarves by giving sexual favours. Ok, that was gross. Anyway, she interviews that she's gonna impress Brandy. Yes, if Brandy becomes a lesbian next time. Maybe next time she's gonna perform as Little Red "Riding" Ho. Ok, that was gross too!
Then there was this weird flamboyant guy wearing Victoria's Secret wings and heavy make-up and he balanced a tip of a knife with another tip of another knife protruding from his mouth. It's actually good, except that I was kind of freaked out by him because he said that he can be God for someone. Umm... Yeah...
Then there was this girl who sang And I Am Telling You and she seriously sounds like Jennifer Hudson, especially during the part when she sounds like a hippo. The British judge told her that she needed to change her hair colour because she's a redhead. What utter prejudice! I hope Prince Harry sues his ass!
Anyway, FINALLY! Brothers and Sisters is getting a little bit better, but not as good as other shows. Well, the main storyline goes like this. So the family business is going bankrupt and they're supposed to sell some of their assets and they had to sell this family ranch. So the matriarch mother (who looks really drunk all the time for some unknown reason) wants everyone to go to the ranch during the weekends for one last time. All the children lie that they are busy. Yeah, busy sneaking into the ranch (since they assume that nobody's there) and they make sweet love to their respective lovers. So eventually, everybody ends up there (including the mother). I don't even know any of their names, so I'll give them nicknames. So there's the Sterile one, the Druggie one, the Gay one, the "My-Daughter-Is-A-Diabetic" one and last but not least, there's Ally McBeal. So Sterile is angry with Druggie because he's a druggie. So Sterile goes to Gay to ask for his sperm to impregnate Mrs. Sterile and wants the baby to have the family features. But Gay doesn't want to because he says that the child would be shocked to find out his biological father. So "Diabetic-Daughter" is disappointed at Gay because they're all family. Then they all bicker and stuff at the dinner table and Drunk Mom discovers that Sterile is sterile and then Druggie finds out too and asks why Sterile didn't come to Druggie. Sterile hates Druggie and Druggie is sad. So he approaches Sterile after dinner and tells him that in the Iraq (where they don't have maps and can't locate America! How tragic!) he didn't help an enemy who was about to die. So he owes a life or something like that. So eventually, both Druggie and Gay decide to do a "Lucky Dip" where they don't know whose sperm it belongs to! Poor kid! So it's all good!
And my friend said that they actually cut a lot of things out of the TV show because of Gay and Gay's Lover kissing or something! Ok, that's kind of stupid that they actually give a "PG-Rating" due to mature themes, then they cut it! Sometimes I hate Channel 5! They cropped the scene where Janice made out with Tyra and the entire storyline of Kim and Sarah being lesbian lovers!
Currently listening to:
Sober - Kelly Clarkson