Anyway, I have a cut under my thumbnail!!! Yes, and it's both itchy and painful! And there's actually a striation in the middle of my nail and I am so terrified it might fall apart or something! Seriously! I dunno how it got there! It's like, all of a sudden I see blood coming from the tips of my thumb! And I scraped my foot against some sharp metal thing and a whole chunk of skin is now flapping on my foot! I don't have plaster and everytime I walk past Watsons or Guardian I tend to forget about plasters. Ok what am I rambling about?
I was watching TV on Sunday and OMG!!!! You have to check out this show called Crank Yankers!!! It's like a show where people prank call other people and they reenact the scene with puppets!! It's so bloody funny!! There was one time where this guy pretended to be Jessica Simpson's assistant and called a spa for an appointment, then he told the woman on the phone to be wary because she has a penis! And HAHAHAH!!!! Then the puppet of Jessica Simpson would be trying on clothes and you could see something at the crotch area!! HAHAHAHA!!!
My papers have been fantastic! Ok, not really, they're just fine. I'm totally sick of studying!! I seriously do not know how I went through O Levels, because I'm kind of more stressed out for a semestral examination than an international exam that determines your fate in the future. Ok I'm rambling.
So I was doing my work minding my own business when all of a sudden, I HEAR NATASHA'S VOICE ON THE TELEVISION!!!! So I kind of rushed to the television and apparently, they're coming on next week or something. I dunno, I was too excited and fantasizing about Natasha on my television!! WOOT!!!! Yay!!! And I still can't believe I haven't seen Natasha on Tyra Show! Tyra you manipulating hag! You just want Natasha-holics to watch your crappy third-rate show!!
Don't cross me! I might beat you up, just like what Bjork did! What? Well, watch the video then. And all I can say is WOW!!! I'd pay to watch Bjork fighting reporters! And she looks pissed as hell!!!! WELCOME TO BANGKOK!!! Ok so Biochem is tomorrow!! And last paper on Thursday! WOOT!
PS: I'm still not studying. Boohoo! OMG I forgot to mention this totally important and traumatising event that happened today! Ok I'm exaggerating, but I got trapped in the lift for about one minute. Ya, because when the lift reached my floor, it opened, then it stopped opening. So there's like a one-inch gap. And I kind of panicked because I was so scared the lift might fall like how it did in Speed, and I tried prying the door open but because of my sore thumb I couldn't do it! And I was terrified to press the alarm button because I didn't really want to make a ruckus and have the SCDF come over and rescue me when they have better things to do like rescue cats from trees. So after like, pushing the "Door Open" button repeatedly, I just decided to push all the buttons at once and the door opened!!!! So a lesson to all out there, if you're trapped in a lift, push your palm on all the buttons and you'll be rescued!
OMG I am suddenly in love with this singer called Delta Goodrem. She's and Australian singer and that is why nobody really knows her, except for Australians! OMG I love her songs! She kind of sings while playing a piano but it's kind of ballad-pop oriented. Totally love her songs "Innocent Eyes" and "Lost Without You".
OK I'm off to eat first, then I'll get back to studying! Curse you, Citric Acid Cycle!