Wednesday, August 08, 2007

I'ma Klutz

You know, overall this week, I have fallen twice while going up the stairs, nearly fallen when I wanted to rise from the chair and move my feet out, nearly collided into a pillar, and even approached a total stranger thinking that you know that person until realising that they are a total stranger.

Ok, so I now have a tendency to go up the stairs by two steps a time, so I fell once when I was going upstairs to my apartment. No, I didn't like, get a concussion, I just lost my balance and fell. So it wasn't embarrassing because there was nobody around. So that was on Monday, the moment when I inhaled all the volatile substances in the stupid lab and became groggy as hell! So the next day, after I ate at the canteen, I was going up the stairs in front of the entrance when I fell, AGAIN!!! I was like, "Feet! Do your job properly!!" And it was so bloody memalukan diri. And I seriously thought I was going crazy.

Ok, so anyway, this morning I was happily walking to my tutorial class and I was checking my timetable and I didn't realise that I was about to walk into those circular pillars. Then during lunch, when I wanted to stand up and walk around, I dragged my chair backwards like normal sober people would, then I lifted my leg and it was caught in between my friend's bag handle thingy (my vocab has become limited) and when I wanted to lift it again, I lost my balance and nearly fell.

Then when I was at Popular, I saw this girl who was a dead ringer to Sarah, but I didn't want to approach her because she might think I'm some crazy hobo, but then she looked at me and I was pointing at her in a "Hey!" manner and she approached me and I was like, "What are you doing here?" and then upon close up, IT WASN'T HER!!!! And I said, "OMG I thought you were my friend!" OMG that was so memalukan diri!!!!

And all this happened after the Organic Chem lab. Seriously, don't do drugs!

Oh BTW, today when I wanted to go upstairs to my apartment, I saw a drunk couple. Both were fat and they were about to have sex, I think. I dunno, I could totally see the guy's boxers and the girl was slurring and grunting to him to go upstairs. She was dragging his shirt. Umm... ew.