OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!
But before I begin with the finale of Desperate Housewives, 10 minutes before the show started and I was anticipating a mind-blowing finale ever!!!!, SOME SICK FUCK UPSTAIRS THREW UP FROM THE WINDOW OF THE ROOM THAT'S UPSTAIRS FROM MY BEDROOM!!!!!!! I don't care if you're bulimic or drunk or ate too much, use the bloody toilet!!!!! It's bad if it was raining vomit and smells worse than 17-year-old spoiled pumpkin, some of the fucking puke actually landed on the platform outside my window!!!!!! I shouted "OI!!!" and now I kind of wish that I hurled some vulgarities at that person. Seriously, the puke smelled like puke, as in kind of how ammonia goes right up your nose! And it smells like half-digested coffee beans. Yucks is all I've got to say!!! So I kind of spent the first 5 minutes washing away the vomit from the platform! Yucks!
So anyway, ON TO DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES!!!! YAY!!!!
Ok so the finale was actually kind of boring to tell you the truth. The Gabrielle storyline was boring except for the fact that FINALLY!!!!, Gaby realised that Victor doesn't love her. I mean, come on, when your fiance subconsciously calls you a "stupid woman" you just cancel the whole bloody wedding! Poor Gabrielle! Get back with Carlos!!!
And Bree's storyline was totally expected! I mean, so we're supposed to believe that Bree isn't pregnant when Orson removed her belly-strap thingy? I mean, come on!!!!
Susan's storyline was kind of lame. I'm sorry, but even if it's supposed to be some sort of small private wedding, at least invite the other housewives!! Maybe that would make Edie busy or something!
I must say that Lynette's storyline has been the best throughout the season, from Nora, to Nora's death, to Rick, to cancer! And that Kayla is one huge bitch in the making! OMG you just wanna slap that girl!
The only shocker for the finale was Edie's suicide! And I have to say, I was totally shocked!!! And I am proud of the fact that I didn't look at the spoilers! Yay!!! Being shocked is fun!!! Ok so anyway, yeah Edie was a slutty slutty whore throughout the series, but I totally felt bad for her when Carlos confronted Edie during the wedding! Who can blame her for wanting Carlos! And seriously, how can you write a suicide note to Carlos and not write anything for Travers? Well, get well soon! Here's hoping that the scarf rips off or the ceiling can't hold your weight and collapses or Carlos suddenly runs in in time to save you! Get well soon, Edie!