I had a really weird dream last night. I dreamt that I was in the desert and there were hilltops and valleys and there was this huge tent (like a marquee) sitting on the hilltop and it was like, vertical. Then there were camels and there was like this hot air balloon show and I was with my cousins and all. It's really weird. I wanted to tell my cousins the weird logic of a tent being perfectly stable on a vertical 80 degrees (or something like that) slope but they all told me to stop saying that! That's because they know it's a dream!!! When I was young, I heard that everyone in your dreams is a ghost or spirit or something. Oh and early this week I dreamt of Human Anatomy. I was in a tutorial and the teacher asked me some question. I forgot what it was, and I only remember my reply, which was "because it's Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger!" in a techno voice. Really creepy.
I ate about a dozen chicken wings yesterday! Thank God for high metabolism!
Yay! My exams are FINALLY! over. Thank God! Because I've been getting so stressed and was kind of nuts. Two nights ago I totally shouted at my brother because he was playing his yucky Malay music really loud! Not that I'm against regional music, it's just that Malay songs sound the same and all they talk about is either love or flowers. What the hell do I know? So anyway, my brother was playing loudly and I was so pissed off that I shouted like a crazy person. And OMG I AM LOUD! It was like as if the collective voices of Jennifer Hudson and Beyonce singing at the Oscars came into my pharynx/larynx/don't care what the voice box is called.
So anyway, the weather today was soooo bloody nice I decided to walk to the SAFRA bus-stop and it was so windy and nice. Then halfway through, it started to rain and now I have a huge headache!
I caught up with all my taped shows. Boo!! Where's Desperate Housewives when you need them. Watched America's Got Talent. And the title should be more of a question than a statement. America's Got Talent? Anyway, they actually gave a thumbs up to this stripper! She came out of the curtains looking like Snow White and then did burlesque moves and all of a sudden her clothes were shredded off her body! I dunno, maybe her mother told her that Snow White had to pay the dwarves by giving sexual favours. Ok, that was gross. Anyway, she interviews that she's gonna impress Brandy. Yes, if Brandy becomes a lesbian next time. Maybe next time she's gonna perform as Little Red "Riding" Ho. Ok, that was gross too!
Then there was this weird flamboyant guy wearing Victoria's Secret wings and heavy make-up and he balanced a tip of a knife with another tip of another knife protruding from his mouth. It's actually good, except that I was kind of freaked out by him because he said that he can be God for someone. Umm... Yeah...
Then there was this girl who sang And I Am Telling You and she seriously sounds like Jennifer Hudson, especially during the part when she sounds like a hippo. The British judge told her that she needed to change her hair colour because she's a redhead. What utter prejudice! I hope Prince Harry sues his ass!
Anyway, FINALLY! Brothers and Sisters is getting a little bit better, but not as good as other shows. Well, the main storyline goes like this. So the family business is going bankrupt and they're supposed to sell some of their assets and they had to sell this family ranch. So the matriarch mother (who looks really drunk all the time for some unknown reason) wants everyone to go to the ranch during the weekends for one last time. All the children lie that they are busy. Yeah, busy sneaking into the ranch (since they assume that nobody's there) and they make sweet love to their respective lovers. So eventually, everybody ends up there (including the mother). I don't even know any of their names, so I'll give them nicknames. So there's the Sterile one, the Druggie one, the Gay one, the "My-Daughter-Is-A-Diabetic" one and last but not least, there's Ally McBeal. So Sterile is angry with Druggie because he's a druggie. So Sterile goes to Gay to ask for his sperm to impregnate Mrs. Sterile and wants the baby to have the family features. But Gay doesn't want to because he says that the child would be shocked to find out his biological father. So "Diabetic-Daughter" is disappointed at Gay because they're all family. Then they all bicker and stuff at the dinner table and Drunk Mom discovers that Sterile is sterile and then Druggie finds out too and asks why Sterile didn't come to Druggie. Sterile hates Druggie and Druggie is sad. So he approaches Sterile after dinner and tells him that in the Iraq (where they don't have maps and can't locate America! How tragic!) he didn't help an enemy who was about to die. So he owes a life or something like that. So eventually, both Druggie and Gay decide to do a "Lucky Dip" where they don't know whose sperm it belongs to! Poor kid! So it's all good!
And my friend said that they actually cut a lot of things out of the TV show because of Gay and Gay's Lover kissing or something! Ok, that's kind of stupid that they actually give a "PG-Rating" due to mature themes, then they cut it! Sometimes I hate Channel 5! They cropped the scene where Janice made out with Tyra and the entire storyline of Kim and Sarah being lesbian lovers!
Let's ask this pretty beauty queen, because she's such a role model for youths in America! And because America is such a developed country, she's a role model to the world! Yay!
I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as South Africa and uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children.
Yes, my butt is still not off the computer chair. Just like Tyra, SO WHAT!!! And I have to say, this video is like, mind-bogglingly self-contradictory. Ok, firstly, you misinterpreted the question. Secondly, US should help South Africa?! Isn't it supposed to be Africa?! Thirdly, "The Iraq"?! Fourthly, "the Asian countries?" Are you dumb?! OMG we don't need your education!!! We're fine, thank you very much! I know that Abraham Lincoln is not the first President. Fifthly, "everywhere like such as and"?! Hahah!! Sixthly, "I believe that they should our education". And lastly, you poor people who don't have maps!!! How tragic! I wonder how you people get to your destinations such as like K-Mart!
I have to say, THANK GOD I LIVE IN THE ASIA, because some people like such as should she be need to be learned by greatest teachers because much like Whitney, I believe that the children are our future.
Ok, if I get stuck on one of the questions for tomorrow's Biochem test and don't know the answer, I am so going to write "I believe that the US should help the Iraq and other countries such as like for example exscetrah!"
Anyway, I have a cut under my thumbnail!!! Yes, and it's both itchy and painful! And there's actually a striation in the middle of my nail and I am so terrified it might fall apart or something! Seriously! I dunno how it got there! It's like, all of a sudden I see blood coming from the tips of my thumb! And I scraped my foot against some sharp metal thing and a whole chunk of skin is now flapping on my foot! I don't have plaster and everytime I walk past Watsons or Guardian I tend to forget about plasters. Ok what am I rambling about?
I was watching TV on Sunday and OMG!!!! You have to check out this show called Crank Yankers!!! It's like a show where people prank call other people and they reenact the scene with puppets!! It's so bloody funny!! There was one time where this guy pretended to be Jessica Simpson's assistant and called a spa for an appointment, then he told the woman on the phone to be wary because she has a penis! And HAHAHAH!!!! Then the puppet of Jessica Simpson would be trying on clothes and you could see something at the crotch area!! HAHAHAHA!!!
My papers have been fantastic! Ok, not really, they're just fine. I'm totally sick of studying!! I seriously do not know how I went through O Levels, because I'm kind of more stressed out for a semestral examination than an international exam that determines your fate in the future. Ok I'm rambling.
So I was doing my work minding my own business when all of a sudden, I HEAR NATASHA'S VOICE ON THE TELEVISION!!!! So I kind of rushed to the television and apparently, they're coming on next week or something. I dunno, I was too excited and fantasizing about Natasha on my television!! WOOT!!!! Yay!!! And I still can't believe I haven't seen Natasha on Tyra Show! Tyra you manipulating hag! You just want Natasha-holics to watch your crappy third-rate show!!
Don't cross me! I might beat you up, just like what Bjork did! What? Well, watch the video then. And all I can say is WOW!!! I'd pay to watch Bjork fighting reporters! And she looks pissed as hell!!!! WELCOME TO BANGKOK!!! Ok so Biochem is tomorrow!! And last paper on Thursday! WOOT!
PS: I'm still not studying. Boohoo! OMG I forgot to mention this totally important and traumatising event that happened today! Ok I'm exaggerating, but I got trapped in the lift for about one minute. Ya, because when the lift reached my floor, it opened, then it stopped opening. So there's like a one-inch gap. And I kind of panicked because I was so scared the lift might fall like how it did in Speed, and I tried prying the door open but because of my sore thumb I couldn't do it! And I was terrified to press the alarm button because I didn't really want to make a ruckus and have the SCDF come over and rescue me when they have better things to do like rescue cats from trees. So after like, pushing the "Door Open" button repeatedly, I just decided to push all the buttons at once and the door opened!!!! So a lesson to all out there, if you're trapped in a lift, push your palm on all the buttons and you'll be rescued!
OMG I am suddenly in love with this singer called Delta Goodrem. She's and Australian singer and that is why nobody really knows her, except for Australians! OMG I love her songs! She kind of sings while playing a piano but it's kind of ballad-pop oriented. Totally love her songs "Innocent Eyes" and "Lost Without You".
OK I'm off to eat first, then I'll get back to studying! Curse you, Citric Acid Cycle!
The pictures of ANTM 9 were released! Hooray!!! And I have to say half of them are dead ringers to either past contestants or celebrities. It's a pity none of the celebrities are supermodels. Seriously. So, I'm gonna rank them from least favourite to most favourite.
AMBREALLeast favourite! She looks like Brandy the clown from Cycle 4. And she's just as scary looking in the group shot.
HEATHER
Meh! And in her group shot she kind of looks pale. And she looks old in this shot.
EBONY
Looks like a darker Anchal. Except that Anchal is prettier and she doesn't look like a bitch.
KIMBERLY
Looks like Phoebe from Friends, only horsier. And she looks short.
MILA
OMG she totally looks like Nicolette Sheridan/Edie!!! So that means that she looks old heavily botoxed and she's bloody short! In the group shot, she looks like that woman from CSI: Miami.
JANET
The lovechild of Cycle 4 Naima and Ashley Judd. She actually looks 10000 times better than Naima, who looks like a total trainwreck and I totally hated her mohawk! I thought she looked good until I saw her groupshot and she looks like a man.
SARAH
She's supposed to be the fat one I think. She looks kind of meh here but looked better in the group shot and she doesn't look like this.
BIANCAOMG she totally looks like Brandy of Brandy & Monica here! But hate how the colour of her hair is totally weird!
VICTORIA
She looks like Vanessa Carlton! But her torso shape is so oddly-shaped in that angle!
LISA
Her clothes reek "waitress-chic"! She kind of looks like Jade C6 in the group shot. But she looks kind of pretty.
JENAHIn the group shot, she looks like that woman in the OC. I don't watch the OC, but doesn't she look like that woman in OC? But in this shot she totally looks like Eva Green. But she looks scared.
SALEISHAShe looks like a slimmer and nicer C4's Keenyah. And she has Rihanna's forehead! I hope she isn't a bitch.
CHANTAL
OMG this is by far the best-looking girl out of the bunch! She kind of looks like Denise Richards and she actually has personal style! She'd better win this competition! She'd better not be a bitch/not have a personality/suck in photos/be a bad walker! Ok actually she looks like a supermodel, as compared to the other 12.
This song is stuck in my head! And it's kind of nice. PIPC was OK for me. Yay! Great, 4 more stupid subjects next week.
BTW I just found out that John Travolta is in Hairspray as a woman! Hahaha!!! At first when I saw those commercials I thought he would be acting as like, I dunno Zac Efron's cool dad with slicked hair or something. Wow, from acting in Grease to a woman in Hairspray.
Oh BTW I am totally fallen in love with this singer called India.Arie! There's a dot in between her name. The dot represents "I'm-a-great-singer-but-apparently-shitty-singers-like-Sean-Kingston-is-more- popular-than-me". And seriously! Listen to her song "I Am Not My Hair"! I have to admit that it's such a refreshing song! And the lyrics totally mean a lot. Unlike "You got me suicidal!" Urgh! And I was watching TRL and a fortnight ago, Sean Kingston was on TRL and it was noted that he doesn't use profanities in his lyrics. Then he replied that he wanted to be a inspiration to youngsters. Umm... firstly, you're 17! Secondly, oh ok so you inspire other youngsters to slash their wrists whenever their girlfriends dump them. You are such an inspiration! Don't listen to Beautiful Girls! It's yucky!
PS: OMG I wanted to see how Britney Spears blogs and went to her official site and it is the most funniest thing ever!!! Haha, so she wants her die-hard fans (which you can count with your 10 fingers) to vote for the title to her next album. So, it's kind of cool, right? Right? Ok so here are the options:
I'm not kidding with this! Google her and you will see that Britney really is crazy. 1. OMG is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like 2. What if the Joke is on You 3. Down boy 4. Integrity 5. Dignity
Holy crap! I spent the whole day doing past-year papers for PIPC and wow! I did so well for my PIPC test and focused on other subjects. So yesterday I revised and today I was doing the exam papers and I am totally going to die in the exam room!
No time to do anything except go crazy and STUDY!!!!!
FYI yesterday watched that stupid Live The Dream. I have to make a mental note to not watch it in future. It sucks because there's these women who try to sing Christina Aguilera and Whitney Houston songs and they totally can't hit the high notes. And the judges are like, "BRAVO!!" Yay! Singapore's got talent! Urgh!!
I'm going crazy! I'm actually going to Wikipedia and like doing more research on PIPC and reassure myself. See, that's commitment. Ok bye!
Why do I keep on falling down?!!!! I fell down yet again today when going up the stairs. I think my feet are possessed or something. Actually, I didn't fall down like how pregnant women fall down and end up having a miscarriage, I just lost my balance and would break my fall with my hands. Thank goodness I'm not armless, I would be dead.
So anyway, exams are in two days. And I have to admit, I am actually studying more than what I studied during O Levels. Ya, go figure.
Boo! No more Desperate Housewives! Apparently Season 4 is coming in September in the US. Lucky Americans. Speaking of which, I found out that Nicolette Sheriden is British! She was on Ellen and she actually seems nice! And she actually looks much prettier on Ellen than on Desperate Housewives, where she looks like a vein-y old slut.
The only show I'm watching is Brothers & Sisters, so I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel for entertainment. Actually, it's kind of boring in a political kind of way. Like, one of the daughters is a Republican and the mother is a Democrat and blah blah blah the brother's sterile so he cannot make babies, so he tells his wife and they end up having sex in a coat room during a formal party blah blah blah.
Exams on Friday! I'm totally ready! Ok I'm actually not.
But before I begin with the finale of Desperate Housewives, 10 minutes before the show started and I was anticipating a mind-blowing finale ever!!!!, SOME SICK FUCK UPSTAIRS THREW UP FROM THE WINDOW OF THE ROOM THAT'S UPSTAIRS FROM MY BEDROOM!!!!!!! I don't care if you're bulimic or drunk or ate too much, use the bloody toilet!!!!! It's bad if it was raining vomit and smells worse than 17-year-old spoiled pumpkin, some of the fucking puke actually landed on the platform outside my window!!!!!! I shouted "OI!!!" and now I kind of wish that I hurled some vulgarities at that person. Seriously, the puke smelled like puke, as in kind of how ammonia goes right up your nose! And it smells like half-digested coffee beans. Yucks is all I've got to say!!! So I kind of spent the first 5 minutes washing away the vomit from the platform! Yucks!
So anyway, ON TO DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES!!!! YAY!!!! Ok so the finale was actually kind of boring to tell you the truth. The Gabrielle storyline was boring except for the fact that FINALLY!!!!, Gaby realised that Victor doesn't love her. I mean, come on, when your fiance subconsciously calls you a "stupid woman" you just cancel the whole bloody wedding! Poor Gabrielle! Get back with Carlos!!!
And Bree's storyline was totally expected! I mean, so we're supposed to believe that Bree isn't pregnant when Orson removed her belly-strap thingy? I mean, come on!!!!
Susan's storyline was kind of lame. I'm sorry, but even if it's supposed to be some sort of small private wedding, at least invite the other housewives!! Maybe that would make Edie busy or something!
I must say that Lynette's storyline has been the best throughout the season, from Nora, to Nora's death, to Rick, to cancer! And that Kayla is one huge bitch in the making! OMG you just wanna slap that girl!
The only shocker for the finale was Edie's suicide! And I have to say, I was totally shocked!!! And I am proud of the fact that I didn't look at the spoilers! Yay!!! Being shocked is fun!!! Ok so anyway, yeah Edie was a slutty slutty whore throughout the series, but I totally felt bad for her when Carlos confronted Edie during the wedding! Who can blame her for wanting Carlos! And seriously, how can you write a suicide note to Carlos and not write anything for Travers? Well, get well soon! Here's hoping that the scarf rips off or the ceiling can't hold your weight and collapses or Carlos suddenly runs in in time to save you! Get well soon, Edie!
I've just finished doing notes on all the topics of Biochem! YAY!! Hooray for me!!
This morning I bought the Sunday New Paper. And on the cover page, there was this woman in a bikini top or something like that. And then I saw this old chee ko who picked up the newspaper and bought it (he was in front of me in the queue) and he folded the newspaper in half and only her torso was showing and there wasn't much text and he was staring intently at it! What a sick pervert!! And he's like, in his 50s! What a bloody perv!
Anyway, I was watching The Hills yesterday on MTV and was wondering what all the fuss is about. I was watching TRL and they had the cast of The Hills guest starring and everybody was cheering and stuff. So I watched it and it's the most boring thing ever! It's supposed to be some reality show, but it actually looks too good to be reality show. I mean, come on! The dialog seems so scripted! I'm not bothered to explain further the stupidity of the show!
Desperate Housewives finale tomorrow!!!!! I'm actually quite sad about it because after Desperate Housewives, there's not gonna be anything on television I can watch. No ANTM, no Ugly Betty, no DH, no Project Runway! When the hell is Project Runway going to continue?! Oh BTW, The Office IS COMING BACK!!!! Yay!!! They had those previews on Star World and it's coming back in September!
I might be taking French lessons next semester. It's part of some Inter-Disciplinary thingy-majigy thing that we are supposed to take. It's compulsory. The only language based subjects were Japanese and French. I actually wanted to learn Spanish because it's kind of easier than French. And Japanese seems so bloody hard!
BTW there's somebody funny on YouTube!! His name is Rocci and he's a vlogger. Hey, I wanna be one! But then it seems so leceh with the uploading and stuff. Oh and his entries are kind of like stand-up comedy. And it's bloody funny/amusing. Here, watch this, it's his latest post and if you think he's funny, watch his other videos! Oh and he actually responds to all those text comments, which is kind of cool and a bit pathetic.
Yay! Love this song! It's better than Shut Up And Drive. But still prefer Good Girl Gone Bad. I heard that she's gonna release ANOTHER album next year! Like, WTH? She has released an album every year since 2005!
My semestral exams are in one week! And somehow I'm as prepared as ever! Bring it! Ok whatever. Anyway, got back my PIPC test and a lot of people failed, while I got 41.5/50!!!!! Yes!!! But I was humble and reminded everybody that I got the lowest for Biochem. But in actual fact I'm like, "Kiss my fat ass, BITCHES!!!" because I'm kind of piffed with some of my classmates. They're such immature brats!
Speaking of which, I am not a fucking bitch just because I won't lend you my iPod when you keep on hogging it every single fucking day you see me. You have your own media player. Listen to your own bloody songs! All you listen to is Where'd You Go and Call Me When You're Sober!
I am not a selfish bitch just because I won't lend you my pencil, when you have borrowed my pencil for the past three weeks because your pencil is spoilt. If you have financial problems, save some money instead of spending it all on excessive food and just buy a simple lead pencil or something! Or steal one from Ikea, you fucking moron!
Anyway, I came home to find that my father has put the TV on the wall. And all of a sudden the living room looks 10000 times more futuristic and better-looking. And I was feeling all happy admiring the wall-TV and I went inside my room and in horror, found out that my father drilled a little too much and THERE IS A HOLE IN THE WALL!!!! It's actually drill-shaped and some of the surrounding wall is missing, leaving like, two inches radius of cement! My dad says that we can cement the wall. Ya, in five years.
I'm totally in love with Stripped! It's totally cool how most of the songs are interconnected, as in the ending of the song corresponds to the beginning of the next song! It's kind of like a story.
Today I was totally harassed by two birds yesterday. So I bought Old Chang Kee at Century Square and went to the bus stop and I was waiting for the bus when I suddenly saw two birds approaching me. I hadn't eaten the Old Chang Kee yet and was holding it and the birds were like, two feet away from me! I tried to move my feet around and they didn't budge!!! I was kind of amused at first because they were totally eyeing on my food and so I tried moving back and they followed me!! Then I kind of spontaneously shouted "OH MY GOD!!!" and there was another person at the bus stop and she turned to look at me in a "not-another-hobo" kind of way. Then, when I was the only one in the bus stop I tried walking around the bus stop and they didn't stop following me!!! That's when I kind of got scared because c'mon, who wouldn't be! Then I totally did something stupid and kind of told them off. Ya, I'm like those crazy cat ladies. Then one of the birds regurgitated something out of its mouth. Ya, ok whatever.
Anyway, I'm bloody loud and sometimes I don't realise it! I think I'm partially deaf or something!
So we're doing the reproductive system for Human Anatomy and during the tutorial today, this girl sitting beside me said, "Ew! This is so gross lah! It's so disgusting!" and I just wanted to slap her because she said it in a way that primary school students say when learning about puberty. I mean, come on!!
I had an epiphany this afternoon. I look like I'm growing a mullet!!!!
Yay!! I borrowed "Falling Into You" by Celine Dion at the library! Madly in love with All By Myself! And I also borrowed "Stripped" and "Back To Basics" by Christina Aguilera, and "Jagged Little Pill" by Alanis Morissette! Yay!
I have been studying Biochem for the past few days and FINALLY!!! I'm getting the hang of it. The problem was that I just read through the notes and didn't write down the notes in point form. Yay! I can make it through the rain!!!! Ok whatever.
So anyway, I think I'm becoming fatter!!!! Ok, I'm just over-reacting. Sometimes I think that I'm supposed to have some sort of eating disorder or something because I would think that I'm obesely overweight when in actual fact I am not. But still, yesterday I decided to go to Loyang Point because I had a huge craving for chocolate waffles. So I kind of bought two and ate both of them in 15 minutes. Yes. I'm a pig. And they say that my metabolism's gonna slow down like crazy sooner or later and I'm gonna gain weight like crazy. NOOO!!!! Ok, whatever.
OMG and I dunno, but the guy in my class who degrades women is so creepy! One time during a tutorial, I caught him staring at me! Then he said that he liked my hair (which now looks like a mullet, seriously!) and then he wanted to go home with me and he wanted to listen to Mariah Carey with me on my iPod. And he keeps on asking me to sit with him. Umm... Ewww!!!!!
Desperate Housewives!!!! OMG yesterday's episode was amazing!!!! Especially the Lynette storyline. OMG Felicity Huffman better win an Emmy! Seriously, the bed scene was so cool!!!! As in the acting. Lynette is currently my favourite housewife now. And Bree's coming next week!!!! And it's really weird that they showed her pregnant. Yay!!!
Exams start on 24th August. And somehow whenever I think of my exams, I think of Amy Winehouse! Why?!
Oh and did I mention that MARIAH CAREY IS GONNA RELEASE A DOUBLE-ALBUM ON THANKSGIVINGS!!!! It's rumoured to be called Illusions: The Butterfly Within. I must admit, the title is kind of corny/cheesy. I mean, Illusions would be great, but The Butterfly Within? So is Mariah Carey a caterpillar or something?! And DOUBLE-ALBUM!!!! They say that one side will be a Christmas album. Ok, that's kind of lame. I mean, she already did a Christmas album!! But still, I'm totally celebrating Thanksgivings this year!
I LOVE this song!! Despite the fact that the song title is grammatically incorrect and the oddity of footballers in the video. It's 10000 times better than Give It To Me.
I got 5/20 for my Biochemistry quiz. It's the quiz that I did the day after my brother and his hooligan friends came to my house and disrupted my precious studying time. And the fact that I got the lowest in class is so bloody demoralising! Seriously, Biochem is my Achilles' heel. It's like, Social Studies all over again, when everybody else got like L4/L5 for their essays while I got a measly L1/L2 and a lot of red ink marks saying, "YOU CAN DO BETTER!" Urghhh!!! Seriously, I cannot understand Biochem because you can't understand it if you wanna do well. You just have to memorise and mug and cram everything in your tiny brain and just regurgitate everything on the paper. I can't do that!!! I have to understand!! And that is why I do really well for my Organic Chem and everybody else sucks at it. Mwahaha!!! And it's my second favourite subject because I just love figuring out the reactions. Umm... Ok. So anyway, back to Biochem. It sucks!!!
Had to cut trim my hair today because it's getting too long for me, so I decided to go to this place at Loyang Point called Boyz To Men. Hahaha! So after cutting my hair, the guy suddenly whipped out some wax and just lathered it all over my hair and I looked like an extra in Dragon Ball Z. Yucks! And the guy was like, "Doesn't this look nice?" Yeah, if you're a mat.
Urgh!!! I'm kind of starting to hate some of my classmates. Some people are like, "Why do you this? Why do you that? Do you like doing this?" They ask me simple questions which are mind boggling. Like, seriously, shut up and let me do what I wanna fucking do! Oh and the Mr. Know-It-All is become a "malas-nak-layan" case. He tries to be cool by saying the F word and even said, "Fuck you!" to me! Like, WTF!!!! Well, he didn't mean it. Urgh!! I wanna punch him in the face.
OMG I was looking at lyrics and Shut Up And Drive is the most obscene song EVER!!! It has like, thousands of double-entendres like, "Can you handle the curves, can you run all the lights, if you can baby boy then we can go all night" and "You look like you can handle what's under my hood" Umm... Ok...
OMG so this morning, I woke up at around 5 am because it started raining heavily and I wanted to close the windows. Then I realised that I had my iPod with me and I was listening to it, because sometimes when I can't sleep, I'll just listen to random songs until I sleep. But then I realised that before I actually didn't listen to my iPod before I went to sleep. And I was like, "Hmmmm...." so this morning, I checked my iTunes where they show what time I played a song. So I found out that last time I played was 12.46, right before I went to sleep. Then after that, I found out that the next song I played was at 3.40 am and I was thinking, WTH? I don't remember going up and getting my iPod! And the weirder thing is that I was playing the songs from a playlist, but then it's all shuffled up, like as if I was skipping the songs!! OMG that's so freaky!
Oh today is National Day. It totally feels like a Saturday. Didn't sing the national anthem yesterday, didn't sing the National Day song. Ok, I wore red.
Listening to: Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood Love Story - Katharine McPhee Good Girl Gone Bad - Rihanna Sorry, Blame It On Me - Akon Bartender - T-Pain feat. Akon Give It To You - Eve feat. Sean Paul Last Night - Diddy feat. Keyshia Cole
You know, overall this week, I have fallen twice while going up the stairs, nearly fallen when I wanted to rise from the chair and move my feet out, nearly collided into a pillar, and even approached a total stranger thinking that you know that person until realising that they are a total stranger.
Ok, so I now have a tendency to go up the stairs by two steps a time, so I fell once when I was going upstairs to my apartment. No, I didn't like, get a concussion, I just lost my balance and fell. So it wasn't embarrassing because there was nobody around. So that was on Monday, the moment when I inhaled all the volatile substances in the stupid lab and became groggy as hell! So the next day, after I ate at the canteen, I was going up the stairs in front of the entrance when I fell, AGAIN!!! I was like, "Feet! Do your job properly!!" And it was so bloody memalukan diri. And I seriously thought I was going crazy.
Ok, so anyway, this morning I was happily walking to my tutorial class and I was checking my timetable and I didn't realise that I was about to walk into those circular pillars. Then during lunch, when I wanted to stand up and walk around, I dragged my chair backwards like normal sober people would, then I lifted my leg and it was caught in between my friend's bag handle thingy (my vocab has become limited) and when I wanted to lift it again, I lost my balance and nearly fell.
Then when I was at Popular, I saw this girl who was a dead ringer to Sarah, but I didn't want to approach her because she might think I'm some crazy hobo, but then she looked at me and I was pointing at her in a "Hey!" manner and she approached me and I was like, "What are you doing here?" and then upon close up, IT WASN'T HER!!!! And I said, "OMG I thought you were my friend!" OMG that was so memalukan diri!!!!
And all this happened after the Organic Chem lab. Seriously, don't do drugs!
Oh BTW, today when I wanted to go upstairs to my apartment, I saw a drunk couple. Both were fat and they were about to have sex, I think. I dunno, I could totally see the guy's boxers and the girl was slurring and grunting to him to go upstairs. She was dragging his shirt. Umm... ew.
Today had two practicals. Human Anatomy and Organic Chem. Urgh!
HUMAN ANATOMY Well, they didn't post the practical on the online portal so we didn't know what was happening. And guess what we have been learning in our lectures? Excretory System!! So you can imagine the collective groans when the teacher said that we would be able to play around with our urine. I was like, WTF?!! Because urine should only be seen in a toilet bowl. Yucks! And apparently, because of the measly amount of boys in my class, all the guys had to pee because... well, you know. Ok whatever. It was so embarrassing and humiliating because the girls were manhandling my urine and testing for glucose and proteins and whatnot. Urgh!!!
ORGANIC CHEM Totally hated today's practical. Mainly because we were doing a whole lot of tests on different alcohols and amines and acids and it totally made me a bit woozy and loony. I broke two test tubes and a glass stirrer because it was like a crack house or something! I mean, 3 hours in there!! Urgh!!! Thank goodness we don't have any more Organic Chem or Human Anatomy practicals anymore! Woot!
UGLY BETTY SEASON FINALE ROCKS!!!!!!! I mean, WOW! Ok, I know this kind of sounds a bit cheesy but I was watching from my room and when I realised that when Alexis used her father's car with Daniel and the brakes were cut loose, I was standing and was saying "OH NO OH NO OH NO!!!" for some unexplainable reason. And OMG Amanda is Faye's daughter!!! And OMG Santos is dead!!! And OMG Charlie is pregnant and is having an affair with the dentist!!! OMG seriously, can't wait for season 2.
In other news, just finished watching Desperate Housewives. When I heard people say that Felicity Huffman is the best actress out of the four by lightyears, I was like, "Eh". But OMG after watching the bathroom scene where she switched on the tap to cry was so so sad and when she broke the dishes. It was so sad! Oh, Lynette!
I'm in L.O.V.E. with this song!!!!! Too bad everybody in my class thinks Mariah Carey sucks. What idiots. Anyway, Mariah Carey is gonna release a new album later this year!!!! Yay!!!!
My mother came home this afternoon after abandoning poor me with these jackals so when she called to tell me that she was in Singapore, I was practically dancing on the table.
So anyway, I need to quicken up because Ugly Betty's coming on in 13 minutes!!!! Season finale!!!!
I know I sound like a tattletale, but I told my mother everything, except for the part where my brother brought his girlfriend home because she was actually quite nice. She gave me one whole bag of Old Chang Kee food yesterday! Yay! I think I will make a great brother-in-law.
Anyway, somebody died yesterday next to my block. It looked like somebody jumped off the building but the weird thing is that I didn't hear a huge thud. And thank goodness I didn't see the fall because my cousin once saw a person climbing on a chair and jumping off a building and he still has nightmares about the person and still sleeps with the lights on. And he's 30. Oh and then the police came and I saw three middle-aged women standing around and discussing. And for a moment, I thought I already saw this on Desperate Housewives. OMG wouldn't it be cool if like, it looks like a suicide but in actual fact, it was murder because the victim was pregnant with her sister's boyfriend and the sister pushed the victim or something! COOL!!!
OMG I went bat shit crazy this morning. My brothers are such fucking morons I don't know what goes inside their minds. Seriously, so I woke up this morning, thinking that I could clean up my room a bit by throwing everything in front of the TV and organizing my stuff while watching TV, but I couldn't. Because my stupid elder brother came home and I heard some music playing from his room, so I was thinking that he brought a friend home. So I was walking down the living room and saw that there were 10 pairs of shoes in front of the shoe cupboard. I was like, WTF!! Apparently, they came at around 2 am last night or something. And I realised that there was a pair of women footwear. Then, they all came out one by one to shower and somehow they walk around in boxers. They're all half-naked and there was a girl in there. Ok, I can say that I can use this as blackmail against my brother. And they're all tattooed. And I mean, what?
Ya, so about one hour after I woke up, I was in my room to shower and my brother came in and said that he wanted to use my room to use the air-con. I was like, WTF!!!!! So, I was like Ok fine, because my mother wanted me to get along with my brothers. Tell me, how the fuck are you supposed to get along with these two baboons who treat this house like some cheap motel?! Then after they all went in, I knocked on the door and got my handphone and iPod. I didn't dare take my wallet because I was terrified that they might beat me up or something. And seriously, my brother is so stupid. His friends always want him to belanja them and he once spent $1000 in one day. Oh, why am I the youngest but the most sane?
Oh and the girl? Totally dresses like a whore.
I am so fucking pissed! No wonder parents go apeshit crazy at the slightest things.
Ok, on the bright side, I FINISHED READING HARRY POTTER!!!!! Yay!!!! I only started reading it last week because my other brother was reading it. OMG I was expecting more deaths, actually. But I totally love the last chapters! OMG!!!!
Ok, so my mother is gone to Bintan to my dad's workplace today (Wednesday) till Sunday. So you'd think that I'd be happy? Ya, I was wrong. It's sooooo menyakitkan hatiku, literally! Ok, not really, but still. Ok, so I'm supposed to forage food on my own during the weekdays and my mum cooked spagetthi for the weekend so I decided to singgah Sing Song this afternoon after school and decided to give the Kraft's Mac & Cheese another try tonight because the last time I cooked it it was yucky. And I bought macaroni and not the macaroni inside the Mac & Cheese because I thought it was yucky. So as I was going to leave Loyang Point, this guy gave me a flyer and I was like, "What?" and took a glance and all of a sudden, he put this white cream on my hand and I was like, "What the?" and he talked to me about some cream or something. I didn't really understand him because he was speaking in Malay with a Sarawak accent. The only words I could decipher were "lengkuas". I had to wait for him to wash my hands because I couldn't walk around with white cream on my hand. It's supposed to revitalise your skin and sweep away your dead cells or something. After he scrubbed it off, he compared it to my other hand and seriously, I swear I didn't see a bloody difference and he was like, "See, one wash and you can see the results!" Yeah, right! And he totally put this cream container and put it in the plastic bag and said that the student price is $10 (usual price $15) and he wanted to give it to me. Wow! Ususally, I would buy it and regret it ten minutes later and not use it at all eventually, so I decided to say, "NO!" And the man laughed at me. Idiot.
Ok, so anyway, that night, I thought I was going to have a heart attack. Didn't eat Mac & Cheese because I found out that we were out of margarine. So had to kirim my brother Macs. He came back with his girlfriend. And OMG she's taller than him! HAHAHA!!! They're like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. And there was this really really awkard moment because my brother went inside the room and left me with her in the dining room. And she actually calls the house a lot and I'm the one who picks up the phone and I have to wake up my brother and she calls in one too many times. And I began to grow annoyed by her over-protectiveness. Ok so anyway, she's actually quite nice because she saw that I only took one sachet of chilli and gave me two more. And she's actually quite pretty. And something fishy happened just now. I don't even want to know. Ok, actually, I do, but... Ok, whatever.
And my other brother invited everyone he knew to play soccer on the PS2. I'm starting to really want to break it into two! Urgh!! And they're all fucking slobs who don't know how to clean up and actually play on my controller with their oily hands! Urgh!!! And they're sleeping over or something!!! They're out eating and I am really tempted to latch the door so that they couldn't come it. And I have a bloody test tomorrow on Biochemistry, the most loathed subject ever!!! And I had to read my notes on the sofa in front of the bloody TV. Urgh!!!!!!!!!!!!
And both my brothers are slobs!!! If they lived all by themselves among pigs, pigs would kick them out of their houses because they're so dirty.
I wouldn't be surprised if I have high blood pressure by the time I reach 30. I need to learn yoga!!!!
