Decided to do a FAQ page for me, myself and I.
Who is this Hakim guy?
Well, his name is Hakim and he's a boy who lives in Pasir Ris. He wakes up at 5.30 am every single day so that he can reach Temasek Secondary School in time and won't get scolded by Mr Cuthbert. And he reminds you of a sociopath.
Why are you so weird?
Why aren't I so weird?
Don't you have other things to do except for blogging?
Umm... No!
Who's Hatsumomo?
She's my arch enemy who wants to destroy me. My elder sister also hates her too.
You have an elder sister?
Yes, Mameha. We love going to parties in Gion wearing one-inch thick makeup. I don't know why men are attracted to us. Our hair looks like an onion, but they seem to love it. I guess they have a fetish for onions.
Why are you so lame?
Why aren't I so lame?
You're a bitch! Your blog is such a waste of space! You suck!
I feel hurt. Wait... that is not a question!
Who's Ms Neo? Who's Mdm Audra?
Ms Neo is my Humanities teacher and Mdm Audra is my English teacher. They make me laugh my ass off.
Why are you so desperate for taggers?
Because I know that many people come to my blog. But they don't seem to tag.
What does "You're a stupid stupid bitch!" mean?
It's from ANTM and it's a phrase made famous by Jayla. She's the girl you just love to hate!
Why are you so obsessed with ANTM? Don't you watch other shows?
Yes. I do watch other shows, but would you want me to talk about what happened on The Apprentice? Or Survivor?
Do you blog everyday?
No. I blog every year.
Are you that boy who talked about chocolates for his Morning Digest and humiliated himself by saying 'Did you know that chocolates will make you in the mood for love?' and '...to cater to the needs of every individual like you AND you AND you AND you!!!' while pointing at us?
Yes. Did you like it?
Don't you have any dignity? Everybody's laughing at you behind your back!
Well, at least I didn't beat you up in front of the whole school, you shit slice!
You're such a great writer! I love your blog! What's your recipe to success?
Umm.. Wow! Wait, why aren't you tagging? I'm just being myself.