Thursday, February 16, 2006

The Girl Whose Boyfriend Is Cheating On Her

It was bogus elimination and Tyra tried to make everyone like her by not eliminating anybody. Yay! That means more episodes!

Anyway, Kim's all sad that Kyle had to leave. I'm sad too.

And Nik was such a bitch at the place where they met Eva! Seriously! Lisa was like "I like our group" and Nik said "We don't like you, Lisa". Then Lisa interviews that she's going to be friendless. Poor her. No wonder her best friends are Cousin Itt and Mr Bojangles. Sigh.

Oh, and Lisa peed in a diaper! Which was totally disgusting, I must say. Bre was right. If Lisa wins, she should use the $100,000 to go for therapy ASAP!

Stupid, stupid Jayla! Her photoshoot sucked like hell! I'm so happy Tyra made her do the dog photoshoot where she couldn't scream. Hahaha!

And what utter coincidence! First, they were talking about chocolates and I wished they aired the episode before my Morning Digest so that I could copy what Bre said.

The ending...
Tyra: Both girls stand before me (Jayla and Nicole), and the judges have made a tough decision. And we have decided that both of you will pack your bags...
Everybody's shocked!
Tyra:...'cos you're all going to London! [takes out a photo of the British flag, which I am immediately reminded of Belveridge]... AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU! [points at the other girls. Those London musketeers come out of nowhere. Nicole cries like a baby. Jayla praises Jehovah.]

Wow! Tyra copied my lines! Hehehe!