Tuesday, February 14, 2006

My Chocolate-Coated Phone

I had a huge headache yesterday. Now it's completely cured, all thanks to SLEEP!!! Yes! Singaporeans seriously need to get more sleep. In Australia, people normally sleep at 9 and wake up at 7. I have to wake up before sunrise everyday so that I won't be late for school. Next time you have eyebags, you can blame it on the MOE, indirectly.

Today is Valentine's Day. I received chocolates. Mmmm.... Chocolates. Take a hint when somebody gives you a box of chocolates! Hehe! I miss Morning Digest. Anyway, I put the chocolates in my right pocket where I put my handphone and after Chem practical, I took out my handphone and to my horror (!!!), my phone screen was coated with a layer of chocolate! I was like, AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! Everybody was laughing at my phone. I hope they weren't laughing at me. It was like deja vu with Nuriman and his bag covered in chocolate. Thanks to the wonders of tissue, it only smelled like chocolate. You just wanna lick it.

There wasn't much to eat for recess and lunch because it was Total Defence Day, and the canteen vendors had to sell food that was eaten by oldies, like Fish and Chips! Haha!

I shall call this certain somebody in my life Hatsumomo. Everytime I read about her in Memoirs, I am reminded of her. They have so much in common. I'm like Sayuri, the blue-eyed geisha and Hatsumomo wants to destroy me. And I have to defend her insults with my folding fan and I'll pour sake down her weave. Then, I'll have to stab her with a bayonet while wearing those corny hats Japanese soldiers wear during the Japanese Occupation, you know with the flap at the back, like what archaeologists wear. Hooray for Japan!


Just realised that I have this certain look that is very 'intriguing'. I dunno how to describe it, but I'll just stare at you with a... ummm.... stare. It's just a stare. Like, a stare like as if every single lifeform has been drained out of me. I shall call it the Hakim stare. These are the times when I will stare at you with the Hakim stare (C):

- When I'm in an emotionless mood
- When you talk nonsence
- When I have PMS
- When I have no mood to talk
- When I feel like it

So beware, people! Cause the Hakim stare is about to getcha!

It seems that only a handful of you people ARE NOT tagging at my blog. I know you very shy to tag lah, but you need to build up courage to tag. Haha, I sound like some step-popular guy. I shall tag at your blog, OK?