I nearly died today. Not once, but twice! Two times! TWO TIMES! Can you believe my luck.
NEAR DEATH #1:
Was eating lunch after assembly. You know, it's really weird that the school is now putting Assembly on Tuesday because I have this feeling that I'm supposed to go to mosque after Assembly. So, all the boys were dismissed because the girls were having checks on their bras. No coloured bras from now on. And that includes lingere. So, what that means is that bras are banned from school, because you see, white is a mixture of all the seven colours of the rainbow. So, if you wear a coloured bra, you're supposed to buy a transparent bra from Saravanan. Don't call me dirty. I'm just scientific.
Anyway, the whole canteen was filled with boys and I was eating nasi lemak with Adam, Andy and Nuriman. Kwok Foong was sitting near us and we tried to strike a conversation with him but he just kept quiet. Bear in mind that I was eating nasi lemak during that time. And guess what? Adam just had to make a stupid remark which nearly costed my life and said that Kwok Foong's mother will slap him if he talks to people. And when I swallowed, I laughed and the food got stuck in my windpipe and I choked and tried to cough it out, but then the rice was still in there and I tried to run to the toilet, but then I realised that it was the girls' toilet. It was so hard to breathe. Thank goodness I didn't vomit, because that would be embarrassing. Anyway, after many coughs, I was feeling better. So never laugh when you eat.
NEAR DEATH #2:
So, I was in the bus going home and Andy just had to make a joke (I forgot what it was) while I was drinking Lemon Tea and yes, you guessed it. I laughed while drinking it and I choked. It wasn't any ordinary choke, because I still had Lemon Tea in my mouth while I turned blue. A few seconds later, I was alright. If not, I would have had to let out everything. I would pity the person sitting in front of me.
Oh, and there was an EAGLES and GPA awards given out during Assembly. Nobody clapped for Nuriman. One word: Wow.
And I would like to tell Amir to please keep quiet and keep your comments to yourself. I mean, I had to sit between Amir and his friend from 4E and from next fortnight onwards, I'm going to sit someplace where there isn't anybody who keeps on scolding people 'cibai'. I mean, he's always on silent mode during Malay but wow! He wanted to say "You suck!" to Kwok Foong (which I thought was rude) but then everyone cheered for him, and he didn't. And when Sara said that he wanted to dismiss the students by sex, he was like, giggling like a 9-year-old. What the hell is wrong with the word 'sex'? Then, his friend was like, "So many different ways of having sex." And he elaborated on it. Sickos.
Wow! I looked at my pictures at !Smash'd and I so didn't realise that I have lazy eyes. You know when people have cross-eyes. It's the opposite. It's so freaky. But that's OK.
Hope I don't choke during dinner.