Friday, February 24, 2006

The Girl Who Talks Behind Everyone's Backs

And when you thought that the girl was Jayla aka Stupid Stupid Bitch, it wasn't! Instead it's the lesbian Kim. Not much happened.

Lisa got eliminated! Ahhh!!! Oh my God!!! Like, what the hell? I think Tyra was told of the diaper incident and thought that she needed some mental treatment.

OBITUARIES
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Lisa D'Amato

Sorry hun' for neglecting you and eloping with my boyfriend. I should have paid attention to you than to your half-siblings. Are you okay? Call me, k?
Mummy

Will be sadly missed.
Twiggy

Girl, you need some plastic surgery! I know ya tell yourself ya beautiful, every single day, but ya need to control that face!
Ms J.

Don't give up, girl! Just look at Naima! She has the most weirdest look but she made it to the top, I think. Well, good luck in the fashion world!
Tyra

You're a stupid, stupid bitch! I really hope you read this.
Jayla

Sigh. I remember the first time we kissed. Of course, the editors cut that part out.
Kim, with love

You were a great friend
Cousin It