Anyway, since Cycle 6, there's this pattern where the first girl featured during the opening sequence is runner-up. Joanie, Melrose, Natasha, Chantal and unfortunately Anya. This cycle, Lauren Brie is cursed with the runner-up syndrome. So I'm wondering if this cycle it's the same or they're changing it up.
This week involves freaking Tyra having some stupid Princess Party.
See how dumb it is?
And then Ms J comes out looking like himself.
...and really, the rest of the skit is so dumb. Seriously, this show has raised it's threshold in gayness that it's not even funny. And Lol at the fact that Tyra's one true love is Jay Manuel. How pathetic and sad that your one true love is not even slightly attracted to you or your fat ass.So now I'm gonna rank the worst makeover to the best makeover. Starting with...
WTF they actually made her hair lighter, which made her a bit fuglier. Why didn't they darken it? Seriously, she looks bad.
Hannah looks younger. And when I mean that, I mean that she looks like a 6-year-old on growth hormones.
You know how I thought that she looked stunning at first. Well... now not so much. Seriously, something about the hair colour that is so fugly.
Poor Marjorie. She looks amazing at first and they just had to change it.
Why did they change Sheena's hair? It looked good to begin with!
I don't really know about McKey's makeover. It's like, sometimes she looks good, sometimes she doesn't.
They didn't really change Analeigh's hair. Yay! But I have to admit my love for her has kind of fallen because she's been taking mediocre pictures lately.
Didn't really change Joslyn's makeover too.
Isis' makeover actually looks good.
Ok, I have to admit, at first I hated them for fucking with Elina's hair and trying to make her sport red hair because it's gender specific, and even though I thought it looked hideous at first, I actually now like it.
Yay for Samantha! I love her now.
And I have to say, Brittany is seriously the most beautiful Black contestant in ANTM history. Hey! I'm beginning to sound like Tyra.
Poor Elina. Let's take one last look at remarkable beauty and say goodbye. Seriously, she's like, so beautiful! Her eyes are like, shaped weirdly, kinda like a cat. And I actually think she's so much more attractive than Angelina Jolie.
So anyway, her makeover looks like she's from the early 90's.
But I kinda lost a little love for Elina when she declared that she never loved her mum. And then she says that she hates her mum. Gee. You know, the opposite of love is indifference, so if she just hates her mum, it means that she still loves her mother. Ok, I got that from Desperate Housewives. Maybe her mother bought for her coloured clothes.
Hannah now looks a lot like Hannah Montana it's not even funny. And she won the freaking challenge!
Can you see it? Can you see it?
Honestly, Marjorie looks so much like Hillary Swank in Boys Don't Cry that it's not even funny.
I love McKey, but sometimes she just looks like a lesbian.
But her picture is sooooo good!
And Samantha too!
You know the actress Rachel Griffiths, yeah she looks like her, except... a transvestite version.
I seriously don't understand Lauren Brie. She looks heinous in person but she photographs like a dream.
Seriously she looks like she's an extra in Flashdance.
And I totally get what Tyra says about how she looks racially ambiguous.
Hey! Isn't Brittany pretty?
Well, too bad she's georgeous because having great genes means that you can't become a model. Bye!
So 11 girls remain. Please kick off Hannah and Clark! They don't deserve to be there! One looks like a little girl and the other looks like a man.Yay! I did this in less than 2 hours!