So here's my recap. It's short. So what.
Eeek!! A no-necked monster!
So this episode was special because after the walking challenge, somebody was eliminated. That somebody was Hannah. Good grief. She was really annoying me because she dissed Marjorie and hated "pity parties". Tough talk for somebody who compares people asking her questions to gang rape. At first I thought she was adorable, but now I just find her annoying.
Speaking of people who got on my nerve, this guy was also annoying. He was supposedly offended because Samantha lifted her top by only an inch and he's mad. He doesn't seem to smile at all. He's like what Damien from The Omen would be like if he were an adult.
Holy crap! Elina totally doesn't look like Angelina Jolie anymore. She's become Bjork!
So Clark's photo was called out first, and I must admit, even though she's a bitch and looks like a man in person, this photo is good. BUT!!...
Lauren Brie's photo is SO MUCH MORE AMAZING!!! Now this is top 5 photos in ANTM history. It's amazing!!! It's a shame she's totally getting the no-personality edit because other than her confessions about the photoshoot, they NEVER show her in interviews. It's really sad. It's kind of like Nicole Cycle 3 and Tyra's gonna forget about her. But I must admit she looks very homely in person.
Anyway, Tyra mentioned that Isis looks sleepy all the time, which I think isn't a good thing. It's totally true. There's a fine line between heroin-eyed and sleepy-eyed.
And thus, she was eliminated, which was quite surprising because I thought that Tyra would milk her extra appendage for ratings. Ok, that was disgusting. But still, she shouldn't have been nervous about her package being exposed because they were supposed to be shot from the nose up. It's not like they can see her privates.
So 9 girls remain!!! Yay! I honestly don't know who they're kicking off next week. All of them seem to be good. Well, except for Clark. OMG and Marjorie goes nuts next week! Maybe she's a hermaphrodite! Like Hillary Swank in Boys Don't Cry.
Eeek!! A no-necked monster!
So this episode was special because after the walking challenge, somebody was eliminated. That somebody was Hannah. Good grief. She was really annoying me because she dissed Marjorie and hated "pity parties". Tough talk for somebody who compares people asking her questions to gang rape. At first I thought she was adorable, but now I just find her annoying.
Speaking of people who got on my nerve, this guy was also annoying. He was supposedly offended because Samantha lifted her top by only an inch and he's mad. He doesn't seem to smile at all. He's like what Damien from The Omen would be like if he were an adult.
Holy crap! Elina totally doesn't look like Angelina Jolie anymore. She's become Bjork!
So Clark's photo was called out first, and I must admit, even though she's a bitch and looks like a man in person, this photo is good. BUT!!...
Lauren Brie's photo is SO MUCH MORE AMAZING!!! Now this is top 5 photos in ANTM history. It's amazing!!! It's a shame she's totally getting the no-personality edit because other than her confessions about the photoshoot, they NEVER show her in interviews. It's really sad. It's kind of like Nicole Cycle 3 and Tyra's gonna forget about her. But I must admit she looks very homely in person.
Anyway, Tyra mentioned that Isis looks sleepy all the time, which I think isn't a good thing. It's totally true. There's a fine line between heroin-eyed and sleepy-eyed.
And thus, she was eliminated, which was quite surprising because I thought that Tyra would milk her extra appendage for ratings. Ok, that was disgusting. But still, she shouldn't have been nervous about her package being exposed because they were supposed to be shot from the nose up. It's not like they can see her privates.
So 9 girls remain!!! Yay! I honestly don't know who they're kicking off next week. All of them seem to be good. Well, except for Clark. OMG and Marjorie goes nuts next week! Maybe she's a hermaphrodite! Like Hillary Swank in Boys Don't Cry.