Pots In My House

It's so weird that tomorrow is Hari Raya and that I can now eat/drink under the sun. So very weird. And the weirder thing is that this year's Hari Raya is very... I dunno. Like, weird.

Stop trying. Please. It's getting pathetic.

So anyway, Tina Fey made another parody of Sarah Palin! Yay! More Tina Fey! More Tina Fey! I have to admit, the first one was better, but this one emphasises the fact that Sarah Palin is totally unqualified.



I totally loved it when she called a museum a "goofy evolution museum" and thought that she had spotted Osama but it turned out to be a taxi driver. The funny thing was that I hadn't watched the real interview they actually had parodied, and when I saw the real interview, it was so sad to see Sarah Palin answer. She's that bad.

I Made Somebody Laugh

And it felt so good.

Anyway, was it just me or is Singapore's F1 track is really really narrow. I mean, usually there's grass right? Anyway, the only funny part was when they showed one of the cars at the pitstop and they were fueling it, and then the driver was given the green light even before they had dislodged the hose thingy, so then when the driver just drove, some guy was like, termelayang! Hahaha! Funny!

Finally watched Project Runway. Holy crap now there's only 4 people left! I didn't realize how little the group has become! And also, I didn't even realize that Kenley was a bitch! They had to design an outfit inspired by music genres, and Kenley's was hip-hop. She totally misinterpreted hip-hop and the ironic thing was that she was bitching about how Tim Gunn was criticising her outfit and complained that Tim Gunn doesn't know shit about hip-hop. Seriously, she's the worst! She is now backsassing to the judges! Like, shut up!

And Desperate Housewives is freaking amazing! It's so weird now that EVERYTHING has changed. Like, everything!! No more Mike. The twins have grown up (and they are apparently those XYY people because they're supposed to be 16 but they look like they're in their early 20's. Also, where is the other son and the daughter?). Edie's back and she got married to somebody who looks exactly like Gunther from Friends. Gabrielle has two daughters (read: XXY Syndrome, because her four-year-old looks like she's 10. Maybe they put something in the water.) Bree is an entrepenuer and Danielle took the baby. Aww...

And I totally love Gabrielle's storyline! Her daughter is this fat girl who overeats and then Gabrielle forces her to excercise by making her chase after her car! Mean, but funny!

The Office = Love

You know, I always talk about how amazing 30 Rock is. And it seems that 30 Rock is better than The Office. Even I thought so too. But after watching The Office's season premiere, I've realized that both are like children. I can never pick a favourite.

Seriously. Best Office episode EVER!!! I mean, I LOVE JIM AND PAM! I was so pissed that Jim didn't propose to Pam because Andy proposed to Angela. And so in this episode, Pam goes to New York to pursue her studies. The last part of the episode involved Jim wanting to meet Pam halfway from Scranton and New York. So she agrees. And then they meet and all of a sudden, Jim kneels....
AND HE PROPOSES!!!!!! I'M LIKE GASPING AND LIKE, STANDING AND SQUEELING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!!!! And then Jim says that he cannot wait and then they kiss!!! All this while it's raining!! It's like, that Notebook scene, except that this is a million times better!!! OH MY GOD I'M SO HAPPY!!!! Even though they are totally fictitious characters, I'M STILL HAPPY!!!!!!!!!

Jim had a huge crush on Pam during Seasons 1 & 2, when she was engaged to Roy. Then Jim confessed his love to her and moved to another branch and Pam broke off with Roy. Then in Season 3, Jim moved back and went out with Karen and Pam's jealous. And Season 4 they went out, and now they're engaged!!!! YAYY!!!!!!!

But other than that, totally loved it when Holly still thought that Kevin was retarded and when Angela was scolding him and calling him a stupid retard, Holly was all offended. Heeheehee!!!

And Angela, learn from Pam and dump him. Go for Dwight!!!

Ugly Betty's season premiere was stupid. What is up with it? And Lindsay Lohan is such a horrible actor all of a sudden!

ANTM Recap: Eyes & Vajayjays = Fierce!

So here's my recap. It's short. So what.

Eeek!! A no-necked monster!

So this episode was special because after the walking challenge, somebody was eliminated. That somebody was Hannah. Good grief. She was really annoying me because she dissed Marjorie and hated "pity parties". Tough talk for somebody who compares people asking her questions to gang rape. At first I thought she was adorable, but now I just find her annoying.

Speaking of people who got on my nerve, this guy was also annoying. He was supposedly offended because Samantha lifted her top by only an inch and he's mad. He doesn't seem to smile at all. He's like what Damien from The Omen would be like if he were an adult.

Holy crap! Elina totally doesn't look like Angelina Jolie anymore. She's become Bjork!

So Clark's photo was called out first, and I must admit, even though she's a bitch and looks like a man in person, this photo is good. BUT!!...

Lauren Brie's photo is SO MUCH MORE AMAZING!!! Now this is top 5 photos in ANTM history. It's amazing!!! It's a shame she's totally getting the no-personality edit because other than her confessions about the photoshoot, they NEVER show her in interviews. It's really sad. It's kind of like Nicole Cycle 3 and Tyra's gonna forget about her. But I must admit she looks very homely in person.

Anyway, Tyra mentioned that Isis looks sleepy all the time, which I think isn't a good thing. It's totally true. There's a fine line between heroin-eyed and sleepy-eyed.

And thus, she was eliminated, which was quite surprising because I thought that Tyra would milk her extra appendage for ratings. Ok, that was disgusting. But still, she shouldn't have been nervous about her package being exposed because they were supposed to be shot from the nose up. It's not like they can see her privates.

So 9 girls remain!!! Yay! I honestly don't know who they're kicking off next week. All of them seem to be good. Well, except for Clark. OMG and Marjorie goes nuts next week! Maybe she's a hermaphrodite! Like Hillary Swank in Boys Don't Cry.

Watchamacallit

Doll Domination!!!... isn't so great. I mean, PCD is a million times better. And honestly, in PCD, at least you can kind of hear the other girls, but this album it's like as if they muted the rest of the girls' mikes when they were recording.

Ooooh!!! I can't wait!! I can't wait for tomorrow! Tomorrow! Tomorrow!

Can you believe that it's less than a week till Hari Raya. Yay!

Ok why do I have one line paragraphs?

So anyway, begrudgingly watched the season premiere of Heroes. Honestly I thought that I wouldn't understand a thing because the second season was a total snorefest and I didn't really bother to pay attention, but Heroes has gotten good again! It's safe to watch it now!! Season 2 was all about talk talk talk yap yap yap, but this season, they showed the special effects, especially when Hiro stopped time to discover the fast girl. And I totally loved the ending when the Petrilli mother was like, "Sylar, I am your mother." Very Star Wars, except in reverse.

Ugly Betty & The Office!!! YAY!!!!

Mixology

Apparently Sarah Palin watched the skit on SNL and said that it was a spot on impression. It turned out that she was watching the skit with the volume turned down. Ok, firstly... bullshit! I mean, A) If somebody parodies you on TV, wouldn't you want to know what she's saying. Even if you 'muted' it, you would still try to see what she's saying, B) Who the hell turns the volume down when they're watching TV?

So anyway, TINA FEY WON 3 EMMYS!!!! Best Actress in Comedy Series, Best Writing (for the finale, the one with the evaporated bull semen) and Best Comedy as a producer! YAY!!! And I was actually watching Baby Mama during the weekend and found out that Amy Poehler is also funny! And I was Wikipedia-ing and found out that she was Regina George's mother in Mean Girls!

And Alec Baldwin won Best Actor! Yay! I cannot believe that 30 Rock has low ratings, because it is awesome!

It is like Notes On A Scandal, except much worse. Blah.

ANTM Recap: Ugly = Fierce!

This week is makeover week!!!!! I have to say, I'm really disappointed with this season's makeover. I was totally hoping they would shave Clark's head ala Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby.

Anyway, since Cycle 6, there's this pattern where the first girl featured during the opening sequence is runner-up. Joanie, Melrose, Natasha, Chantal and unfortunately Anya. This cycle, Lauren Brie is cursed with the runner-up syndrome. So I'm wondering if this cycle it's the same or they're changing it up.

This week involves freaking Tyra having some stupid Princess Party.

See how dumb it is?

And then Ms J comes out looking like himself.

...and really, the rest of the skit is so dumb. Seriously, this show has raised it's threshold in gayness that it's not even funny. And Lol at the fact that Tyra's one true love is Jay Manuel. How pathetic and sad that your one true love is not even slightly attracted to you or your fat ass.

So now I'm gonna rank the worst makeover to the best makeover. Starting with...

WTF they actually made her hair lighter, which made her a bit fuglier. Why didn't they darken it? Seriously, she looks bad.

Hannah looks younger. And when I mean that, I mean that she looks like a 6-year-old on growth hormones.

You know how I thought that she looked stunning at first. Well... now not so much. Seriously, something about the hair colour that is so fugly.

Poor Marjorie. She looks amazing at first and they just had to change it.

Why did they change Sheena's hair? It looked good to begin with!

I don't really know about McKey's makeover. It's like, sometimes she looks good, sometimes she doesn't.

They didn't really change Analeigh's hair. Yay! But I have to admit my love for her has kind of fallen because she's been taking mediocre pictures lately.

Didn't really change Joslyn's makeover too.

Isis' makeover actually looks good.

Ok, I have to admit, at first I hated them for fucking with Elina's hair and trying to make her sport red hair because it's gender specific, and even though I thought it looked hideous at first, I actually now like it.

Yay for Samantha! I love her now.

And I have to say, Brittany is seriously the most beautiful Black contestant in ANTM history. Hey! I'm beginning to sound like Tyra.

Poor Elina. Let's take one last look at remarkable beauty and say goodbye. Seriously, she's like, so beautiful! Her eyes are like, shaped weirdly, kinda like a cat. And I actually think she's so much more attractive than Angelina Jolie.

So anyway, her makeover looks like she's from the early 90's.

But I kinda lost a little love for Elina when she declared that she never loved her mum. And then she says that she hates her mum. Gee. You know, the opposite of love is indifference, so if she just hates her mum, it means that she still loves her mother. Ok, I got that from Desperate Housewives. Maybe her mother bought for her coloured clothes.

Hannah now looks a lot like Hannah Montana it's not even funny. And she won the freaking challenge!

Can you see it? Can you see it?

Honestly, Marjorie looks so much like Hillary Swank in Boys Don't Cry that it's not even funny.

I love McKey, but sometimes she just looks like a lesbian.

But her picture is sooooo good!

And Samantha too!

You know the actress Rachel Griffiths, yeah she looks like her, except... a transvestite version.

I seriously don't understand Lauren Brie. She looks heinous in person but she photographs like a dream.

Seriously she looks like she's an extra in Flashdance.

And I totally get what Tyra says about how she looks racially ambiguous.

Hey! Isn't Brittany pretty?

Well, too bad she's georgeous because having great genes means that you can't become a model. Bye!

So 11 girls remain. Please kick off Hannah and Clark! They don't deserve to be there! One looks like a little girl and the other looks like a man.

Yay! I did this in less than 2 hours!