Anyway, after watching two great movies 24 hours before HSM2, HSM2 kind of sucks. To be honest, I didn't really see the greatness in the first movie. Yeah it's nice and all but the problem was that everything was too happy! Die, somebody!
So anyway, Vanessa Hudgens kinds of sucks! She totally does not have any personality! It was like, Vanessa who? Oh the one that took nude pictures of herself! Ya, I know! Go read the New Paper on Saturday! Ashley Tisdale totally outshone her. Occasionally I wanted to sepak Zac Efron's face because according to his acting coach, "sad and depressed" means "pouting your whole face and look like you're gonna cry".
The funniest quote was when Zac confronted Vanessa and Sharpay's brother (I think his name was Ryan). It goes like this -
Zac Efron: Hey, Ryan, why you hanging out with my girl? She took the nude photos for me!
Vanessa "Slutgens": Well, since you are with Sharpay, I might as well take on another guy! Hey, I take nude photos in my room! I'm like, totally, like, becoming, like Lindsay like Lohan!
Ryan: Yeah! Point for me! Anyway, I went over to her house yesterday and we ate her mother's brownies! They're good!
Zac Efron: Well I've tasted them [does his signature face-pout]
Hahaha!!!! Well, it kind of went like that. I was laughing at the "brownies" sexual innuendo!
The greatest scene was the part where Zac Efron sang "Bet On It"! It was so fucking hilarious! Sarah, Sham and I were laughing like crazy! It was the most flamboyant and gayest thing ever!!! So the song's kind of like, "I have to try to get Vanessa Hudgens because Sharpay's brother is taking nude photos of her! I wanna get hold of the camera! I must do so by dancing and vogueing around the golf course!" He does like this tai-chi thingy at the start on the green and he spins around and it kind of reminded me of Michael Jackson, except 10,000 times more gayer! Then all of a sudden, he's going up this rocky terrain then he jumps down on this patch of sand and takes some of the sand and pours it with jazz hands and it kind of reminded me of the Don't Tell Me Madonna video, except 10,000 times more gayer! Then he goes up to the camera with SUCH INTENSITY in his eyes!!! And he pounds on his chest for extra emphasis! Then all of a sudden, he's on the golf course! Then he sashays around for a couple of good seconds and all of a sudden, he gets a club and takes a swing on a golf ball and it kind of reminded me of Tiger Woods, except 10,000 times more gayer! Then the ball hits the pond (I thought he's supposed to be pro at golf?) and he goes and gets it but then he sees his reflection (Caz) and the Caz tells him "You fucking moron! Ryan and Vanessa are smooching somewhere and you haven't even kissed your girlfriend! You are so gay!!!!" and it kind of reminded me of Niki from Heroes, except 10,000 times more gayer! Then he runs alongside the pond jumping around and stuff! Amazingly hilarious!!!!
Ok I watched it again and again on YouTube and it never gets tiring!