A. NTM Wah! So Samantha's gone. Good for her. And thank goodness she's gone instead of Natasha. At first I thought that it was just an excuse to pry open the "Natasha is a mail-order" subplot. And why does Tyra look like Jack Sparrow's crackwhore hooker?
Watched The Office yesterday! OMG it was so hilarious (even though I've watched it already). Because Dwight secretly went to see Jan (who works for Corporate) to overthrow Michael and didn't tell Michael. Instead he told him that he was going to the dentist and he keeps on elaborating on his lies and tells him that he needs a crown put in and it's another dentist. Then Michael receives a call from Jan about her conversation with Dwight and is upset. So when Dwight comes back, Michael offers Dwight M&Ms and he eats it. Then Michael says, "Aren't you supposed to not eat after you put your crown in?" and Dwight replies, "It's some quick bonding treatment," and Michael asks, "What's the name of your dentist?" and Dwight replies, "Mr. ... Crentist," and Michael says, "That sounds a lot like dentist..." and Dwight replies, "Well, maybe that's why he became a dentist." Hahaha!
Watched the latest season of ANTM on Youtube this morning. And must I say, lucky bitches. For the audition rounds, they actually got to go to the Carribbean! And then they got to stay at a cruiseship! The girls are the same ol', same ol'. There's bitches. There's girls with disabilities. There's girls with troubled pasts. There was this girl who was molested and raped by her family members but was reluctant to say it. But Tyra was like, "What did they do to you? Cmon! You can tell us! You can tell the whole of America! But since ANTM is being broadcasted around the world like Australia, China and Germany where my friend Heidi Klum hosts Germany's Next Top Model, you can tell the whole world!" Urgh! Then she did the most fakest Jamaican accent.