My neighbourhood is literally full of shit! And I mean that as a literal statement!
This all happened when I was coming home from school one day when I smelt shit. Then, in the middle of the void deck of the block next to me, lay 3 yellowish-brown droppings. Ok, I shouldn't mention its details no more. Anyway, I find it quite weird because animals have the courtesy to shit on the grass. Then, when I was coming home from Loyang Point the next day, under my flat, was another pile of shit. I had to avoid that. I was assuming that the animal had diarrhea or something. Then, the next day, I took the stairs when I needed to go to the shop and thank God I saw what was waiting for me at the bottom of the stairs - SHIT! I mean, I had to go up and take the lift down from the 2nd floor. Everytime I go down, it's like a game of hopscotch because you'll have to really jump around to avoid the shit. My mother thinks it's a cat. My father thinks it's a dog and said that we can report to the police. And what? Sentence the dog to life imprisonment? I think it's a human being because like I said, dogs and cats shit on the grass. They're civilised animals, unlike humans.
Ok, I think I've become a real glutton. I mean, I ate 3 lunches! All during the period of 2 hours. So, after school, decided to eat lunch at school. Ate Kuay Teow Hongkong. Then, when I was going home, I stopped by Mac at White Sands to get McChicken. Went home and ate. 10 minutes later, felt hungry, went to Mac at Loyang Point to buy Fillet-o-Fish. Next thing you'll know I'll be on TAF Club.
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