Saturday, January 21, 2006

My Bad Neighbourhood

I think I might be living in some ghetto neighbourhood or something. I mean, seriously. Today, I wanted to go to the shops to buy Hichew, which I am totally addited to. So went there. And when I went to the cashier, the shopkeeper, whose a woman in her early 20s, was reading a magazine. I waited for about 10 seconds and she was still reading it, while eating Pocky sticks strawbery flavoured. Then, I cleared my throat really loudly. She looked up with the most pissed face ever imagined and she gave me the change. A message to the shopkeeper auntie: "You're a stupid, stupid bitch. I really hope you read this." Walked to the lifts. Found out that there was pee inside both of the lifts. Had to drag myself up the stairs to the second floor where I live.

Bought a novel. It is called 'Memoirs of a Geisha'. It's such an erotic novel. Ok, when Zhang Ziyi was small, she saw her sister's boyfriend playing with her breasts. Wow! Who would ever thought that conservative Asians would do such a thing.

There's like this whole wasteland near my house. I think there might be snakes or polar bears or chimps or Big Foots. I think I might explore the place. Or maybe I'll just ride a bike to Changi Village or Changi Prison or something. I need to explore the place where I live, do you know what I mean?