Hi! ANTM last night was great. I mean, I was like, Oh Em Gee when they told me that I'll get braids down to my waist to represent my people. I mean, like, 13 hours in that chair while weaveologists braid my hair is simply amazing! Like, I told them, "Don't Get it Twisted!" because if you get it twisted, I wouldn't look FEIRCE! I also had to tolerate 13 hours of whining by Miss Beauty Queen slash sociopath Cassandra! I mean, this is an oppurtunity of a lifetime and so, you musn't get it twisted! So Don't Get it Twisted!
Lisa's Ok. It's just that she never got any motherly love and pherhaps her mother got it twisted! I mean, why did I ever pick her as my partner! I'd rather have Cassandra! I mean, she's messin' with my mind! Oh, and I've also got big ta-tas and she doesn't have any lady lumps. Maybe it's a neglected daughter thing. I dunno. And stupid Jay tells me that I look like a dead carcass on a fence. WTF is that supposed to mean?! And his skin tone is so orange, and his hair colour is so indescribable that maybe it's a new colour! I mean, seriously, I should tell him not to Get it Twisted! Anyway, isn't a carcass dead?! What a stupid, stupid twisted bitch.
Was kind of expecting Cassandra to go but she got called out first. And I was in the final two with Diane. Of course, I got it twisted and got eliminated because Tyra said that maybe it's just a dream. Shut up, fattie! And she said that I look like a person who teaches models to model. Well, I'm gonna have to teach her a thing or two. Seriously, Oprah wannabe. She totally got it twisted! And thank god Channel 5 didn't cut the part where I was imitating Cassandra with the puppet dolls. Phew. Well, they didn't get it twisted!
So Don't Get it Twisted, Ok?!
Well, there's this guy from Singapore that kind of looks like me, his name is Hakim BTW. Anyway, he went to school and he told me that he's now 172 cm, which is like, 5"7' which is considered kind of short in the modelling world. And he was 165 cm last year so he grew by 7 cm in one year, which is totally untwisted! Oh well, Kate Moss is the size of a midget (5"5') and I'm 5"10'. That's ok, because he'll never get it twisted.