Thursday, December 08, 2005

My Unknown Models

Top Model Runway Ahead is so cool! Brittany looks like Adrianne Curry, Kahlen looks like Hilary Duff and Naima looks like her twin sister! But to tell you the truth, Naima and her twin sister should swap places so that nobody has to look at Naima's photographs.

Of course, there is the awkard situation where Tyra brings some contestants from the previous seasons and my mother kept asking me who won in each season. And then there was Ann, Toccara, Amanda and Eva from Season 3, which of course Channel 5 didn't show and the whole of Singapore said 'No' when they said, "Remember me? I'm the one with the degenerative eye disease!" or "Remember me? I'm the one who was big, black, beautiful and lovin' it!" or "Remember me? I'm the one who wrote 'Clean your shit' in people's low-carb brownies!" or "Remember me? I didn't say skinny, I said tall!". Ok, you guys don't get it. Well, my mother was shocked when she saw the flashback of Amanda confessing that she was legally blind. She kept asking me if she's blind now.

Do you ever realise that everyone's doing something except for Naima! What does she do? She only goes to talkshows and brags about how she won. Then she walks for them, and she walks like as if she's drunk. She only goes to playgrounds and stands there for mothers to say, "That's America's Next Top Model!". Ya, sure honey. Tell that to Yoanna House and ask what she's doing now.

Michelle looks so much better than when she was platinum blonde. I mean, who the hell has that kind of hair colour? Even Amanda changed her hairstyle. Oh, wait, you didn't watch Season 3 because Channel 5 never ever broadcasted it on its network.

Brandy has gotten one inch of her hair back and looks as horrible as that big afro hair. She looks as alien-esque as ever, which could be good for haute coutoure. But I do miss her 'I can't see my eyebrows' and 'I was making a joke to make myself laugh'. Well, at least she's doing something, unlike the universally hated Naima.

Keenyah interviews "A year ago, I was Keenyah. Now, I'm Keenyah [with a different tone]". Yeah, even the editors hate you. They showed all the bad stuff that you did; eating, blocking the door with your big fat tummy, bragging that you're black. And last but not least, getting screamed at by Brittany. Oh I love you Brittany! Now I don't really like Kahlen now.

Tiffany looked like a drag queen at the red carpet.

Thank god Top Model 5 is coming. My birthday wish did come true. Thank me for sacrificing world peace for Top Model.