I met my primary school friend on Friday outside the mosque. He looked like he was 18 and I look like I'm 12. I mean, seriously, he looks like a bike fanatic or something. I can't believe I used to talk to him. Maybe it's because he smokes. I dunno. He stole my WWE cards and returned them only when I got sick of WWE cards. What an idiot I was.
I watched the Battle of the Reality Stars thingy only because of Brittany. But they didn't really interview Brittany. They had unknown people from unknown reality television shows. And there was Wendy Pepper and Austin Scarlett from Project Runway. And Austin was like the fashion corresspondent. Hahaha! Funny! And Brittany looked georgeous! She should have won. Seriously...
Yesterday my family had a barbecue. My auntie cooked most of the food and all of the food that she cooked was overburnt on the outside and undercooked in the inside. I seriously do not know how that could happen. Anyway, I got sick of eating charcoal and decided to cook things myself. Then, my uncle wanted some more chicken wings so I had to be the stupid cook. I ended up cooking to perfection and everybody was praising me. I also invented a really cool recipe. You just barbecue some potatoes in aluminium foil. Then, you add mozarella cheese and cream cheese on it (lots of it) and microwave for 30 seconds. It tastes so good, you'll swear it's candy.
My cousin sleptover at my house yesterday and now everyone's at my house. Seems like my house is like a hotel and I'm supposed to entertain them. Hahaha!
My other cousin from my other side just gave birth and has named their daughter Hafizah! Hafizah! I'm so jealous! Why? Because my brother's name is Hafiz! Ya, I know, you can't name a girl Hakimah, but still, can't she just name her daughter Cassandra or Tyra or something. Anything other than Hafizah!