Oh BTW my mother asked me if I wanted to follow her to Indonesia and go to the religious teacher's kampung after my O Levels. Well, they're actually Indonesians. Of course my mother didn't ask me, all she said was, "After your O Levels, do you want to follow me to the ustadz's kampung? No? Maybe? Yes? Ok!" And I don't even understand Indonesian language! Yesterday it was official that my mother wanted to send me far far away. She told me that I could go the a 'prasantren' or however you pronounce it or spell it. It's in Indonesia or something. My mother said that it's a boarding house of some sort where you read the Qur'an during the day and you learn martial arts in the night. And you can't watch semi-nude, catfighting, nude-only-being-covered-by-bubbles, screaming, nude-only-covered-by-their-hair, lesbian, nude-only-covered-by-diamonds, atheist, legally blind, lupus-carrying, nude-only-covered-by-leaves, drunk, religious, impetigo-carrying, witness of Jehovah, buliemic, plus-size, bisexual, half-Persian, topless-only-covered-by-hair, bitchy, topless-only-covered-by-newspapers-stuck-in-London-phonebooth-with-5-other-women, collapsing, bald, boring, objecting-to-nudity, crazy women on television i.e. America's Next Top Model. I just kept quiet during the whole time hoping that my mother was only joking. I don't wanna be strapped with bombs! I've heard of these such places! If she really isn't joking, I am so going to burn my passport and I'm serious! She said that I could be there for a month. A month!!! A MONTH!!!!! What did I ever do to her that made her hate me so badly!!!! Arrrrggghhhh [does what Lisa does in the ANTM commercial]
On a lighter tone, we all know that we all love Brittany. Why didn't I like her during the show? Kissy kissy!