OMG there's like this newborn kitten on my lift landing and it's abandoned. Well, I noticed it yesterday and I heard some meowing sounds. So I thought that it was an adult cat or something, so I just left it alone. So today, when I came home from Sheng Song, I heard the meowing again. So I looked around and I saw a tiny kitten hiding under my stupid neighbour's old wardrobe. It was so small, it was like 5 cm long. Seriously. So I went back and told my mother and my mother freaked out. My mother is really terrified of kittens. But when I told her that it was abandoned, she cried fakely like Naima and wanted to do something. So I thought that the cat might be hungry, so I wanted to buy for it some milk. So I went to the shops and bought milk. But the problem is that the cat is like, really under the wardrobe and I can't get it out. All the while we were so-called 'trespassing' the neighbour's property. But I was trying to save a life there! Well, my neighbour's family is always out. So, I had to carry the cat and put inside this makeshift cosy corner made out of a shoebox and my old clothes. So I was scared that it might be carrying germs or bacteria or maybe cat flu! So, I put on some plastic gloves and carried it and put it inside the box and placed the saucer of milk in the box. It's really a newborn because it can't open it's eyes. All the while, my I-Robot neighbour who was 'busy' ironing her clothes and didn't give a damn about saving lives, didn't even turn her head. My mother and I like, cheered and stuff and my mother said that she's proud of me! Ha! And I haven't shown her my report book. The kitten's sleeping now. I think I'll call the kitten a unisex name, 'Kyle' because I seriously do not know the gender of the cat. I'm scared that it might pee when I look down there. That stupid I-Robot didn't even care. I hope she invites Brittany to a safari in South Africa and that woman gets eaten by lions. Ha!
Who wants a kitten? It's really cute! It's white in colour and has brown spots. My mother doesn't want to keep it because she doesn't want our house to smell like cat's urine. Adopt a cat, today!