My Classical Art

Outrageous! Or however you spell it. School holidays are making me stupider, or is it stupidier? Ok, whatever! Ok, so I was hungry at around 4 and wanted to have some tea. No, I didn't eat crumpets or butter cookies or biscuits or had tea. Obviously, anyone would know that there's always a McDonald's nearby, with the exception of people living in Simei of course. Well, went to Mac and tried out the Teriyaki Burger Meal and I was supposed to get the Seaweed Shaker for my fries but when I got home, I found out that I didn't get any! Seaweed Shakers are worth much much more than 20 cents I can tell you that! I'm going to write a letter to the president of McDonald's aka Ronald McDonald and his friends (Hamburglar, the unmemorable bird, the purple cone, etc.)

Ok, I have officially gone crazy like Disgusting.Crazy.Lisa. Ok, speaking of disgusting, America's Next Top Model has made me realise that Tyra Banks has gone crazy! I mean, if you think that she's crazy, think again because she's gone crazier! Somebody please get for her a strapjacket. Ok, this week on Top Model, the girls are supposed to be impersonating classic art but, of course, they had to pose with sex! Gong! I hope art enthusiasts blackmail Tyra Banks. I mean, seriously Tyra, you're a stupid, stupid bitch. I remember there was one conflict where there was one ad where models posed like The Last Supper and everybody was mad at them and the Pope wanted to ban fashion and crucify Tyra Banks and show her what it's like or something. Ok, maybe I was exaggerating. Ok, here's the fashion ad, CLICK HERE when it's supposed to be like this, CLICK HERE. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Tyra Banks and her crazy fashion world. Well, sorry if I offended any of you.

Ok, well, here's some of totally modified art.

Bre posing as the Mona Lisa. What the hell? She doesn't even pose like Mona Lisa. This girl's a diva! Divas did not exist during Da Vinci's days! The real art is HERE! BTW: Don't image Google Mona Lisa when your parents are looking. Just don't!


Jayla posing as Whistler's Mother. Well, at least this is Ok, but with the pink background? The real art is HERE!


Kim posing as Venus in the Birth of Venus. Ha! It seriously looks like a cheap work by Photoshop. And a lesbian is posing as Venus! Venus would be really really embarrassed, because this is the first time she is portrayed as a man! The real art is HERE! But do be careful though.


Nicole posing as The Girl With The Pearl Earring and what? I don't really know much about art. At least she looks a bit girly. The real art is HERE!


Nik posing as the Vitruvian Man. You know, the naked guy who's doing jumping jacks. Fortunately, she's not naked. The art is HERE!

See? Tsk tsk tsk.