Tuesday, November 15, 2005

My Bitchy Apprentice

Wow. Jennipher's actually Tricia. First of all, I didn't know she was a bitch in the first place. She's like a self-proclaimed bitch who enjoys being hated by everyone. Seriously, I think she's home-schooled and that's why she doesn't really have social grace. I mean, I'm stuck with her for the stupid Enterprise thingy and she talks to me like I'm stupid and dumb. I might be stupid OR dumb, but I am not stupid AND dumb. I'm sorry, I do not exist in this world just to feed her ego.

We were all forced to go to Pocatello (aka her house) today just to look at the stuff that we're going to sell and she's the biggest pessimist I've ever seen. Seriously, she would score a big fat juicy 'F' if she were to sit down for the sociology examinations. She thinks friends are for her to irritate, mock, insult and downright humiliate them. If Mattell would make a doll from her, the doll would say with her trademark phrases; "Go and die lar!" and "Get out of my house in 5 minutes or I'll throw salt at you!" and "Who wants to take this stupid shit home [referring to the goods]".

My handphone hasn't celebrated its first birthday, so I could repair it for free, but seriously, I prefer Nokia. I'm currently using this spare Nokia 3100 handphone and it's so GREAT even though it doesn't have a camera or MP3s. The best thing about it is that you get to save 10 minutes of your life every couple of days from charging your handphone. You just slot the circular charge piece into the charge slot and voila! It's charging! Stupid Motorola!