Desperate Housewives Rock My Socks!

Not really much to blog about, apart from the fact that I have realised that I do nothing on weekdays except for go to poly, learn, go home, do tutorial, study, sleep. Seriously!!! OMG I wish I had all the time in the world.

Anyway, watched the recap episode of Despo Housewives and they showed little fun-size clips which tells us why we love those four so much. OMG I realised that I LOVED Bree during season one because her quotes were so powerful. I actually laughed and was smiling and totally was anticipating for the "Rex cries when he ejaculates" quote. And also the "Palestine" quote was funny.

Something amazing happened during CSAS and my idea totally won the team in this game. And OMG we had to watch this boring old VCR video on handling harsh criticism at your workplace. Seriously, I dunno what link it has with CSAS. But I bet it links to Kevin Bacon. They gave you a step-by-step procedure on the art of giving and taking in criticism. It's actually really really boring because the characters were super boring because they were super interested in something so extremely boring. There was a boss who had to solve the conflict between this really rude angry bald man and this woman with a horrendous mini-afro. And seriously, the woman seriously looks like Vanessa Williams/Wilhelmina from Ugly Betty because of her orange texture and her high forehead and her weird lips. Oh and the boss helped to solve the issue blah blah blah. It totally reminded me of one episode of The Office where Michael tried to resolve the conflict between Dwight and Jim. Apart from the fact that that didn't put me to sleep because it wasn't so boring.

I'm madly in love with Rihanna and her new album Good Girl Gone Bad. And I just found out that she's only 19! OMG!!

I Love The Library!

I know this might sound really dumb and all, but OMG I totally love the school library! And it's not because of the books, it's because of the CDs. They have a ton of those old school music CDs where you can't even get at HMV or the one at Parkway. And they also have tour DVDs and stuff. So, I borrowed 5 which was the maximum I can borrow. They are:

- Mariah Carey's Daydream
- Mariah Carey's #1s (Video Anthology)
- Lauryn Hill's The Miseducation Of Lauryn Hill
- Nelly Furtado's Loose
- No Doubt's Greatest Hits

After I return I'm going to borrow many more!!

Ok, so I have gotten some more of my results and I'm quite happy with my results.

Oh ya and I forgot to mention that my eldest brother bought a motorcycle. I haven't tompang yet.

Holy crap! Christina Aguilera is in Singapore right now.

OMG and there's this huge event called Live Earth or something and I went to Wikipedia to find out the details. There's like concerts all around the world and Madonna's gonna be a headliner in UK. There's gonna be Naomi Campbell!!! Yay!!! And also Rihanna, Black Eyed Peas, Shakira, PCD, Kelly Clarkson and some other people. I'm surprised that Mariah Carey isn't in it.

Post-Holidays

Nothing to blog about apart from the fact that I failed only one subject. Gave myself a pat even though half of the class either failed one subject or none at all. I failed HAP (Human Anatomy & Physiology). But THANK GOD I PASSSED BIOCHEM! I thought I would flunk it and have to get extra lessons or something. Also patted myself when I found out that I got highest in class for CSAS (Communication Skills in Applied Science). It's really kind of a redundant subject because all you had to do in the test was spot grammatical/spelling errors and convert active voice to passive voice.

OMG something extremely crazy happened today. Ok, so I woke up extra early in the morning because lecture starts at 8 and I promised myself I would not be late. So the front door was opened in the morning. So what, right? WRONG!! Because after my mother left, and I was getting ready and all and I suddenly hear what I thought was my brother's ringtone. It kind of sounded like a baby's high-pitched scream. I thought to myself, "GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WIT U?!!!!" and I turn around and I saw an adult cat at the hallway. You see, you have to understand that when somebody normally doesn't have a cat and suddenly hears a high-pitched meow or whatever that was and sees a cat in his house, he would obviously scream "OH MY GOD!!!" and run around and wake everybody in the house and in turn, cause chaos. That's what happens when people see intruders, even if they're cute small furry animals. So I woke up my brother because I was scared the cat might go roaming around the house and hide under some furniture and it would be impossible to leave the house before you get rid of the cat. Actually the cat was hiding under the dining room table and after I opened the door it ran away. Ok, I think I might have overreacted. So anyway, I saw the cat when I was coming back. I think it's abandoned or something. It was hanging around the void deck area, and I kind of did something stupid like as if I'm Eliza Thornberry and talked to the cat for about a minute. I stopped talking because this man was approaching and I didn't want him to think that I'm a crazy cat person.

I CAN SLEEP IN TOMORROW!!!! YES!!!!

Ultimate Random Dreams

Hey everybody! Ok, I'm having really really weird random dreams. Like, it's so bloody random and it's really weird but I'm kind of having about 3 dreams a night lately. I kind of have forgotten some of my dreams, but I remember one dream was when I was making my way down to Toa Payoh central (the HDB Hub to be exact near the Pizza Hut) and across it is Long John Silvers and decided to go in and the whole of the Temasek 06' cohort is there eating a breakfast buffet. And I remember thinking it was unhygenic because everyone was using their hands to pick out their food. So anyway, another dream of mine concerns food also. I dreamt that there was some contest in an auditorium or something and someone dragged me backstage for help. That someone is my class monitor (his name was Jason) when I was in Primary 5. Seriously, and he needed help or something and all I remember was him pouring chocolate on steamed white rice. Umm, eww.

Class chalet yesterday. I don't know if there are people in my class that read this (or anyone, as a matter of fact), but honestly, the food wasn't so great. They marinated the chicken with only BBQ sauce and one of my classmates joked that it was Nando's Peri-peri sauce (which was obviously false) but I was so in awe at the fact that it was really BBQ sauce that I sniffed it to see if it was real. Then a whole lot of others sniffed it. Before you know it, people from afar might accuse us of glue sniffing.

Anyway, I seriously do not know how people can actually live one day without sleep. I know I'm not the kind that takes naps in the afternoon (unless I've come down with something serious, like the avian flu or something) but seriously. And to think that some people have the energy to do stuff right after their night of non-sleepiness.

Urrgh! Anyway, my brother was watching wrestling (WWE) and I decided to watch a bit and they said something about Vince McMahon (the chairman or something) being dead or something and I was like OMG and decided to Wiki it and in actual fact it's just acting, JUST LIKE WRESTLING! Oh the irony. And I even went to lovely YouTube to watch the video and it was like, the dumbest thing ever. Ok, so here's the take on how he died or whatever.

Vince McMahon walks into the carpark. He looks worried, like as if he is foreshadowing the fact that he is going into his untimely doom!!!!! He walks to his limo, which takes about a minute even though he's like 5 feet away from it to emphasis the soap opera effect (which wrestling totally is) and opens the door and goes in (this takes another minute) and takes another minute to close the door at which the limo blows up in a "this-is-the-fakest-explosion-EVER!" kind of way. And the cameraman just stands there and doesn't call 911.

Seriously, you should watch it, and show it to your pesky cousins slash those people who still think that wrestling is real. And to think I was watching wrestling on TV and they had this memorial or something and everyone "mourned" a dead character. And wrestlers were being interviewed about how great he "was"/is. It's like me mourning Mary Alice or something. And seriously, for those of you still watching wrestling, please don't. You know, after watching it, it makes you feel really really stoopid, and to watch the people who pay good money to watch this live. I admit I was into wrestling last time, which had like, The Rock and Stone Cold and Triple H and Undertaker and Kane and all. And Booker T (the" can you dig it, sucka!" guy) is some crappy guy called King Booker who speaks in a totally fake-ass Cockney accent. And now they have this guy called the Boogeyman or something (I have the game, which I have not played for centuries) and he's really freaky looking. And he likes to eat worms and bang his head on a clock. He ain't no Flava Flav.

Yay!

Yay! I made it through!

Boo! A couple more days till poly starts. I haven't even revised on my Biochemistry which I totally need major help on.

Youtube is seriously the best website ever! This afternoon I was too exhausted to anything other than go to Youtube and search for vintage music videos. Watched the Like A Prayer video by Madonna and OMG it's so controversial because there's like burning crosses everywhere. No wonder everybody hated her. Ooh and Take A Bow is such a nice song. Ooh and remember Don't Tell Me and Beautiful Stranger. Ooh ooh and remember TLC? They rocked. It's a shame one of them died or something. Ooh remember No Scrubs? I still remember the lyrics! Oooh and remember Brandy & Monica with The Boy Is Mine? Ooh ooh and remember Lauryn Hill with That Thing. Ooh ooh and I watched the Britney Spears music videos when she wasn't a slut. Ooh remember Sometimes? And the dance steps? She was so innocent. It's such a shame. Ooh and remember Mandy Moore with the song "Candy"? I thought that was quite annoying. Ooh and remember Shania Twain? That Don't Impress Me Much? Ooh and remember Destiny's Child when they were a foursome! Ooh!!! No, No, No and Say My Name! Ok, whatever.

Wow. Still no tagboard, eh?

Jello-holic

I'm suddenly having this really weird obsession with jelly. It's so tasty!

Anyway, watched the MTV Movie Awards yesterday and it was really weird because there were a lot censoring and you kind of not know what were the words that were censored.

I'm in love with a singer called Amy Winehouse. Her songs are so nice and she looks like a secret lovechild of Lluvy from ANTM and Farahyn.

So anyway, ANTM, CariDee won even though she looked like a drunk homeless junkie on the runway. And Eugena totally looks like a lovechild of Ne-Yo and Naomi Campbell. She looks prettier after Monique got eliminated. When is ANTM 8 going to show on Channel 5?

Ok, I seriously don't know what to blog about.

Cleaning Out My Closet

I'm spending these few days cleaning my room because seriously, it's disgusting. Not really disgusting in a way that I have roast chicken under my bed, but it's just that I don't throw away things. I'm like those crazy old cat ladies who keep receipts since 1957.

So anyway, finally watched the Lost season finale this morning and OMG!!!! It seriously is one hell of a show. I mean, it's really crappy in a way that it forces you to watch the next episode just because you want to know what happened. Season finale was shocking because instead of flashbacks, they gave a flashforward which I initially thought was a flashback until this depressed Jack met Kate and told her that it was a mistake leaving the island. And seriously, WTF!!!!

Ok, off to cleaning.

Songs I'm Listening To!

Never Again - Kelly Clarkson
4 In The Morning - Gwen Stefani
I'll Stand By You - Carrie Underwood
Say Ok - Vanessa Hudgens
Makes Me Wonder - Maroon 5
All Good Things - Nelly Furtado
Buy U A Drink - T-Pain
Upgrade U - Beyonce feat. Jay-Z
Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie
Umbrella - Rihanna feat. Jay-Z
You Know I'm No Good - Amy Winehouse

It's Been A Long Time

I have seem to have forgotten how to blog! Gasp. Ok, whatever. Ok, actually I forgot to mention that I went to KL from the 30th May to 4th June. The trip there was kind of sucky because my parents were acting like little children. Sunway Lagoon was F-U-N because I actually went for all the water and land rides except for the reverse bungee jump (wasn't ready to kill myself), viking ship (must wear shoes. Me and my cousins just came out of swimming and were barefooted and in our swimwear), and the High-5 (it was under maintenance. Boo!). I actually was brave enough to go to the Top Gun or whatever the name was. It's like a more extreme viking ship where the thingy goes 360 degrees and keeps on going. Ok, actually I was so bloody scared lah. Even went for the kids' rides and made a fool out of ourselves.

So anyway, my tests are finished and yay! It's the term break. No waking up early in the morning.

I've realised that I haven't asked any of my poly friends to link me or go to my blog. And we actually have a class blog. Can you believe it? I dunno, it's just that the teachers in TMS kind of knew my blog. I'm not sure if they're still reading it.

ANTM yesterday sucked. Makes me hate Tyra and Miss J even more. Firstly, Miss J is so useless on the judging panel and what the hell were those clappers for? And Tyra tries to kill the girls off by placing them in an ice-cold water. Seriously, can't they warm up the water? And then she scolds CariDee for getting hypothermia and not listening to her body and she was nearly eliminated. I'm sorry, but Monique got eliminated because she was listening to her body and didn't push to the limit. And Adrianne had to attend panel even though she was in the hospital or else she would get eliminated.

Well, these few weeks have been sucky for me. Apparently, cries of help don't help you. I am so the black sheep.

Unmotivated

I seriously feel kind of unmotivated to study and I totally know the reason why. They don't have any pictures in powerpoint presentations. I seriously can't study by slides! It's kind of hard to focus on the subject. Like, all they have is diagrams that they drew. Like seriously, I was seriously stumped on orbitals in Organ. Chem. but after doing a little research of my own, I realised that it's just the way electrons move around the nucleus!!! And they didn't even tell us this.

I actually have a test tomorrow and I'm supposed to be studying. So I'm gonna need to bathe and eat and by the time I finish, It'll be Desperate Housewives time and I'm gonna start studying at 11. What great time management!

Speaking of Desperate Housewives, OMG it's totally starting to get better all of a sudden. And ANTM last night. Seriously, that season was really boring. I just wanna hug CariDee. I just realised that yesterday's episode was when I started loving Eugena for saying that Melrose was bipolar.

Ok I need to go and study now. It's gonna be a chore.

How To Stop An Exploding Man

Heroes season finale! OMG!!!

So anyway, all of a sudden I have come down with what teenagers call a breakout. And this is my very first breakout. Man, I feel bad for those with regular breakouts, especially girls who have breakouts when their periods are coming. They're both angry and pimply!

Finally lab sessions are exciting. We don't have to micropipette water.

I have an Organic Chem test tomorrow, thank goodness HAP lectures are cancelled tomorrow, so I CAN SLEEP IN!!! WOOT!!!

You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh

Blah

Hello, I still have time to spare before I have to get ready to go to school. Thank goodness for Mondays because I only have lab sessions on Mondays and they usually happen on alternate weeks, so I can sleep in on Mondays. Hooray!

I'm so clueless with Biochemistry. I have realised that I have:

- short attention span
- short-term memory
- restlessness and
- Tourette's Syndrome

Ok, I actually don't know if I have the last one but last year when I was watching Oprah, they had a special on that and it's when people cannot control some of their body parts. I have this tendency to shake my right leg when I'm sitting. It's not really shaking, but mostly vibrating.

Gotta start studying like crazy. I totally miss secondary school. The simplicity of it all. The learning of "the muscles contract and relax" rather than "the calcium ions carry away the myosin which creates a cross-bridge and so, the tropomyosin filaments pull away the whatever, thus causing contraction". URRRGGHH!!!

Tagboardless

Hello. Long time I never blog seh. Well, I have yet to have a tagboard. I'm so lazy. So anyway, here's the current affairs:

Melinda got OUT!!!! I'm so sad lah. I thought she was going to win the whole thing. I hope Jordin wins. I kind of not like Blake.

I'm FUNNY!!! OMG I made my classmates laugh like crazy. I dunno, was I funny in secondary school? I kind of forgot if I was either funny, sarcastic or lame. It's kind of weird that I'm hanging out with an all-guys group. It's kind of like really freaky.

NOW THIS IS THE ANTM PART SO THIS IS MAJOR SPOILERS!!!! I'M GOING TO REVEAL WHO THE ANTM 8 WINNER IS!!!!! SO CLOSE NOW IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE SPOILED!!!

So it's the final three. They had this CoverGirl ad where they had to do improv. Jaslene the Cha-Cha Diva "rocked" (according to Tyra) just because she spoke Spanish. Natasha kind of sucked to me but was too adorable and made everyone laugh with her Russian accent and scrunchy smile. Renee sucks because she actually said, "When I had my baby, I knew my life was over!" I bet her son will hate her once he's all grown up and sees this. So old Renee goes home. Finale runway showdown between the accents (according to un-racist Tyra). Natasha totally rocked the whole thing because while she was walking, her skirt was falling off so she just walked and the skirt drooped down on her ankles and she professionally just walked off and left the skirt there. Oh, Natasha! In the end, Jaslene won because honestly, she took really great pictures. And I will always love you, Natasha! I'm gonna watch the Tyra Banks show because of Natasha. I kind of knew that Jaslene was going to win from the very beginning for some reason. It's really weird that she was a Cycle 7 reject and I actually wondered why they didn't pick her for Cycle 7. Oh well, another season gone. Oh and I heard that they're going to KL, Malaysia for Cycle 9. Crazy, right?

Oh, Natasha!

Ok, I have just watched the latest episode of ANTM and I must say, I hate all the bitches ganging up on poor poor Natasha! More of that later. Well, nothing much to blog about except for the fact that a lot of people in TP have PSPs and some of them play during boring lectures. Hey! I want one too! No tagboard at this moment, so you just have to contain your excitement. I haven't even asked people to relink me.

So here's the ANTM part so get out of here if you don't wanna be spoiled. So the final four are Natasha, Jaslene, Dionne and Renee. In the beginning, I love all four of them (Natasha the most) and didn't mind who would win ANTM. So the story goes like this.... Natasha has phone kissing with her 40-year-old (non-virgin) husband and the funny thing was that it was on loudspeaker. Girls find Natasha freaky. Ok, I kind of found it weird because.... just watch it. I still love Natasha! She needs some testosterone, even if it's coming from the phone! Girls decide to go out and have a girls night out. Natasha decides to stay at home because of the sniffles. Renee, Jaslene and Dionne, while out, decided to bitch about how freaky Natasha is (no wedding ring, no pics of husband, no pics of baby) so they're thinking that she's phony and fake. Like, WTH??!! You guys heard her husband moan on loudspeaker, you idiots! Natasha thinks it's all jealousy, which I think might be the case. Natasha unfortunately sucks at the photoshoot which causes Jay to say that she was misssssserable! (seriously, it was in the subtitles) Judging panel. Tyra asks them who the girl with the least potential is. The three bitches say Natasha has the least potential. Then, it's Natasha's turn. And she totally laid a Smackdown on all three of them and I quote, "If Gisele Bundchen were to be standing behind me, I'd say that she'd have the least potential because she's such a threat!" and it's so cool because of her Russian accent and she pronounced Gisele as Jizzelle Boonechan. And I totally love Twiggy for saying that everyone's jealous of her. Oh my scrunched-up, puff-lipped Russian mail-order beauty! So she and Dionne are in the bottom two. So Natasha gets to stay and Wholahay goes home. And Renee and Jaslene are like, totally fucked up that Natasha stays. Shut up Renee and Jaslene! I totally hope Natasha wins the whole thing.

Fashion 101: Crocs = Haute Couture

Haven't been blogging lately in 2007, have I??!!

So anyway, I've been re-watching ANTM 3 and you know when you watch something again, you tend to find little details? Well, I totally found one in one episode. So Eva won a challenge (in your tall bitches face!) and brings along Ann and Kelle to go to a yacht with Yoanna (who's kind of has really flabby arms!) and there was this scene when Ann puts her legs up and she's apparently wearing Crocs!!! Crocs!!! And they're like baby-poo coloured. And Yoanna was like, "What kind of shoes are those?" in an interested tone. Eww!!

I LOVE NATASHA!!!! I hope she wins ANTM. Speaking of which, she totally said the best quote ever!!! "I just wanna tell you that some people have war in their countries." She said that when they were on go-sees and the girls had to return at 4.30 and Brittany was late because she blamed the taxi driver for not listening to her when she claims that she asked the taxi driver to meet her up at another address. She totally did not and she had a freakout and Natasha's gem of a quote was amazing along with her Russian accent. That would be my quote when somebody cries over nothing.

I think I might be funny! I crack people up in my class and I don't know why! Ok, so we finished our practicals at Level 8 and we were taking the elevator and we had to squeeze in and other people had to wait for another elevator, but one of my classmates kept on pressing the button so the door can't close. Everyone was like, "Wah lau!!!" and so I decided to add in, "I'm gonna beat you up!" in an ANTM-ish manner ala Ann/Jennipher which obviously wasn't going to happen, and everyone in the lift was laughing for some unknown reason.

Loving Heroes!! Don't understand the latest episodes. It's just sooo confusing, like, who's the bad guys and who's the good guys?

Retinitis Pigmentosa

You know what?! I've just realized that I have ANTM 3 so I decided to transfer them to my iPod. Such memories. The third season was kind of interesting and eventful. We had (in chronological order)...

- Tiffany and the "bitch poured beer on my WEAVE!" episode
- Amanda being legally blind and going completely blind when she's 30 (which is going to be in 2008)
- Kelle and her denial about her primitive snout ("I was in denial about my snout, but now I know")
- Tyra hating Kelle
- Jay hating Kelle
- me suddenly finding Kelle really adorable
- Amanda's lost crystals
- The mutilation of Cassie's precious brownies (HAY-SPAY-TU!)
- Nicole?
- Ann breaking up with Eva

Ya, ok whatever.

So anyway, poly life is extremely difficult! I'm drowning in the lectures! Don't understand Organic Chem and Biochemistry. Currently my favourite subject is Human Anatomy and Physiology because we're only learning cells and about their organelles like the FLAGELLA!!!! Hahaha, I giggled like a schoolgirl when I came across that word for some reason.

Suddenly madly in love with Alanis Morissette and the name of "Melrose".

Super Long Hiatus

Hello!! I changed the blog address. I dunno, my previous address is kind of dumb to tell you the truth. So anyway, poly life is sooooooo hectic!!! Well, I'm just exaggerating. It's just that my lectures start at either 8 or 9 am and most of the time they finish at 4 or 6 pm. But then there's breaks in between the classes. I'm in Biomedical Science in TP so I was thinking that all the lecturers would be the Einstein-ish kinds of people that put people to sleep, but actually they're kind of funny. Oh and OMG one of my subjects is Organic Chemistry! My Organic Chem lecturer is this pregnant woman (she's like 3 months pregnant) so she might go into labour during the lectures.

Anyway, my class is quite cool. Some of them watch The Office!!! I'm not the only one!!! And they hate Tyra Banks!!!!

Oh and speaking of Tyra, I've been following ANTM 8. OMG I totally am in love with Natasha. She's the Russian woman who married a 40-year-old guy when she was 18. She won this challenge and she's gonna be a correspondant for Tyra's crappy talk show, so I'm gonna watch her talk show just for Natasha! Everyone doesn't talk to her because they think she's a mail-order bride and there was one challenge where this bitch called Renee won and so she picked Dionne and they won apparently, Renee, Dionne and Natasha have toddler kids so Renee and Dionne get a visit from their families and Natasha felt left out and she cried. Awww! It's really sad. But Natasha ROCKS!

Taking The Long Way Around

Ok, this might be a little too late, but FINALLY!!! I do not need to step one foot into the CSC building again! Thank goodness! Those last hours of working was great, mainly because I was eating KFC in the pantry during the last hour. Besides, some people in that place really freak me out, thank goodness I'm gone.

Urgh! I'm gonna hate this weekend because I'm off to Bintan with my mother and my relatives from my father's side. It's really gonna be quite suckish because I do not click with them (as in my cousins because they're all adults). Well, we talk, but they usually talk to my brother and I just listen. Urgh! And they're totally opposites from my family. They're like you know, the royal family and don't eat anything without a "halal" mark on it. It's really hard to find snacks with that on it.

I need to go to Bedok today to get my medical report. I'm sick of going to Bedok Interchange.

OMG ANTM 8 totally rocks. The one showing after Ugly Betty is ANTM 7 which is like, really boring. ANTM 8 rocks because there's this Russian mail-order bride called Natasha and she a mother and she refers to her baby child as "Baby". Hahaha! She was like, "Oohh! Baby!" Oh and she totally rocks because she talks back to those important guests. I love her to bits, but too bad Tyra's obviously not gonna pick her.

Today's My Last Day!

Finally! Today's gonna be my last day. I also heard that today is also Puspa's last day. Everybody seems to be quitting at KFC.

Well, nothing much to talk about...

I just hate staying up late till 2!

Said something stupid just now. Urgh!

On a lighter note, I've got the latest season of ANTM on my iPod! Woots!! Somehow the previous season (Season 7) was very boring even though there was Monique who peed on a bed just to mark it as hers. When is Channel 5 gonna show that? So anyway, I'm falling in love with this girl called Jaslene who rocks! Oh and there's this Russian-born girl whose English sucks like hell. During a catwalk challenge, Ms Jay said that she walks like as if she's marching, but she thought that he meant 'Martian' and she actually took it as a compliment. Then there's this crazy freak called Jael who just rocks because her friend died of overdose and she's like, "No, Dude!" Then there's this dead ringer of Lindsay Lohan who just bitches about everybody is gives sarcastic obnoxious smirks to everybody she hates during judging. Then there's this woman Brittany who has the same hearing problem as I do. She also talks really loudly.

In other news, KFC service sucks to the bone! Just now I ordered KFC and the agent who answered was a noob. Since I go to "Shut", I don't really know him and he was so rude when I told him I work there, he was like, "I don't fucking care!" in his mind. He did not tell me the delivery time nor did he repeat my address and order. When I requested for 4 thighs, 2 drums and 2 wings but no breast, he just told me, "You work here, you know ah." When I got my receipt he requested for no breast only! If I were not working, I would have complained so that he would make a CSC error and never get paid! I was like, BITCH! The weird thing was that he was using Munah's ID. I hope he gets punished for that.

Oh and the riders suck like hell too. When I order Mac, they tell you to check if we have everything. For KFC they just shove you this plastic bag that's packed with everything inside, ask for money and just leave. Well, the bill was $21.80 and I told the rider I'd be giving $52 so that he can just give me $30 change and keep the really measly $0.20 tip (which is kind of miserable0 and he actually said, "So?" in such a rude tone. No wonder people accuse them of stealing the customer's slippers!

Taking The Long Way

Urgh!

Seriously do not know what to blog about apart from the fact that I'm chronically late. Urgh!

Listening to
Wasted by Carrie Underwood.

Flippy Keyboard

I am currently using those flippy wobbly keyboards that you can roll up and bring everywhere you go. Seriously, I this is such a hassle to use backspace a lot! I shan't use it anymore!!

So anyway, 4R chalt was crazy. I had to sleep inside a closet bbecase there wasn't enough space. The closet was too small so I had to raise my legs. Urgh!! Everyoe was playing the PS2 the whole night and we were playing this comic book Marvel fighting game and I would make up stories about Elektra (me) fighting with Charlene's character (i dunno who that woman is) because she slept with Daredevil and stuff and people were laughing. Didn't realise that I make sound effects subconsciously.

So after that there was this Movie Marathon organised by TMS. It's 2007's equivelant of Smashd. Dreamgirls was great but Happily Never After suckd eggs! It wasn't even funny at all! I was listening to the Dixie Chicks.

I am now madly in love with Say It Right and Not Ready To Make Nice.

The Office Is The Best Show EVER!!!!

Omg I have found a way to transfer episodes of The Office from this site to my iPod!!!! Yay!!!

Dwight: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Pam: Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?
Dwight: So that I can lower it.

If you didn't find that funny, you have no sense of humour.

TP

I'm going to go to Temasek Poly Biotechnology Course. My first choice. Well, to tell you the truth, I'm not too excited about the fact that poly is starting to begin in about one month. It's kind of scary. I dunno, poly sounds so "college-ish". Arrrgh!!! Can't I just go back to secondary school?

So anyway, I'm starting to make new enemies in my life. One is this retarded guy who works at the 7-11 near my workplace and he is such a bloody idiot! I dunno what's wrong with him, but everytime he gives change, he gives it in small measly coins (especially 5 cents). One time I bought a Kinder Bueno using a ten dollar note (I'm addicted to them) and he gave change with all coins! I got about 8 $1 coins. I was so fucking pissed off that he gave me the receipt and I just put it back on the counter. Everytime he gives me 5 cent coins I tell him I need other coins because I would be using a vending machine.

I'm starting to dislike one of my supervisors. He kind of has a double personality. He can be really nice (maybe a little too nice) and sometimes he's like, a bitch. Seriously, yesterday he just came to me and opened up this order and usually if someone were to do that, it means that you made a mistake, so I asked him if I made a mistake. Then he just scolded me and said, "How the F should I know! It's the restaurant's fault!" He didn't say "fuck" but he said "F". What the fuck lah! And somehow I am oblivious to the fact that I'm very very loud when I talk to the customers. So yesterday, he also told me to lower down my volume with his piercing eyes of death. Seriously, I WANNA GO BACK TO SHUT!!! Where's Kef?

People, don't ever EVER!!!! pierce your tongue! I dunno, but it's like, totally gross! A few days ago I was lunching with my colleagues and this girl had to take out her tongue piercing (which looks like dumbells) because she had to eat quickly and there was a hole in her tongue! Eww eww eww. I asked her if it hurts and she said, "Nope" in a casual tone. And Shuib's friend Raiz has one too and it's like so disgusting. Yesterday he was playing with the piercing. Yuck yuck yuck!

Drained!!

You know what? Suddenly, I'm finding my work to be quite interesting. Mainly because two days ago, I was shifted to another area where we are supposed to just call customers who want us to call back because previously they couldn't order due to overwhelming orders. Usually, the store would still be shut and people would be like, "Oh I already had dinner. Never mind." And then you put down the phone and that would take like, 5 minutes. Ok why am I blogging about this?

And yesterday I thought that the moving to the new area was just temporary for me but instead, the supervisor for that area asked me to move. And the supervisor totally rocks man! She has a bit of obsessive compulsive disorder and needs to know all our received complaints (from customers) and tells us that when we're in doubt, look for her, even if she dies. And her briefing's are like, 15 minutes when usually other supervisors' briefings are less than 3 minutes.

Now I also take in KFC Enquiry which can be either complaints or really enquiries. Or if the stupid customer is an asswipe and doesn't know between Enquiry and New Order, it can also be a new order. Complaints are really stupid because there are really kan chiong people who call up 5 minutes after they order and claim that the order hasn't arrived and want to check where the order is. Seriously. Oh and one time I had to call an Area Manager (there are about 8 AMs in Spore) and everyone was saying that the AMs are mean as hell but apparently, I got a nice one. Thank goodness lah. Other than that, the people who just ask about enquiries are the best. They are in no hurry to order so you can just talk and talk to the customer about everything KFC delivers.

Poly starts in about one months' time and I am telling you I am totally not ready for school!!! Seriously, I think I may have forgotten everything that I learnt. Urgh!! I don't wanna go poly! I'm scared I might go crazy. I wanna go back to secondary school (Sec 3), when we didn't really care much about our studies.

Prison Break

Haven't been blogging much, mainly because I have been working my ass off at work and this has resulted me into getting the Triple Threat (flu, cough and migraine). Wanted to go to the polyclinic this morning but right before I was about to leave, there was this boy who rang the doorbell and he tried opening the door but it was locked. I was like, WTF!!! Just leave! I didn't answer then after 5 minutes of pressing the doorbell like crazy (which worsened my headache), he went down and I heard something, like as if some furniture was being pushed. I went to the balcony and there was this maid who saw me (I live on the 2nd floor) and she said, "EH GOT SOMEBODY!!!!" and I immediately like, took cover and stayed in my room for an hour. Seriously, that was really stupid. Then after I didn't hear the noise anymore, I quickly left the house. I was being kept a prisoner in my room!!!

Anyway, today was payday. Apparently, my pay for this fortnight is extremely pathetic. And to my horror, the polyclinic was closed!!! They re-open in the afternoon. So I had to drag myself home and two hours later, drag myself back to the poly. The doctor there was so uncharismatic and didn't really care about my feelings. I asked him if I could get an MC for tomorrow "just in case" but he said, "Why?" Then I told him about how I'm working for KFC Delivery and that I cough like mad and would have to put the customer on hold and stuff. Usually, if the doctor would have some glint of human heart, he would say, "Ok, sure. Get well soon!" But he just kept quiet and looked angry. I think he might be an android.

Still madly in love with the Dixie Chicks.
I'm not ready to make nice
I'm not ready to back down
I'm still mad as hell
And I don't have time to go round and round and round
It's too late to make it right
Probably wouldn't if I could
Cause I'm mad as hell
Can't bring myself to do what it is you think I should

Not Ready To Make Nice

Ahh!!! Just watched the Grammys (taped) and I am somehow in love with The Dixie Chicks. Apparently, everybody hated them because the lead singer dissed George Bush for going to war 4 years ago and everybody hated them for wanting peace and being anti-war. Seriously, they were then rewarded with 5 Grammys for being controversial and also a song which I didn't know until yesterday (Not Ready To Make Nice) and it's so bloody nice. And Carrie Underwood remembered to say thank you to American Idol, unlike Kelly Clarkson.

Anyway, I got myself an iPod!!!! Yay! Finally I don't have to compress all my songs and have high-quality songs instead! Yippeee!! Oh and I can put videos in it! Woot!

I'm gonna go crazy by the end of the week because of work! I'm going to work overtime + on public holidays.

Thinking About Anna

My stomach is still topsy-turvy from yesterday. Urgh!!

Anyway, couldn't sleep last night because Anna Nicole Smith's death was haunting me. I dunno, now I have a morbid fear of waking up to find headlines which read "MARIAH CAREY DEAD" on the Yahoo website.

Anna Nicole Smith Died Before I Could Tell Her My Results

Kidding!! Just needed a title to suit both topics happening today.

So anyway, today I woke up half-conscious and clicked on Internet Explorer and immediately, (my homepage is Yahoo!) I see "ANNA NICOLE SMITH DEAD!!!!!!". Ok I was exaggerating with the exclaimation marks. Anyway, it's kind of weird because I know that her 20-year old son died late last year just when she gave birth to a baby boy and now she's dead. The irony of it all is that I didn't really know what movies/tv shows she acted in. I only know she's some Playboy woman or whatever. I immediately told my mother and the first thing she asked was, "Did she die of drug overdose?" Oh man I feel sorry for that baby of hers.

So anyway, let's put death aside and focus on my crazy anxiety attack. So now that I've got my pay, I decided to cab to Parkway for lunch and meet up with some Temasekians. So I was wearing my uniform. Before I told the taxi auntie (yup, a woman taxi driver) my destination, she asked me, "How come you're not in school?" After explaining that I was just taking my O Level results she started moving. Seriously... So anyway, she kept on asking about my parents' occupations and asked me how much I get from my parents daily. Then, I told her that I myself supply myself with pocket money and that I am temporarily financially independant. And she was sooooo blooooooody slooooooow!!!! It took 20 minutes to get there. In the end she just charged me $10 even though it should be more, which was kind of nice for the auntie. OMG I almost had a nervous breakdown at Parkway and couldn't eat anything.

Got O Level results. Yay! It's really weird that after that, it's like, "What's next?" Oh and Charlene came and brought heart-shaped cards for everyone in the class and she started crying and Nani and Izzati started crying and it was like Oprah! I nearly cried.

OMG I GOT A1 FOR MY ENGLISH!!!!! THAT'S LIKE THE MOST UNLIKELY SUBJECT TO GET AN A1 IN!!!! I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT I MESSED UP IN MY ESSAY!!!!

Ok, I should stop writing like that. Anyway, celebrated at Pizza Hut. Came home. Really tired from all the screaming and shouting just now in the hall.

Broke No Mo'

YAY!!!! PAYDAY TODAY!!!! I'm going off to Loyang Point to check out my bank account!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOTTTTSSSS!!!! But first, I need to bathe!

Anyway, my dad brought back two Indos who are going for this course in S'pore. I thought they were those holy people but I was wrong. They were OK and they looked like they were in their early 20s.

I'm off to the yellow brick road leading to an ATM machine! WOOTS!!!

Urrrgggh!!! Now I have to learn the Pizza Hut menus!! Ahh!!! Great! I'll be answering calls all day long because usually Pizza Hut has more calls than KFC. They didn't even give me (and Andy, and Sarah and Nuriman) a choice.

Maybe I should work for Mac instead. I mean, it's 24 hours so I can work during the graveyard shift. Thank goodness I'm not working on Friday lah.

So anyway, today my father's coming home with two electricians and they're sleeping over at my brothers' rooms! I hope they're not the over holy people who flinch at the sight of shorts. How I wish I was working today.

OH AND I'M GETTING MY PAYCHECK TOMORROW!!!!! YAYY!!!!!

Either it's $548 if I don't have to contribute to CPF or $438.40 if I have to contribute to CPF. Those miserable calls from idiotic people seriously paid off!

Anyway, I'm having a permanent sore throat from work. Now I sound really weird.

Mariah Carey's new album is going to be called....



............


ILLUSIONS: THE BUTTERFLY WITHIN

I hope this means that she goes back to singing those pop songs.

Kiss Tyra's Fat Ass

Oh dear, I have not blogged for one whole week! OMG!

Ok, so doomsday (i.e. O Level results) is on Friday.

Anyway, Tyra tries to make a "controversial" statement on her talk show, which is kind of pathetic. She tries to attract people to watch her show because of these lame stunts. Recently, she disses everybody who calls her fat and she cries because everybody is doing that to everybody and stuff and lastly, she says "KISS MY FAT ASS!" and the whole audience stands up and applauded. Hold your horses, audience, it's not like as if she gave you guys cars or anything. Sheesh. Anyway, watch the video!

Will update sooner or later. I need to get ready for work.

I'm as sick as a pig!

I developed fever and flu overnight! OVERNIGHT!! Can you believe that! So next morning (Thursday), I was really sick and couldn't work because my voice is so yucky and I have to sniff/cough every few seconds. So I dragged myself all the way to the polyclinic. I almost died there. When registering, the receptionist asked me if I was still studying. I told her that I was working so I needed an MC. And guess what?!!!

SHE TOLD ME THAT NOW THAT I'M WORKING, I WOULD HAVE TO PAY AS AN ADULT AND I WOULDN'T GET ANY CHILD / SENIOR CITIZEN BENEFITS!!! (which is actually just a $2 subsidary or something like that)

This might not be much, but I was so shocked. I repeatedly told her that I was waiting for my O Level results and would continue education but she totally ignored me.

Anyway, the doctor was really really uncaring towards my illness. He was totally robotic and stoic and didn't care about the patients. I told him that I had a mild fever the night before and he checked my temperature and said that I didn't have any fever! What?! He only gave me those small yellow pills for flu, some yucky orange flavoured lozenges and even yuckier cough syrup, the ones that somehow people are addicted to (YUCKS).

Anyway, had to go to the lobby and settle my bill and the most funniest thing happened. The receptionist flashed my Q-number and called out my name (Abdul Hakim). And immediately, 3 Abdul Hakims came to the receptionist! Hahaha! The other two were paiseh because they didn't see the number.

Will post Sims pics when I get better.

Songs I Am Listening To

10. I Think I'm In Love With You - Jessica Simpson
9. I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker (With Flowers In My Hair) - Sandi Thom
8. Lithium - Evanescence
7. Promise - Ciara
6. Makes Me Wanna Pray - Christina Aguilera
5. Come Back To Me - Vanessa Hudgens
4. Irreplaceable - Beyonce
3. Say It Right - Nelly Furtado
2. This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arm's Race - Fall Out Boy
1. The Sweet Escape - Gwen Stefani feat. Akon

Well, I lied about the one-week hiatus thingy. O Level results are coming out on Feb 9th!! Maybe lah. Don't get too excited. OMG I'm so so nervous, like what if I messed up big time on my essay and fail English?! OMG that would be scary seh. Sigh.

I'm currently suffering from flu and a sore throat. When was the last time I was sick?

Anyway, work has been OK for me. I received 3 compliments! Yay! So I'm gonna get a $40 voucher. The supervisors are really nice, even though they're like, you know... I made friends with a mother and a wife and I thought that she just finished her O Levels. Anyway, she's like, in her early 20s. No, she's not those slutty kinds who just leave her kids at home without any supervision. She seems educated and keeps on talking to me in English even though I talk to her in Malay.

I am seriously keeping my class waiting for the chalet! Sorry! I'm gonna do that right after I blog.

According to my archives, the last time I cut my hair was on October 11th. So now my hair is the longest to date. My mother is begging me to cut my hair. I must admit, it gets kind of irritating because sometimes my hair pokes my eyes.

Yay! Mariah Carey is releasing a new album in Spring this year, which means around March to April! Yay! Hope it's as good as Emancipation Of Mimi.

Anyway, it's really obvious that my second brother has started smoking. He reeks of the cigarette smell and he would go out every three hours. I don't mind it. I'm already used to smokers in my family (I am the only male in the family, including my mother's relatives, who doesn't smoke). The scary thing is that I clearly remember my brother saying that he would never smoke because they smell. And now, he's doing it! AHHH!!! I have to promise myself I would never smoke... EVER!!! Seriously, my uncle died of lung cancer a decade ago because he smoked.

Nocturnal

I have become those people who would sleep late and wake up late! Ahh!! Last time in Sec 4 I was the morning person who would wake up at 7 and read the papers first thing in the morning! Now I don't feel sleepy even at 1 in the morning!

Anyway, too tired / lazy to blog. I'm on one week's hiatus. Will be posting Sims pics of my Simmies.

It's Bloody Cold

Is it me or is it getting colder. Seriously, I was like, freezing in the MRT and thought that it would be warmer when I alight but that didn't happen.

I have not been blogging much.

Anyway, I've been playing a bit of Sims 2 lately, I'll post the pics soon.

Lips Of An Agent

Yucks! Yucks! Last night I had a dream which thought me about Physics and stuff! Eww!!!

Just ignore the last post. I've been doing a lot of silly bold stuffs which I would later regret.

Anyway, I woke up today and I saw that my lips were kind of beestung and they looked like they belonged to Jennifer Garner. Seriously, last time I watched Alias (not anymore, it's too bloody confusing) and her lips are like, permanently bee-stung.

Anyway, came home really late yesterday. Finished at 11. Oh and there was this guy who wanted to order KFC who kept on joking with me. He told me that he would die if he didn't have any breasts. And I was like, laughing my ass off and some people turned around to look at me. See, not everybody is mean.

Oh and it was raining and bus 3 was late. So I had to take 358 and walk a bit. Ugh! I hate the bloody rain!

Dripping With Hypocrisy

Oh anyway, watched Oprah yesterday and James Blunt was performing. He looks really freaky when he's performing. When he was singing "Goodbye My Lover", he looked like he was going to burst into tears and have a breakdown, but after performing he was like, smiling and hugging Oprah. And his voice belongs to somebody who's undergoing puberty. Like as if his voice just broke.

I'm currently going through numerous "What the fuck" moments. Stop poking me. When will people learn? If you wanna bitch about me behind my back, do it BEHIND MY BACK, not right in front of me... please lah. I've gone through many miserable things in my life, OK. I have learnt to keep my feelings to myself. I don't wanna be fucking hurt any further. Love it or hate it, I can't change myself. I don't think there has been a time when I'm happy with my life. I have the right to be depressed, but I am not. I have learnt to hide my sorrow in front of people until I go home. I'm not fucking stupid. I can sense hostility! You're dripping with hypocrisy. Nobody knows that, do they?

Please don't like, ask me how I'm feeling with questions like, "Eh, are you ok or not?". Obviously I'm not fucking OK with the current situation that I'm in. I didn't even do a single fucking thing and suddenly, the fucking problem is on me and EVERYBODY now fucking hates me for some reason, which I will not find out because this is all fucking bullshit. I don't give a fuck anymore, lah!

Wow, that was expressive. Anyway, bye. I have to organise the class chalet. You know, I work during the weekends. How bout you guys? Wait, what do you work as? When did you start working? You didn't tell me. Oh yeah, you don't need to tell me.

Facade

Some people can be so fucking rude!

Last night I had to be nice to this woman ordering KFC. When she finished ordering, I wanted to repeat and confirm the order but then she fucking shouted at me and said, "EH! I KNOW WHAT I ORDER, OK? CAN PLEASE FAST OR NOT! I'M SICK OK?!!! JUST HANG UP THE PHONE, CAN?!!!" Well, I can't hang up the fucking phone, you fucking bitch! I didn't even repeat and confirm the address, didn't give her the reference number, didn't repeat the order. I hope she gets the wrong things. And I hope she's suffering from some some incurable disease. Fuck you, bitch!

Finished work at 11. OMG Toa Payoh is so scary at 11, I tell you. I thought I saw drug addicts in front of the library, ironically. Anyway, I was listening to How To Save A Life and the thought suddenly struck me! All my life I have been living in delusion thinking that I didn't know anybody who had committed suicide. Actually, I know 2! 2!!! TWO!! Can you believe that? Ok, last time in Primary school one of my brother's aquantances jumped off the flat when he came home late from school and his father scolded him thinking he was playing truant. Then the other one was this girl called Karen from my class in Primary 1 and she committed suicide in Primary 5 because of the stress. Ya, then it's like so weird, because I still remember what she looked like in P1 (I only remember about 10 people in P1. I even forgot the name of my teachers!). Ya, she used to wear a lot of talcum powder, and everyone called her "Carrot" for some unexplainable reason. I had goosebumps. I nearly cried but thank goodness I didn't, lah! Because I was sitting across a group of mats and minahs.

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Compliments

Ahh!! Yesterday I received a compliment from my customer. Well, she actually took time off her life to go to the website and give a good feedback on me. Actually, I think I know who sent me the compliment, because there was this nice lady who asked for my name before I could give to her in the end and she said that I had a friendly tone. Hahaha!! Yay! Now my name is shown on this electronic board and my supervisors came to me to congratulate me. Daniel Vosovic (my boss) also came round to my desk and shook my hand and told me to "keep up with the good work."

Then, an hour later my supervisor told me not to ask everyone if they wanted extra chilli sauce. So much for Going the Extra Mile for Service.

Finally, I could install Sims 2 Nightlife and play it. There are some glitches so I think I'm gonna have to re-install everything.

There's this middle-aged woman in her 40s in the workplace called Sara and she was making really random conversations with me. She was asking me about the book I'm reading (Adrian Mole) and all of a sudden, she's asking me if I knew Townsville Secondary School, then all of a sudden, she started talking about her church group reading some book about famous artists and all of a sudden she started talking about how many Saras there are in her church group. Then she said, "Sara Poh, Sara Chan, Sara Lee..." then I wanted to make a joke and say, "Oh like the cake ah?" but then I was scared that she was the Sara Lee she was mentioning. So I just smiled and nodded. She speaks really loudly to the customer (poor them) and one of my supervisors nickname her "Loudspeaker" HAHA! Well, nobody seems to like her, which is kind of mean. I'll try to be more friendlier to her.

OMG I'm a workaholic!!!

Busy busy busy!! Leaving house at 9, coming back at 11, since Wednesday.

My new New Years Resolution would be not to curse too much. No, seriously, I seem to curse a lot in my mind! So I'll try to be nicer, inside my mind.

Well, work has been great. I just befriended this older Mat this morning. His name is Syed and he's like those people you think will beat you up if you stare at him for more than a second. He's actually quite nice and he told me about the movie Blood Diamond which he watched yesterday (was on MC yesterday) and he told me everything about the movie. It was really weird, but then he seems nice and he helped me out when I forgot to put in the special requests to the restaurant.

Sensed some hostility among some people. Just something which I will refer to when I'm grey and old.

Did something stupid during lunch yesterday. It's like, the most stupidest thing one could ever do. I feel so like, "OK, I shouldn't have done that..." But it's now in the past now.

Listen

Ok, that's what I'm supposed to do in my job. Well, yesterday was quite a first-day. Firstly, I was in training so I was buddy-ing with Sarah and she took the calls. Apparently, my uncle called and it was so coincidental, I tell you!

Then after the break I was going solo, and the beginning sucked like hell! Ok, so it started at 5pm so this woman called me and told me to have a delivery time of 6.30pm and I kind of panicked and forgot the delivery time code and took a little longer than usual, then the stupid woman asked for my name. So, it isn't a good thing because she might complain. Stupid woman, can't you see it's my first time. Then the superviser was nice to move me somewhere else because my microphone was too soft and I had to shout to her. So I sat in between Sarah and a woman called Lindy. She's a bloody pro who reads magazines while ordering. Then I got the hang of it and then this woman asked for my name and then she said, "Thank you so much, Hakim!" Ahhh!!! Those sweet words.

Ok, whatever... Anyway, it's quite a slack job. The manager looks like Daniel Vosovic from Project Runway. And the senior agents like to curse at one another. And yesterday I took calls once every 10 minutes. So you can read magazines while waiting for a call.

And also, Caucasians seem to say "Yup!".

Songs I Am Listening To

10. Unappreciated - Cherish
9. Love @ 1st Sight - Mary J. Blige feat. Method Man
8. Crybaby - Mariah Carey feat. Snoop Dogg
7. How To Touch A Girl - Jojo
6. Runaway Love - Ludacris feat. Mary J. Blige
5. With You - Jessica Simpson
4. Loverboy - Mariah Carey
3. How To Save A Life - The Fray
2. Say It Right - Nelly Furtado
1. Listen - Beyonce

Not Unemployed Anymore

I currently work as a KFC Delivery phone operator alongside Sarah and Nuriman. Pay is $4 per hour, which is kind of low but then the job's real easy and you can pick the shifts you wanna work in. And it's fun talking to strangers.

Went for training last night from 6 to 10. It's amazing how the database keeps record of people's address and contact details and what they ordered last time.

So, anyway, can't wait for my first paycheck! Ahhh!!! Oh and I did something so embarrassing during the training. See, Sarah told me earlier that she's not coming to the place because it was her off day, but then when the trainees were sitting and waiting for other trainees to come, this girl in a tudung who looks like a dead ringer of Sarah came in! Seriously, she looks exactly like Sarah, so I kind of waved at her and whispered loudly, "SARAH!!" and she kind of looked at me like, "WTF?" and everybody else was like, looking at me like I'm some kind of freak. Then, I realised my mistake and totally kept quiet throughout the training.

Totally relieved about the "fucking terrified" incident I mentioned earlier.

2007

Well, a year has passed. I'm going to be 17 this year. Sarah and Hannah are going to turn 17 in a few days' time, which is kind of freaky. Well, Happy New Year. This year is the year where I will not be attending secondary school! I'm so fucking sad lah! I wanna go back to school tomorrow!

Anyway, went to this New Years' party at my dad's place in Bintan. It was semi-suckish, semi-nice. The older Rahimah Rahim was performing and my father told her that my mother is her biggest fan, which is totally a lie. Well, she sang quite well. The MC sucked like hell. Everyone there was either drunk, promiscuous, dancing or violent! I mean, seriously! This guy was drunk and he was dancing like a madman and when security tried to calm him down, the drunk guy punched the security guard. Haha, now he's banned from the resort! Anyway, I was right below the fireworks and was scared for my life. I thought that the fireworks were gonna fall on me and burn me but it cooled down and disappeared before it reached the ground.

There was this hip-hop band consisting of teens and they sang pop songs with a touch of rock. Seriously, it was like, the coolest fucking band I have ever seen! Some songs they sang were Hips Don't Lie and Heaven. And the girl singing has the nicest voice ever!!!

After the countdown there was like, this disco and the only people who were on the daancefloor were the employees (waiters and chefs). The DJ was sucky because he played rock songs. Seriously, he should have played pop songs like Promiscuous or Buttons!

I nearly died in the all-terain vehicle. My elder brother drove the vehicle and he kept on drifting and water and mud splashed onto me!!

It's really weird that it's 2007. The future is here.

I'm so fucking terrified! It has been almost two weeks!

Oh, Saddam is already dead. It's like those moments where you don't know how to react. Happy that a dictator died or sad that someone was hanged.

Boxing Day

Have totally become sick of the usual "My _______" posts. Usually because I have already used it before, and was thinking of using catchy and punny titles, like the previous one.

In other news, I've just finished reading Adrian Mole and the Weapons Of Mass Destruction. Yay for me for reading a book other than Harry Potter! I borrowed another book by the same author of Adrian Mole called Number Ten but somehow I find it so bloody boring. I need a humorous book to read. I'm trying to see if Teri Hatcher's autobiography "Burnt Toast" is available on loan. Last time I checked they're all borrowed.

I have totally changed my phone cover. It is now all black and it has a very nice and smooth velvet feel, like as if I painted it using poster paint. It's so nice to stroke it. And the keypad is really nice, because it's like, black. It looks like a brand new phone. Honestly, I bought it for $8 at the pasar malam across Tampines MRT station.

Listening to Crybaby by Mariah Carey feat. Snoop Dogg
When I think of our untimely end
And everything we could have been
I cry
Baby I cry
Late at night
Like a little child
Wondering around alone
In my new friend's home
On my tippy toes
So that he won't know
I still cry baby
Over you and me

I am totally in love with the new Jojo song How To Touch A Girl. No, it's not a song concerning paedophility. It's just so weird that she's younger than me (by 2 months). Honestly, I'm jealous that she's a famous pop star.

Oh and I heard that Beyonce was nominated for Best Actress for Golden Globes for her role in Dreamgirls. Ahhh!!! I seriously wonder if her acting's great. I thought she did OK in the Pink Panther and I thought she did horribly in Goldmember.

Aarggh!!!! When?!!!

Gotta go, gotta watch The Office, my fantasy workplace when I grow up.

Case Of My Mum's Ex

Yesterday, I decided to follow my mum to a wedding. The only reason was because I was craving for nasi bryani. It has been a long time since I ate that.

Anyway, it was my mother's old kampung folks' son's wedding so I didn't know everybody. My cousin is only Sec 1 and he keeps trying to stand really close to me for some absurd reason. Once I swore he was trying to sniff my hair. And he kept bugging me about what I wanna do in the future and stuff.

Had to sit in between him and this old lady. Thank goodness she was making conversations with me. She asked me how was I related to the bride and groom. I told her that my mother was in the same kampung as the bride's parents. Then she asked me which kampung I live in. Then, I saw Farzira, who's the ex-neighbours of my mother's kampung folks.

Ya, then the controversial bit. When we were about to leave, my mother and my uncles + aunties were walking around meeting their childhood friends who have all grown old. It's really weird to picture everybody when they were kids. After greeting them and we were walking away, my mother said, "Oh, that man was my ex-boyfriend." She totally dropped the bomb on me!

I JUST SAW THE MAN THAT COULD HAVE BEEN MY FATHER IF MY MOTHER HADN'T BROKEN UP WITH HIM!!!! OMG!!!!!!

I kept quite throughout the whole day, trying to imagine what would happen if my real dad isn't my dad and that man was my dad. I mean, I would have totally different relatives, a different grandmother, a different dad, a different lifestyle, maybe I might have not gone to Temasek, maybe I might have become a rebel and run away from home. Ahhh!!! Thank goodness the man did what he did to piss off my mother so that they broke up forever!!

Songs I Am Listening To

10. Walk Away - Paula DeAnda
9. All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey
8. Say It Right - Nelly Furtado
7. Irreplaceable - Beyonce
6. How To Touch A Girl - Jojo
5. Wind It Up - Gwen Stefani
4. Runaway Love - Ludacris feat. Mary J. Blige
3. I Wanna Love You - Akon feat. Snoop Dogg
2. Ride For You - Danity Kane
1. Promise - Ciara

My Horlicks Ice-Cream

Went to band concert last night. There was like, a Christmas collaboration featuring Christmas songs. I was disappointed because I was expecting them to sing "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey (lyrics by her too) but they didn't.

Anyway, ate Horlicks ice-cream before the concert because Sarah bought it and it was tasty. It tasted like, Horlicks.

Back to my old computer. Everything is gone!!! All my files are gone.

Anyway, I tried watching Grey's Anatomy. It's an OK show, I guess. Well, the episode was about the main character's (Meredith) one night stand with a guy. Then, the guy came to the hospital because his penis couldn't stop erecting and they had to use a syringe and suck out the blood. Ew. Ya, and there were two doctors who were talking about their sex lives while in the middle of an operation. It's very illogical. It's like, Desperate Housewives meets E.R.

My Foolishness

I have been manipulated!

Argghhh!!!

I now feel like a character in those situational comedies.

My Sucky Service

I had the most outrageous service last night at Long Johns! There were 3 people in front of me in the queue and I had to wait for half and hour to get my bloody food! Seriously, the people there are so slacky and they're not in panic mode. If Long Johns were to implement a "wait-1-minute-and-we'll-give-you-free-cheese-dip" rule, they'll be bankrupt! And the girls there act like waitresses at Hooters. They stick their butts out when they're ordering through the slit to the kitchen and they act very bimboly.

In other news, went to the National Library on Friday because this interview place was beside it. I finally got Adrian Mole: The Wilderness Years. It's when he's 24-years-old. Yay! It's so hillarious!

Ok, I'm thinking of making a class blog. There's no common communication field among me and all my classmates. Toodles.

My Late Night Clean-Up

Cleaned up my room for real! I spent one whole night cleaning my room. Seriously, I had like, 4 garbage bags full of notes and worksheets. Now my whole room is just... empty. Ya, and it was kind of emotional for me because I was throwing away the things I usually do not throw (like worksheets and guidebooks). I kept the textbook to sell it. Great. It's one whole box full of them. I'm still not finished with cleaning the stuff in my wardrobe.

Anyway, my mother dragged me to IKEA right after I woke up on Saturday, and it was not so huge as I thought it would be. VivoCity is bigger. It was crazy trying to steer the trolley because it was so fucking crowded, and everybody either had a little toddler or an elderly person with them. My mother just left me behind while she was having the time of her life. Anyway, it's really hilarious to see pictures of Swedish designers on the walls of every single room. Furthermore, there were too little workers! They should seriously employ me!

Once I start working, I plan to buy albums and have a collection of them. Yay!

My Year-End Charts

1. Promiscuous - Nelly Furtado feat. Timbaland
2. Wind It Up - Gwen Stefani
3. Buttons - Pussycat Dolls feat. Snoop Dogg
4. Promise - Ciara
5. Irreplaceable - Beyonce
6. Me & U - Cassie
7. Hurt - Christina Aguilera
8. Circles - Mariah Carey
9. Fergalicious - Fergie feat. will.i.am
10. Check On It - Beyonce feat. Slim Thug
11. Unfaithful - Rihanna
12. Get Up - Ciara feat. Chamillionaire
13. Too Little Too Late - Jojo
14. Walk Away - Kelly Clarkson
15. Here To Stay - Christina Aguilera
16. My Love - Justin Timberlake feat. T.I.
17. One And Only - Mariah Carey
18. Maneater - Nelly Furtado
19. Illegal - Shakira feat. Carlos Santana
20. We Ride - Rihanna
21. I Don't Need A Man - Pussycat Dolls
22. Smack That - Akon feat. Eminem
23. A Million Miles Away - Rihanna
24. Makes Me Wanna Pray - Christina Aguilera
25. Say It Right - Nelly Furtado
26. When It All Falls Apart - The Veronicas
27. Be Without You - Mary J. Blige
28. Deja Vu - Beyonce feat. Jay-Z
29. Sexyback - Justin Timberlake
30. Ain't No Other Man - Christina Aguilera
31. SOS - Rihanna
32. Wait For You - Nelly Furtado
33. Come To Me - Diddy feat. Nicole Scherzinger
34. A Public Affair - Jessica Simpson
35. F.U.S.S. - Christina Aguilera
36. Say Somethin' - Mariah Carey feat. Snoop Dogg
37. Come Back To Me - Vanessa Hudgens
38. Stars Are Blind - Paris Hilton
39. Tell Me - Diddy feat. Christina Aguilera
40. Tainted Love/Where Did Our Love Go - Pussycat Dolls
41. Do It - Nelly Furtado
42. Fly Like A Bird - Mariah Carey
43. Show Stopper - Danity Kane feat. Young Joc
44. Again And Again - Jewel
45. Ugly - Sugababes
46. I Belong To Me - Jessica Simpson
47. Money Maker - Ludacris feat. Pharell
48. Ring The Alarm - Beyonce
49. So Lonely - Mariah Carey feat. Twista
50. Crazy - Gnarls Barkley
51. Goodbye Alice In Wonderland - Jewel
52. Wait A Minute - Pussycat Dolls feat. Timbaland
53. I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker (With Flowers In My Hair) - Sandi Thom
54. Where'd You Go - Fort Minor feat. Holly Brook
55. Ridin' - Chamillionaire feat. Krayzie Bone
56. Long Way 2 Go - Cassie
57. Satellite - Jewel
58. Hips Don't Lie - Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean
59. Break It Off - Rihanna feat. Sean Paul
60. I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! At The Disco
61. Gimme That - Chris Brown feat. Lil' Wayne
62. Luxurious - Gwen Stefani feat. Slim Thug
63. London Bridge - Fergie
64. Do It To It - Cherish feat. Sean Paul Of The YoungBloodZ
65. Black Horse & Cherry Tree - KT Tunstall
66. Torn - LaToya
67. Joy Ride - Mariah Carey
68. Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
69. Push The Button - Sugababes
70. Beep - Pussycat Dolls feat. will.i.am
71. I Wanna Love You - Akon feat. Snoop Dogg
72. Nothing In This World - Paris Hilton
73. Invisible - Ashlee Simpson
74. Breaking Free - High School Musical
75. Sorry - Madonna
76. Don't Bother - Shakira
77. Bad Day - Daniel Powter
78. Lips Of An Angel - Hinder
79. Take The Lead - Bone Thugz-N-Harmony
80. U + Ur Hand - P!nk
81. How Many Lies - Pussycat Dolls
82. Call Me When You're Sober - Evanescence
83. Tokyo Drift - Teriyaki Boyz
84. What's Left Of Me - Nick Lachey
85. Crash - Gwen Stefani
86. Unappreciated - Cherish
87. A Girl Like Me - Rihanna
88. Bossy - Kelis feat. Too $hort
89. All Good Things - Nelly Furtado
90. Everytime We Touch - Cascada
91. Stupid Girls - P!nk
92. Love Me Or Hate Me - Lady Sovereign
93. Good Day - Jewel
94. I Can't Hate You Anymore - Nick Lachey
95. Afraid - Nelly Furtado
96. No Hay Igual - Nelly Furtado
97. Bite The Dust - Pussycat Dolls
98. L.O.V.E. - Ashlee Simpson
99. Control Myself - LL Cool J feat. Jennifer Lopez
100. Who Knew - P!nk

My Conversion

Wow! I finally converted to this thing called Blogger Beta. Sounds Greek to me. It's really different, like a new and improved Blogger.

Anyways, I have not been blogging much, have I? Well, came back from Johor with a warning from the customs because we actually bought too many movies. Thank goodness Singapore's customs are not strict at all. Anyway, the shopping there was sucky at first in the morning because we had to go to this ugly shopping mall to buy all the movies and my dad's software thingies. And you know what! All the DVDs were hidden inside this hidden storeroom and you had to be accompanied by the store owner. Then when you wanted to leave, you have to tell the person and he'll accompany you back to the outside of the store. It's kind of like, the Mafia. Well, not many interesting new releases.

After that, went to a more modern shopping centre called City Square. All the Chinese girls there dress like Harajuku girls. Seriously, is there like, a Harajuku religion there? But everyone dresses in style there (including the mats). Makes you think that Singaporeans dress really crappily (including me). Ya, you know how I wanted to demand like a little spoilt brat? I got what I want. In fact, my parents were like, encouraging me to buy more clothes. My dad was like, "Wow! This is nice. Let's buy it!" Ya, and I saw Shaikha at one of the shops! I was like, OMG! You know, it's even more coincidental when you meet somebody in another country.

Ahh!! The ANTM finale hasn't been uploaded! I'm so tempted to go see the forums to see who wins! Hurry up and upload and end all this animosity!!!!

My New Ex-Job

This morning, I received a call from the mafia. This bubbly soft-spoken secretary was speaking to me. What a great way to represent the mafia, woman. Anyway, she called to say that I got the job and that I had to go to the cafe on Thursday to Saturday for a course and I didn't completely intepret what she was speaking whether she said formal or informal attire. That's probably one of the main reasons why I'm not going. If I go with the wrong attire, they might use their revolver or something and bury me alive and send me an evil half twin to replace me in my life. The other was that I was brainwashed by my mother who said that it's all commision crap and they're just manipulating innocent youngsters who DESPERATELY seek money to at least pay for their lunch. Anyway, my elder brother worked for this company after his Os and worked in the marketing sector and had to actually lend people money so that they can buy his products. How stupid can one get? I would never part ways with Yusof Ishak.

Anyways... I told my mother and she went beserk and PMSed all over me. I mean, I didn't tell her that I didn't want to go in the first place but then she reminded me to not get a job and get into first 3 months. NEVER, I say! I hope I don't get in first 3 months. I wanna work so that I could at least buy something. My mother is so mean, she wanted to pay me $150 for this month if I just help around in the house. When I told her that it would be $5 per hour, she said that a maid gets paid $150 monthly and they also have to cook. What the?! So, I'm like a maid? She's so condescending. She said that I need to learn the value of money by earning money. Ya, I would be learning that if I were to get a JOB! I've been doing housework for 16 years and the only pay I get from my mother is the gift of life. She never pays me for being a good son!!!! I never smoke, I never drink, I never take drugs, I'm not loose! I'm going to Johor on Wednesday, and I am going to be a big baby when I get there and demand what I want.

Ok, let's talk about ANTM. If you do not wish to be spoiled on the latest season of ANTM 7, then do not continue further.



Anyway, the final three are...


Melrose
Eugena
CariDee

Yep. Ok, so I'm gonna talk to myself from now on.

Melrose
Well, she really can model. But everybody seems to hate her. She seems over desperate over winning. She's kind of like Jade, but she actually can really model. She looks old as hell! She doesn't strike me very well. Anyway, out of the final three, I hope she doesn't win this. Everybody would hate Tyra. But the thing is that Tyra doesn't know that she's such a butt-kissing boot-licker.

CariDee
Ahhhh!! What happened to you, CariDee?! The show's trying to murder you! The show's trying to make us hate you! And Tyra and Nigel are joining forces to break you! Ok... Anyway, she seriously looks like Cindy from Jimmy Neutron slash the actress who played Mystique in X-Men who I can't spell, whats-her-name Rebecca Romjin or whatever. Anyway, love you CariDee! Hope you win. Never has there been a blonde winner! I still love you!

Eugena>Is it morally right to love somebody you initially hate? Eugena is the girl! She looks kind of like Mary J. Blige. Woots! Anyway, I totally hated her in the beginning of the season because she was siding Monique during her insanity. So, now that she's gone, Eugena is kind of cool in dissing everybody. If CariDee doesn't win, it's alright if she wins. Go, Eugena!

SEASON FINALE ON WEDNESDAY!!! CAN'T WAIT!!!

My Early Rise

It's 8 and I'm awake! Believe it or not.

Anyway, saw Saw 3 yesterday. Ahh! I seriously wonder how the Jigsaw guy and his apprentice do all the traps and kidnap people. Heard there was a Saw 4. Seriously, when is the guy going to die?!

My Unfaithfulness

OMG I'm not blogging as usual. I think I'm losing my blogging touch. I mean, I am so so lazy to blog.

WIND IT UP!
Anyway, I'm madly in love with the song!!!! OMG I don't know when I was in love with a song before. Maybe the previous song I was in love with was Promiscuous. Before that was We Belong Together. Ya. So, I'm in love with the song. LOVE IT!

Also love The Office! Makes you wanna work at Dunder Mifflin.

Anyways, I'm going to Johor this week! Yay! My mother's forcing me not to go for other job interviews but the irony is that she's not giving me any pocket money. I'm gonna be bloody poor! It was like, some sort of sick cruel twist to some sort of reality show. Like The Amazing Race where they take away the people's money and force them to beg.

WIND IT UP!

Thank goodness I watched 40-Year-Old Virgin yesterday morning when everyone was out, because it's really really... not suitable for me. Didn't get some of the jokes.

My Interview With The Mafia

Great, now I am addicted to Sims 2. I played it like, the whole of this morning and totally forgot to bathe/pee/eat breakfast.

Anyway, went to an interview near Dhoby Ghought yesterday at this "cafe". Seriously, the place had black Mercedes cars parked outside and all the employees are Malay and they were wearing black long sleeve shirts. And everyone there smokes, including the women, so I was so scared out of my wits that they might be like, Malay mafias and they wanted to hire me as a decoy or something. I wouldn't be surprised if like, Triads were to drive past and just shoot them. Well, after filling in the application form, I waited to be interviewed and guess who walks in? Erni. Yep. She got the job and she still doesn't know what she's doing. Anyway, got interviewed and I actually said "dwelve". OMG. Apparently, it's an MNC in the nanotechnology industry and the company's called Healthline or something like that. $500 a week! OMG that's like, more than a boy like me should be earning! Ahhh!!! I was so excited and was happy that the interview went well and stuff and when I told my mother everything, she went nuts because she thinks that it's all a scam and the $500 a week is all under commision and blah blah blah. Then, I realised that it's too good to be true. Ya, might be. Maybe I'll ask Erni.

Didn't realise that I have 40-Year-Old Virgin. The actor's the boss from The Office (the show which I am currently totally in love with). I used to like Alias, but that's only the first episode of the fifth season. It's really complicating. Like, the main character Sidney finds out that she's pregnant and her baby daddy died and she's still going around the world as a double agent fighting bad guys while facing morning sickness and lactation and it goes on and on...

My Grad Nite

OMG I totally forgot to mention about Grad Nite. Ok, since my posts are getting shorter and shorter, I'm gonna yap all night long. With details!

Anyway, got ready at 2.30 and took longer than expected. Nearly forgot to bring my ticket, I tell you. Anyway, had to take a cab to Nuriman's house because I was super late. Then, we cabbed to this bridal shop in Arab Street where Adam, Nani and Sarah got made-over. Met with them plus Andy, Izzati, Zia, Sham and Hannah. I was super broke because the ATM machine at Raffles Hospital was spoilt. Stupid ATMs. Anyway, went to this field right across the shop to do a mini-photoshoot. Kinda fun, but it was so bloody hot! And there were people looking at us, but who cares. Then it started raining and so, we had to find shelter and cab back to school.

Ok, then reached school. Ahh!! I mean, it was like, the last time we stepped into the school before getting our O Level results. Anyway, there was like, a guestbook at the foyer.

Went up and sat. Ya ya okay, I tell you everyting... So, first was the Adam's speech which ended with the You Give Me Wings song. No comments. Then, the Principal speech was surprisingly short. Then, Ms Neo's speech about the carpenter.

Then, they played the classes' Powerpoint/Video presentation. Ahh! Really made me realise that it's gonna be over. Like, I'm no longer able to use the nice blue coloured EZ Link card soon. I'm gonna have to pay more! No more recess! No more lab practicals! No more classes! Boo!

Then the 8-course meal food came. Ya, sounds fancy, right? Well, not really. First meal was like, Japanese seafood. I only ate the sushi. Soh Wei Jie was sitting at our table so he kind of ate a lot (more than me). I didn't even feel hungry, I tell you.

Ya, then they played games. I volunteered myself in one of them. I acted like Miss Swan and made a fool out of myself, which was really fun! We were supposed to guess what was inside the box and I sillily said that it was mini-marbles in potato salad. What the hell, right? Anyway, I won myself a device which Sham says is to protect girls from getting raped. It's like this thingy that when you yank off the hook from the device, it emits a loud noise. Haha, that is so cool!

Ya, then there was this lucky dip where some lucky bitch won an iPod! An IPOD!!! OMG! OMG! OMG!

Back to the food. There wasn't even any rice in any of the courses. Well, there was this rice dumpling which looked like it was soaked in soya sauce. Not for me. I think the theme of the catering was "Asian Food Even My Momma Can Cook Better". I mean, seriously. In one course, they had shitake mushrooms and broccoli. Which teenager likes broccoli?

Ya, then Adam won Best Dressed Male while there was a tie-breaker between Nani and Zizie for Best Dressed Female. The other nominee was Honghui, so she had to decide who won. Her bizarre fashion sense indicated that Zizie won! I was hoping that Nani would like, slap Zizie and they both roll off the stage and fall on a cake or something, but that didn't happen.

Ya, then Anavil and Charlene were the Prince and Princess of Temasek, which was a coincidence.

Ya, and then I went around the hall and the foyer like a madman for an hour while taking pictures of people + me. Kind of sad that they're all irreplaceable. Ok, since I don't really have the pics, just imagine me and the people here in a picture:
- Adam, Andy, Nani, Izzati, Zia, Sarah, Shamsydar, Nuriman, Hannah, Aisyah Manab, Hidayah, Farah, Ryan, Ruiqi, Felicia, Shirley, Shijie, Fel+Shirley+Shijie posing like Charlie's Angels, Mervyn, Anavil, Charlene, Suhaila, Nafisah, Farzirah, Shaun, Abhishek, Yu Ren, Sam Tang, Sam Lee, Jacob and a couple more...

Ya, then, I took pictures of the 4R guestbook because I didn't have time to read it because Mr Cuthbert was shooing us out of the building because it was already late.

Was broke, so had to take the bus home.

Anyway, just watched the latest episode of ANTM 7. Ok, here's a sneak peek of what happened. CariDee made a casual comment to Nigel Barker during the photoshoot and Nigel was offended. I can't reveal the results, so all I have to say is that it was such a casual remark, I tell you. I hate you and your crappy talk show, Tyra. Stop trying to act like Oprah. Puh-lease.

My Irretrievable Pictures

Yep. Even the Sim Lim people couldn't do anything about it. I'm trying to deal with this loss.

I'm suddenly in love with Buttons. Yesterday I watched the AMAs and the PCDs were performing and when they wanted to dance on the chairs, the girl on the extreme left accidentally dropped her chair and then, she had to like, do stripper-dance moves. Hahaha!

Grooving to ILLEGAL by Shakira
You don't even know the meaning of the words "I'm sorry"
Said you would love me till you die
As far as I know you're still alive
I'm starting to believe
It should be illegal to deceive a woman's heart

Oh and indeed yesterday was an unlucky day for me. I thought that bus 81 passes through this bus stop and I waited for about an hour for 81 but then, I decided to check the sign and found out that 81 doesn't pass through the bus stop.

Gotta blast!

My Lost Photos

Grad nite was super crazy slash fun!

But before that, MY IMAGES ARE GONE! Like, G-O-N-E! OMG I'm like super depressed! I'm going to Loyang Point to try to recover the photos. I like, took pictures with a lot of people and it's so sad that all of them are gone. Please, somebody help me! I've never been this sad. :(

Ok, here's what I did last night. I put the memory card inside the USB cable then opened the file. Then, you know the file is shown in thumbnails so like, half the images weren't uploaded through the thumbnails. Then, I decided to close the file then after that the screen only showed the background image and later when I wanted to get in the file, the computer tells me to insert a disk, meaning that the memory card is undetectable. OMG OMG OMG!!!

The pain reflected in this entry isn't even half of what I'm feeling inside.

I took more than 100 pictures siak!

My Brief JC Briefing

JC Briefing was so so quick.

So, me and my gang (too lazy to list names) went to Vivocity and walked around. I think I might be going to my uncle's house today to get the grad nite thingy-majigy.

Currently listening to Tell Me by Diddy feat. Christina Aguilera
The only part which I love is the part where Christina Aguilera sings.

I've been watching ANTM 7 on YouTube and OMG I have never loved a contestant like this before! I LOVE CARIDEE!!! Her name's spelt as CariDee, which is totally cool. I mean, I should call myself HaKim or HakimBo or something like that. Woots for CariDee! I hope she wins the competition seh. Currently it's the final 5 and all of them suck except for CariDee. I hope Melrose doesn't win. She sucks. Oh and Tyra hates CariDee for some reason. Go smear your eyes with Vaseline, Tyra!

My Jetsetting

I just came back and I am so bloody tired I could just lie on the floor and sleep.

Well, I was a real glutton at Bintan. Just enjoying the period when my metabolism is fast. Ya.

Swam like crazy. I was practically the only non-Caucasian on Friday at the swimming pool lah. But I'm used to it.

Ok, so my dad works at the resort and stuff and so he already has his own hotel room, so he booked a room for only me while my mother stayed in his room. So, it was awesome yet scary, yet awesome. Ya, I slept with the lights on.

I'm gonna be busy for this week only, then I will get myself a job! Yay!

My Os Are Done

Such a weird feeling, let me tell you. It's like, so weird that I don't have to study any more secondary school stuff. It's like as if I'm missing a part of me. But who cares, right?

Yay! Kind of went crazy after the last paper.

This week is gonna be a very busy week.

I'm off to Bintan tomorrow. I very lazy to blog lah.

My Slothiness

I'm making words like Jade. Anyway, for the first time in my life, I am so lazy to bathe. It's already noon and I'm finding it difficult to bathe. I wanna eat cereal but we're out of milk, so I can't go out without bathing first. I dunno, I just look really different and horrible when I wake up.

Ya.

Lazy to update. Zzz.

Oh great. It's raining. No milk. No cereal. Well, it's nearly lunchtime.

Need to study like crazy this afternoon. I need to advance compensate for ANTM tonight. Yay!

My Brother's Ghost Stories

Double post!

Forgot to mention what my brother told me about Tekong's ghosts! AHHHHH!!

Anyway, my brother said that there are occasions where the cadets trek around the jungle and sometimes one NS man is missing. Ya, that's not really scary right? Well, then he said that sometimes, there's one extra cadet when they return to camp. Freaky, right?

That's not all, peeps! This is even scarier! There's been stories around the whole of the Tekong camp that at night, you're supposed to sleep, right? (Duh!) Well, sometimes if you can't sleep, there would be a ghost that says, "Mak! Mak! Dia belum lagi tidur!" (translation: Mommy, mommy, he hasn't slept yet!). Then the child ghost will go to you to see if you're really asleep!!!! OMG then my brother said that you have to shut your eyes completely. If you open your eyes again, he will run to you!!!! OMG!!!! And that's only the child! Imagine what the mother might do! OMG OMG OMG!!!!

I can bet you that when you were reading the story about the child, you were thinking of the boy Toshio in Ju-On, right? I was. Another random thing.

My Camo-Phone

Random thing: Don't you just hate it when you drop something on a carpet (especially those with many many patterns) and then you try your hardest to find it everywhere then after 5 minutes of thinking that you'll lose that item forever, you find it right in front of you and you think, "I thought I looked over there twice!" That's one of life's mysteries.

Ya, so just now I dropped my phone on the carpet and searched for it like a dog. On Friday, I put my transparent set square on the same carpet and when I tried to pick it up, I couldn't find it and it took me a very long time to find it. It's like, a magic carpet or something. So I got sick of playing hide-and-seek and called my phone. Ya.

Didn't study on Saturday. Just laid on the sofa like a slab of meat and watched TV.

Then I did A Maths today, while so many people were jalan-rayaing (I study at the void deck).

With You by Jessica Simpson is stuck in my head! Woot!

I could let my hair down
I could say anything crazy
I know you'll catch me right before I hit the ground
Nothing but a tee shirt on
Never felt so beautiful
Baby as I do now
Now that I'm with you

My Brother's Stalker

I treated yesterday is if I finished O Levels. Ok, I know have to study during the weekends, for the last time.

Yesterday, somebody smsed my brother to "kenal-kenal" (meaning to get to know each other) and she said that she got my brother's number from his brother (meaning me) and she's 16, so ya. Then, I tried calling the number on my phone but it was unidentified. That's really weird.

OMG last night there was this chee-ko-pek! You know the yellow backpack backside peeker? This guy is another one. He's Indian and also has a backpack. The bus was quite full so the man was standing in front of two scantily-clad girls who were sitting and I was like, looking at his eyes the whole time. OMG it was so freaky! He wasn't focusing on one thing, he was like, looking all over the girl. OMG it was like as if he was mentally raping her. Then, the guy looked around to see other people, then when he saw me, I gave him the "OMG-you-sicko" look plus the eyebrow-raise. OMG!

Call Me When You're Sober.

Currently listening to All I Have by Jennifer Lopez feat. LL Cool J.

My Life As A Teenage Robot

Yup. A robot.

New video! And it's called Fergalicious! OMG it's video is so nice and the song rocks! It makes London Bridge suck eggs.

Mi matematik finito already. Yay!

OMG currently my mother is watching the music video for the Welcome To The Black Parade! I'm utterly speechless.

Izzati said that my voice improved! OMG! I feel so flattered! I'm gonna sound like Mariah Carey in a few years if I continue singing in the bathroom.

This video is really really nice! It makes you think.

My Halfway Point

E Maths
English
Social Studies
Elective Geography
Biology

What do these subjects have in common?
...

I DON'T HAVE TO OPEN THOSE FUCKING TEXTBOOKS WITH THOSE TITLES ON THEM!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Ok, sorry for the rudeness of my behaviour. Well, I think that all those subjects have been relatively OK. Like, somehow I sped up on my writing. I made a tiny mistake for my English essay and misread "Is it wise for Singapore to set aside some of its land for nature reserves?" as "Is it wise for Singapore to set aside some more of its land for nature reserves?" Get the jiff? Other than that, I thought my essay was quite OK. I hope the British examiners are senile.
Anyways, have you ever had like, this song stuck in your mind? I dunno, but I seem to have a different song everyday. Ok, for Monday, All For You by Janet Jackson was in my head. On Wednesday, Rock Wit U by Ashanti was in my head. And on Thursday (today), Family Affair by Mary J. Blige was stuck inside my head. Speaking of which,

Things I wanna do after my Os:-
- Clean up my room which is filled with notes and books and TYSes and FYSes
- Watch and try to undergo the decipheration of the complexities of Alias
- Watch 24 (one season, one day)
- Go to Vivocity
- Get a job (hopefully something to do with music. Or Mariah Carey)
- Find out the lyrics of Family Affair
- Get myself an iPod Nano with the money I saved from working (hopefully as Mariah Carey's assistant)
- Find out why Britney divorced K-Fed (yes, peeps, they're breaking up)
- ...more to come

Edit: Ok, I just found out the lyrics of Family Affair. Oh, the efficiency of the internet... Sing with me!

Let's get it crunk upon
Have fun upon in this dancery
We got ya'll open, now ya floatin'
So you gots to dance for me
Din't need no hateration, holleration
In this dancery
Let's get it perculatin' while you're waiting
So just dance for me

Wow! I didn't know that!

My Butterfly Incident

Omg I just saw a dead butterfly on the road. I took a picture of it because it's so huge. I was so scared that the butterfly might just come alive and fly to me and suck my blood.

Some really funny thing happened today. If you didn't know this, I usually study at the void decks. So, from Sunday, there have been foreign workers working next to the carpark. So, I didn't bother looking at what they're working on. So today, I decided to see what they're building and apparently, they were putting up a sign that said that they were gonna renovate the carpark building. OMG I tell you.

I recommend you watch the Christina Aguilera's video "Hurt". It's like, the best video ever! (next to Heartbreaker). And it's so so sad. But nice.

I can't believe I know who the winner is! OMG!

Did I do something foolish?

My Jalan Raya

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! I've been SPOILED! Like, REALLY REALLY SPOILED! OK, so I woke up and lazed around in front of the TV for a bit. And I was watching TRL on MTV and you know what? They actually showed the post-party of the PROJECT RUNWAY FINALE AND THEY SHOWED THE WINNER AND THE FINAL 3!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW WHO WON!!! OMG OMG OMG! URGH I JUST HATE BEING SPOILED!

Ok, yesterday went jalan raya-ing with Hidayah, Nani, Izzati, Adam, Sarah, Zia, Hannah, Nazurah and Nuriman. We ate at practically every single house I tell you. Anyway, went to Sarah's house first for breakfast. Her parents weren't at home, but we behaved. I think.

Then had to walk a thousand miles to Izzati's house. Watched Sesame Street there.

Then went to Adam's house.

Took a cab to Nuriman's house because he had to host at his open house. Watched a bit Scary Movie 4 there. It gets a bit boring when you watch it again for the fourth time.

Then, just followed the HML people to Cikgu Sahriana's house. Everyone was like, playing with her son, Hady Ryan. Ya, kind of cool. Ya, then went to Hannah's house and Aisya and Nasruddin joined us. The journey there was scary because I nearly bumped into the metal poles at the busstop which hold the bus numbers. You know. Ya, her parents weren't at home so we watched Danny Phantom.

Then went to Nani's house. Ya, awkard situation while on the way there. Hmm... Haha anyway, ate dinner while watching Nuriman's favourite soap opera, Princess Hours or something like that. It's like, Sex And The City (Seoul). Anyway, watched Nazurah's idol Miss Swan on YouTube. Played with the swing.

Went to Zia's house. Ate dragonfruit.

Then, had to walk to my house, which was quite far but the girls complained because they were wearing heels. Then, there was a surprise for me! Haha, ya, they brought a cake to my house. Blow candles. Cut cake. Take photo. Haha, THANKS A LOT, PEOPLE FOR THE CAKE!

Then, went to Nazurah's house and we like, watched Project Runway there. The pretty, innocent girl got kicked out over Elton John, so now I hate Heidi Klum. Bitch. She just wants to be the hottest woman in the room. Only me and Hid watched till the end.

Was surprised at the amount of money I made today. Wow! I practically went through a lot of emotions today.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT SEH!!!! PROJECT RUNWAY!!! URGH! WHY?! WHY?! Ok, actually they warned me and was talking about Project Runway and I knew that they were gonna reveal the winner or something, but then my heart told me to look away but my eyes told me to look at the TV, so I just followed my eyes' orders. Stupid eyes.