Ok, I have just watched the latest episode of ANTM and I must say, I hate all the bitches ganging up on poor poor Natasha! More of that later. Well, nothing much to blog about except for the fact that a lot of people in TP have PSPs and some of them play during boring lectures. Hey! I want one too! No tagboard at this moment, so you just have to contain your excitement. I haven't even asked people to relink me.
So here's the ANTM part so get out of here if you don't wanna be spoiled. So the final four are Natasha, Jaslene, Dionne and Renee. In the beginning, I love all four of them (Natasha the most) and didn't mind who would win ANTM. So the story goes like this.... Natasha has phone kissing with her 40-year-old (non-virgin) husband and the funny thing was that it was on loudspeaker. Girls find Natasha freaky. Ok, I kind of found it weird because.... just watch it. I still love Natasha! She needs some testosterone, even if it's coming from the phone! Girls decide to go out and have a girls night out. Natasha decides to stay at home because of the sniffles. Renee, Jaslene and Dionne, while out, decided to bitch about how freaky Natasha is (no wedding ring, no pics of husband, no pics of baby) so they're thinking that she's phony and fake. Like, WTH??!! You guys heard her husband moan on loudspeaker, you idiots! Natasha thinks it's all jealousy, which I think might be the case. Natasha unfortunately sucks at the photoshoot which causes Jay to say that she was misssssserable! (seriously, it was in the subtitles) Judging panel. Tyra asks them who the girl with the least potential is. The three bitches say Natasha has the least potential. Then, it's Natasha's turn. And she totally laid a Smackdown on all three of them and I quote, "If Gisele Bundchen were to be standing behind me, I'd say that she'd have the least potential because she's such a threat!" and it's so cool because of her Russian accent and she pronounced Gisele as Jizzelle Boonechan. And I totally love Twiggy for saying that everyone's jealous of her. Oh my scrunched-up, puff-lipped Russian mail-order beauty! So she and Dionne are in the bottom two. So Natasha gets to stay and Wholahay goes home. And Renee and Jaslene are like, totally fucked up that Natasha stays. Shut up Renee and Jaslene! I totally hope Natasha wins the whole thing.