My New Ex-Job

This morning, I received a call from the mafia. This bubbly soft-spoken secretary was speaking to me. What a great way to represent the mafia, woman. Anyway, she called to say that I got the job and that I had to go to the cafe on Thursday to Saturday for a course and I didn't completely intepret what she was speaking whether she said formal or informal attire. That's probably one of the main reasons why I'm not going. If I go with the wrong attire, they might use their revolver or something and bury me alive and send me an evil half twin to replace me in my life. The other was that I was brainwashed by my mother who said that it's all commision crap and they're just manipulating innocent youngsters who DESPERATELY seek money to at least pay for their lunch. Anyway, my elder brother worked for this company after his Os and worked in the marketing sector and had to actually lend people money so that they can buy his products. How stupid can one get? I would never part ways with Yusof Ishak.

Anyways... I told my mother and she went beserk and PMSed all over me. I mean, I didn't tell her that I didn't want to go in the first place but then she reminded me to not get a job and get into first 3 months. NEVER, I say! I hope I don't get in first 3 months. I wanna work so that I could at least buy something. My mother is so mean, she wanted to pay me $150 for this month if I just help around in the house. When I told her that it would be $5 per hour, she said that a maid gets paid $150 monthly and they also have to cook. What the?! So, I'm like a maid? She's so condescending. She said that I need to learn the value of money by earning money. Ya, I would be learning that if I were to get a JOB! I've been doing housework for 16 years and the only pay I get from my mother is the gift of life. She never pays me for being a good son!!!! I never smoke, I never drink, I never take drugs, I'm not loose! I'm going to Johor on Wednesday, and I am going to be a big baby when I get there and demand what I want.

Ok, let's talk about ANTM. If you do not wish to be spoiled on the latest season of ANTM 7, then do not continue further.



Anyway, the final three are...


Melrose
Eugena
CariDee

Yep. Ok, so I'm gonna talk to myself from now on.

Melrose
Well, she really can model. But everybody seems to hate her. She seems over desperate over winning. She's kind of like Jade, but she actually can really model. She looks old as hell! She doesn't strike me very well. Anyway, out of the final three, I hope she doesn't win this. Everybody would hate Tyra. But the thing is that Tyra doesn't know that she's such a butt-kissing boot-licker.

CariDee
Ahhhh!! What happened to you, CariDee?! The show's trying to murder you! The show's trying to make us hate you! And Tyra and Nigel are joining forces to break you! Ok... Anyway, she seriously looks like Cindy from Jimmy Neutron slash the actress who played Mystique in X-Men who I can't spell, whats-her-name Rebecca Romjin or whatever. Anyway, love you CariDee! Hope you win. Never has there been a blonde winner! I still love you!

Eugena>Is it morally right to love somebody you initially hate? Eugena is the girl! She looks kind of like Mary J. Blige. Woots! Anyway, I totally hated her in the beginning of the season because she was siding Monique during her insanity. So, now that she's gone, Eugena is kind of cool in dissing everybody. If CariDee doesn't win, it's alright if she wins. Go, Eugena!

SEASON FINALE ON WEDNESDAY!!! CAN'T WAIT!!!