My Double-Post Before Bloody Physics Practical Prelims

Ok, I just heard this song called "Too Little Too Late" by Jojo. It's so friggin nice! Ok, whatever. Anyway, I don't really know what to study for Physics Prac tomorrow. I'm just revising on Electricity and a bit of Light. But I seriously hope Electricity doesn't come out tomorrow. I mean, if something goes wrong with my batteries and I don't even realise it, I'm so doomed.

Didn't open a single book yesterday. Don't blame me. First went to Murbarak's Physics class, which was really great. He makes you want to learn Physics. That's what I call a teacher. He inspires. Ya. Then, the Mentos experiment, which cool. I mean, the Diet Coke went up to a height of about 2 feet. Ya. Then went to Long John's to eat lunch. Walked around TM to find the polo-tee for the Teacher's Day performance. Had to go early because my parents were at my Grandma's. Everybody assumed that I hadn't eaten, so I couldn't refuse my Grandma's food. You know when you think of "Grandma's food", you think delicious stuff. Well, actually it's false. So, I ate 2 lunches. Had to play around with my 4 other smaller cousins who were playing with those huge Lego blocks.

Then went to my uncle's house for kenduri. I dunno what's that in English, so ya. Reached home at 11.30. Was too sleepy.

Oh and my father has returned home. For good. Ya, he resigned because he's going to work in Bintan on Thursday. I actually went "Darn!" when I heard that he's going home because I'm never going to Seychelles. Then my father kept on telling stories about life in Seychelles. My father was the boss or something and he was acting like Donald Trump. Seriously, he wanted to fire a gardener because he ignored my father's orders to bring him a bottle of water. So, he returned before the gardener got fired.

Kaaa!

I'm so so so broke now. If you remembered, I have an aunt which I nickname Auntie Oprah because she likes to help mankind. Anyway, Auntie O gave me $10 for nothing. Then, she gave me 2 other $10 notes to give to my brothers. I'm like, "WHAT?" My eldest brother is working and my other brother is paid by the SAF to study! And I'm like, so poor! I have learnt to appreciate the value of money. This Hari Raya, I'm not going to spend a single cent on any nonsense. I'm going to invest!

Will probably blog on Thursday or Friday. Miss me!

My Audition

Everytime I blog, I am one week nearer to Prelims! OH MY GOODNESS!

High School Musical
Forgot to mention that 4R MADE IT THROUGH THE AUDITIONS! Yayness! Apparently, there's like a conflict between some classes. Shall not mention. Anyways, I seriously think that the most united classes are 4R, 4V and probably 4N. Don't protest if your class is not in the list. Please! Auditions was on Friday. Woots!

Mentos + Coke
We had a Rate Of Reaction experiment on Saturday after remedial. It was crazy! I dunno why I'm so lazy to blog. Like what Fel says, when you rarely blog, you tend to not know what to blog about.

Hair
I cut my hair already, which was so long. Then on Monday, Anavil brought wax and gave a makeover to most boys (including me) + Cheryl. Anavil was totally envious of my hair! Hehehe! Ok, lazy to blog.

My One Week Break

I have managed to stay out of Blogger for one week! Yay! Congratulations, myself. Why, thank you, myself. Well, here's a summary of what's happened this week.

Miracle At Bus 12
I'm totally in love with Bus 12! So, on Tuesday, I saw Hidayah in the bus and when we were walking to the bus stop opp. Bedok South Sec, we saw a TMS school tie! Hidayah wanted to give to the Lost and Found and put our own names but I wanted to put as anonymous. Haha, but then she said that we might get chocolates from Sara, so I put my name down. And guess whose it was? NURIMAN'S!!! Haha, he hasn't thanked me... YET! Oh and on Thursday, I left school at 7:30 and reached White Sands at 8:00, all thanks to Bus 12. Seriously, it's so empty and nice and you can just sleep in it.

Confessions Of A Bipolar
I dunno what the heck is wrong with me, but I think I'm having some personality disorder or something. At one moment, I would be cheerful and the next couple of hours, I would fall into a mild depression and the next hour, I would be back to being bubbly. I'm crazy! Is there anybody out there, cos' it's getting harder and harder to breathe.

Don't Speak
Orals was on Wednesday! At first, I was quite happy with the examiners because they looked like the typical nice auntie because they were wearing clothes you usually wear to the market. But then, when I approached them, one of them was super nice and the other was wearing this permanent bitchface face. Our topic was Public Transport and the reading aloud was Ok, I guess. The stupid thing was that halfway through reading aloud, I suddenly thought of the fact that this could either make me, or break me, and that I can't mess this up, then that's when I misread. Stupid mind. The picture was mediocre, don't feel like talking about it. The conversation was a hit for me. I think. I totally gave a lot of examples (like the mock bombings and the rise in cab fare) and personal experiences (like how transportation was like in Australia) Yay! I kept on saying the phrase "You can get from one side of the island to the other in a matter of minutes" 3 times.

My 3-Day Long Hiatus

I swear that I shall blog on weekends, unless something exciting happens during the weekdays, like if Mariah Carey decides to hold her concert in lovely firework-ridden Singapore instead of desertified Tunisia. Like, seriously Mariah Carey! If you're reading my blog, please come to Singapore! I'd give my all to go to your concert! WOOO!

Ok, sombre news people. Well, it's not that sombre, but it seems that I got a B4 for my Malay O Level Mid-Year. I got a stupid Pass for my Orals and maybe that's how I got a B4 because I swore I aced my written part. Like, I wrote quite well for my Paper 1 and the Paper 2 was relatively easy. I have decided to make the ultimate risk of not retaking because I cannot retake my Orals. What the hell lah! I thought I did OK for my Orals. Now I'm so nervous for my English O Level Orals. I think I have to cut my hair before the Orals, or else the examiners will think I'm a rebel or something. If my parents did not migrate, I would:

-Surely be in Higher Malay in P5 (I got tops in class for my P1 Malay SA2)
-Thus, go to Temasek Secondary as a Higher Malay student
-Thus, will not have to take Malay in JC

That's the consequence of migrating people. Beware! I have also decided not to retake Malay so that I can focus on my other subjects, which I hope I will excel in, like Bio and Chem and my both Maths subjects. I know this might be too ambitious, but here's my target for my O Levels:

English - B3
Combined Humanities - A2
Biology - A1
Chemistry - A1
A Maths - A1
E Maths - A1

Total aggregate - 9

Yes, this is overambitious me. But there can be miracles when you belive! As you can see, there's not trace of Malay, so I have to do well for my other Relevant subjects. I NEED to get at least B3 for English. I just pray I don't do anything stupid during English Orals. I just had to be in the All-Star English group. I hope the teachers don't interrupt me when I am speaking. It's very rude, you know.

Fly like a bird Take to the sky I need you now God Carry me high Don't let the world break me tonight I need the strength of you by my side Sometimes this life can be so cold I pray you'll come and carry me home

My Temporary Hiatus - Be Right Back

My National Day

Happy birthday, Singapore! Anyway, I stayed at home the whole day yesterday to do my revision. Watched the NDP with my mother and brother and it was so funny! OMG my mother and brother kept on making snappy comments about everything in the NDP. When the Anugerah winner was performing, my brother said that he sucks and another guy should win. Then my mother asked him if he listens to Malay music, and my brother said that he only listens to some. And I quote what my mother said, "Oh, I thought you were kental..." HAHAHAHAH!!! Then my brother said, "What if [insert prominent figure in politics] tripped while climbing the stairs?" HAHAHA! Then my brother asked my mother what the President was saying to the SAF people, and my mother said, "I think he's asking how long the SAFers have been standing." HAHAH! Then when the President was waving around the stadium on the lorry, she said, "Wah, what if he needs to go the pee or shit?" and my brother said, "Kena tahan ah!" HAHAHA! I tried to make snappy comments too, but nobody responded to me. Obviously my humour is not appreciated in the house.

After that was Singapoe Idol, which is getting really sucky. Gurmit Singh is like, a TV pollutant. He causes me to hate him, even more. Before Rahimah sang, she said her stuff and she said, "I'm going to be singing Confessions... (and at this point, I think "what? She's singing a song by Usher?") ...Of A Broken Heart (and at this point, I think "what? That's even worse! Lindsay Lohan? Sing We Belong Together or something! You'll get my vote!")". So she sang and it was totally sucky because Rahimah got overdramatic and tried to convince unimpressed viewers like I that she had a traumatic childhood or something. I currently hate everybody (especially Gurmit Singh) in Singapore Idol except for Dick Lee and Hady (which I'm not a big fan of).

My Red Day

Still madly in love with Circles! I was walking home today and I was singing like crazy. Nobody saw me.

Anyway, it was National Day Eve so we had to wear red. I wanted to save money and just wear my brother's National Day shirt from last year (mine was too short). Anyway, it was a little too big, so it looked like I was related to Mary-Kate and Ashley or something. HAHAHAH! Get the joke?

Anyway, the National Day Celebrations was a bit suckish. Nearly all the girls were complaining that they couldn't wear white. Then, when the band played the National Anthem and many people sang the National Anthem, I kind of had this feeling of euphoria and felt a bit weird, like as if I'm proud to be a Singaporean. So I sang my heart out. The feeling was spoilt when we were scolded for not singing.

The two emcees for the 3-mins-of-fame were like, throwing away the Singapore flag and holding the British flag! OMG please stop speaking in that way! I mean, try to adapt and speak broken English.

There was the Telematch and I was in it. Didn't win. Anyway, here are my opinions on the DJ booth. Firstly, they keep on playing songs which I have not heard of. Didn't hear Promiscuous from the DJ booth. Instead, they played local music (with the exception of some songs). Yeah...

Very lazy to blog...

My Circles

HOW TO BE HAPPY:
Step 1: Go to the nearest CD-Rama/HMV/any CD shop
Step 2: Buy Mariah Carey's The Emancipation of Mimi (It's bound to be at the best-selling artists section)
Step 3: Listen to the whole CD, especially Circles.

OMG I'm totally in love with Circles!!! It's like, better than We Belong Together!! I'm surprised that Mariah Carey didn't release it as a single... BECAUSE I LOOVVVEEE IT!!!!!

Haven't been blogging much, have I?

CIRCLES!!!! I'm going to try to promote the song tomorrow.

My Sulphur-Smelling Fingers

My fingers smell of sulphur! I need to bathe.

Anyway, my life is seriously becoming boring. Nothing to blog about. Except that yesterday me, Nani, Ryan, Mervyn, Shijie, Shirley, Sam Lee and Joanna went to Abhishek's house to play snooker. I could hit the ball, the white ball that is.

Bio Practical was silly. We had to measure the lengths of 40 rice grains. Can you dig that, SUCKA?! Ok, that was kind of rude, especially when principals and teachers are reading this.

Yay! Tomorrow PE!! This post is so redundant.

Yay! I'm going to Spize restaurant for dinner! Yum Yum :P Ok, I that's so girly.

My Blog-Reading Teacher

MS NEO READS MY BLOG!!! Holy crap! Now the whole class knows. I think I have become like the Xiaxue of Temasek or something. I shall watch what I blog in future.

Anyway, had Monday Blues the whole morning except after SMT! Well, if you teachers or staff are reading my blog, be warned because you are going to be spoiled. So click on the 'X' at the top right hand corner immediately.

Anyway, the whole class went to the Dance Studio to practise for our Teachers Day Performance. Yes, we're doing a dance. And OMG it's so bloody hard to dance like the dancers. I'm too frigid and stiff! I need to loosen up or something.

It took me only about 10 minutes to blog this entry.

My Food Fetish

I've been eating like a pig during this weekend!

Yesterday after remedial, I decided to take a new route and take a bus and stop at the SPC Petrol Station, cross over and take 12. I wanted to go to White Sands. Anyway, 12 took a bloody long time so I took 14. Such a waste of time. Anyway, I bought like, $9 worth of Old Chang Kee and ate them all at the bus stop. What's with slow buses? Reached home and my mother asked me if I wanted eggs, and I couldn't refuse because it had been a long time since I ate eggs.

Today, my mother offered me eggs yet again, and I yet again accepted the eggs. Then for dinner, my auntie and uncle and his kids and my family went to this eating place called Spize at Simpang Bedok and I have totally fallen in love with the food over there!!!! I mean, it's affordable and so freakin' delicious! I wanna go there tomorrow to tar-pau.

My Two Cents

In response to what happened today, it's my life! Don't you forget! And really, I think my blog has become the talk of the school staff room or something. Teachers and staff, STOP READING MY BLOG!!! Trust me, ignorance is bliss. Even if you wish to read my blog, pretend that you don't read my blog. Please don't counsel me. I'm not crazy.

Today was the most slackiest day ever!!! PE, then English. Mdm Wan didn't come so we were discussing on stuff during the whole period. Had a probability test. Talked during Malay, and Cikgu Nora aka Mrs Abu interviewed me and stuff. I think that the whole Malay class will go to my blog. Anyway, leave a tag.

After mosque, went back to school for the rehearsal of the concert item. It was one crazy day I tell you.

My Brother's Friend, Rahmat

A huge discovery! Rahmat knows my brother!!! Now he calls me by my brother's name (Khalil). He says that both our personalities are very different (DUH!). Anyway, Rahmat's actually quite a nice person. See, I get along with everybody (except for Marco, which will be explained later). Today and yesterday, Cikgu Nora was 'on course' and this relief teacher came in. She seriously has some hormonal problems (read: menopause) and eyes for small insignificant mistakes, then she'll interrogate you and ask why you did the mistake. For once, we wanted Cikgu Nora back!!! Or at least an office staff! Anyway, she picked on me practically the whole time and asked me why I didn't complete the workbook and I told her that I skipped on the questions I didn't know, then Alia (sitting next to me) just had to whisper in my ear and said, "Liar, liar pants on fire" (because she thought that I lied when I didn't) and then she thought that Alia was bitching about her then she said, "Bisik bisik tak boleh, nanti buruk sangka" in translation, "Whispering is unacceptable, later people will perceive wrongly" Urrgh! I seriously think I might be funny you know. Like, Shamsydar called me a "Pak Mat Tempe" and I said loudly, "Ya, whatever that means..." then the whole class laughed. Ha! Shamsydar's plan backfired.

As you all know, I TOTALLY HAVE THE BURNING HATRED OF A 1000 SUNS TOWARDS THE PHYSICS SUBJECT AND MY TEACHER, but oh the irony of doing well for your Physics test when you just bo chap in studying the night before! Why can't I get great results for Geog when I study like mad (and it's only the content). I feel so ashamed at myself because I did mediocrely and Ms Neo commented You can do it! Sigh...

Physics practical seriously is so so so stupid and redundant! I wasted my precious time on studying Geog for tomorrow's test and went for the stupid practical. Mr Eng was using the laptop the whole time and didn't attend to our pleas of desperation. It's like a firefighter reading a magazine while there's a school on fire across the street and thousands of children are crying, "SAVE US FROM THIS VICIOUS CYCLE!!!"

My Blonde Jokes

Blonde jokes!!!!

She's so blonde she got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in one year when the box says 2-4 years.
She's so blonde she died of starvation when she got locked inside a grocery store.
She's so blonde she was stabbed in a shootout.
and more coming soon...

Anyway, the whole class went crazy during SMT. We made up a game and it's called "How Long Can You Stare At Zia Hakim Without Laughing". It's really fun. I nearly died of laughing.

Now I know what A Public Affair sounds like! It's called Holiday by Madonna! Anyway, her video is crazy! She kind of flirts with all the boys since she's already divorced. It's so funny how after the divorce, that Nick Lachey is all crying and singing "What's Left Of Me" while Jessica Simpson is at roller-ama behaving promiscuously. Oh, and Eva Longoria's in the video!

My New Computer

I have a new computer in my room! I mean, seriously. My father didn't ask my consent and dumped this computer on my desk. Now my desk is really messy! He said that I can use this computer for 'blogging'. I don't blog 24/7 you know. And I can blog in the other room. But who cares? It's such a weird feeling to have a computer in the room you sleep in. Now there's a computer in every bedroom. My family is seriously hi-tech.

Anyway, my father is going to Seychelles on Wednesday! Not because of leisure reasons, he's going there to work for some resort. My whole family is trying to pronounce "Seychelles" but I like to call it 'sea shells'. I read this brochure about Seychelles and it's the most beautiful island ever! I'm so jealous of my father! 6 out of the 10 most beautiful beaches in the world is located in Seychelles! It's located near Madagascar, so it's actually an African country. I SO WANNA GO THERE!!!! From the brochure, Europeans love holidaying there, so if I go there, people would mistake me for being a native. I wanna go to Seychelles after my O Levels!

My Rebellion

I felt rebellious today, like my hatred for the school's discipline is blossoming. So, I wore brown shoes to school. Reached school at 8 and realised that Maths remedial started at 8.30. So I went to 7-11 all by myself while listening to Deja Vu by Beyonce. The music video is crazy! Beyonce was acting like a sex object in front of her fellow boyfriend Jay-Z and she also runs across a corn field for no apparent reason. I jaywalked to get to 7-11. See, I have become a rebel!

Anyway, came back and was just in time for Maths remedial. I have fallen in love with a couple of songs:

Deja Vu - Beyonce feat. Jay-Z Catchy song. But I think I might get sick of it after a while. Still, I'm currently in love with the song.

A Public Affair - Jessica Simpson This song kind of reminds me of a Madonna song. Felicia thinks it sounds like a Barbie commercial, which is very true. Still, I like it!

Where'd You Go - Fort Minor feat. Holly Brook Quite an old song but I thought that it was some sort of song which says "Fuck" more than any other word. But it's so so nice. The woman's voice gives me goosebumps. LURVE IT!

I will feature a daily joke for all you blog readers of mine out there! So, here's the joke.

JOKE OF THE DAY!
My block is being painted this morning, I saw that they only painted the top part of the wall and they haven't painted the bottom part so it reminded me of the school building! HAHAHAHAH! Ok, it might not be as funny. But still...

My Oral Fixation, Pt. 2

Prelims English Orals today! Shit lah! Mrs Anne Lim didn't let me finish and kept on prompting me (I just wanted to say, "I'M NOT FINISHED!"). And my batch is like the All-Star batch consisting of Abhishek, Adam, Charlene and Ryan (can include me also, heehee. Right...). Anyway, Mrs Lim asked me "How would you feel if you were to study overseas?" And guess what? I had difficulties answering the stupid question when I myself have studied overseas!!!!! Gosh I'm so bloody fucking dumb! I wanna bang myself on the wall!!! This will affect the JC you go to for the first 3 months!!!

On a lighter note, I think I might actually be very funny! During PE, Mr Iskandar asked the whole class to run around the school twice. Then, I said, "But I already did it yesterday!" HAHAHAHHAHA! A few people laughed. We played something else for a change - floorball. I was surprised at how violent I was. I nearly hit Samantha, like seriously. She nearly landed in the emergency room. Sorry! I was traumatised after that.

I have now taken a new route to school. I take 12 then stop at the bus stop before Tanah Merah MRT and walk all the way to the bus stop opposite Bedok South Secondary. It's quite fast and efficient and sometimes I see Hidayah or Farah and Benny. Met Hidayah today and told her my 'offensive' joke which wasn't that offensive according to her.

Urgh! Orals! I want to forget about it!

My Angry Day

Today was such an angry angry day for me! Grr! I was super ultra late for school today and I refused to take a cab because I'll end up losing about $8. Stupid cab companies! So, I reached school at around 7.35 and you know what Eddie Tan did to the late comers?! HE TOLD US TO LINE IN ROWS OF FOURS AND RUN AROUND THE STUPID FIELD TWICE!!!! He told us to wake up 30 minutes before usual. So, I have to wake up at 5? What the heck lah! Stupid fucked up discipline! Even my mother doesn't force me to run around the field when I do something wrong! I was only late for ONE time this semester! Urgh! The discipline committee is like, so corrupted. Now I know what it feels like to be a Jew living in Germany. Then, Eddie Tan complained that we (late-comers) didn't care about our studies (FALLACIES!) and what's the point of going to class. Hmm... If we didn't care about our studies, we wouldn't be here! Urgh! After that, he forced us to run back to class (which I didn't after I wasn't in his line of sight). Oh and I heard from a couple of people that if you come to school at around 7.45 and go to the foyer, you only need to write your name and write some stupid reflection form, and you don't get punished! Wow! CORRUPTION!

Went to English and kind of accidentally banged my huge Chem textbook on the table really loudly. Even I was shocked at the anger of mine! Mdm Wan said, "Wah! You very angry ah?" and I said, "Oh, only a little bit." Heheh! A bit embarrassing.

Thosai for recess. It's so funny to see your fellow peers struggling to eat thosai. Isn't it just like roti prata? Mrs Maesten was practising her usual favouritism once again.

Bio practical was crazy! We had to count the number of seeds in a slice of kiwi fruit!! I counted 176. Who the hell would want to count the number of seeds in a kiwi anyway?

My Funny Joke

Racial Harmony Day yesterday wasn't that of a 'POW!' kinda thing. Nothing happened. We just went to school with ethnic costumes. That was all, except for the assembly. Yay! Charlene and Anavil won the best dressed for the class. And there were two cross-dressing divas.

Jokes are hitting my class! I made a truly amazingly funny joke! Shall not tell as it is quite offensive (to certain people).

What do you call a person who likes the whiteboard?
Markus!

What's a great name for a lawyer?
Sue!

What do you call a Malay girl who get's tired of standing?
Siti!

What do you call a person who likes to lie on the floor?
Matt!

What do you call a person who eats vermicelli with snails?
Michelle!

HAHAHA!

My Listening Comprehension

Listening Compre totally sucked like hell! Seriously, I had to wait for more than 2 hours and I developed a migraine during the period of time. We had to listen to the stupid radio before the exams and it was really stupid, seriously. Anyway, like I said, the Listening Compre is so DAMN DIFFICULT!

Tomorrow - Racial Harmony Day! Yay! I think I'm wearing a jubah/white Arab robe. Maybe I'll just use my brother's shawl or something. White robes are too plain.

Tomorrow - Physics test. Heck care. I'll just try to study as hard as I can and see how I fare.

My Parent-Teacher Talk

Yo! Finally! Yes! My life is becoming better (I hope). After so much suffering, I finally found a rainbow! Ok, whatever that means. Anyway, I got new speakers! Yup, and its bass speaker is really powerful. I totally hate my RC (resident's committee). Yesterday, they had this stupid "Durian Party" under my block and somehow, drunks karaoke during a Durian Party. Like, SHUT UP! Their voices suck!

Anyway, I followed my mother to school for the TMP session. I showed her The Girl Who Got Totally Overdramatic In Front Of The Whole School With Her Fake Accent aka Yuhanis. Then, went to the hall. Guess who was there? Ruiqi... only! Then, a couple of my classmates came also. Yes, I thought that my classmates were following their parents to school. Such unfillial people! Haha, joking (partially). Anyway, my mother said that Ms Neo's five-inch heels could kill a kitten. Ha! MY MOTHER TALKED TO MS WOON WITH AN ACCENT!! Well, not as bad as Barbara's cockney accent. She needs to start speaking to strangers in Singlish. Ms Woon actually said nice things about me, but then said that I was "too neat". Then, my mother talked about Mr Eng and Ms Woon just looked at the floor and smiled and said that every year it's like that. EVERY YEAR????!!! WTF!! So he's not going for retraining? But then my mother understood how it feels because Ms Woon is Mr Eng's colleague. Wow, how weird. Ms Woon's boss is Mrs Ong. Haha! Ms Woon has a boss. Then, when we were exiting the hall, my mother recognised Mdm Sharifah! I think I might be related to her!!!

Then, at night my family visited my grandmother because she's going to go for an eye cataract surgery. I blame aerosol cans, foam packaging, air-cons, and fridges for that. Oh and when we were at the void deck, we saw like, so many people attended the Durian Party. At least my family is sane enough to attend no Durian Party.

My Facilitating

Went to the Asian Civilisation Museum yesterday, with Anavil (he initially didn't want to go). Anyway, I thought that we would be following them there, but then the Sec 4s went there in our own bus (cyan in colour). Obviously the bus ride was crazy, with Ryan, Mervyn, Fel and Ruiqi.

Reached there and soon, the kids came. There were only two classes and some even had their own handphones! OMG! I think I might have underestimated their intelligence. Anyway, they went around on their own with the guides and we just hung around at the lobby. There was this 'tent-designing contest' (for ages 16 and below) where you had to draw a tent and Anavil, 16, took part in it. He drew two pictures so I wrote my name on one of them. After that, I learnt a new game - Chee Ko Pak! Yup, I didn't know what it was until yesterday.

After that, the kids came and guess what? We only had 5 boys to look after! And to think that I printed 20 copies. They're so very innocent. Oh and Anavil seriously should consider becoming a kindergarten teacher. He made sure the kids shut up. Gave them worksheets, then brought them around. They didn't believe that Anavil was from Thailand. And one of them asked me what I learnt for History. Then, when I told them that our class was 4R, they said, "Wah! Your class so lousy?". And I totally forgot to tell them my jokes. Ugh! Ryan and Mervyn brainwashed their kids and told them there was a three-headed monkey roaming around the museum. Ha!

After that, gave them sweets. The whole class swarmed into the plastic bag like piranhas. Said goodbye. I asked Joanna if she was strict to her group, then she said, "Ya. But I laughed one time." Riggghhttt! The bus ride back was crazy. I read the surveys and all of them gave 5 stars for the part "The facilitators were friendly and helpful". The Waffles survey was funny. They had questions like, "Like doughnuts" and "Like cheese" and "Coke or Pepsi" and "Can you beatbox". Sang We Belong Together really loudly.

My Ambitious Mother

This morning, I asked my mother to tell Ms Woon about the problem with Mr Eng. Then, she got overdramatic and told me to tell all my classmates to ask their parents to stay behind. Then, after the Teacher-Meet-Parents session, my mother would lead all of them to the principal's office to demand for an explaination on why we haven't finished the syllabus. So I told everyone (nearly) about my mother's masterplan. Samantha said that my mother is and I quote "cool". Well, and a bit overdramatic. She likes to make big fusses over small little things.

Anyway, we practised for our oral conversations today and I received a score of 14/16 by Izzati and Chang Song each. I didn't need any prompts because I just blabbered on about how America is facing an obesity problem because they eat a lot of junk food. Then, there was another question on if Singapore should conserve its traditions and stuff, and I digressed on how teenage girls nowadays are wearing "outlandish" and "risque" clothes such as spagetthi straps and tight jeans until you could see the panties and ultra push-up bras (like Jacintha's! Hahaha!). Ok, I didn't say the last one.

I'm going to be a facilitator tomorrow! Hooray for me!

My Mayo Joke

Hilarious jokes are hitting my class and I have totally invented one that's really really really really REALLY FUNNY! Omg the kind where you die from laughter.

Q: How do eggs and oil reproduce?
A: Mayo-sis!

HAHAHAHAH! GET IT? So farnie! Ok, I'm a bit weird. It's because I'm still in school (ALIVE).

Hahaha! You must be a Bio student to get the joke. And also you must know what happens when you beat an egg with oil. It's like an intellectual joke.

Gotta go now! MEIOSIS! HAHAHA!

My Pervetic Incident

Stupid shit lah! Heard from Adam that Cuthbert scolded a lot of shits to this PSL. He said that just because Mr Oh is not in school anymore, Cuthbert has been acting like a shit-stirrer and he just anyhow poke his nose everywhere. He's an Operations Manager! I think it's like taking care of the school building (not the f***ing discipline!).

What's more? O Level Prelims English on Friday. Might be postponed because the facilitators of the ALIVE project in the class are going to the Ancient Civilisation Museum to accompany 15 P4 students and give them worksheets in the end. Yes, my humble readers of my blog, I am one of them. Seriously, I thought it was cancelled. It was such a long time ago, like zaman Cleopatra or something. Ha! I just said a word in Malay (zaman means "age", e.g. stone age, ice age). I'm going with Anavil. So, he will probably create chaos. I'm so going to tell them my Q joke. I'm sure they've already learnt the ABCs. Oh and Abhishek totally told me the most ultimate lame joke of all time! It's called the Pink Ping-Pong Ball joke. The joke might be too complicated for the feeble minds of the Primary 4s. I bet they're all stressed out because of their streamings.

Then, went back with Adam, Nani and Izzati and in the bus (double decker, we were at the lower deck), Rui Qi, Shirley, Shi Jie and all their friends were standing on the spare area next to the staircase. Then, Izzati told me that there was this pervert who keeps on looking at womens' cleavage. I saw that man and she was looking at girls' butts + legs + breasts! Ahhhh! I called Shirley and informed her about the potential rapist and everyone was aware of it. Apparently, Rui Qi saw him since she was Sec 1! He dropped at the Simpang Bedok. CHEE-KO-PEK!

If you have any information on a man who dons a white shirt, faded jeans and a yellow and black haversack, please call the police at 999 (not 666). Your identity will remain confidential. Thank you.

My Teacher-less Day

OMG something amazing and magical happened yesterday! The door was open (grills were closed), so this cat went into my house! My mother went crazy and stood on an armchair. Then, the cat was walking around like as if it's its own house. Haha! My father tried to catch it but it was playing with him behind the sofa. Haha! So funny! In the end my father caught the cat and put it outside and closed the door.

Anyway... ITALY WON!!!! Yay! I'm so happy! For no reason. I didn't see Shakira though. Cheat my feelings. Thank goodness France didn't win. I dunno, I guess I like Italy. Last time in Australia, I learnt Italian and we used to greet our teacher, "Bonjourno senorita Maria Gigliano". She's an Italian who dresses in very outlandish clothes and has a very deep voice.

Today, Cikgu Nora and Mr Yong didn't come (probably tired from World Cup). Malay was fun. It was like a picnic because Suhaila gave me an epok-epok made by her mother. It was very nice of her (Suhaila and her mother). Then, Rui Qi called me to ask for my locker combination and after I put down the phone, I was fiddling with it and guess what happened? This whole group of VIPs and Mrs Ong was walking past the class!!! And I was holding my phone, traumatised. I swore I saw Mrs Ong staring at me. I was so scared she might confiscate my phone I nearly had a panick attack.

Didn't have teacher for Maths, so we did whatever we wanted to do. I was singing We Belong Together ever-so-loudly and a few heads turned. They're all jealous! Haha, no lah. I'm not that delusional. Then during SMT (Maths), Saravanan came into the class to have a handphone-confiscating-spree! The victims were Chang Song, Tien Beng, Sam Lee, Sam Tang and Shaun. Feel so sorry for them. It's ok for confiscation, but THEY WON'T GET THEIR SIM CARDS BACK! What kind of shit is this?

My Free Milo

Yesterday my mother asked me to buy for her "Ajinamoto" when in actual fact it's actually monosodium glutomate. I asked, "MSG?" and my mother went "YES!" like as if I discovered a cure for cancer.

Anyway, went down and bought it. Was in the lift when I realised that the bimbo shopkeeper actually gave me a free can of Milo. I didn't pay for it. Maybe it's because she conned me and that all the extra money that I gave to her sums up to a can of Milo. Maybe the bimbo shopkeeper is repenting. Hmm.. Well, if she is, then maybe she should wear some pants and not those ugly short shorts.

Was drinking the stolen Milo while watching TV. And guess what? I watched The Apprentice! No, there's no Donald Trump. Instead, there's this lady called Martha Stewart. The ex-convict. Anyway, it's kind of like The Apprentice, but it's kind of a Martha Stewert version and it's such a budget version. I think I watched the finale or something, because instead of saying "You're hired!", she said elaborately, "I would like to offer you a job opportunity to work for Martha Stewart Living". Then, everybody (including the audience, except the winner) got champagnes and the winner received the car and there was this mini-movie of the winner going out of the building and going into her car and turning the ignition while saying "YES!". And while she drives off, everyone else in the studio is partying. HAHAHA!

I'm going to watch the World Cup tonight! HIPS DON'T LIE! I hope Italia wins it! Maybe we'll get free pastas tomorrow from Aunty Shirley.

Ciao!

My Hangover

I was so tired last night that I slept from 9-6. So according to my mathematical calculations, it's 9 hours. Wow! But seriously, I was so damn tired. I actually wanted to wake up at 9.45 pm to do stuff, but didn't hear the stupid alarm clock. I must have been sleepwalking.

Anyway, woke up today and seriously had a hangover. My mother forced me out of bed and I just stoned on the sofa. I was there physically but not there mentally. I kind of spoke incoherent sentences to my mother. Eventually, I was "late" for Maths remedial. Haha, lots of people say that Maths remedial start at 8 but then actually it started at 8.30. It seemed like 4R + Mr Yong + some other PSLs were the only people in the school compound. Went to toilet and kind of skipped there. Nobody would notice anyway. Hehe!

Oh and there're these 2 Sec 2 girls who are so freaky. Everytime I walk past them, they say hi to me, and only me. They know my name, but I don't even know their names! I'm so nervous because I heard that one of them is no longer a virgin.

Still madly in love with Promiscuous. I wonder if I will ever get sick and tired of it.

At 2 pm, I'm going to lock myself in the house and start studying for 8 hours a day (according to Soh Wei Jie).

My Very Flexible Hitch-Hiking Thumb

Uneventful day! Anyways, I think my joke is supremely funny! HAHAHA! Sometimes I burst into laughter whenever I am reminded of my joke! Hahahah!

Ugh! What is wrong with Singapore? I mean, nearly all of Singaporeans are like, snobbish, self-centred, rude, inconsiderate and just plain stupid! They seriously do not think of others. Today I took 12 and the top deck was filled up to the brim, so packed that this stupid dumb secondary school boy stood on the steps. Then, this person from the window seat went down to alight. But guess what? THE MAN SITTING AT THE AISLE SEAT DIDN'T MOVE IN! What an asshole! And he had the audacity to stare at the boy standing on the steps. And when you think it doesn't get any stupider, THE BOY DIDN'T MOVE IN! HE JUST STOOD ON THE STEPS! I'm so pissed off. Why don't you people have common sense?

On a lighter note, today's PE was dead boring. All the failures had to retake and the passers could do anything they want. So, we played Captains Ball. It wasn't as fun as last time, probably because there weren't many people.

Anyway, Bio was really fun! We were doing on genetics and Ms Woon asked people if they had droopy earlobes and widow's peaks or hitch-hiking thumbs. It's like, those thumbs that can bend outwards. Anyway, some couldn't do it and I could do it, very well. Everybody saw it and got grossed out for some unexplained reason. Seriously, I have a habit of bending my thumb outwards. I think I'm flexible.

My Q Joke

I have a funny and hillarious joke! It's sweeping the classrooms and it's making my fellow classmates roll on the floor laughing their asses off!

Qeustion: What do you get when you cut queue?
Answer: You get an O!

Haha! Get it? Like, the letter 'Q' then you cut the thingy. Then you get an 'O'! Haha! Laugh!

Yesterday was like, gelato day or something. Everybody was eating ice cream.

Gotta go bathe. I must go to school.

My Lifetime Supply Of Homework

Tons and tons of homework! I don't think I can finish my bloody homework by the end of today/tomorrow morning. And here I am, blogging. Yes, call me hypocritical! I just finished revising on SS and it's so... complicated! Teachers, please stop giving us homework!

I kind of feel sad for a particular teacher of mine. Sigh. So sad that you know, that is happening to the teacher. I hope the situation improves.

Anyway, I might be drunk to say that I think I'm beginning to like Mr Eng! Yes! Crazy, isn't it? Well, he kind of sang for Ryan a birthday song (it's his b'day! Happy birthday!) but the funny part was he didn't know who he was singing to. He kind of acted sexy with his ultra low voice.

Oh and I saw a dead bat this morning. Random stuff!

Ms Woon laughed during Bio. It was a rare occasion, like seeing Halley's comet or something.

Oh and Germany got kicked out of the World Cup! Yay! I hate Germany, only because they were in the finals previously and we need some variety!

2 English Summaries, Malay compo on blogs, A Maths WS, SS test tomorrow, E Maths test Friday, Physics WS.

My Sock Day

What the hell is wrong with Blogger? I can't seem to write long entries, so I'll have to divide the entries into two or three. Anyway, third post today.

Today was a joyous occasion for Temasek Secondary School. Our Youth Day present are SOCKS! Yes! SOCKS! It had the words 'TMS' on the sock. But it was relatively thicker than my normal socks. I live in Singapore, where it's hot!

Anyway, I heard that the huge mega ultra massively enormously large chocolate... is going to feed pigs! PIGS! It's so funny how they meticulously created such a masterpiece... only to be found later in the droppings of pigs.

Tuesday - BORING! Ugh! The only interesting part was that nobody actually greeted Mr Eng! He doesn't even care! He only knows Charlene's name! Ugh!

My Chocolate Day - Monday

MONDAY

Did the montage. It was faster than expected. Here comes the bitching part. Don't be oversensitive. I'm just venting my irritatedness. Anyway, here comes the two divas (Barbara and Yuhanis). Seriously, what is up with the overdressing? They look like those kids playing dress-up. They tried to act like socialites and greeted everyone they know and walked oddly. Trust me, EVERYBODY was bitching about them. Heard that Yuhanis said that Chocolate Day sucks. I hope Shamsydar sits on her.

Then, there was this stupid unknown girl who I shall call the prom queen diva. She did not lift a single manicured finger of hers to help with the montage. She only spoke to her friends (people who I also don't know). Anyway, she wore this ugly black dress and acted like some step-socialite. But tak jadi because her outfit is so hideous. At least Barbara and Yuhanis dressed relatively OK (but still a bit over). Then, guess what the prom queen diva did? SHE F***ING STEPPED ON THE F***ING PLATFORM OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST CHOCOLATE DURING THE F***ING PHOTO-TAKING! She's such a fame-whore (like others, you know who you are). I couldn't step on the platform during the photo-taking. What an idiot.

Anyway, there were other idiots too. During the performances (the girl from TAG sings better than the people from Singapore Idol), Shamsydar appointed me as a 'montage bodyguard' because idiot people actually STEPPED on the montage! Then, I was talking to some woman who asked me what the heart symbolizes (care, duh!) when some Temasekian stupidly stepped on the montage and all the other TMS-kians were like, "WAH LAU!!!!!!" Hahaha! He must be the most hated person in school. The funny part was that he actually tip-toed across. Haha! He thinks that he weighs 10 kg lighter when he tip-toes.

Other than that, CHOCOLATE DAY ROCKED! I WAS IN THE NEWS!

My Chocolate Day - Sunday

SUNDAY

Left home at 10.30 pm while clutching onto my sleeping bag, so I kind of looked like I ran away from home. It felt so freaky at my house bus stop because I felt like I was the only sane person there. There was this drunk alcoholic who kept on staring at me, an Ah Beng who's going to help his gang beat up some other guy (I think), and some gay pondan who walks around like he's Tyra Banks.

Anyway, met Sarah, Hannah, Nani and Izzati at Tampines MRT and went to Dhoby Ghout MRT and went to Plaza Singapura! Haha, it was so cool because we had the mall to ourselves. Then, we rehearsed doing the montage. Finished in 1 hour (supposed to finish in 3 hours). Ha! After that, we had to dismantle the whole montage while this French chef or whatever his nationality was making this gigantic chocolate bar. It was so massive I tell you. He was kind of slabbering the chocolate with his hands. Mmm... I've never seen that much chocolate in my life (2.8 tonnes)

It was around 3 when we finished so we were told that we could sleep anywhere on the 1st and 2nd floor. So, Nani, Izzati, Sarah, Hannah, Aisyah, Safirah, Farah and me (only boy) slept in front of a Starhub shop. Well, we didn't really sleep because we talked the whole night. Bought Red Bull from 7-11 and for the first time, tried it. It seriously gives you energy (temporarily). Then, we talked and talked and talked about everything under the sun. Farah made this hillarious impersonation of someone during one incident! HAHA! She's so funny!

My Week-Long Flu

I have just realised that my flu virus is still surviving inside my body. When will my lymphocytes and phagocytes triumph against them? Haha, Bio language.

Anyway, last night my parents + my brother went to my uncle's house at around 9. I didn't go, because I had tons of work to do. Anyway, I kind of finished part of my work at 10.30 and waited for them to come home and watched TV. I was so terrified because I swore I heard my grandmother's voice. Then, I kind of got tired and tried sleeping with the living room lights switched on. I was so scared there might be some toyol or pontianak popping into my room and sucking onto my blood (filled with the flu virus, of course). Anyway, I waited until midnight and just slept. Then, I heard the telephone ring! Ah! I was like, super scared! Who would call anybody in the middle of the night? I didn't pick it up! I didn't care if it was my mother. Then, after like, 10 000 rings, it stopped. I slept peacefully, occasionally waking up, realising that my parents haven't returned. Woke up and asked my mother what time they came home. She said: 5. 5! OMG! They watched the World Cup and Brazil lost! Yay! I got sick of Brazil winning!

Chocolate Day today! I'm going to do the montage so I'm going there at 11. I hope they don't lock us in. It would be like those freaky teen horror movie. Anyway, I also hope they operate the escalators. I wanna play with the treadmill escalators. Oooh and I could go to Carrefour and try to find lasagne sheets! I'm so happy!

My Unknown Wedding

Still in love with My All. It's those songs that you never get sick of. Oh and I changed my bloody title for the first time in months! I got sick of that phrase. It has made me very... umm... what's the word? Oh guess where I got my title from? No prize.

Anyway, well, I had to go to this wedding which was so boring! My mother told us to help around but they already got the kendarat (the wedding staff people) and I just stood there, doing nothing! Everybody ignored me! Well, it was my family's family friend wedding, we were quite close last time but now we're not that close anymore. The children did not speak to me. Then, walked home. The wedding place was quite close to my house.

I seriously hope I don't see Brazil or Germany in the finals. Can't we have another winner! I'm tired of Brazil winning. The world's gone crazy when I blog about the World Cup.

My All

People, I have decided to try to not be depressed. Seriously, I have realised that it's really stupid. People take pity on you. Well, I shall keep it all in from now onwards.

Anyway, I currently have a favourite song and it's an old song called 'My All' by Mariah Carey! I just love singing it while on the way to school. Very drama.

Oh nothing much happened except that I have realised that I'm still sick! I did two rounds of Shuttle Run during PE and I was already tired. I felt nauseus after that. Then Malay was freaky. Cikgu Nora was talking about blogs! She knows that I have a bloody blog! And the whole class does too! OMG Suhaila occasionally reads my blog! Oh and I can't say the F word. Cikgu Nora said that it has become such a habit that teens are finding it a non-vulgar word.

My Oral Fixation

I'm too emotionally shattered. Seriously! I think I'm not going to do well for my Malay. Maybe C5-C6. But there's a high chance that I get a B. I just want a distinction! I'm so sad. My orals were today. Nerves got me. This is what I did that might have caused the penalisation of my marks.

- Read passage too quickly, causing me to stop a couple of times when I'm not supposed to stop.
- One of the invigilators was a bitch. Seriously, she totally looked pissed. Well, the other was motherly and nice.
- Stupid oral conversation question: What was a book that left a mark on you? I didn't want to be cliche so I said Adrian Mole. I don't read much books, you know. I said that he and I are a little similar because we have problems. Hope she gets the hint that I was a nervous wreck!
- Stupidly said Bahasa Sains (meaning 'science language'). But then made my mistake and apologized. That was the only part where the bitch smiled/laughed.
- Didn't think before the conversation, like what Cikgu Nora said. Just blabbered on without thinking.

I hope my life isn't affected by the oral exams. It's so stupid how I was brimming with confidence because I could actually speak quite well about the pros/cons about internet and about our traditional cultures.

I need to speak with the counsellor, the Ms Rajah lookalike. How do I contact her? I shall tell her all my problems. I'm sure she could help me. She is a proffesional, right? Like, a psychologist or something. I hope so.

My Breakdown

What happened this evening revealed the truth! I have been living in a life filled with misery. I'm completely shocked. I'm currently having a psychological and emotional breakdown. I dunno. I just have this feeling. Why are other people so darn lucky?

Words cannot express how I am feeling right now. Anyway, I don't really want to blog about my misery. It's so stupid to pour all your sorrows into the internet. I'm depressed! And my Orals are tomorrow! I have to let my problems and sadness aside. I must do well to secure a better future! This world is a man-eat-man world! It's like, cannibalism!

My Boring Tuesday

Ugh! I'm gonna hate Tuesdays. It's so boring! The first lesson is practical with Mr Eng. He 'discussed' with us the practicals that we did during the holidays. Seriously, he should have a sitcom or something. He told us to do corrections when he hasn't even given us the correct answers! Haha! COMEDY!

Anyway, the only funny thing that happened today was Chem. The whole hour was Mrs Tay talking and talking. It was kind of interesting and funny! She's another one who should have a sitcom. She does exaggerated hand actions.

Malay was OK. We were practicing Orals because our Oral exams are on Thursday (to everyone's shock). I mean, you only to to blabber to some stranger, right? Anyway, I'm going to talk and talk and talk. I might even give them my personal experiences. I'll try to make mine funny so that they'll give me more marks.

Coughed the whole day. Throat feels like there's razors everytime I swallow something.

My False Alarm

Hello! I thought I had dengue! Hehe! I stupidly told the entire class when Mrs Tay was asking why I didn't do her work. I was about to, until I got a high fever! Hey, I read the textbook you know! The whole class laughed nervously, hoping that I really don't have dengue. Otherwise, I would be like the woman who brought SARS from Hongkong to Singapore.

Can't blog much. Stupid Blogger goes crazy everytime I write long entries. To be continued...

...Anyway!!! I thought I had dengue so my mother confessed to me that she actually lied to me about the hideous potted plant episode. Last week she told me that she replenished the water of the porcelain potted plant that's filled with half-dead variegated leaves everyday, when I told her about the stagnant water. But she actually changes it every week! What?! And she claims that she didn't see anything. THE LARVAE AND PUPAE ARE EXTREMELY SMALL!!!!

Karma has bitten my mother in the butt, and I'm the one that felt the pain. At first I begged her to take me to the clinic because I seriously thought I was going to die of dengue, but then she had visitors! Visitors?! Guess who?! HER IN-LAWS!!! My grandma came and asked me what I ate and I said bread. She told me that I should eat porridge. True. My mother's so unfair. When my father's sick, she'll cook porridge for the entire household. Anyway, when I came out of my room to take my medicine looking like crap, all my relatives tried their best to ignore me. They only said, "Are you feeling better?" The only good thing that happened is that my auntie and my grandma gave me money. Ha! I get paid to get sick. My auntie offered me and asked me if I really wanted to go to the hospital, with her don't-worry-i'm-here-for-you look in her eyes. She seriously reminds me of Oprah! I shall call her Auntie Oprah!

My Sleepless Night

I nearly died last night. I couldn't sleep throughout the whole night because I had fever and flu and snot was dripping out of my nose like crazy!

Anyway, I had to wake my mother up at 5.30 to tell her that I haven't slept and instead of acting sympathetic, she blasted at me for taking one Panadol pill instead of two. She kept on nagging at me that I never listened to her. She can never be Florence Nightingale. Then, I went to sleep and I only slept for 5 hours till 11.

Oh did you hear the news about the Singapore Idol glitch. That Nurul girl got in instead of Mathilda. My mother kept on telling me how disappointed she was. Seriously, she should have voted, then.

My Spoilt Earphones

Aaargggh! My stupid Nokia earphones have gone crazy. The right side of it is dead! Stupid lah! I just bought those earphones earlier this year and they cost so much, $30 just for the stupid earphones.

Anyway, my mother keeps on cursing at the television screen because that Emilee who sang the Shania Twain song got in! She got in! Haha, my mother was in a state of shock. My mother also is pissed off by the Jacintha judge. Seriously, her comments are very pathetic. And I seriously find Gurmit Singh the most annoying host ever! He does the same things every week. For example, when he tells you to go to the Singapore Idol website, he'll say 'www' while pecking his palm three times. And he's so irritating when he announced the winners. He keeps on lagging and lagging and keeps on saying "I'll give you a hint". He's no Ryan Seacrest.

My Libary Experience

I think I might have fallen in love with the library! No, the whatever big library in Bugis. What's it called? Some Chinese name right? Anyway, I went there with Adam and Nuriman and I have never seen so many books in my entire life. And it's so freakin' high-tech! I almost got lost in that place! In Australia, the community library was located at a high school and I only went there because they had a lot of Goosebumps books. I wanted to borrow Adrian Mole but then they were in a hurry. Next time I'll go there by myself. Anyway, I had to follow them to buy masks for their PSL Farewell and we went to Spotlight @ Plaza Sing and there were masks for kids. And the place is kind of like the fabric shop at Project Runway, except that the patterns are for bedsheets and curtains. And they sell Santa dolls in June.

They went to Golden Lanmark which used to be where my mother worked and it's so deserted. The masks were masquerade masks. Seriously, if I were a PSL, I would dress like the guy from V For Vendetta. Haha! Whatever...

I'm going to the Bugis library after my O Levels.

My Unfortunate Incidents

What's up with rainy mornings? Today it rained in the morning. But I didn't really sleep in. I have errands to do, like study!

Anyway, something terrible happened in the kitchen last night. I was about to pour myself a glass of ice cold H2O when all of a sudden, I lost my grip of the bottle and dropped the bottle. Thankfully, I picked it up but about half of the 1.5 litre bottle was poured on the kitchen floor. So I used a lot of kitchen wipes to absorb the water. I didn't tell my mother. If I did, she'd go all drama and stuff and say how the kitchen cabinets will spoil and stuff. Better not to tell.

Anyway, the light in my room is spoilt. It's not the lightbulb, but the light itself. It's so fustrating. I had to watch Desperate Housewives in the dark while everybody was watching the Togo vs Switzerland. Seriously, if it was something like Brazil vs Germany, I wouldn't mind. But where the hell is Togo? And there's a projector below my flat and it screens World Cup matches every night and it's so irritating because the whole neighbourhood would go crazy once a ball goes into the net.

Today, I feel like doing A Maths!

My Rainy Morning

It was raining this morning so I slept until 10. I know this might sound early for some of you lazybums, but usually I wake up at 9. Oh I love sleeping.

Anyway, the bimbo shopkeeper at my house tried to con me today. I bought this PeelFresh juice and usually it costs 80 cents but the bimbo asked for 95 cents. So I asked, "Isn't it 80 cents?" and then she scanned it and it read 80 cents and she said "Oh, I forgot." Stupid girl. Maybe she might be conning everybody. I must be careful next time.

Seriously, I cannot wait till school re-opens. My house is in a total mess and it's everyone's fault except for mine. My house has become this filth place. When I have my own place, I would clean my house every week. I seriously don't bother to clean it all up because it's not my stuff. My mother dumps all her unironed clothes in my room and never irons them. When I want to iron it, my mother tells me that she'll do it soon. Ugghh! I feel like ironing them and throwing some of the clothes away. Like, seriously, how much clothes do you need?

My Cousin's Daughter

Last night, I went to my uncle's house to see his newborn 10-day-old (now 11) granddaughter. Her name is very complicated - Nurfarshadura or something like that. And she's quite tall for a newborn. I seriously do not understand why everyone was all acting 'babyish' towards the baby. I mean, she kind of sleeps 24 hours a day and doesn't really respond to anything. Oh and I saw the baby's belly button and it had its umbilical cord still intact and I stupidly commented "Wow. She still has its umbilical cord." and everybody was looking at me and not smiling. I think it's a taboo or something.

Then I was forced to watch the World Cup because my parents would go home after the Portugal vs. Iran match and it was so very violent! This guy got kick in the face by a soccer boot (including those spiky things at the sole) and like, two guys got knocked in the head. I will stick to captains ball. Sigh, it's been a while.

I can't believe people actually stay up late just to watch 22 people chasing after a ball and getting it in a net occasionally. The next match I would watch would be the finals, and the only reason for that is because I heard that Shakira will be performing Hips Don't Lie either before or after the match. Wait, is there a closing ceremony?

My SOS

Shit lah! I went crazy becuase I couldn't post this entry for no reason. Stupid Blogger. It was about weird people coming to my blog from google searches.

Blog later. I wanna see if I could publish this post.

My Ultimate Lateness

Today, I just wanted to die! There was supposed to be Chem class at 8.30 and I woke up at 9. And guess what?! I actually woke up at around 8.15 because I heard the vibrations of my phone, but I went back to sleep! Aaarrggh! I stupidly put my alarm on 7.00 PM and not 7.00 AM! Aaargggh! The stupidity of me!

Anyway, I woke up at 9 and I was like, SHIT OH MY GOD I'm super late! Oh and mind you I took a shower! I can't get out of the house without showering. I always feel sticky whenever I wake up. Anyway, briskwalked to the bus stop and there was this mat who was staring at me the whole time I was there. Seriously, I hope there isn't some sort of anti-Hakimbo secret society around. He looked like he wanted to beat the crap out of me. Or maybe he was signalling to me that I still had shampoo on my hair. Anyway, took 17 and the bus driver was super friendly. Like, over friendly. He waves goodbye to people who alight. Anyway, dropped at the Changi Hospital bus stop and took a cab because I was sooooo late! The cab driver was again, super friendly. He asked me why I was going to school, because it's the school holidays and school's supposed to be closed. But I said that I had remedial to prepare for my O Level. Then he said that I was studying overtime. Heehee! True! Anyway, reached school at 10. I went in the AVT and everybody (well, mainly 4R. 4S was quiet somehow.) was cheering and clapping for me. I dunno why. Well, at least I came. Better late than never, even if it means being late by a whole 2 hours.

Anyway, there's a class chalet tomorrow. I heard that the chalet is haunted. Ooooooh. Oh and it's quite near Changi Village. Oooh I want Ayam Penyek!

My Scary Movie

Hee! I watched Scary Movie 4 last night while everybody was watching the England vs Paraguay match. It's so friggin hillarious! They kind of merged War of the Worlds, Ju-On, The Village, Saw and Million Dollar Baby. Hee hee! Well let me tell you the whole story, because I know you can't watch it in the cinemas! I think it's M-18. Oooh! I wanna watch the other Scary Movies!

[SPOILER]
Anyway, Shaquille O'Neil and this psychologist called Dr Phil (which my mother says used to be on Oprah) appear in a bathroom in chains and Jigsaw (the guy from Saw) appears on TV and tells Shaquille to throw a rock into the hoop, so that they can get saws so that they can cut through the chains and escape because poison would be released in 2 minutes. He does, after accidentally hitting the rock on Dr Phil and then, they get their saws. But then they realise that they have to cut through their feet. Dr Phil does and he dies. Opening credits.

Ok, this is where the movie starts. Cindy Campbell (spoofing Sarah Michelle Gellar) goes to live in this cursed house to take care of this old woman just like in The Grudge and sees the Toshio boy. Then, this guy called Tom Ryan (spoofing Tom Cruise) moves in next door to the cursed house with his daughter and son. Then, Tom falls in love with Cindy, but Cindy told him that she used to be married. But then her husband died when she was participating in a boxing match and her husband falls and cracks his neck while trying to save her from dying. Then, more people die by cracking their necks. Then, aliens attack the town and Tom gets into a car with his children.

Anyway, Cindy goes back into the house but sees Toshio and he says that he knows how to stop the aliens. This is the funniest part because Toshio and Cindy speak in Japanese but then when they speak in Japanese, they say words like 'Fujitsu' and 'Toshiba'! Haha! But there's subtitles. Anyway, Toshio tells Cindy to find his father to ask who's the killer. Toshio shows a Yahoo! Maps map to Cindy in blood. Heehee!

Then, Cindy meets her friend (which I forgot the name, so let's call her Mary). They steal a car and they follow the map. Then, they get to the village from The Village. But then it's really old-fashioned and they try to beat up two female villagers in the bush. Haha! In the end the villagers came out victorious! Haha! But then Cindy and Mary find clothes that are left to dry. Then, Cindy asks Toshio's father what happened to Toshio, so Toshio's dad tells her that he died during a boxing match. Then, Cindy remembers that some fat guy fell on Toshio. She realises that she's the killer. But then the aliens abduct Cindy, Mary, Tom and his kids into the bathroom. Tom has to hold on to a rope or else his kids would die. But then, Mary makes a deal with Jigsaw by having sex with him and then, they leave Earth. In the end, Mary gets pregnant and gives birth to a baby with a Jigsaw face.

The last part is the MOST MOST MOST FUNNIEST!!! It's like, I died of laughter. They made fun of Tom Cruise going crazy on Oprah. Hee!

My Fire-Ant Frenzy

I woke up today to find my mother watching some exercise routine program. At first, I thought she was watching those early-morning shows, but then I realized that she was playing the DVD! And she watched the whole video while sitting on the couch.

Anyway, I followed my mother to the market and I saw two policemen patrolling around and they just glared at me because I was sitting on the railing. I hope they don't tell my mommy.

So, when we were walking back home (my house is really near to the market), I walked through this colony of fire ants and a few ants went up to my feet and bit me and it hurt so bad! So, I kind of panicked and went batshit crazy and tried to sweep them away, but then they got onto my hand and started biting my hand. Seriously, they had such long legs. In the end, I flicked all of them away. My mother was laughing away while I was on the verge of death. Obviously, she hasn't heard of people who are eaten alive by ants.

Anyway, here's Mariah Carey's first ever song - Vision of Love!

Vision Of Love

Treated me kind
Sweet destiny
Carried me through desperation
To the one that was waiting for me
It took so long
Still I believed
Somehow the one that I needed
Would find me eventually

I had a vision of love
And it was all that you've given to me

Prayed through the nights
Felt so alone
Suffered through alienation
Carried the weight on my own
Had to be strong
So I believed
And now I know I've succeeded
In finding the place I conceived

I had a vision of love
And it was all that you've given to me
I had a vision of love
And it was all that you've given me

I've realized a dream
And I visualized
The love that came to be
Feel so alive
I'm so thankful that I've received
The answer that heaven has sent down to me

You treated me kind
Sweet destiny
And I'll be eternally grateful
Holding you so close to me
Prayed through the nights
So faithfully
Knowing the one that I needed
Would find me eventually

I had a vision of love
And it was all that you've given to me
I had a vision of love
And it was all that you turned out to be

My Eyes Wide Shut

Yesterday, I didn't know why, but my eyes couldn't open, like as if God put invisible weights on my eyelids. Maybe he did. Today, it's subsiding a bit.

Anyway, yesterday my family excluding me went to Johor and my grandmother (father's side) called and asked where my parents are. So, I told her that 'they haven't returned' which is true. But I think that she's assuming that they haven't returned from work, so when my grandmother called again when my parents returned, my mother thought that I had already told my grandmother that they went to Johor and told her that they just returned from Johor. In the end, I was scolded by both my parents, because they don't really visit my grandmother because my mother told me that she's 'cunning'. My mother's like Bree. My mother told me that I should have just lied that they went out for dinner or something. Oh ya, sure, teach your children to lie! What a technique to teach children morals and ethics. I have a feeling that my mother hates her mother-in-law. Anyway, my parents returned home with tons of bread (I don't know why) and also, tons of DVDs. I mean, original DVDs. Heheh. Yay! There's Silent Hill! They didn't buy The Omen though.

Anyway, today was a useless day, no really! I mean it! I was on time for once! Today, I thought that Murbarak would teach us for Physics but out came Mr Eng and he shouted at us to go to his home room. Sigh. I just wanted to run away from the school building. During the whole 2 hours in the stupid class, he gave us only 4 questions on scalar and vector diagrams. He was wasting our time by going on the computer. Sometimes I wonder if he has ever figured out a way to switch on the computer. No offence, please don't sue me. He doesn't care if we ask him to teach us electricity, which we all totally suck in, and he doesn't seem to care about the welfare of the students. Something happened in class and his eyes were still stuck to the computer screen and didn't raise his head. Adam said that he was in this website that looked like a Chinese YouTube.

Here's another segment of STFU! Please mind me, because the topic of the segment is a person. See, he made me totally pissed off.

Hakimbo's Sub-blog - STFU: Marco Chandryanto
Marco, stop wearing those earphones! Take them off, for goodness sakes! Stop being a burden! When we tell you to wait for the other people to get their food, we mean it. Don't go talking like as if the whole world revolves around you. If it did, I'm sure most of us would commit suicide! And Marco, please, whenever you go on long journeys and if you really have a tiny bladder, pee right before you board the vehicle. We wouldn't want another peeing-in-a-plastic-bag-in-the-bus incident. We're like, less than ten feet away from you. We might smell ammonia. Ok? Stop being a burden and stop thinking about yourself. You are living in Singapore and not in Indonesia. Ok? Don't laugh at us. Don't think that everything in Indonesia is cheaper. It may be, but you have to respect our country! Ok? It's called hay-spay-to! It's respect in Portugese! Ok? And when you tell people to shut up, shut up yourself, Ok? And stop talking to Melvin aka "Mel" during SS class. The teacher is talking. When the teacher is talking, SHUT UP! And poor Shi Jie is sitting in the middle of you and Mel. She's such a trooper, if I were her, I would go crazy! And Marco, before I let you off, please, just please, stop playing with your darn long ruler! Leave it at home. Thank you! =D

My Culinary Delight

I'm late! I'm always late! Out of all the lessons during the holidays, I was on time on only one occasion! I'm such a lazy bum.

Anyway, Bio practical was fun. My whole bench was like, preparing this gourmet dish with carrots, onions and leaves. Rui Qi carved her carrot into a star and arranged it with onions and leaves and took a picture of it using my handphone, Anavil put carrots and onions and leaves in a beaker and put Benedict's solution in it and heated it so it turned out looking and smelling like pumpkin soup. Then, he wanted to give it to Marco and Marco was asking him if it's a Thai dish. Haha, he still wears earphones. And Abhishek was boiling carrots and onions. And I was cutting onions. I dunno, I just love cutting onions.

Get ready to be amazed by Rui Qi's carrot!

Oh and I totally forgot about the placenta picture. Heck the hoarding activities.

Anyway, I went to Sing Song and bought pasta and spaghetti sauce which costs less than $5 total! Like, that's so cheap! So, I went back and cooked pasta. Yay!

Gotta go!

My 666 Day

Oh will you look at the calender? It's 06/06/06. What a lovely day!

Anyway, I had to accompany my two bratty little immature cousins to watch X-Men 3. They think that they know everything about X-Men. It's so sad that nowadays the cartoons all suck! I mean, what the hell is Samurai Jack? And Kids Next Door? Where is Bugs Bunny?!

After that, my auntie gave me $10 for taking care of them while she went shopping with my female cousin who paints her middle, ring and little finger black while leaving the other fingers unpainted. She's so fashionable!

I wanna watch The Omen! It sounds so creepy. I think was kind of like the Damien boy when I was young - a sociopath.

Anyways, speaking of the devil, I watched Rosemary's Baby on Sunday. It's kind of creepy. Well, let me tell the whole story. So, Rosemary and her husband, Guy, an actor, moves in into an apartment. Then, there's this elderly couple living next door who are really nice to them. Rosemary doesn't really like them, but her husband keeps on going to their house. Then, Rosemary gets pregnant but then instead of gaining weight, she loses weight. Her friend (which I forgot the name, let's call him Donald Trump) visits her and notices that she might be under a spell. So, eventually, Donald Trump dies after falling into a coma. In the end, Rosemary finds out that Guy actually made a pact with the neighbours, who are actually satanists, to exchange his baby for his career boost. So, Rosemary runs away from Guy and goes to the gynae to give birth but finds out that the gynae is also part of the satanist group and then, she runs away to find another gynae. Mind you, this happens when she's on the verge of birth. So, she goes to the other gynae and explains everything but the gynae thinks she's nuts so she calls the satanist gynae to pick her up. So, they bring Rosemary back to her house and all the satanists are there and they all pile on top of her to sedate her. Funny! Then, she wakes up and the gynae says that her baby died, but Rosemary doesn't believe him. At night, Rosemary goes next door with a knife in her hand and walks like some zombie and finds a crib in black velvet and an upside-down cross on top, like a mobile. Anyway, Rosemary finds out that her son's eyes were spooned out! Eww! Then, the satanists say that the baby had Guy's eyes, but his father was supposed to be Satan. Eww!!! In the end, Rosemary accepts her son as her son and rocks the crib. THE END!

That's a really good movie! Watch it!

My Promiscuousity

Hehe. It means having different casual sexual relationships. Ok, whatever. Anyway, today Marco was kind of wearing earphones throughout the whole day (except during lessons) because something really amazing happened in the bus! Hehe, should I tell? Well, he did something really funny. Now the whole class kind of makes fun of him. Hehe!

So, here's Promiscuous ft. Timbaland by Nelly Furtado!

LYRICS TO PROMISCUOUS

My Kahang Trip

Wooot! The excursion to Kahang was super ultra fun!

Reached school before the gates were opened. Only some of the 4R people didn't go and only 7 4Sers came. Anyways, the bus trip was crazy. I mean, literally. We played those riddle games but only Charlene and Ms Neo didn't get it.

Oh and the tour guide was being really condescending towards us. We had this briefing on organic farming and when we didn't really ask him questions, he told us that when he had RGS, they had a heated debate on organic farming. Wow! How interesting! I think that the RGS girls were debating during the whole 5 hours in the bus.

So, we reached the place at around 12 and we had to eat organic food because we were at the organic farm. Duh! Anyway, it's not that bad, except the fact that the people gave us too much rice, which tasted like barley. Anyway, they played this CD called Lovesongs and it had Hero in it. I wanted to sing.

After that, we changed into our 'going-to-get-wet' clothes and walked around the farm and we stopped by the dragonfruit plantation and Ms Neo stepped on really muddy mud. Plus, she was wearing those Birkenstock slippers. So sad. Anyway, the dragonfruits are the weirdest plants ever! They look like cacti.

Then, umm... oh we went to the duck pen because ducks help in organic farming. Something called agimo! Hehe. Then, Nani, Charlene, Felicia and Rui Qi went inside and the ducks ran away from them. So funny! After that we went to the fish area where we fed fish. Ya.

Then, we went to this rice transplanting area and it was soooooo fun! I mean, we were given rice seedlings and we had to plant the seedlings. The mud was really muddy and it was fun smoothening our feet.

After that, we went for the activities! Yay! Went for the obstacle course first but then I lost one of my sandals when I fell into the water. The water was so muddy and I think that the mud has already covered the whole sandal up. I'm so sad!

Then was the water rafting! Nani and Adam shared one raft and me and Izzati shared another. The raft was kind of like bamboo poles tied together and it was sooooo much fun! I wanna do it again!

After that, we bathed and the toilets were very very public. I mean, we had to change and shower outdoors! Like, the walls were bamboo poles (again) and there was like this mini garden before you step into an open shower. Then, we went to this Chinese restaurant where the herbal tea was tasteless but in the end it was addictive. Then, it was Adam's birthday so we sang a birthday song and brought out a cake! Hehe, picture taking, then we went back to the bus. Then, we stopped at this Esso kiosk where we bought bubble gum and chewing gum. After that, we went back to Tuas and reached home!

Home sweet home. Oh and I'm in love with this song called 'Promiscuous' by Nelly Furtado.

My Favourite Artiste

Ok, this might be weird, but I shall blog about Mariah Carey! Whoo! Well, she debuted in 1990 (my birthday!) when she was 20. So she's 20 years older than me. Ok, whatever.

Anyway, if you hate Mariah Carey, here are the songs which will make you love her!

1. Vision Of Love
2. Love Takes Time
3. Someday
4. I Don't Wanna Cry
5. Emotions
6. Dreamlover
7. Hero
8. Without You
9. Fantasy
10. Always Be My Baby
11. Honey
12. My All
13. Heartbreaker
14. Thank God I Found You
15. We Belong Together
16. Don't Forget About Us
17. One And Only
18. Say Somethin'
19. So Lonely

Happy listening!

My Spring Cleaning, Part I

Yay! I congratulate myself extensively because I cleaned up my desktop since a long time ago. I still have The Amazing Race consent form on my desk. So, you can imagine how much stuff I have on my study table, which I use not to study on. I'm going to clean up my room slowly during the holidays. I'm also thinking of cleaning up the house by throwing unwanted stuff away, which nobody uses, like this whole carton of lychee drinks which nobody wants to drink.

Anyways, tomorrow 4R (and 4S) is going to Johor! Yay! I heard that there were many accidents there. Let's hope nothing happen.

Thank goodness I wasn't late for my Bio prac. Yay! Actually, I find that practicals are fun (except physics). Like, in bio, the only stupid thing is that you have to draw a stupid tomato and it's like, so hard for me to draw because I have some sort of drawing problem. Oh, and the other thing which I dislike is using the bunsen burner. It's just so scary. I nearly had an panic attack when Anavil just opened the gas tap on full blast and then go around and get a lighter. Oh and Marco ate the cherry tomato. Hehe, I told him that it might be poisonous but then he said that 'it's all up to God'. Haha, if I don't see him tomorrow, then God hates him. And I found out that Abhishek is super super funny! We were having the debriefing and he said that maybe Marco boiled the tomato and the french bean in the water bath. Hehe, then he said, "I wonder if he ate the onion the other day." Hehe, and he said that Marco has a deprived childhood because he didn't get the chance to eat tomatoes when he was young and that he had taken advantage of the Bio lab. Hehe! I was trying to hide my laughter but Ms Woon glared at me with her laser eyes.

On a darker note, here's another sub-blog entry!

Hakimbo's Sub-blog - STFU: Mats of Bus 003
Well, I wanted to just relax in the bus but these stupid idiot mats (Malay version of Ah-Beng) just sat around my place (not next to me). There were 6. Like, and then they keep on shouting next to my ear and they keep on looking at teenage girls who look like prostitutes and they even comment on them, like "Wah, the hair so nice!" and "Wah, the Goodies so nice!" and "Wah, the butt so nice!". Seriously, I hope they have sex with a prostitute and die of AIDS so that they won't have to disrupt the serenity of bus 3