So blah blah blahs aside, I am totally going to get Alzheimer's when I grow up. I keep on rinsing my mug in the bathroom sink at night before I go to sleep and I would only realize it until I have nowhere to put it. Next thing you'll know I'd be storing frying pans inside the freezer.
I think I might be quite good with children, it's just that some kids are adorable in a sense that they don't really annoy you, but then there are other kids who just annoy the hell out of you. You know, the ones that totally crave for your attention and will just do anything. Urgh! It's so malas nak layan. Ok why am I totally being random?
Anyway, ANTM RECAP TIME!!! So look away if you don't really wanna be spoiled...
Apparently, the photoshoot this week involves the girls have paint splattered on their faces! Fierce! And also a little poisonous, right? I mean, ew! But still, it turned out to be great!
Whitney! I know this might sound crazy, but I am in love with her! She's really sassy and might actually go the furthest among the previous fatties! Seriously, her previous photos are amazing
Anya! Even though she looks like an albino Celine Dion, she's like the most magical creature I have ever seen! And she's actually Russian-born but was adopted at the age of 4. Mail order!
Lauren! I love her sooo much! But she does look a bit meth-faced in person.
Aimee! She's totally like Kahlen, because she looks semi-horrible in person and her photos look really different.
Stacy-Ann! Too much paint! Her hairstyle is kind of growing on me. Kind of.
Claire! She's like the David Archuleta of ANTM. Everybody's favourite because she's "edgy" and "photogenic" but I don't really think so. Maybe I don't really love her because she drinks her own breast milk.
Katarzyna! I don't really hate her, I don't really like her.
Fucking Dominique! Even though her photo is - I must admit - good, she still looks like a 50-year-old tranny! And she has the attitude too! She's kind of like Jade! She keeps on talking about herself in third-person. Once she said, "Dominique believes in Dominique! Dominique will be the next Tyra Banks!" Uh... yeah.... And I hated how she accused Whitney of being racist! But Whitney totally shouldn't have said that her best friend is black. If you say that, it kind of means that there is a possibility that you might be a racist. But I totally loved Whitney when she said, "Don't. Call. Me. Racist!" The delivery and sassiness is perfect!
And seriously, she looks 60. She now somehow reminds me of the son of Cruella DeVil and Leatherface, who faked his own death to undergo a sexual reassignment surgery and come back from Dominic to Dominique, and tries to compete with his/her brother for their mother's dalmation coat company while they try to help their father who is accused of killing many people with a chainsaw.
And Fatima. Fatima, Fatima, Fatima. You seriously do not have the right to scoff at every single comment made by everybody! Seriously, she sucks eggs! And freaking shave your armpits! Stupid Fatima! She's totally getting a Yaya vibe. Like, the African girl who thinks she's better and classier than everybody, but in actual is just stank.
And poor Marvita. Tyra said that the picture is like, "Vogue meets National Geographic". Ok, I kind of see it, but that's kind of racist right? Wouldn't it be cool if Tyra says "Don't. Call. Me. Racist!" But still, it looks like National Geographic meets Dragon Ball Z. You know, with the red cellophane thingy over the eye.