ANTM Makeovers sucked eggs! It's like as if Tyra was obligated to change everybody's freaking hair colour! So here's my take from worst makeover to best makeover...
My favourite has got to be Marvita's! They did like, a horse mane thingy, and she's actually becoming one of my favourites. She's not much of an asshole now. So yay! And Lauren totally looks amazing!!! At first I hated her during castings because she had this yukky pose where she was shrugging her shoulders. And look at her "Before" shot! She looks like a meth addict! And the ponytails! I wish they had coloured Fatima's hair a bit orange. Claire looks like Ashley Judd. (Famous) Amis looks totally like somebody I know, and it's so freaking uncanny. Whitney looks more like Anna Nicole Smith now that she's blonde. And her pictures are actually quite good. Aimee's hair is gonna be the Brittany's hair. It's like a furry animal died on her head. Poor Anya, Dominique and Stacy-Ann. Stacy-Ann was so pretty before the makeover and she had this weird kid-voice and before they chopped off her hair, she was anticipating a Naomi Campbell hair to the butt, but then Tyra must have heard her mention She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and so chopped off her hair and made her less of a woman and more of a prepubescent boy.
Seriously, she looks like an alcoholic housewife. Is she 50? Plus she looks very No Country For Old Men-ish with the haircut. I preferred her when she looks like Robin Wright Penn, except a transvestite version.
And poor Anya! I can't see her eyebrows! She looks like Celine Dion and Gollum's baby, and the baby is albino, and mistook facial wash with concentrated hydrochloric acid!
She looks so pretty during the credits! Poor poor Anya!
Current favourite is totally Lauren! She's supposed to be the awkward girl. Kind of like Heather or Shandi. She kind of reminds me of Amanda from Ugly Betty for some reason.
I love Fatima's face but seriously, she is an ass!